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[wkarma]

Anybody hear anything about the guy over at foster pass and ID who got busted for possession of Marijuana two weeks ago this past thursday? From what i understand he was a high ranking GS or NA supervisor level.
peace

[Sex Wax]

yeah dude...we smoked a pound of that weed with the MP's ! We was righteously high !!

[wkarma]

yeah dude...we smoked a pound of that weed with the MP's ! We was righteously high !!

What a dumbass.

[Sex Wax]

What a dumbass.

No...i'm a "smartass" maybe even a "jackass", but not a "dumbass"

[wkarma]

No...i'm a "smartass" maybe even a "jackass", but not a "dumbass"

No. Wrong again. Your a dumbass.

[Sex Wax]

Feel free to meet me at Fujiyama or the Gate 2 Garage, or even Hard Reef this Friday night. We can "discuss" how wrong you are....well, until you fall down bleeding. Dork.

[wkarma]

Feel free to meet me at Fujiyama or the Gate 2 Garage, or even Hard Reef this Friday night. We can "discuss" how wring you are....well, until you fall down bleeding. Dork.

No reason to wait. No need for a puplic place either. Pm me and i will meet you anywhere you like.

[Muku]

I think the following video says it all.....

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=CQgR-o6Hf_A

[Muku]

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[Sex Wax]

Do you have to duct tape it to your leg when running?

[Muku]

Do you have to duct tape it to your leg when running?

Quit bogarting that doob.....:army: :D

[Jolly Roger]

Muku-
I think I just peed a little from laughing!
dude I swear you have this ability to flame on or flame off a discussion.
again...great stuff.:thumbup1:

[TheNoNamedOne]

Feel free to meet me at Fujiyama or the Gate 2 Garage, or even Hard Reef this Friday night. We can "discuss" how wring you are....well, until you fall down bleeding. Dork.

21. Do not under any circumstances threaten anyone with violence. (http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/announcement.php?f=30) This also applies to challenging people to fights or making inferences to where the two of you could meet to "settle things," or telling someone they know where they can "find" them. JU is not a platform for arranging duels or the settling of grievances in a violent or threatening way. Making a threat and then downplaying it with "Just kidding (jk)" also will not be tolerated. Threatening someone, or inferring a threat, could result in an instant ban. -- TP

[TheNoNamedOne]

No reason to wait. No need for a puplic place either. Pm me and i will meet you anywhere you like.

21. Do not under any circumstances threaten anyone with violence. (http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/announcement.php?f=22) This also applies to challenging people to fights or making inferences to where the two of you could meet to "settle things," or telling someone they know where they can "find" them. JU is not a platform for arranging duels or the settling of grievances in a violent or threatening way. Making a threat and then downplaying it with "Just kidding (jk)" also will not be tolerated. Threatening someone, or inferring a threat, could result in an instant ban. -- TP

[Jolly Roger]

I swear I just heard the Law and Order "dun dun" sound after I read TP's mod message...
TP, sorry not trying to downplay the seriousness of your message, I am just suffering from heat stroke, cuz I'm too cheap to turn on my ac and am in a goofy mood!

[Sex Wax]

Sweet...I got infarcted. B..b..b..but TP, that dude started it. Boo Hoo :crying:

[Jolly Roger]

Sweet...I got infarcted. B..b..b..but TP, that dude started it. Boo Hoo :crying:

huh huh...you said infarcted..huh huh huh

[TheNoNamedOne]

Sweet...I got infarcted. B..b..b..but TP, that dude started it. Boo Hoo :crying:

Ok, but one should not reply with the same. Just report it to have it taken care of. Ok, if anyone wants to continue discussing this moderation then please create a thread for it in the forum feedback area.

Back on topic.

[Bones]

As posted by Sex Wax:

Sweet...I got infarcted. B..b..b..but TP, that dude started it. Boo Hoo :crying:

Don't you just love it SW, when a mod starts some crap, you respond with your answer, and you get dinged?

Bones

[vvloc]

Did you read the thread, bones? Did a mod start something? Where is it - I don't see any mod starting anything?

[Sex Wax]

As posted by Sex Wax:



Don't you just love it SW, when a mod starts some crap, you respond with your answer, and you get dinged?

Bones

No Bones, Dude started it. I continued it. TP just told me not to set up fights on the posts. I'll set it up a different way.

[TheNoNamedOne]

Well, that includes not using the PM features to set up fights as well. The forum, either in posts in threads or in PM's, is not to facilitate fights.

[Sex Wax]

Can i use my MySpace?

[InDuhUSA]

No Bones, Dude started it. I continued it. TP just told me not to set up fights on the posts. I'll set it up a different way.

Makes me wish I was in Okinawa right now. :9:

[TheNoNamedOne]

Can i use my MySpace?

Just don't use the forum to say, "Hey dude, go to myspace to find how we can settle this" or something like that. Don't use the forum as a roadmap to the end result.

[InDuhUSA]

What was this thread supposed to be about? :scratchchin:

[Sex Wax]

Anybody hear anything about the guy over at foster pass and ID who got busted for possession of Marijuana two weeks ago this past thursday? From what i understand he was a high ranking GS or NA supervisor level.
peace

This.

:thumbup1:

[InDuhUSA]

Anybody hear anything about the guy over at foster pass and ID who got busted for possession of Marijuana two weeks ago this past thursday? From what i understand he was a high ranking GS or NA supervisor level.
peace

Oh yeah, that's right. :grin1:

[okisteve]

See? It's a gateway drug to violence.

[OtisPMerriweather]

Meet me at Chi-Chi's tonight and we can "discuss" the lovely interior decor.

[OkinawaStud]

No. Wrong again. Your a dumbass.



Ooh. Good grammar there buddy!

[Son Kokujin]

Meet me at Chi-Chi's tonight and we can "discuss" the lovely interior decor.

Hmmm....never been there...am I missing anything?

[Crazysix]

Hmmm....never been there...am I missing anything?
hell no , hookers, stabs wounds, and cigarette burns are universal.....save your money, rent players club