Drunkest Moments [Archive] - Okinawa Japan Forum

socalheart

08-19-2007, 12:08 AM

What are your better drunken memories?

I'll start.
It was my 30th birthday. We went to friend's parent's house. There was only about six of us. I drank half a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and a few bottles of Smirnoff Ice. I ate Hawaiian BBQ short ribs, a cheeseburger, Spam musubi and various chips. I remember that, because it all came back up. I passed out on my friend's shoulder. Then, I vurped on my shirt. So, my girlfriend dragged me to the bathroom to change or vomit, whichever happened first. Well, I had to pee first. So, I did. I threw up on my pants. So, my friend pushed me into the shower after stripping me. After the shower, I threw on her boyfriend's shirt, which came down to my knees. I then grabbed a bottle of water and passed out on the couch with a smile and a scrathy blanket. I woke up with a hangover from hell, but Spike TV was having a Star Trek: TNG marathon, so I was good to go. :thumbup1: yeah, good times. :rolleyes:

P_chan

08-19-2007, 12:09 AM

Mine involved my ex and her sister taking advantage of me. Put something in my drink, passed out after only two!

Don't remember much after that, just her confessing to me.

08-19-2007, 12:54 AM

Mine involved my ex and her sister taking advantage of me. Put something in my drink, passed out after only two!

Don't remember much after that, just her confessing to me.
Pics or it never happened! :w00t:

Is her sister hot?

Man I've probably got a dozen of these stories. I can't remember my drunkest moment. I was pretty much on auto-pilot.

Tempestuous

08-19-2007, 04:41 AM

Guess I am just a boring person.....I can't think of any embarrassing/funny stories that have occurred when I have been under the influence. :(

****oh, I didn't contribute a funny story...does that mean I didn't stay on topic and now my post needs to be relocated?*********

Fonze

08-19-2007, 11:16 AM

I also had have too many, but the one that stands out was when I drank half a liter of cuervo, half a liter of jack daniels and a six of coronas (really stupid).

I had my hands on my knees bent over barfing my brother was holding the back of my shirt keeping me up. when i finished he said u okay , i said ya he let go and almost in slow motion i couldn't move my hands of my knees i went face first on the sidewalk and broke my nose.

ststephen65

08-19-2007, 03:29 PM

im gonna plaed the fith on this one

atb35

08-19-2007, 06:23 PM

Hmm, there are three times that stand out, one wasnt very interesting, just got supershitfaced in Juarez, almost fought Federalies, got home safe thanks to some Marines.

The first worst time was when I went to a party with my brother when i was 13, I didnt drink beer (because of the third incident a year before), so I drank a bottle of Southern Comfort. I remember talking to a girl, then getting in the trunk of my brothers hatchback...when i woke up, I got out of the car, took three steps and faceplanted into a huge tree in my front yard. My brother said **** it and left me there all night....

P_chan

08-19-2007, 10:25 PM

Her sis was so-so and no sorry no pictures.

zeldan

08-20-2007, 03:46 AM

Hm, I don't have many drunken moments, but I do remember something I thought was funny the morning after. I was asked to move my car forward (it was blocking the driveway), and I forgot I had taken my mom's car to the party instead of mine. I was so confused and upset at the fact that, firstly, I couldn't seem to find the clutch pedal, and secondly, I couldn't get the car to shift into first! My mom's car was an automatic, and mine was a manual, lol.

Brett23iu

08-20-2007, 11:09 AM

One Night at an old Boss's house we were playing texas hold'em and I decided I could drink a whole 5th of jaeger on an empty stomach....hey I took 2nd in the tourney which paid for the bottle of boos but pukng in my boss's little metal Irish Trash can all night was the talk of the party that night..not to mention the next week at work too

smhersweetie

08-20-2007, 03:44 PM

LOL!! Hummm..I had a few of these. But I remember partying with my friends at a bar for my 24th bday and had a few beers and then shots of SOJU (korean wine). All I remember in the morning was dancing on the table of the bar and then puking in my hubby's car....good times though!!

A'Sharad

08-20-2007, 04:32 PM

Humm...Since I'm an old AMMO troop I have way too many. Guess the best one would be getting hammered on the day I was supposed to be PCSing from my old duty station. Party was going great until my roomie decided to tell the SF to "jog on" then pissed on thier patrol car tire. Spent the night in jail along with the other 15 party goers. FUN TIMES...lol :thumbup:

heather

08-27-2007, 11:38 PM

Well i do have many stories to tell since i am too an Ammo troop. it seems like i am being told what happened everyweekend. Well this past weekend i went to a co workers house that had just PCSed in to meet his wife and hang out some. Well i started drinking beer and then that turned into doing jager shots then into vodka shots. i was a mess and all i wanted to help me was me co worker. i am sure there is more tothis stoy but not enough time to explain. :)

Hollarey

09-02-2007, 07:41 PM

I've got quite a few myself....

