How long have you been on Okinawa?

[DJ Tak]

This is my second tour over here, so total time is now 15 months.

[Tanimaga]

Going on 18 years now. Going by quickly. :old:

[DJ Tak]

I should have added to my original post:

If you are here and not in the military, what do you do for a living and what has kept you here?

[Muku]

If you are here and not in the military, what do you do for a living and what has kept you here?
I'm not in the military and I am currently in the interview process for being the main importer/supplier of illicit drugs here in Okinawa.

I am well connectted with both the Columbian and Mexican drug lords who are looking for someone to be their go-between here in Japan and points further east into Afganistan where the poppy fields are yeilding record crops which means more heroin for both the Asian and US markets.:rolleyes:

I am looking forward to making millions between now and the end of the year........welcome to JU, this place is the main point of distribution. You may notice that there are plenty of wacked out members posting here who all happen to be my customers.

The admin here DK is a crack dealer btw.....

Can I get you anything?:grin1:

[uriel]

6 months here, almost 5 years in Iwakuni.

[DocTurtle]

2 1/2 years here. Wow...that went by fast!

[Bones]

I've been here longer than...( insert your name here ).

No income from any agency on, or off base here on Okinawa. Other than my retirement check from the military, or prior investments.

Not employed currently, by any entity on this island, or off.

Returned here, via out of pocket financial assets.

Bones

[okisteve]

4 years, not in the military. My wife has kept me here, and she keeps me in the style I am accustomed to. :first: (Actually, I do work, just not hard enough to make a difference.)

[hankypanky]

14 years, I LIKE SOAPIES!:grin1:

[Old Timer]

None of your damn business. :old:

[Fire4Effect]

7 years on the first tour and this one will be 2 years long. Unfortunately the majority of those 2 years I have been deployed or TDY. I got back from Yuma on May 2 and this past 2 months is the longest continuous stretch I have been on this island. I will be leaving in Nov. Yes I will miss it but I miss my biker buddies, my Harley and my guns more. :thumbup1:

[uriel]

Guns and Hondas rock!

[Trail]

13 months, military

[Asshat]

I've been here 30 years all totalled.

Income from on base job here on Okinawa. Also retirement check from the military, and prior investments. (real estate)

Am employed currently, and not here living on visa from wife, nor living in home provided from wife's family. (Paying exhorbantant amount reserved for scum-sucking SOFA status employees of US Gov)

Returned here, via job...for the hundredth time.

[socalheart]

My first stint here was for 18 years with my family. My second stay here has been five years so far, but we're hoping for another four years, otherwise it'lle be just one more year.

[happywhere]

2 years here. Work when I can. Wife and kids is reason here. Will take donations from anyone, advice you can keep.

[kombu_kid]

I've been here longer than...( insert your name here ).

No income from any agency on, or off base here on Okinawa. Other than my retirement check from the military, or prior investments.

Not employed currently, by any entity on this island, or off.

Returned here, via out of pocket financial assets.

Bones

After reading this description........and then signed, "Bones".....I just had to laugh.

[Travis Bickle]

21 years.

fisherman.

[Zanpa]

Ahh, the old "I've been here longer than you so I am more knowlegable and qualified on all things Okinawa. And by the way, have way more Okinawan friends that clue me into the local scene. GI go home" thread. Again.

[okisteve]

Ahh, the old "I've been here longer than you so I am more knowlegable and qualified on all things Okinawa. And by the way, have way more Okinawan friends that clue me into the local scene. GI go home" thread. Again.

No, actually, you stumbled into the "everyone hates me because I am paranoid" thread.

[Zanpa]

Might I add that my previous comment was in no way directed to anyone of Okinawa descent and was also directed at myself as I have found myself in the past guilty of such habit.

[Asshat]

No, actually, you stumbled into the "everyone hates me because I am paranoid" thread.

LMAO! Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't out to get me!

I do get a kick out of a family telling me "oh yeah, we've been here a very long time, just starting our fourth year here..." followed by the expectant look as they wait for me to say, "gee, really? How can you stay here so long, don't you miss the states?"

It could be a recording, it goes over and over so often. I no longer ask any personal questions other than "are you married?"

[P_chan]

Shit......I wish I could be here for 20 more years.

[thistle]

14 years...............now only my kids keep me here.

