Scientology Sex!?!?!

[A'Sharad]

http://www.scientology-lies.com/faq/teachings/sex.html

Yep they have it. Ya freaks. Go to the other Scientology thread http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2720and post your thoughts...ya pervs....:thumbup::army:

[Sex Wax]

Who's having the sex....I want more sex! If I join that cult will I get some? Is Scientology sex different than other sex? They have some special extra demensional positions? Lemme try !

[proudtobnotpc]

Who's having the sex....I want more sex! If I join that cult will I get some? Is Scientology sex different than other sex? They have some special extra demensional positions? Lemme try !
Sex Wax we need a picture please

[DOCROB]

Scientology IS FAKE!!!!!! It is nothing more then another dumba$$ cult. Now go sit in a corner and drink your coolaid. DOCROB

[Asshat]

Scientology IS FAKE!!!!!! It is nothing more then another dumba$$ cult. Now go sit in a corner and drink your coolaid. DOCROB

It's fake to whom? What is the fakery? It is obviously real to a great many people.

[A'Sharad]

Scientology IS FAKE!!!!!! It is nothing more then another dumba$$ cult. Now go sit in a corner and drink your coolaid. DOCROB

Dont like coolaid and I think its spelled with a k not a c....lol:thumbup1:

[P_chan]

They have sex in the fourth dimension!!!!

I've had fourth dimensional sex before, you should try it! They even have a family mart in the fourth dimension. But sadly they all speak piglatin and there is a bunch of other crazy stuff there too. Like up = down, left = right, and 4 + 3 = chicken.

:edit:Hmmmmm, now that I think about it, doug's signature has some very fourth dimension logic in it. Have you been there doug?

[Sex Wax]

Scientology's views on the body
Hubbard called the physical world MEST, which is something ethereal Thetans temporarily operating "meat bodies", are meant to transcend and conquer. Thetans are of the "Theta Universe", and the entire purpose of the Theta Universe is, in Hubbard's words, "the conquest, change, and ordering" of this universe.[14]

Scientologists often refer to their bodies as "this piece of meat," or "this meat of ours"[15] and new recruits to the church are classified as "raw meat". [16] Scientology is geared towards attaining "cause over MEST", attaining awareness that our bodies are undesirable physical objects that are only holding us back, and attaining the ability to abandon one's body via "exteriorization" and ultimately by becoming an Operating Thetan Clear and a Cleared Theta Clear.[17] The Scientology Tone scale, in fact, lists needing a body (and all body-related matters) among the lowest of all possible states
-Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_and_sex

Someone touch my "meat"?

http://www.lisburncity.gov.uk/filestore/images/Raw-Meat-1.jpg

:thumbup1:

[proudtobnotpc]

They have sex in the fourth dimension!!!!

I've had fourth dimensional sex before, you should try it! They even have a family mart in the fourth dimension. But sadly they all speak piglatin and there is a bunch of other crazy stuff there too. Like up = down, left = right, and 4 + 3 = chicken.

snif, snif sounds like home to me:crying:

[Sif: wife of Thor]

It's fake to whom? What is the fakery? It is obviously real to a great many people.

True Uminchu, What would say to these poor people who drank the kool-aid. It was real to them and look what happened to these believers. People who don't remember the past or choose to ignore it are condemned to repeat it.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/reversekismet/Jonestown.gif

I'm not sure where I heard this, but I believe it: Religion is going to church and thinking about all the things that you would rather do or need to do, Spirituality is doing the things you rather do or need to do and thinking about your God.

[Asshat]

I'm not sure where I heard this, but I believe it: Religion is going to church and thinking about all the things that you would rather do or need to do, Spirituality is doing the things you rather do or need to do and thinking about your God.

Yep. That's how I think of it too...but then you are I are the same "religion" I believe....

[Anterrabae]

scientology:

GUILTY of being a small cult than christianity!!

[Sif: wife of Thor]

Yep. That's how I think of it too...but then you are I are the same "religion" I believe....

SGI? I'm a member.

[Asshat]

SGI? I'm a member.

Sho enuff. For about 22 years now.

[Sif: wife of Thor]

Sho enuff. For about 22 years now.

That's awesome! Member since 2003.

[DOCROB]

It's fake to whom? What is the fakery? It is obviously real to a great many people.

I think it's fake. Why is it fake?? Gee lets see the inventor of this so called religion is Lafayette Ronald Hubbard a science fiction writer from the 1930's-1980's. Sounds like one of his sci-fi novels to me. Google Lafayette Ronald Hubbard and you see this guy was a nut case


Dont like coolaid and I think its spelled with a k not a c....lol

Your right t is spelled with a K not a C my mistake.

DOCROB

[GODH8SU]

It's fake to whom? What is the fakery? It is obviously real to a great many people.

