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Isaak Brodsky
07-21-2008, 08:06 PM
i lost it at eighteen in '82 in a drunken haze in a walk-in closet at a frat party.

pink floyd's 'comfortably numb' blaring on bose speakers throughout the house muffled the sound of sighs and whatever amid fallen clothes hangers, down jackets, jeans, scarves and boots strewn across the floor of the closet.

virginity lost, like 1000 dollars, is something you can't get back.

how'd you use lose yours?

badkitty
07-21-2008, 08:11 PM
1991, under the stage at band practice...... above was the rest of the band practicing Woolly Bully.....

6 months later, dude and I got into a HUGE fight and I NEVER saw him again....

Isaak Brodsky
07-21-2008, 08:22 PM
1991, under the stage at band practice...... above was the rest of the band practicing Woolly Bully.....



Oh yeah!! that is a fantastic story! Woolly Bully??!! WOW.:thumbup:

Isaak Brodsky
07-21-2008, 08:25 PM
Lost mine with a girl who I "hated" at first she used to beat me up,was a bit older than me.
Was walking home from school one day and she came up behind me slapped me in the back of my head(ouch)
followed me home i let her in,was in my room playing SNES,went to the kitchen to get something to drink,next thing I know she is NEKKID under the covers :-|:scratchchin::thumbup::D

damn! rare case. little energy output for someone putting out.

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-21-2008, 08:33 PM
I do recall the tune was Foreigner - Say You Will. Oddly appropriate...

vvloc
07-21-2008, 08:49 PM
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOvCHD1uHY

P_chan
07-21-2008, 09:16 PM
On the side of the overpass hill. We were sledding and one thing led to another. All I know is even once you're bumping uglies snow is still freaking cold:cursing:. Damn, I believe the year would have been 2001 and I would have been 18 or just turning 19.

:edit: Oh and there was no music the first time. Just the sounds of the cars going above us in the dark. But after we finished and it got cold we went into her van and "warmed up" for round two:thumbup:

Sex Wax
07-21-2008, 09:31 PM
16. House Party. Drunk on Purple Passion. I got nailed by a bleach blonde in my buddies parents bedroom. Beastie Boys Brass Monkey playing in the bakground. The experience lasted about the length of the song. I forget her name....I'll have to get my yearbook over here one day.

Old Timer
07-21-2008, 09:42 PM
i lost it at eighteen in '82 in a drunken haze in a walk-in closet at a frat party.

pink floyd's 'comfortably numb' blaring on bose speakers throughout the house muffled the sound of sighs and whatever amid fallen clothes hangers, down jackets, jeans, scarves and boots strewn across the floor of the closet.

virginity lost, like 1000 dollars, is something you can't get back.

how'd you use lose yours?


:scratchchin: Walk in closet, comfortably numb....no offense just askin, and not my business.....Pitchin or catchin?

dk
07-21-2008, 09:44 PM
I'm still working on losing mine.

Old Timer
07-21-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm still working on losing mine.


:rolleyes: What ever type of virginity you are trying to lose, I doubt it is of a sexual nature Sir.

P_chan
07-21-2008, 09:51 PM
Where were all these sex crazed babysitters once I was going up? Probably at someone elses house because my dad seldom took out my mom once we were little. He was too busy picking up on other women:barf:.

Old Timer
07-21-2008, 09:51 PM
it was like 1990 or something.. i was barely old enough to nut about 12 or 13.... my parents went out and my lil sis had a babysitter for her... i was spending the night at my friends house across the street.. i went home real quick to get some nintendo games to take to andre's house.. Kesha was her name.. she was 17... i actually was "going out" with her little sister... she came into my room while i was looking for games and turned out the lights and started kissing me and stuff.. it felt good so i let it ride.. then she went down there and i was amazed by the sensation of her mouth on my lil pecker.. then she got up stripped and got on top and went to town...

i was corrupted.. from that point on my life was the infinite pursuit of pussy...

sad but very TRUE story
"the infinite pursuit of pussy..." If married the wife will agree within "wedlock" :old:

dk
07-21-2008, 10:09 PM
Where were all these sex crazed babysitters once I was going up? Probably at someone elses house because my dad seldom took out my mom once we were little. He was too busy picking up on other women:barf:.
I was too busy going to church and youth group functions to get laid in a timely fashion...

