Let's play a game...

[roxy_skyy]

I've always wanted to try this..but no one ever plays...let's see how far along we can get.....just add a sentence to the story....

"So you want to hear the story of how I almost died well what happened was....

Just add on a little bit and the next person will pick up where you left off...

I hope this works, if not...I don't like you. :p

[Tempestuous]

My friends and I went out to....

[dk]

Antarctica. I fell into a hole and discovered a giant metal robot named Megatron.

[roxy_skyy]

He was nice to us at first but after we had a picnic.......

[Tempestuous]

He got really ticked off that we didn't have any fried chicken left for him!

[dk]

So we fed him pickles instead, but they gave him indigestion and he started sweating pickle juice.

[Boost]

So then we poured a puddle of motor oil, grabbed a car battery with some jumper cables and...

[dk]

Jump start my heart, Charge me up when I'm runnin down, Oh, jump start my heart, Lift my feet up off the ground

[Boost]

Jump start my heart, Charge me up when I'm runnin down, Oh, jump start my heart, Lift my feet up off the ground

And shake it like a salt shaker!

[Tempestuous]

( BTW< you two have lost me!!! :) )

[dk]

And megatron shook it like a polaroid picture. And Han Solo came out from around the corner and exclaimed in utter surprise "Holy ____!"

[Boost]

At which point megatron looked at Han Solo with that certain look in his eyes and exclaimed

[Tempestuous]

Holy Freaking cow Batman!!! What have we done? We've created a Monster, no one wants to see.....

[Boost]

Holy Freaking cow Batman!!! What have we done? We've created a Monster, no one wants to see.....

Han Solo stripping off his cloths and doing the "John Travolta!"

[dk]

Which offended John Travolta to no end, because NO ONE does the John Travolta like John Travolta!

[Tempestuous]

So John hopped on his private Jet and flew away in a HUGE huff, but not before he........

[Boost]

Because of this great offense, Samuel L. Jackson stepped out from behind John with both pistols drawn, and started quoting...

[Tempestuous]

Because of this great offense, of John travolta doing a very poor rendition of You're the one that I want,
Samuel L. Jackson stepped out from behind John with both pistols drawn, and started quoting...

[Boost]

Because of this great offense, of John travolta doing a very poor rendition of You're the one that I want,
Samuel L. Jackson stepped out from behind John with both pistols drawn, and started quoting...

Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliette

[dk]

Oh Megatron
Oh Megatron
Wherever art thou, Megatron

[Tempestuous]

And he finished by saying, If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

[Boost]

To which Megatron replied, "Hello...I can't find my head"...

[Tempestuous]

He couldn't find his head because a Silly Caucasian girl who likes to play with Samurai swords and cut it off.

[roxy_skyy]

After chasing Megatron's head around for an hour another silly caucasian girl challenged the Silly Caucasian girl to a duel....

[Tempestuous]

and the silly Caucasian girls said.........

[Boost]

and the silly Caucasian girls said.........

"Hello...I can't find my head...

[dk]

Which was immensely funny, because she actually had it on the whole time! Silly blonde!

[roxy_skyy]

The silly caucasian girl glared at the narrarator....and cursed him

[Boost]

You must preform a ceramony with beans and....

And motor oil...wait I already used that, ummmm, anti-freeze

[dk]

And a loud voice came down from the heavens, shaking the earth saying, "The almightyforumgo has just updated all of the news stories on this website. Prepare for a massive flooding of the top-ten list! And build me an arc while you're at it!"

[Tempestuous]

So the silly girls got into the ring to preform the ceremony of forgiveness covered in beans and anti-freeze before building the ark

[dk]

And the animals, the animals, they came in by two-sies two-sies. The animals, the animals, they came in by two-sies two-sies. Elephants and! Kangaroosies-roosies!

*omg i can't believe i still remember that children's song*

[roxy_skyy]

I LOVE THAT SONG!! my mom used to sing it in the car to me all the time...aww.

[Talindra]

But someone was into bloodsport and killed all the animals!!

[Tempestuous]

Then one of the by-standers could no longer take the mayhem and madness & stood up before those gathered and began to.......

