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CoachJ275
12-16-2008, 03:16 AM
Which do you think is better in the sack?
OtisPMerriweather
12-16-2008, 06:45 AM
What a stupid ass question that smacks of racism. Get a damn life.
Blues
12-16-2008, 07:10 AM
there's no such a things as stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots :P
OtisPMerriweather
12-16-2008, 07:16 AM
You should know...
Old Timer
12-16-2008, 07:19 AM
You should know...
10 points and the winner is :thumbup1:
Old Timer
12-16-2008, 07:20 AM
filipina 3 50.00%
:-|:rolleyes:
Blues
12-16-2008, 07:27 AM
You should know...
yup, its you.
http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/109argue.jpg
Sex Wax
12-16-2008, 07:51 AM
I tried to vote for all of them, 'cause I luv all the Womens, but the poll is set for one vote only. So I didn't vote.
DJ Tak
12-16-2008, 08:09 AM
Whichever one that's on top of me at the time.
Like my man Phife Dog said:
"I like em brown, yellow, puerto rican and haitan."
kombu_kid
12-16-2008, 09:25 AM
I'd say maybe the fiery insatiable ones.......whichever color is your personal preference.
"I like em brown, yellow, puerto rican and haitan."
I thought all wimmens is haitan.....
badkitty
12-16-2008, 09:46 AM
IMO Freaks are the best in bed....
Asshat
12-16-2008, 10:16 AM
I like the ones with vaginas the best. Women with dicks freak me out.
P_chan
12-16-2008, 10:43 AM
I like the ones with vaginas the best. Women with dicks freak me out.
A vagina is always a plus on a woman. I also like it when they have a nice set of legs and a nice pair of boobies.
hankypanky
12-16-2008, 12:30 PM
And women that weigh less than me, had my share of heffers....mooooooo:barf:
POWNASAURUS
12-16-2008, 12:36 PM
IMO Freaks are the best in bed....
and the only true freak I have met is mixed African-American, and white....
Sex Wax
12-16-2008, 01:44 PM
Since my therapy sessions have been going well recently, I find Living women to be OK in bed. The Doc said that even though dead women may not bitch and moan as much, I should try the live ones once in a while.
macker
12-16-2008, 01:55 PM
Eskimo.
Say no more!
hankypanky
12-16-2008, 03:47 PM
Eskimo.
Say no more!
Cold Poon:smile4:
macker
12-17-2008, 05:28 PM
Eskimo's shoot aurora borealis out when they squirt.
Its what makes Alaska great!
Bones
12-17-2008, 08:46 PM
How can you base your opinion after picking up a hooker in a bar?:scratchchin:
Jrocka83
12-17-2008, 09:47 PM
I voted for Thai women:first: I absolutely love them<3
Sex Wax
12-17-2008, 11:55 PM
I voted for Thai women:first: I absolutely love them<3
Are you SURE they are "women"? After a few beers, it is easy to be fooled. You could get back to your hotel room and start to get it on, reach down , and WHAM......a penis falls outa them panties. This is just what I have heard could happen. I just go to Bali. Where the women are women and the Australians are drunk.
-Rudel-
12-18-2008, 01:41 AM
There was group left out and that's Taiwanese! Hope my wif doesnt see this post. :D
http://lh6.google.com/chihcheng212000/R_Sn-vq3knI/AAAAAAAAMnY/yheQhYw97Hs/s1280/1041.jpg
jimbob17755
12-18-2008, 09:14 AM
A vagina is always a plus on a woman. I also like it when they have a nice set of legs and a nice pair of boobies.
Ten hours gettin' out, and the rest of my life tryin' to crawl back in!
SignoftheEndTimes
12-20-2008, 10:24 PM
Hmm....hard to tell...I mean..the only occupant my bed has ever had was me =p
I know that sounds sad, but I'm sure whoever the girl I end up with will be juuuuuuusst fiiiiiiine.
SignoftheEndTimes
12-20-2008, 10:25 PM
There was group left out and that's Taiwanese! Hope my wif doesnt see this post. :D
http://lh6.google.com/chihcheng212000/R_Sn-vq3knI/AAAAAAAAMnY/yheQhYw97Hs/s1280/1041.jpg
:ohmy: .....
elgringoloco
12-24-2008, 12:29 AM
That ole Ben Franklin said it best:
"All cats (pussies) are the same in the dark."
Actually, I think young, nekid ones is best.
