Lame jokes

[Tempestuous]

Okay- I just can't live without my lame jokes :D

The latest study of electric vehicles shows that the single greatest hidden cost for all models is the really long extension cord.

[dk]

*Knocks you back to Junior Member Status*

[Tempestuous]

:( AWWWW, man!!!!



Okay- is this one ANY better?

Have you heard about the latest male contraceptive pill?


You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

[dk]

Hahaha that one is a little better.

[Tempestuous]

Hehehehehe!

I have this corny attraction to lame jokes.

One that made me laugh harder than the limp joke, was on David Letterman and the blooper ads.

From the classifieds:

Need a new job?
Saving up for a house or a new ear? (car typo'd)

LoL!!!

[dk]

Well, feel free to polute I mean populate this thread with all the lame jokes you can think of. hahahaha.

I like em too. :)

[Tempestuous]

Secretly, I think a lot of people do!
But then I could be partial....and again overly optimistic. :)

[ness4k]

the second one was good