P_chan
07-21-2008, 10:19 PM
I was too busy going to church and youth group functions to get laid in a timely fashion...

I heard some of those church girls are down for some freaky deaky stuff:w00t:

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-21-2008, 10:27 PM
I heard some of those church girls are down for some freaky deaky stuff:w00t:
Now you talking my language!

http://silverchips.mbhs.edu/imgresize.php?pid=2447&width=250

DoctorP
07-21-2008, 10:32 PM
1984, I was 15, l had a motorcycle, had my own room, own bathroom and a house to myself for several hours everyday. She was 16

vvloc
07-21-2008, 10:40 PM
1984, I was 15, l had a motorcycle, had my own room, own bathroom and a house to myself for several hours everyday. She was 16

Queen of Peace H.S., North Arlington, NJ - doesn't get much better than that!

OtisPMerriweather
07-21-2008, 10:49 PM
Met this chick at the gas station around the corner from my house and asked for her number just cause. She gave it to me and we went to Applebee's. No alcohol cause we were both too young. After dinner, and begging for I dunno how long, she let me hit it. Later that night, (2 or 3 am) she called but I was tired and said I'd call again tomorrow. She got mad and said something along the lines of "You can f- me, but can't talk to me on the phone?" It pissed me off and I never saw her again. She blew my phone up for a while, but honestly, I wouldn't know her today if I saw her. Knew her all of about 2 weeks.

Isaak Brodsky
07-21-2008, 10:55 PM
:scratchchin: Walk in closet, comfortably numb....no offense just askin, and not my business.....Pitchin or catchin?

LOL, oh snap, great catch - the "closet" metaphor :thumbup1:

dunno. am i catchin' if she's on top?

Fire4Effect
07-21-2008, 11:07 PM
Where were all these sex crazed babysitters once I was going up? Probably at someone elses house because my dad seldom took out my mom once we were little. He was too busy picking up on other women:barf:.

At my house. My Babysitters were 15 and 16 year old hellraisers. They introduced me to Rock-n-Roll. I must have been the only 10 yr old at my school who knew who Led Zepplin, Bad Company and Aerosmith were, back in the '70's. I lost my virginty to a girl down the street. I was 12 and she was 13, and she knew what she was doing. That was in 1980...:thumbup1:

sharding
07-21-2008, 11:39 PM
Hmm, Lost mine back in 04 (14)believe it or not, Well hell you guys know me as the baby on here anyways (18) so yeah. Anywho, Was out singing kareoke and hanging out with some friends and met this guy he was 19 at the time, Guess you could say I was always into older men, Anways, went back to my place parent's were crashed. I distincly remember him sitting on the leather couch in my bedroom smoking out a tobacco pipe and eating cubes of ham out of the package. Next thing I know it was on, And that guy for the life of him didn't know what the hell he was doing. Maybe TMI but I tell you what losing your virginity to dry sex :thumbdown:

macker
07-21-2008, 11:53 PM
Mine was also in a church....

I will never forget it, the candles were all lit around us, the smell of incense and some organ chamber music playing some Mozart-esque stuff.
A few dabbles of the Church wine made me feel all tingly and warm inside.






It was my 14th Birthday.












The priest was ever so gentle :)

Obe1Canole
07-22-2008, 08:59 AM
When I was 16 in my room while my mom was 2 rooms down sleeping. Not to brag or anything but I was like a porn star that night! I think I lasted a good 20 minutes... thats pretty good for a first time!

Asshat
07-22-2008, 09:03 AM
1972, in my father's camper with the girl down the street. Yeah, I'm old.

