ness4k
08-18-2007, 01:37 PM
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband�s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband�s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I�ll give it to you if you�ll open your bathrobe for me." She�s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I�ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she�s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"
In walks her husband�s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband�s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I�ll give it to you if you�ll open your bathrobe for me." She�s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I�ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she�s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty.
"Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"