The one that stands out the most though was when I was 18 and living in a party house after graduation. We got drunk every day it seemed like. Well, my roommates had black lights all over the house. On one of my drunken nights I decided to paint my nipples with glow-in-the dark nail polish. I turned off all the lights except the black lights and lifted my shirt. They glowed alright. However, I heard giggling and movement with a few shhhhhh's. I knew they were up to something. They flipped all the lights on and took a picture....and no, I do not have this picture in my possession. It is in a party album that they still have.

hankypanky

11-26-2007, 08:01 PM

Don't remember.

Mad Hatter

11-26-2007, 08:15 PM

True story...

Back in my high school days... there was a party. Back in the day yours truely was a ladies man. I found this drunk chick that i was hitting on all night, feeding drinks (screwdrivers), I know it sounds evil, but I was drinking too! we went into my buddy's room to "handle some business". we were both hammered... long story short... she was on top and I guess that all the motion in the ocean was to much. She blew chucks all over me. I then smell, see and covered in the vomit... vomit back all over her. She run out of the bedroom, through the living room, out the back porch, down the beach, and into the ocean. You could hear some of my other friends laughing... yelling "quit chumming the water". I walked outside after cleaning up in the bathroom... I heard one of my buddies say... "I bet we have sharks around here tomorrow." I looked at him and asked "Why?" "Your girlfriend was covered in puke and ran butt naked into the water down there."

i'm so much of an ass that I didn't even help her. I just sat down, smoked, and had a beer to wait to see if she wanted to go for round two.

hankypanky

11-26-2007, 09:00 PM

That's gross man. Hope she wasn't a close girlfriend. Did you talk to her again or did she not remember?

swindland

11-26-2007, 09:13 PM

One of my drunkest moments was comming home from clubbing. My mom told me before i come home stop by the store and get some milk and bleach which i did but the crazy thing is i put the bleach in the refrigerator and the milk in the laundry room ahhaahhhahh then i went outside and passed out. :w00t:

Oxmix

11-26-2007, 10:34 PM

One night when I was on Okinawa a friend and I went to the base bottle shop. We each bought a quart of booze. We went into Koza and rented a room and proceeded to get ripped. I left the room and proceeded to get into trouble. I remembered the cab driver dropping me off in front of the orderly room and crawling on my hands and knees into the orderly room then I passed out while signing in. The next day I could only remember bits and pieces of the previous night. That evening in Koza was filled with much embarrassment, remorse and apologies for my conduct the previous night. I told my self that no matter how drunk I got in the future I would never conduct myself in that manner again, and I never did.

Regards

Ox

P_chan

11-26-2007, 10:47 PM

I remember getting drunk at a co-workers house party once I was in college. I know we were all goofing off and I somehow got thrown into a light fixture...ON THE CEILING! Then after that, I went outside and proceeded to moon my supervisor as he arrived at the party. Then I raced my buddy around the house with our pants down! I won, but only because he ran into the garage and went though it! Hell I even got lucky that night with my at the time soon to be and now ex girlfriend. Ahhh those were the days:thumbup:

Oxmix

11-27-2007, 03:19 AM

kombu_kid

11-27-2007, 04:11 AM

Well, I don't I remember my drunkest moments, but an interesting one was when we had a unit party at a little park-like area up the hill from the chow hall @ Camp Foster. Naturally, I was completely obliterated and got on top of the corrugated tin roof that covered the picnic benches/tables there. After some higher ranking Marines kept telling me to come down, I decided to do a "tarzan" and jump, turn around and swing down....all cool-like. It all worked out pretty well, except I slashed both wrists on the edge of that tin roof. So they took me to the Navy Hospital bloody and drunk. The funny part was all the looks people were giving me at the hospital, and asking "are you sure that's what happened?"

I could tell many stories like this. I remember when I came back stateside after 2 years in Oki.......telling my friends "what are you talking about?? Everybody drinks like this!!":first:

P_chan

11-27-2007, 05:54 AM

I wish I had pictures!

Mizzes V

12-17-2009, 07:14 PM

My drunkest moment...its when..

oh wait..I cant remember......

ps. sorry for bringing old threads, Im a lil bored...