And the warm climate where I can go for a walk to the beach anytime
of year.:cool:

[Muku]

Shit......I wish I could be here for 20 more years.

It can be arranged you know:D :scratchchin:

[Travis Bickle]

Ahh, the old "I've been here longer than you so I am more knowlegable and qualified on all things Okinawa. And by the way, have way more Okinawan friends that clue me into the local scene. GI go home" thread. Again.

dude thats what this whole forum is. but dont call anyone out on it hahaha

[P_chan]

It can be arranged you know:D :scratchchin:

Gotta learn the language first!

dude thats what this whole forum is. but dont call anyone out on it hahaha

DOUCHEBAGGERY!

[Old Timer]

dude thats what this whole forum is. but dont call anyone out on it hahaha

ha....ha..........ha...............haha:D

[Muku]

Gotta learn the language first!


There is an express way to do that too! :grin1:

[Travis Bickle]

pchan, dont get me started on you. you are the most contradicting, unamerican, hacksack kicking liberal agenda "sunny walk in the park" person on this site. without a doubt.

[Muku]

pchan, dont get me started on you. you are the most contradicting, unamerican, hacksack kicking liberal agenda "sunny walk in the park" person on this site. without a doubt.

You start picking on my son and you are going to have to deal with me:army:

[P_chan]

pchan, dont get me started on you. you are the most contradicting, unamerican, hacksack kicking liberal agenda "sunny walk in the park" person on this site. without a doubt.


Thanks Mr. self centered! Once again, this coming form the walking contradiction himself! See any naked guys lately?

Maybe I should just start waving flags and saying "**** what everyone else thinks! My opinion is the only one that matters!".

:edit: gotta love the "unamerican" part! LOL obey it or leave it! I'll also take a sunny walk in the park over flying though the steets in my POS (insert one: mark II, chaser, supra, 180, silvia, skyline) anyday!

They funniest part is, I'm very "middle of the road". Yet the extremeist types (like yourself) on both sides can't see that because if someone doesn't think like you, they're wrong. Anybody every play lemmings?

http://www.noooz.com/archives/gfxbin/2006/05/lemmings.gif

Oh and I found a picture of you!

http://www.lost.com/images/Racer_X.jpg

[DocTurtle]

lol. He's just jelous :p

[vvloc]

See any naked guys lately?

I think we should change its name from trinkle to twinkle.

[Oki alumni]

Stranger in town to old man: "Hey...Old man...you lived here all your life?

Old man replies to the stranger: "Not YET, sonny!"

About 27 years total...in Japan...including 4 on Okinawa.

-Oki Alumni:old:

[Asshat]

Oh man! I didn't know this was going to be a penis sizing thread! Someone should warn me so I don't show up with a turtle!

[Travis Bickle]

your post is completely irrelevant there buddy. bring something pertinant to the table pchan. dont talk about contradictions. youre a so-called marine, but you are the most green-peace, tree hugging, democrat i have ever seen. must be an air winger thing. and lets not forget who was in the shemale thread calling them "attractive" on 2 different occasions.

shall i paste it?

so be careful, silly goose.

[Muku]

Oh man! I didn't know this was going to be a penis sizing thread! Someone should warn me so I don't show up with a turtle!

Didn't realize that at your age "size" mattered anymore:dead:

[Oki alumni]

your post is completely irrelevant there buddy. bring something pertinant to the table pchan. dont talk about contradictions. youre a so-called marine, but you are the most green-peace, tree hugging, democrat i have ever seen. must be an air winger thing. and lets not forget who was in the shemale thread calling them "attractive" on 2 different occasions.

shall i paste it?

so be careful, silly goose.

LOL, I'd be careful there MYSELF, Bickle "buddy", who the hell ever heard of a "Good Piece Of Elephant?" Pack yer damn trunk...you're on the endangered species list! Quite a fall from the "dangerous species" list, eh? ;) Not really "on topic" either, are we?:clear19:

-Oki Alumni:old:

[Old Timer]

Gotta learn the language first!



DOUCHEBAGGERY!