OKI4EVR
12-24-2008, 09:16 AM
the women with the most experience and best teachers are normally the best regardless of ethnic background.
my question to you is how good of a teacher are you or did you just get your "World Rocked" because someone like me was there before you? :smile4:
badstreetusa
12-24-2008, 09:37 PM
the women with the most experience and best teachers are normally the best regardless of ethnic background.
my question to you is how good of a teacher are you or did you just get your "World Rocked" because someone like me was there before you? :smile4:
Chances are that they just didn't "get that good" over the course of one night or one mate...practice makes perfect=run through countless times...:grin1:
Sex Wax
12-24-2008, 10:05 PM
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/AshMiller1972/boring.jpg
OKI4EVR
12-25-2008, 12:52 PM
Chances are that they just didn't "get that good" over the course of one night or one mate...practice makes perfect=run through countless times...:grin1:
mate isn't that already a given? :scratchchin:
Kye77
03-19-2009, 09:28 PM
DOH, how would you know unless you have tried all. The word "best" is contrived from - good, better, best. :scratchchin:
& no fair~ Women can't vote~ Sexist!!!!! :star:
Oxmix
03-19-2009, 11:06 PM
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/AshMiller1972/boring.jpg
Her are a couple of Lesbians for you. They even have their own sack. :grin1:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Oxmix/Misc/IH072102.jpg
Regards
Ox
GODH8SU
03-19-2009, 11:17 PM
The ones that swallow.
scubajim
04-03-2009, 08:44 AM
It really depends on the woman!
CoachJ275
04-07-2009, 03:05 AM
What a stupid ass question that smacks of racism. Get a damn life.
it is the same type of question as "which is better in the sack blondes or brunettes" maybe you should slap your skin every 5mins to toughen it up! im married to a japanese girl so dont bring that racism crap my way. i dated many different races. you bring a level of douchebaggery to the board that is unrivaled by anyone else. have a nice day :grin1:
P_chan
04-07-2009, 07:04 AM
I married someone of a different race than my own, there is no way I could be racist:rolleyes:
I'd say I've had GREAT sex with a few different races and/or cultured women. You have to remember it's not necessarily race, more culture. A black girl raised in a Japanese society will still whine and squeal like a mouse being raped (I know not all Japanese are like that and it's mostly just how they act in the movies but...).
I would say it's true that some races are just typically better at some things or known for doing some things but it's probably more due to movies/videos and the media that we think that way. Not every black girl is gonna bounce her ass on you like a rap vid girl and not every white girl likes to be choked or have a finger in their butt.....
bli182_2001
04-07-2009, 09:36 AM
RYU valid point I must say, I have had different types of ladies and they def. differ from where they are and the way they have grown up. Turkish tend to wait until they are married to save their verginity. They will take it in the butt.
Yeah I saw a movie once where they said something about middle eastern women taking it in the butt because they wanted to save their vag for marriage.
bli182_2001
04-07-2009, 09:48 AM
Due to no SOFA in turkey, Ive seen a military guy get put on a plane and flown out of turkey because he got a turkish gurl knocked up and her father wanted him to marry her. And by turkish law he can tec. do that
OtisPMerriweather
04-07-2009, 10:03 AM
it is the same type of question as "which is better in the sack blondes or brunettes" maybe you should slap your skin every 5mins to toughen it up! im married to a japanese girl so dont bring that racism crap my way. i dated many different races. you bring a level of douchebaggery to the board that is unrivaled by anyone else. have a nice day :grin1:
Yeah, cause a woman's race or nationality really determines how good she is in bed, just like hair color determines IQ, and everybody knows that that the race, hair color, and sexual prowess of a woman are really the only important things about them right?
But hey, at lest ZEROmaint agrees with you. That's saying something.
Blues
04-07-2009, 03:58 PM
yeah, cause a woman's race or nationality really determines how good she is in bed, just like hair color determines iq, and everybody knows that that the race, hair color, and sexual prowess of a woman are really the only important things about them right?
But hey, at lest zeromaint agrees with you. That's saying something.
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GODH8SU
04-07-2009, 04:14 PM
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Do you like robots? And where would you put it in? Do they have some kind of data port for you to stick it in?
OtisPMerriweather
04-07-2009, 04:26 PM
He keeps doing that in the hope that somebody will actually care enough about what he has to say to go through the trouble of converting it.
Nobody does, though.
EEWNASTY
04-07-2009, 05:53 PM
He keeps doing that in the hope that somebody will actually care enough about what he has to say to go through the trouble of converting it.
Nobody does, though.
im sorry im just geeky enogh that i did find a translater it only says:
******s a lot w a f f l e s
it is one of those pancake things with the raised areas it takes a special griddle to cook it
Blues
04-07-2009, 06:14 PM
But hey, at lest ZEROmaint agrees with you. That's saying something.
The only thing worth agreeing with CoachJ is the noted response of you being nothing more than recepticle for vaginal waste. The remnants of what you contain or spill out (speaking) should be discretely thrown away. Congratulations.
Note: Remind yourself to keep my avatar's name out of your dirty little mouth and try w.a.f.f.l.e.s. instead. :thumbup1:
He keeps doing that in the hope that somebody will actually care enough about what he has to say to go through the trouble of converting it.
Nobody does, though.
LOL, I am tempted, though. Since it was my damn idea in the first place. :D
OtisPMerriweather
04-07-2009, 07:16 PM
The only thing worth agreeing with CoachJ is the noted response of you being nothing more than recepticle for vaginal waste. The remnants of what you contain or spill out (speaking) should be discretely thrown away. Congratulations.