Trail
07-22-2008, 09:04 AM
1999, at my BF's house in the shed. Nothing spectacular or special. :thumbdown: It was what it was. No music, no "scene". Just 2 bored teens having a bonfire and one thing leading to another.

Now first kiss is a different story.....

Jazz
07-22-2008, 09:25 AM
I did TONS of sexual experimentation before "losing my virginity" which is vaginal penetration right? If oral counts it was more like 1991. Anyways, 1994, vaginal penetration accomplished. Parents were out of town for the day. Me, skipping school with a fellow pot head and the sluttiest girl in school. It's really sad but it happened on my parents bed. She had a nice body and wasn't ugly but, she had a mis-placed mouth, like on the side of her face more than the front and the vag was obviously way over-used for a 16 yr old. She nick-named me socks afterwards cause that's all I kept on. I think I had Freak Me by Silk playing. Man, I kinda regret that after knowing where she'd been and looking back I can't believe I never washed my poor parent's bedding. LOL.......

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 09:52 AM
1972, in my father's camper with the girl down the street. Yeah, I'm old.

:rolleyes::mir31:

Asshat
07-22-2008, 09:54 AM
:rolleyes::mir31:

The 70's were a great time to come of age. We'd float down the local rivers at 15 and check out all the nude hippy chicks smoking pot on the beaches.

P_chan
07-22-2008, 10:00 AM
1999, at my BF's house in the shed. Nothing spectacular or special. :thumbdown: It was what it was. No music, no "scene". Just 2 bored teens having a bonfire and one thing leading to another.

Now first kiss is a different story.....


In a shed? How classy! It could be worse! Once I was at Keesler AFB there was a few kids who got caught screwing in and around the dumpster behind the movie theater.:barf: Talk about setting the mood!

Trail
07-22-2008, 10:04 AM
In a shed? How classy! It could be worse! Once I was at Keesler AFB there was a few kids who got caught screwing in and around the dumpster behind the movie theater.:barf: Talk about setting the mood!

Hey, at that age, I was not concerned with being classy. At least I wasn't out on the side of a highway with my ass hanging out.... now that's classy! j/k ;)

A dumpster..... that is disgusting. :barf:

P_chan
07-22-2008, 10:12 AM
Hey, at that age, I was not concerned with being classy. At least I wasn't out on the side of a highway with my ass hanging out.... now that's classy! j/k ;)

A dumpster..... that is disgusting. :barf:

It wasn't on the side of the highway it was on the side of the overpass out of sight from traffic! It was very magically and passionate moment......and cold and wet:thumbup:

We were "sledding":smile4:

Ren Cortan
07-22-2008, 11:54 AM
@ 17, My last summer before I flushed it all and joined the service. We worked at a Summerfest Fast food place. We started making out in the freezer:o and she offered me a ride after work. Stupid me thinking she was talking about in her fathers car. Turns out she gave me a ride in her fathers car, but not one of the tires moved an inch. She got hers but I didn't get mine. Tragedy:grin1:

roxy_skyy
07-22-2008, 12:14 PM
Lost mine when I was 16, at a rest stop on the Autobahn in the back of a tiny jalopy.

mikersoft
07-22-2008, 01:00 PM
Another babysitter diddler here... however, I was a few years younger than the others that posted similar experiences.

-Mike

whiterider
07-22-2008, 01:06 PM
15. To creed and AC-DC ( she shook me all night long). My cousin's best friend came over...when they were going to leave my cousin's friend stayed behind...house was empty and we were hiting it off pretty good. So making out lead to another. She was a year older. :cool:

socalheart
07-22-2008, 01:27 PM
Did anyone lose their virginity as adults, over the age of 18 years?

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 01:39 PM
The 70's were a great time to come of age. We'd float down the local rivers at 15 and check out all the nude hippy chicks smoking pot on the beaches.