[P_chan]

masturbate furiously!

[Boost]

masturbate furiously!

Wow...I dunno about you guys, but I am pretty satisfied with that for an ending. :)

[dk]

Yeah, he pretty much won the thread.

[Tempestuous]

Yeah, he pretty much won the thread.

I fell over laughin at that one!! Wasn't what I was expecting, thats for stinking sure!!

[dk]

Ok, the first chapter of our story is complete. Time to start again.

As I awoke, the thought suddenly crossed my mind that...

[Tempestuous]

perhaps it had all been just a vivid dream, but as I sat up & looked around, I noticed that.......

[dk]

I was naked, in an auditorium completely full of elderly women.

[Tempestuous]

Frantically my mind began to race, was I the one who.....surely not! I had not just............

[dk]

OMG, I did! And there she was, sitting right over there, naked as the day of her birth some 80-odd years ago.

[Tempestuous]

I quickly grabbed up the sheet as I couldn't see my clothes anywhere & let let elderly group of ladies know- I had had a wonderful time wrestling in the beans & anti-freeze with them- but it was time for me to set back out to locate megatron.

[dk]

Megatron, as it turns out, was passed out fully unconscious in a puddle of vomit, teqila, beans, and anti-freeze. Not a pretty sight, nor something he'll want remembered by anyone. So, flashing dollar signs in my eyes, I quickly grabbed my camera and snapped as many pictures as I could before waking him up. I'll be blackmailing him like he's never been blackmailed in his life before tomorrow.

[Tempestuous]

Unfortunately as I am seeking away I step on the loudest darn sqeeky toy I have ever seen. Where in the world did this come from? As I turn around to see.....

[Talindra]

A giant pikachoo trying with all its might to hug me, scared for my life i try to walk away!! but megatron awoke and...

[Tempestuous]

begin to put the pieces together- me, the camera, his surrounding mess, as he shot off a round house kick for my head I quickly manuvered myself and the gigantic pikachoo around just in time for megatron's foot to.....

[roxy_skyy]

...see the giant pickachoo's head fly across the room and into a tank of.....

[dk]

Liquid Nitrogen. "Good ridance to bad rubbish" I shouted as loudly as I could. I never did like that fellow!

[roxy_skyy]

I gasped as I turned to leave and I find myself face-to-face with Megatron, "You don't want to be with me anymore?" my response was...

[dk]

"I wanted to tell you... but I didn't know how to say it, but I, Optimus Prime, we, we're having an affair"

[roxy_skyy]

Clutching his chest, he slowly feels his mechanical heart breaking into a million pieces, and his life flashed before his eyes, with his last breath he manged to say "That's okay, stick shifts aren't my type........." I looked past his lifeless metal body and I seen.....

[dk]

the end of all humanity in his eyes

[roxy_skyy]

dun dun dun...

[Tempestuous]

we have got to admit....we are terribly lame!!! Though very quick witted. :D

Go through and read the whole thread in it's entirety! Funny!!

[roxy_skyy]

we have got to admit....we are terribly lame!!! Though very quick witted. :D

Go through and read the whole thread in it's entirety! Funny!!


LMAO! That was great, think we could publish it? :)

[DataDink]

Then we made snow angles, and ...

[Tempestuous]

celebrated with great joy the demise of Megatron until.......

[dk]

I wet my pants and...

[Tempestuous]

decided I better run & change before someone saw me.
On my way to change I ran into.............

[dk]

a glass door with a sonic BOOM! Someone had cleaned it so well that I didn't even see it. Bleeding from my head I...

[Tempestuous]

Managed to stumble into the nearest restroom to clean up, to my surprise I saw....

[dk]

Gary Coleman being chased by Tom Selleck!

[Boost]

Gary Coleman being chased by Tom Selleck!

Hey, Gary Coleman actually lives with in an hour of us! Didn't know that until one morning the radio show hosts were talking about it. Kinda creepy actually. :)

[roxy_skyy]

When started to chase after them I realized they had ran into a busy intersection and......

[Tempestuous]

Due to Gary's vertical challenges, he was able to quickly duck under an oncoming big rig, Tom Sellek on the other hand............