Note: Remind yourself to keep my avatar's name out of your dirty little mouth and try w.a.f.f.l.e.s. instead. :thumbup1:
Umm, a douche bag is not a "recepticle for vaginal waste." (BTW, the word is receptacle) For further reference, the douche bag is where the CLEAN solution goes, the waste water just drips out into the shower or wherever. Shows what you know about women. Ironic, seeing as how this thread is all about them.
Just leave the clever stuff to clever people. It's getting old watching you embarrASS yourself all over this forum..
GODH8SU
04-07-2009, 09:14 PM
I'm not defending anyone in particular here but not having knowledge of douching is not very representative of someone's knowledge of women. My wife does not/has not ever douched. It's actually recomended that women don't since the vag is a self cleaning body part. I'm very knowledgable about women but know almost nothing about douching. GOD out.
OtisPMerriweather
04-07-2009, 09:30 PM
I'm not defending anyone in particular here but not having knowledge of douching is not very representative of someone's knowledge of women. My wife does not/has not ever douched. It's actually recomended that women don't since the vag is a self cleaning body part. I'm very knkowledgable about women but know almost nothing about douching. GOD out.
I thanked you for helping zero out of a jam. He had no other explanation for his obvious ignorance, even though he tried his best to make it look like he knew what he was talking about. Even used a couple of big words and everything.
Blues
04-07-2009, 10:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
"Think Fast Douche-Fag" LuLz
retributionnk
04-08-2009, 05:32 PM
Umm, a douche bag is not a "recepticle for vaginal waste." (BTW, the word is receptacle) For further reference, the douche bag is where the CLEAN solution goes, the waste water just drips out into the shower or wherever. Shows what you know about women. Ironic, seeing as how this thread is all about them.
Just leave the clever stuff to clever people. It's getting old watching you embarrASS yourself all over this forum..
Ok, so you're saying a douche bag is a receptacle for the fluid, which is a receptacle for vaginal waste? Or is it more of a vehicle for the waste? If that's the case, is the shower then the receptacle for vaginal waste? I propose a series of new polls, that are far more meaningful:
Which race produces the most vaginal waste?
Which race produces the most foul-smelling vaginal waste?
Which race is most prone to "douching?"
Who farted?
Is the amount or stench of the vaginal waste in some way tied to an individual's level of sexual prowess? Vice-versa?
All of these are important scientific questions, please take them seriously.:D:D:D
Sex Wax
04-08-2009, 05:50 PM
What is a "queef"? And what causes it?
What is a "queef"? And what causes it?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220761
Kye77
04-11-2009, 11:40 PM
Douche huh...:scratchchin:
Many women douche after their monthly flux.
Many women douche if they have yeast infection
Many women.......:-|
Maybe some women douche to destroy evidence of infidelity! :w00t:
Eh, why is douche suddenly mentioned this topic anyway~? I prefer the pictures & videos~ :smile4:
Sex Wax
04-12-2009, 04:34 AM
Douche huh...:scratchchin:
Many women douche after their monthly flux.
Many women douche if they have yeast infection
Many women.......:-|
Maybe some women douche to destroy evidence of infidelity! :w00t:
Eh, why is douche suddenly mentioned this topic anyway~? I prefer the pictures & videos~ :smile4:
It's all pink inside.
P_chan
04-12-2009, 10:06 AM
And some women never douche!
Kye77
04-12-2009, 12:20 PM
It's all pink inside.
Isn't that idiot proof information?
Yea P_Chan, the women in my family never douche too. Never felt the need to... :star:
Richard Burns
04-12-2009, 03:27 PM
a woman should never douche, its bad for them and if they really need it then they gotta nasty kitten.
rosk0e
04-14-2009, 03:27 AM
whoever is givin me some, at the time, is the best...lol
"when in Rome, shag a Roman"
-Dad
Venom
05-09-2009, 03:04 AM
There is a reason they call them: LBFMs <3
Sex Wax
05-09-2009, 04:33 AM
There is a reason they call them: LBFMs <3
LBFM's? What does that mean? "Ladies Blow Fat Men"?
Venom
05-09-2009, 04:14 PM
LBFM's? What does that mean? "Ladies Blow Fat Men"?
I will PM it to you, its not nice to say these things around the ladies.
(besides they are not to know guys say such things, or we may never get any agian)
mrubbermann01
05-13-2009, 09:32 AM
I'll go with Latins, there quick learners and let you anywhere.
I'll go with Latins, there quick learners and let you anywhere.
Let you what anywhere? And anywhere on/in their body or anywhere as in location (train station, church, etc..)?
Ayzil
06-01-2009, 03:57 PM
I've been through them all in that list and by far the best were Russians. Maybe I just like how they scream in their native tongue.
What I like best in a girl...me.
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