So is Jesus. But I haven't seen any proof of his existence. Let that assclown walk on water right here, right now and I'll believe. Otherwise, all religious icons can lick a nut. Especailly the made up ones like scientology and mormon.

[DOCROB]

SGI????What's that???

[Asshat]

I think it's fake. Why is it fake?? Gee lets see the inventor of this so called religion is Lafayette Ronald Hubbard a science fiction writer from the 1930's-1980's. Sounds like one of his sci-fi novels to me. Google Lafayette Ronald Hubbard and you see this guy was a nut case


Show me a religion that is NOT fake. That was my first point. My second point was that what is real or not real with regard to belief is on behalf of he doing the believing, not you and I.

In other words, I find it impossible to tell someone that that which the deem spiritual to them is not real.

SGI- Buddhist. A follower of the Lotus Sutra and of Shakyamuni. Another fake religion. :)

[DOCROB]

So is Jesus. But I haven't seen any proof of his existence. Let that assclown walk on water right here, right now and I'll believe. Otherwise, all religious icons can lick a nut. Especailly the made up ones like scientology and mormon.

Jesus was infact a real person that did live. But man Raised him to divinity and turned him into the son of god. Now wether or not there is a real god or supreme being that has yet to be proven. DOCROB

[Anterrabae]

I think it's fake. Why is it fake?? Gee lets see the inventor of this so called religion is Lafayette Ronald Hubbard a science fiction writer from the 1930's-1980's. Sounds like one of his sci-fi novels to me. Google Lafayette Ronald Hubbard and you see this guy was a nut case


Dont like coolaid and I think its spelled with a k not a c....lol

Your right t is spelled with a K not a C my mistake.

DOCROB

now, and i am in now was putting down any religion, what about the Bible? That is THE book to millions, yet it wasnt written by God or Jesus for that matter. it was clergymen with their own vendettas and agendas. why should L.Ron Hubbard be denounced for doing the same thing? Just because he didnt do it back in the day that people were more susceptive to new religions?

[GODH8SU]

Jesus was infact a real person that did live. But man Raised him to divinity and turned him into the son of god. Now wether or not there is a real god or supreme being that has yet to be proven. DOCROB

You're right. I meant the bible jesus, not the 30 something year old jew that was banging Mary Magdalene.

[Sif: wife of Thor]

SGI=Soka Gakkai International
http://www.sgi.org/

Buddhism is not a religion, it's a philosophy.

[Asshat]

Jesus was infact a real person that did live. But man Raised him to divinity and turned him into the son of god. Now wether or not there is a real god or supreme being that has yet to be proven. DOCROB

And L Ron Hubbard was a real person, as was Luther, Joseph Smith, and Shakyamuni.

[DOCROB]

Show me a religion that is NOT fake. That was my first point. My second point was that what is real or not real with regard to belief is on behalf of he doing the believing, not you and I.

In other words, I find it impossible to tell someone that that which the deem spiritual to them is not real.

SGI- Buddhist. A follower of the Lotus Sutra and of Shakyamuni. Another fake religion. :)

True no religion is real yet millions of people still believe in it.Wouldn't it be nice if we took all the worlds religions away, it would be one less thing to fight about. DOCROB

[Asshat]

True no religion is real yet millions of people still believe in it.Wouldn't it be nice if we took all the worlds religions away, it would be one less thing to fight about. DOCROB

"Imagine" that! :) People will believe in anything. Even the evidence of proof. The "faith" that something is real or true is enough for people to state "it is so."

"Imagine" was a spoof on the song by the way. One of my favorites which I once sang and got into a fight with a real warrior from the Air Force over.

[DOCROB]

I love doing this. LOL
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth

[Anterrabae]

I love doing this. LOL
B.asic
I.nstructions
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth

oh, well ill just replace it with AFTO's

apparently they are all i need to get by

[Oki0619]

Have you seen the Tom Cruise scientology videos and the spoofs done by Jerry O'connel they are freaking hilarious

[SPMF#1]

Damn...sex and koolaid...i'm in!! Is there a comet too, or was that one of sexwax's alien friends?

[Sif: wife of Thor]

Damn...sex and koolaid...i'm in!! Is there a comet too, or was that one of sexwax's alien friends?

Don't forget free sneakers too!!

[SPMF#1]

you lost me on that one sif

[A'Sharad]

dude my thread kicks ass...lol

[SPMF#1]

if i agree with you can I have some koolaid?

[A'Sharad]

nahh..just a young girl to carry your four dimension seed...lol

[SPMF#1]

deal!! This is the coolest thread ever! Bring on the hot chicks

[A'Sharad]

deal!! This is the coolest thread ever! Bring on the hot chicks

how about kelly preston!!

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images3/kelly_preston/kelly_preston_4.jpg