[roxy_skyy]

...was smashed into tiny little Tom Sellek bits.

[dk]

I wiped the Tom Sellek bits off my coat and began my exodus to the far off land of...

[P_chan]

Buttsecksville where everyone is polite and always gives a 'helping hand'. I was looking around and I noticed that Buttsecksville smelled a lot like KY. Just then I was startled once a giant....

[roxy_skyy]

...phallus standing the middle of town's square and all I could think to say to the mayor was......

[dk]

Who erected this gargantuan statue?!

[Tempestuous]

Why Charlie, the Umpa Loompa's of course, built the statue, it is completely made out of.........

[roxy_skyy]

....eyeballs and jelly beans. When I ran into the cafe across the street I....

[dk]

Lost my mind and started screaming at the salesclerk. I said...

[Boost]

Hello? I can't find my head...

[dk]

Last I saw it, I was driving through bat country!

[Tempestuous]

It had a piece of gum I've been chewing on for three months solid. That's a world record and now I need to find my head before.............

[roxy_skyy]

The defeated world gum chewing record holder finds it and destroys it because he's got a piece of gum that's two months and 30 days old! I seen my head rolling towards....

[dk]

the gutter when out of nowhere popped Mr.....

[Cathleen_38]

add a little pepper and spice and everything nice.....

[Cathleen_38]

peter piper picked a pickled pepper how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?

[DocTurtle]

well, did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickle peppers for a pickle pie or is he just trying to emphasize his man hood? If the latter then I'm going to go with one.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[P_chan]

none becuase everyone knows that wood chucks are lazy free loaders!

[Go-Shay]

the gutter when out of nowhere popped Mr.....

Bean he was wondering around muttering about the missing piece of chocolate cake with roasted garlic icing, when he ran into...

[Cathleen_38]

3 weeks of bad breath from eating the chocolate cake with roasted garlic icing he had to run to the dentist quickly to get it fixed before his teeth would fall out.... but the dentist wasn't there, he was ......

[dk]

golfing with Bob Dole...

[Mad Hatter]

Then out popped a hooker from his hole

[P_chan]

She had nine STDs and no teeth. She turned to me and said...

[Go-Shay]

I can no longer accept your food stamps as payment and further more...

[P_chan]

I gave you the clap.

[JordonisSuperior]

a bird flies and poops on a cow...

[Tony Stacks]

The cow got pissed and jumped over the moon.

[swindland]

and started eating cheese while watching human make a fool of themselves and start to wonder...

[Go-Shay]

why doesn't ice cream have bones?

[Bones]

I hate cold places.

[Go-Shay]

I hate cold places.

good one but please continue the story:first:

[Bones]

The "bird dropping" in the eye, was actually a good thing.

While contentedly munching on the luscious grass, her eyes opened. Only to find Megatron, and Gigantor.....

[dk]

Making out in the corner. She then immediately...

[Go-Shay]

your protection is inferior, my I suggest we use ......

[Bones]

....went to Hank&Rumi's, for some hairy balls, but.....

[dk]

was unexpectedly sucked into a black hole and never seen or heard from again. Until...

[Mad Hatter]

a back lash of energy threw me into the...

[dk]

back of Chuck Norris' head. I then...

[swindland]

thought to myself why did i think of chuck norris..isn't chuck norris..

[Bones]

... Sally Fields in drag?

[JordonisSuperior]

sally jumps into a...

[hankypanky]

goat's ass and the word on the street.............

[swindland]

she will make you moan and scream for your life while she is...

[Go-Shay]

pulling those pesky hairs on your toes but aside from that she gives a really good........

[swindland]

hand job but becareful if you decide to have sex with her make sure you use a....

[Bones]

...daikon radish.....

[roxy_skyy]

or else the crabs will get worse when you.....

[proudtobnotpc]

try killing them with a blow torch (ouch) but that only works if your out of.....

[Crazysix]

7.62 ammo and acid

[roxy_skyy]

"It burns! It burns!" he screamed so I told him to...

[Sex Wax]

....rub some sex wax on the top of his long....