Yes...It's becoming clearer now..........<3

Trail
07-22-2008, 01:40 PM
We were "sledding":smile4:

Yes and we were just "rearranging the shed." :w00t:

I was married by the time I was 18 (18 & 10 months to be exact), I didn't waste any time nor practice. Ha, that makes me sound like an uber slut.... :scared: That is so not the case aside from the whole shed thing. If only life had a rewind or you could visit your teenage self and say "hey, go some place else" or "you'll end up dumping him in the long run. Don't do it."

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 01:42 PM
Yes real clear. I talked this eighth grader out her pants on the premise that we would not be able to survive the Cuban Missile crisis, and the end drew nigh! :first:

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 01:43 PM
Yes and we were just "rearranging the shed." :w00t:

I was married by the time I was 18 (18 & 10 months to be exact), I didn't waste any time nor practice. Ha, that makes me sound like an uber slut.... :scared: That is so not the case aside from the whole shed thing. If only life had a rewind or you could visit your teenage self and say "hey, go some place else" or "you'll end up dumping him in the long run. Don't do it."


That's what they all say..........

P_chan
07-22-2008, 01:44 PM
Did anyone lose their virginity as adults, over the age of 18 years?

Me, I was 18 going on 19. I had fooled around with a girlfriend I had once I was 16 but we never did the deed.

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 01:48 PM
Me, I was 18 going on 19. I had fooled around with a girlfriend I had once I was 16 but we never did the deed.


Wrong forum.


http://www.lockedinsteel.com/forum/

Asshat
07-22-2008, 01:49 PM
Yes real clear. I talked this eighth grader out her pants on the premise that we would not be able to survive the Cuban Missile crisis, and the end drew nigh! :first:

LMAO! Was it during your "duck and cover" drill? :old:

P_chan
07-22-2008, 02:02 PM
Wrong forum.


http://www.lockedinsteel.com/forum/

No.....I blame it on the lack of sex starved baby sitters growing up!

dk
07-22-2008, 02:11 PM
Did anyone lose their virginity as adults, over the age of 18 years?
Yes. Lol..... 21. I don't wanna talk about it. :o

Old Timer
07-22-2008, 02:26 PM
LMAO! Was it during your "duck and cover" drill? :old:

More like:scared: duck and un-button.

CaptainMcLusty
07-22-2008, 05:23 PM
Oh....so shameful.....17 years old, senior in high school, with my 23 year old loser, drug dealer boyfriend. He was house sitting for his parents and had a party. After a 40oz of Old English(eww!), I was quickly taken upstairs into his parents bedroom, where I was stripped and deflowered in a record breaking 4 minutes.

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-22-2008, 05:24 PM
Four minutes?! You must have done it twice!! ;)

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-22-2008, 06:09 PM
I'd say there's a helluva difference between 14 & 17...hell, between 23 & 37 for that matter!!!

okinawa
07-22-2008, 06:10 PM
Does dry humping count? I was the dry humping king back in the day.

Isaak Brodsky
07-22-2008, 06:21 PM
Does dry humping count? I was the dry humping king back in the day.

sorry, dry humping is unacceptable as evidence of virginity loss........:smile4:

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-22-2008, 06:22 PM
Yup, Levi love definitely does not count!

CaptainMcLusty
07-22-2008, 06:30 PM
...............23??
Was his name TYRONE by chance?

No.......It wasn't.....

dk
07-22-2008, 06:37 PM
Yup, Levi love definitely does not count!
Levi love... :thumbup:

okinawa
07-22-2008, 07:15 PM
sorry, dry humping is unacceptable as evidence of virginity loss........:smile4:

Hmmm Then I'm still a virgin at 37.

socalheart
07-22-2008, 07:17 PM
Hmmm Then I'm still a virgin at 37.