Excuse me.....DOUCHEBAGGERY is mine!! :old:

[Old Timer]

Excuse me.....DOUCHEBAGGERY is mine!! :old:


:30a::30a::30a::30a::30a::30a::30a:

[AIMHIGH]

3 Tours...10yrs

[P_chan]

your post is completely irrelevant there buddy. bring something pertinant to the table pchan. dont talk about contradictions. youre a so-called marine, but you are the most green-peace, tree hugging, democrat i have ever seen. must be an air winger thing. and lets not forget who was in the shemale thread calling them "attractive" on 2 different occasions.

shall i paste it?

so be careful, silly goose.

This post, along with the rest of yours, show how little you know.

Never denied that I said some of the she males were very convincing and some were even attractive. Does that mean that I am attracted to them? No, but you still fail to comprehend that.

Once again, all this coming from the biggest homophobe on JU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQKb6lacbGs

[vvloc]

"Silly goose," calling guys "cute" - maybe the -phobe part is an added distraction from the reality.

Whatever the case may be with this sad case of ineffectual protoplasma, there are serious sexuality issues here.

[DoctorP]

your post is completely irrelevant there buddy. bring something pertinant to the table pchan. dont talk about contradictions. youre a so-called marine, but you are the most green-peace, tree hugging, democrat i have ever seen. must be an air winger thing. and lets not forget who was in the shemale thread calling them "attractive" on 2 different occasions.

shall i paste it?

so be careful, silly goose.

Where did P_Chan ever say he was a Marine? I can find several posts where he claims to be an airman...would the real slim shady please stand up?:scratchchin:

[Muku]

This post, along with the rest of yours, show how little you know.

Never denied that I said some of the she males were very convincing and some were even attractive. Does that mean that I am attracted to them? No, but you still fail to comprehend that.

Once again, all this coming from the biggest homophobe on JU!
P you shouldnt give a shit about what he writes about you, it's not like he's one of the "mod's" here that you used to get into it with......dont want to be accused of "name-dropping" ya' know. :rolleyes:

When did you join the Marine Corps?

[Oki alumni]

Excuse me.....DOUCHEBAGGERY is mine!! :old:


Does that give me "dibs" on BIGGLEBUDDY?? :old:

[Old Timer]

Where did P_Chan ever say he was a Marine? I can find several posts where he claims to be an airman...would the real slim shady please stand up?:scratchchin:

P-Chan is harmless. Travis Bickel needs adult supervision. More than likely the key board is his best friend. The MODS should use a stern hand on these INTERNET DILDO's. Just a friendly recommendation.:rolleyes:

[Muku]

"Silly goose," calling guys "cute" - maybe the -phobe part is an added distraction from the reality.

Shit I've been called worse by better......

How much does anyone want to bet that Twinkle toes is actually a friend of PChan's that came on to JU just to fucvk with him.:scratchchin:

[vvloc]

twinkle bigglebuddy - sounds about right!

[Old Timer]

This post, along with the rest of yours, show how little you know.

Never denied that I said some of the she males were very convincing and some were even attractive. Does that mean that I am attracted to them? No, but you still fail to comprehend that.

Once again, all this coming from the biggest homophobe on JU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQKb6lacbGs

Mr. Bickle may be one of the she-males you shunned! :old:

[Old Timer]

Does that give me "dibs" on BIGGLEBUDDY?? :old:


All yours! <3

[P_chan]

P you should give a shit about what he writes about you, it's not like he's one of the "mod's" here that you used to get into it with......dont want to be accused of "name-dropping" ya' know. :rolleyes:

When did you join the Marine Corps?

I don't really care, but his reactions are funny.

Yes and I don't remember when I joined the marines either. But making generalizations and jumping to conclusions seems to be his speciality!

[Muku]

P-Chan is harmless. Travis Bickel needs adult supervision. More than likely the key board is his best friend. The MODS should use a stern hand on these INTERNET DILDO's. Just a friendly recommendation.:rolleyes:


Yeah but if they started doing that none of them would be left to Moderate here.

[Old Timer]

Yeah but if they started doing that none of them would be left to Moderate here.

:grin1: I see...................

[vvloc]

But making generalizations and jumping to conclusions seems to be his speciality!

I think there are other more unusual specialties that this one is trying to hide from us.

[Muku]

I have been here so long i developed a habit of speaking Japanese to other foreigners:-|

ほんとに.....:p

[日本 りより]

Yeah, only 6 years here, but I hardly ever go to the base and when I do I catch myself saying sumimasen to Americans.......