[proudtobnotpc]

tall hard antenna and just keep stroking because sooner or later he will.....

[Bones]

Not from the burning candle, darn it. That hurts!!!!!!:cursing:

[roxy_skyy]

...decides the hot scalding liquid is the choice of champions so she pours it all over his.....

[Bones]

Hmm, shouldn't have forgotten about her last night. After all, she was my wife. Maybe I deserved it......

[okinawa]

in the......

[Bones]

...court room.

At least they should have let me keep the movies of the girls getting it on with girls, which is a lot better than the security cameras at work.

Men that age, watching Sesame Street. Disgusting. And the way....

[roxy_skyy]

..she looked at me made my insides crawl like....

[Asshat]

and all of the denizens therein rolled their eyes and said, "what other news hast thou wrought which shall be the subject of much confusion and derision."

[Bones]

....maybe I'm missing something. Those girls appeared to be having a good time. On the other hand.....

[GoochBomber]

i have a glob of lube which i use to...

[BleuEneG]

....get the skid marks off my favorite...

[SPMF#1]

...favorate banana hamock...

[BleuEneG]

..that I bought in Tiajuana, Mexico....

[GoochBomber]

which is where me and the goat....

[SPMF#1]

off a 300lb seniorita. Strangly I recognized the smell on them form visiting...

[GoochBomber]

my grandmother's house which was so old that...

[SPMF#1]

I know I tagged that in a past life. This made me...

[GoochBomber]

so horny i then molested the goat which made a noise such as....

[SPMF#1]

the likes that I have never dreamed of. This made my manhood grow...

[GoochBomber]

to a full throbing 2 inches, as my mother always said...

[SPMF#1]

I have a shallow vag, it's ok to be short. The goat laughed at me though, so I...

[GoochBomber]

immediately defiled its rectal throne room and it began leaking...

[socalheart]

And although it would ruin my new manicure, I leapt up and grabbed ahold of the curtain rod above it and swung over the offending creature; only to find...

[SPMF#1]

man gravy. So I rip my cock out and puched it in the back of the head and said...

[GoochBomber]

DONKEY PUNCH...in which it responed...

[SPMF#1]

silly goat fvcking fag, I'm not a donkey, but your mom...

[proudtobnotpc]

tastes great and less filling .....

[Go-Shay]

are you its not less filling and tastes great???

[socalheart]

I was sure, but left it all behind and continued on my journey carefully avoiding the mess that was and valiantly pressed forward toward...

[proudtobnotpc]

towards my life long dream of proving that Ice Cream does indeed have bones...however upon my arriving I found out that....

[westonmt]

ice cream doesn't have bones but mounds have nuts! This realization threw my who universe into......

[socalheart]

... a parallel universe, wherein I was ...

[proudtobnotpc]

flipped, turned around and upside down, yet still I discovered that..

[Courtney]

while you suck, i still rule!!!
But then I thought to myself...

[Bones]

Watching Bones eat ice cream, and he wasn't sharing.

[socalheart]

"This is hardly a fitting position to be in for someone of my, well, position." With a quick flip and a few turns, I righted myself and headed back to...

[westonmt]

the kitchen for more ice cream and a beer!

[Muku]

But realized that I was eating beer flavored ice cream.

[westonmt]

and wearing a pink thong with.....

[BleuEneG]

..the tag still on and it was rubbing up against the top of my butt crack..

[kombu_kid]

Rubbing, rubbing and more rubbing until.......there was spontaneous combustion of my pubes!!!!

[Jrocka83]

My pubes flew all of the kitchen, oh shit there in my wifes cheasecake:ohmy:...

[CoachJ275]

after that she wanted me "F$ck her like an animal".

[Sandchedrick]

So I thought, "What the hell! She is suddenly clean-shaven!" Honey, Grab the cheesecake...

[proudtobnotpc]

peanut butter and jelly time, wheres that blue sheet to protect the bed?? you we used it last time (remember the honey lotion)???

[roxy_skyy]

"We left it at your mother's house, remember?" then I turned to say...