A few more years and you're your own movie! :thumbup1:

vvloc
07-22-2008, 07:23 PM
Yes...It's becoming clearer now..........<3

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KwpJUrgN4

okinawa
07-22-2008, 08:09 PM
A few more years and you're your own movie! :thumbup1:

Im still a virgin in the butt that is.......:grin1:

P_chan
07-22-2008, 08:09 PM
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KwpJUrgN4

I knew that was coming:thumbup:

Maggie
07-22-2008, 08:31 PM
i lost it at eighteen in '82 in a drunken haze in a walk-in closet at a frat party.

pink floyd's 'comfortably numb' blaring on bose speakers throughout the house muffled the sound of sighs and whatever amid fallen clothes hangers, down jackets, jeans, scarves and boots strewn across the floor of the closet.

virginity lost, like 1000 dollars, is something you can't get back.

how'd you use lose yours?

I was eighteen, and pissed. I remember going back to my boyfriends house, but I can't remember his name.

Maggie

RODSCALIP5
07-22-2008, 08:49 PM
I lost mine in Thailand.....................:army:

Isaak Brodsky
07-22-2008, 09:04 PM
Hmmm Then I'm still a virgin at 37.

You haven't beaten Steve Carell yet.

http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/forty_year_old_virgin.jpg

OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand
07-22-2008, 09:07 PM
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=eIiCFLiRRHw&feature=related

Isaak Brodsky
07-23-2008, 10:02 PM
Isn't that Tool??

kombu_kid
07-25-2008, 12:14 AM
I was eighteen, and pissed. I remember going back to my boyfriends house, but I can't remember his name.

Maggie

And you're still pissed!!.........:first:

I had a girlfriend from age 16~18, almost 2 full years. Let's say we spent a lot of time on dark sidestreets "getting to know each other" in my parents' station wagon. We were both 16,......1/2 the time we were fightin' like pitbulls, the other 1/2 of the time was like seething, rabid, white-hot passion. Eventually, our immaturity shone through and the cracks started forming on our relationship.

What's really sad is I could've "had it" from a couple of other girls who just about had a neon sign flashing "COME AND GET IT" around their bod.......when I was around 14 or 15. But the "dork factor" was high back then.......I think the meter was pegged, actually.

Son Kokujin
07-25-2008, 12:29 AM
Lost mine @ 23 to a girl I broke up with 2 years prior...went for about 3 hours...what can I say, I don't pop the cork that easy.

CBRNGOD
07-25-2008, 12:44 PM
I believe about 83 was 16 girlfriend was watching neighbors house while they where away for the weekend. Took full advantage of having the whole house to ourselves :thumbup::20a:

JaneP
07-27-2008, 12:14 PM
2003. S13.

Yeah.

thistle
07-27-2008, 12:27 PM
17 in a drunken haze at a party with a friend. We had dated before
but never done anything more than kiss.

When I arrived at the pub the next evening soon realised the b*****
had told everyone else in the group of friends.

hankypanky
07-27-2008, 12:38 PM
16 at a girl's slumber party. we sneaked in after their parents went to sleep, made out in a sleeping bag while 5 other girls slept around us in the living room. If i had known then what i know now, i should of taken a video camera and played the room that night, (as 70's porn music fills my head, guitar with a wah-wah pedal, walking bass line..........)

thatguy4
12-04-2008, 11:47 PM
17 or 18. I had just moved into a new place with a hot tub. Called my girlfriend at the time up and one thing led to another in the hot tub. It was cool because I could actually feel her orgasim. It wasn't cool because she got off and then got off. Needless to say I had some alone time later that night and took full advantage of Miss Michigan.

Bones
12-05-2008, 08:33 PM
About 15, in the back of a school bus, after a football game. Probably took as many seconds to get my rocks off.:grin1:

Still haven't lived that one down, but we're still good friends.

Bones:old:

gtlm2000
12-05-2008, 08:55 PM
Not yet :D

trissytrissy47
12-05-2008, 08:59 PM
15, freshman in High school dating a dead beat senior(who dropped out like a month before graduation O.O).