[Zanpa]

はい　日本ご　ときどき。。。。。。see what i mean.

にほんごはなしましよ

[NotSoAverageWife]

18 months on island. Military brought us here.

[日本 りより]

にほんごはなしましよ

はなす　したいけど　むずかしと　さいきんは　れんしゅ　できたくない

[Zanpa]

日本語　は　外人　で　ときどき　しゃべます

そうですね！　にほんごは　とてもむざかしてす　がいじんだよ　だから

[日本 りより]

or iｓ it できません　でした　

[okisteve]

はなす　したいけど　むずかしと　さいきんは　れんしゅ　できたくない

My Nihongo is wronger than yours!

[日本 りより]

My Nihongo is wronger than yours!

So is your English :)

[日本 りより]

日本語　は　かんたん　ですよ　英語　は　ほんとに　むずかし　:D

ほんとに　だね　英語は　ちょっと　むずかしね　

[日本 りより]

しごとは　も　三じゅ　ぷんね。　I need to practice my kanji. I hope they're offering 115 next term....

[Old Timer]

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[macker]

わいーーー

みんなさんは日本語すごいね。。。。
どこにべんきょうしました？　ふつの外人日本語できないとかかくもできないね。
たぶんいまからみんなは日本語でかくだけよ。もっとおもしろいよ。

ぼくはいつもん日本語よむとかかくするだからわたしのだいじはえいごできない。。。

がんばってね

[Oki alumni]

わいーーー

みんなさんは日本語すごいね。。。。
どこにべんきょうしました？　ふつの外人日本語できないとかかくもできないね。
たぶんいまからみんなは日本語でかくだけよ。もっとおもしろいよ。

ぼくはいつもん日本語よむとかかくするだからわたしのだいじはえいごできない。。。

がんばってね

Translation!?!?!

"The [wa] it is, [] Don't you think? everyone Japanese is enormous. . . . Every brusqueness it is today it did?　Unless the [hu] foreigner Japanese it is possible like this it is not possible, don't you think?. Perhaps, everyone Japanese just is huge from now. It is funnier. Therefore I do when always it is Japanese you read like this, i transfer and it is to be, the [ji] it is to grow, eruption. . . Persevering, don't you think?"

So THERE! LOL

-Oki Alumni (Helpful mode ON!!!

[okisteve]

Long enough to feel the quake of 2008!

[Oki alumni]

しごとは　も　三じゅ　ぷんね。　I need to practice my kanji. I hope they're offering 115 next term....

Translation:

"[nuchigusui]-Nuchi Gusui

"Don't you think? every it does and the collar three [ji] [yu] [pu] is."

GAWD, I absolutely LOVE altavista babelfish!

-Oki Alumni:old:

[Bones]

As posted by kombu kid:

Glad that you got a chuckle out of it.:thumbup1:

But to set aside some of the confusion, I have been here roughly over 18 years, off-on, both military and civilian. There are some posters here who have been here much longer, and on a continuous basis than I have.

But as far as the last part goes, I am not currently employed, and I did move my family back over out of my own pocket.

Bones

[billhilly]

I moved my family back here last Feb. So, this time almost a year and 1/2.

[IndyGal]

Going on 11yrs (hubby is military)

[macker]

8 weeks... 6 days and 13.5 hours...

But who's counting

[Drazzminius]

9 months so far...

;)

[dndkt]

Going on 20 years...:grin1:

[CryssH]

5 years!!!

[dk]

Something like 20 years... Losing count. Maybe 21. I don't know anymore.

[Sex Wax]

I just got here.....nice place. Think I'll stay for a bit. Where's the nearest Hooters? And why is everyone driving on the wrong side of the road?

:thumbup1:

[Zanpa]

I just got here.....nice place. Think I'll stay for a bit. Where's the nearest Hooters? And why is everyone driving on the wrong side of the road?

:thumbup1:

Thata too funny

[badkitty]

8 months and counting.....

[AFuel567]

Fours years:thumbup1: 2 1/2 military, 1 1/2 contractor

[Anterrabae]

9 months too God damn long

[kitcho26]

January will be two years. I am in Iraq right now and look forward to coming back.

[Rossi46]

3 years in Oki
8 years in Japan

I wish it was 11 years in Japan...