Richard Burns

12-17-2009, 07:20 PM

One ofmy drunkest moments to date was the JU meet when gtlm2000 came.

I was tore the **** up. I don't remember shit. I know we went from the HR to some other joint and somehow got to gate 2.

That's was a good time.

SnaFu

12-17-2009, 08:07 PM

Alana

12-17-2009, 08:09 PM

i was 16, at my much older cousins house party, really my first time drinking heavily, shotgunned a 6 pack of bud light in a race against a guy at least 10 years older than me. I won, he may have let me. then i moved on to jello shots, shortly after i threw up, lots, someone decided i needed to sleep it off, on a water bed, which i promptly threw up all over. the next day i went home, had a two day hangover. parents came home from their weekend getaway to find me passed out on the bathroom floor. mom gave cousin the "im disappointed in you" speech, we did the same thing a few weeks later, just not quite to that extreme

SnaFu

12-17-2009, 08:11 PM

Don't remember the drunkest moments but remember many a drunk moment... Kind of.

Remember looking for my car... Waking up at my friends house three days after my last memory with his girlfriend asking if I was ok... Woke up with my jeep parked half way up a tree once on the beach...

I'm sure glad I don't drink and drive anymore. I have truly been fortunate in the lucky category.

Mizzes V

12-17-2009, 08:14 PM

Well, the drunkest moment of my life its one time me and a friend were racing to see who could drink wine faster...

I ended up half naked on the street ..opps..I just remember I thought it was fun..the next day, I had the worst headache ever...

SnaFu

12-17-2009, 08:16 PM

Mizzes V

12-17-2009, 08:20 PM

Wanna have a wine drinking contest?????????

:grin1::grin1::grin1::grin1:

:-| By my CO I have forbidden to drink Wine, Tequila, or any type of Liquor...

:thumbdown:

I think he got tired of chasing me...lol

SnaFu

12-17-2009, 08:39 PM

:-| By my CO I have forbidden to drink Wine, Tequila, or any type of Liquor...

:thumbdown:

I think he got tired of chasing me...lol

Damn!!! :-|

Mizzes V

12-17-2009, 08:43 PM

Damn!!! :-|

Yeah man, Imagine a 25 year old MV ....:smile4: crazy stuff Im telling you....

Spadesy

12-17-2009, 09:04 PM

So when I was a 19 year old LCpl, I found myself in Thailand for the first time. Went out with my friends, had a good night. After I limp-dicked the first Thai chick I ever picked up on the count of my boozing, I thought it'd be a good time to go out for a smoke.

I stumbled downstairs and lit up a smoke. At the time I was an avid barracks rat, to the point where I was used to moving to a designated smoking area after going outside. In my infinite drunkedness, I somehow convinced myself that the big, dark spot behind the Siam Bayview was a giant smoke pit.

So I walked, walked, and took a 40 inch step into...a swimming pool.

I swam back up to the surface, clothes drenched and all. I searched frantically for the smoke in I had, somehow still believing that it was lit. I could've sworn I heard people walking, about to find me out, so I hauled ass to my friend's room and knocked on his door.

I remember asking what he was doing...a chick was still in his room. I asked if I could join in, and he told me no, and to GTF to bed.

So I took off my sopping wet clothes, left them on the floor and crawled into bed, waking up only a few hours later to go to work. The glory of youth.

I am 3 years older and these days, don't really ever get crazy when I drink. Sometimes I even talk less. Getting old already :crying:

12-17-2009, 09:41 PM

Damn, I still end up in swimming pools and I'm past 30!!!

j/k... last time I was 20...

Alana

12-17-2009, 09:53 PM

Damn, I still end up in swimming pools and I'm past 30!!!

j/k... last time I was 20...

suuuurreeeee

i've almost ended up in the ocean a few times, DK and Doug were there the last time :w00t:

leonthelion

12-17-2009, 10:17 PM

My last one kinda scared the sh1t outta me (not literally, I don't think)...

I didn't wake up anywhere, but I kinda "came-to" while walking around the city of Osaka. I just kept walking towards my office and went to work, to find my wallet missing and a big triangular bruise under my eye. I then enjoyed a Memento day, calling buddies to find out what had happened and tried to piece it together to no avail..

oh, there was one more after that, where I woke up asleep on the end of the line train stations platform and refused to move until these funky special cops in black SOF looking atire came and hassled me for a bit, then I walked 15kms in the wrong direction and had a costly taxi ride home...

Damn, I got an urge to get totally wasted now!