But he was oh so cool /sarcasm

And he had a waterbed!

badstreetusa
12-05-2008, 09:10 PM
gt; what u waiting for...I know u got some opportunities up there in mainland...

gtlm2000
12-05-2008, 09:15 PM
gt; what u waiting for...I know u got some opportunities up there in mainland...

I'm just busy.:ohmy:

badstreetusa
12-05-2008, 09:28 PM
I'm just busy.:ohmy:

What? I ain't never been too busy to enjoy a slice of pie...:grin1:

kombu_kid
12-05-2008, 10:19 PM
Time to RE-PRIOR-I-TIZE.

uriel
12-05-2008, 10:32 PM
18, in my mom's car after a football game. with my brother's almost ex girlfriend. yeah, he didn't tell me that she was borderline crazy stalker. well, mostly just crazy. 3 kids by the time she was 19. thank god he got out of that before all that kid stuff happened. yeah, she was a keeper anyways...

P_chan
12-06-2008, 01:39 AM
I'm just busy.:ohmy:

Just hit up a soapland:D

Sex Wax
12-06-2008, 10:09 AM
It was on a balmy summer night, during my first week in Prison. A fine gentleman nick-named Booty Bandit, bought me for a pack of Pall Malls and politely informed me that I was now his "punk-in-the-bunk". After getting to know one another, we went to dinner together in the fine prison dining facility. Then he invited me for a long hot shower. After a brief scuffle, and applause from the guards, my virginity was lost forever.

gtlm2000
12-07-2008, 04:01 PM
Just hit up a soapland:D

I went to oppai pub with my co-worker after end of year party :thumbup:

Bones
12-07-2008, 06:29 PM
Did you like what you have experienced?

SignoftheEndTimes
12-07-2008, 06:40 PM
I'm.....er.....*coughs*

Bones
12-07-2008, 06:48 PM
Pretty much guessing that some of the postings were lies. Either that, or they had no lives either.

Or one of the parents came home unexpectedly.....

But what if they were speaking truthfully?:scared:

B:scratchchin:

Oceandreamer
11-18-2009, 08:52 AM
I was 17, skipped school with my 'first love'. Went to his parents house, his bedroom. I'm sure there was music playing he was crazy into music but it was not what I was paying attention to.
It was the first time for both of us, we both enjoyed it...all day! Barely made it back in time for my mom to pick me up. And so it began!

My father described sex to me when I was younger like air-once you have experienced it you can not live with out it!
The truest words the man ever spoke!

0341isa
11-18-2009, 05:27 PM
14, she was ugly and the school slut, I was dead sober, but hey, I just HAD to get rid of it right?

Not to brag (ok totally to brag) but I was damn good right out of the gate. How do I figure? Because I had been lying for some time about how I had "already done it". A female friend of mine suspcted I had been lying, but right after I finished with old slutty mcslut-slut, she calld her on the phone and gave her glowing review, after which the friend was like "OMG, I just talked to ... ok, Ok, shit, I guess you weren't lying."

Mizzes V
11-18-2009, 05:38 PM
Pretty much guessing that some of the postings were lies.

:ohmy: I swear to god I am Virgin! :ohmy:

Rossi46
11-18-2009, 05:44 PM
It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

0341isa
11-18-2009, 05:48 PM
My father described sex to me when I was younger like air-once you have experienced it you can not live with out it!
The truest words the man ever spoke!

Wait, what? Your dad likened sex to COCO's? hmmm....

leonthelion
11-18-2009, 09:42 PM
I was sweet 17 and she was a hot dirty 17.

She was the school slut (w00t), so she knew what she was doing.

I on the other hand... I dry humped her with my first ever super blue-balled boner for several hours, causing me to strain a muscle on my meat train, hurting me like hell...

Several gentle BJs and a couple of weeks later, we did the deed. It was worth the pain!

mrubbermann01
11-19-2009, 12:59 AM
Right before my 13th birthday to my older sister's friend on top of a bunk bed.