[Jazz]

"Oh screw it, let's get it on (in a Barry White voice)", so we did.

[Trail]

... but just then, someone walked in. It was...

[Burado]

...just reaching for my can of cheez whiz so i ......

[Jazz]

grabbed it but the cheez was all out so I opted to spray.....

[Trail]

... her with my own brand of whiz. I can't be believe she...

[Burado]

was able to lick every drop from my...........

[cauthan]

hairy feet. I can't understand it but I know that she and her aunt just had two.....

[Trail]

hairy feet. I can't understand it but I know that she and her aunt just had two.....

fingers. They just so happened to be the middle ones. This one time they flicked off a group of nuns unintentionally and the nuns....

[cellophane]

...got the idea to get their own can of cheese whiz. They knew the priest kept a case load in his....

[Sex Wax]

....Pants. The Priest tried to keep it "in his pants", but the Choir Boys looked like......

[Orion]

....whole wheat triscuits that he could put his............

[Kitarin]

At this time teh jolly green giant walked in and said...

[Sex Wax]

At this time teh jolly green giant walked in and said...

SHAKALAKALAKALAKA !!!!!!! Where's the...

[Kitarin]

bacon? I love my bacon like i like my women....

[GODH8SU]

Love dancing with teletubbies...

[Kitarin]

while i jackhammer mickey mouse in teh doodoo hol ewith a larn dart.

[GODH8SU]

While minnie mouse is getting triple stuffed by Pluto, Goofey, and Donald Duck...

[dk]

*dk walks away disgusted*

[GODH8SU]

but he watches as he walks away...

[Kitarin]

then he goes to masturbait with his tears. SORRY BABY JESUS he yells as he passes out!

[Sex Wax]

only to be awoken by the smell of grilled...

[Kitarin]

(real quick do not hate me for anything that i type. I apologize if i offend anyone, but this is a lot of fun. back to the madness.)
postman. The one my wife was cheating on me with so know its time for postman steaks.. i also brought...

[Richard Burns]

some prozac because i can't believe this thread is still going after damn near 3 years I took the whole bottle but need to go to the liquer store for........

[Sex Wax]

m&m's and K-Y jelly for my date with...

[Kitarin]

Sexwax, but i need to be good and drunk before that because it will hurt when....

[Sex Wax]

I run barefoot and hook up with a bus load of female porno stars making a movie about....

[GODH8SU]

Life after transgender operation...

[Sex Wax]

starring GODH8SU and dk, featuring C6 on the...

[GODH8SU]

mic explaining how SW hooked up with a bus full of he-she's and......

[Sex Wax]

Got them to butt rape GODH8SU on screen and post it on YouTube as millions of people watched and said...

[Kitarin]

I WANT to marry marilyn manson in...

[GODH8SU]

utter jealousy at godh8su for making SW believe the bus was fullof he-she's....

[Sex Wax]

when the whole bus had a raging case of the clap, infecting GODH8SU, dk, C6, and Richard Burns making them go to the doctor saying...

[GODH8SU]

damn that was a ****ed up dream....

[Sex Wax]

then awoke to find a giant.....

[GODH8SU]

ball of string rolling down the street.....

[Sex Wax]

the string ended up tangling everyone together and....

[GODH8SU]

a giant orgy insued with everyone tied together and all of a sudden....

[Sex Wax]

a giant, drunken Buddha joined the party and said...

[GODH8SU]

Fuk that Allah character, this is where it's at...

[Sex Wax]

and Jesus grabbed the mic, and all the Angels sang "Jesus Christ, Pass the Rice...

[GODH8SU]

you f'n jew.....

[Sex Wax]

I luv Bacon stew...

[GODH8SU]

it makes me have to poo....

[Sex Wax]

just like CoCo's Curry do....

[GODH8SU]

but it's all good if you've got brew....

[Sex Wax]

and a girl that wants to do you, and you, and you, and you.....

[GODH8SU]

get to do her and her friends at the same time...

[Sex Wax]

but then in walks her pimp and says...

[GODH8SU]

where's my muthafukin money biatch.....

[bobbpoo]

he pulls out his .45 while she looks down the barrel...