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okisteve
09-16-2008, 07:13 PM
All your US- based savings and other assets have just been wiped out. We are experiencing technical difficulties with our satellite feed though, so please stand by. In case of World War III starting, please keep a flashlight, portable radio, and drinking water handy. And don't forget the Marine Gift Shop for grrreat souveniers and much, much more!

Meanwhile, here's some of the worlds shittiest music for you on WAVE 648.

Asshat
09-16-2008, 07:15 PM
Wait, they can't do this! They promised if I came here, they would take care of everything!

Sex Wax
09-17-2008, 01:23 AM
Will Bacon still be available in Post-Apocalyptic Okinawa?

Oki alumni
09-17-2008, 05:37 AM
Will Bacon still be available in Post-Apocalyptic Okinawa?

Turkey bacon and sizzle-lean only...but in BULK quantities!

Asshat
09-17-2008, 07:10 AM
For the first time in my life, I hit the markets right! Though I do have realestate (not in the US) it is making positive cash flow. The rest I moved out of stocks and into cash two days ago. Yay!!!!!

Now if I can keep the Fed out of my money...

I see an increasing trend of people discussing bank forecloser. Last night that money chick who is always in TV taught us how to guess when our banks are folding so we can grab our money out quick. (Run on bank?)

Soon after, there was McCain saying how if elected, he would increase the protections offered by FDIC.

Hang on folks! We are in for a hell of a ride! And I am still smelling like a rose! (Comparitively)

DougP
09-17-2008, 07:58 AM
This thread reminded me of this article titled "Time Machine: Bomb bomb Iran" (http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig9/masty1.html) An eerie look at what could come about if our country was to "stay the course". No doubt they'd still be cramming MCCS tours and 18th Wing Services advertisements down our throats declaring everything is just fine, nothing to see here folks...

okisteve
09-17-2008, 09:21 AM
Nice that I inspired all this political discussion. My OP was just bcuz I was pissed off that there was some problem getting NPR on AFN yesterday.

Asshat
09-17-2008, 09:38 AM
Nice that I inspired all this political discussion. My OP was just bcuz I was pissed off that there was some problem getting NPR on AFN yesterday.

LMAO! well Steve, about five minutes after I read your post, I turned on the news, and it was the stock market report.

DougP
09-17-2008, 09:44 AM
I was pissed that NPR was nowhere to be found on AM this morning as well, Rach-H was on FM... ughh her morning show kinda reminded me of this skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzDtTF4rlc

P_chan
09-17-2008, 10:58 AM
I was pissed that NPR was nowhere to be found on AM this morning as well, Rach-H was on FM... ughh her morning show kinda reminded me of this skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzDtTF4rlc

Well Rach-H is a FJ (failjay) so I didn't expect her to touch on this or any other issues of importance. Just to take in people's requests, probably not play them, and then go on and on about opening your windows while you drive. I wonder if she would open her windows during a typhoon?:rolleyes: