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Boost
08-03-2007, 06:00 AM
The Sheriff in a small town sees a BLOND cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt..
So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ", and here I am!"

Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist!!

Tempestuous
08-03-2007, 06:39 AM
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ", and here I am!"


DOH!!!
Missed out on a great opportunity!
Sucks for him!

Boost
08-03-2007, 06:59 AM
DOH!!!
Missed out on a great opportunity!
Sucks for him!

Hm, maybe he really saved himself a lot of headache later on in life!

dk
08-03-2007, 11:09 AM
Hm, maybe he really saved himself a lot of headache later on in life!
I don't know. I'm with temp on this one hehehe.