chok'en the chicken

[proudtobnotpc]

Alright gents, in one weeks time how many times do you do the deed?

[proudtobnotpc]

don"t worry gents no one can see what you picked

[westonmt]

Ok, well, went on an exercise and haven't seen my wife for 3 months so the strokage is at a much higher level than normal right now. But she gets back from the States on Friday so my hand is going into retirement! :D

[Sex Wax]

Like its going out of style! http://mysmileyz.com/s/aol_poundit.gif

[Tony Stacks]

I do it every now and then

[Sex Wax]

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/_oddity_media/img_disp/img47dd32712a753.gif

[Trail]

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/_oddity_media/img_disp/img47dd32712a753.gif

:ohmy: That's worse than a lava lamp, and I am female!:scared:

[Tanimaga]

Maybe I'm wired wrong or something, but no less than twice a day, 13 being the record. Sex just makes things worse.

[Tanimaga]

don"t worry gents no one can see what you picked


99% of guys have tissue boxes and lotion next to their computers, and they aren't for runny noses and dry elbows.

BTW, the 13 mentioned above was in the same day, not the weekly quota. Just for the record. <3

[P_chan]

This poll is flawed because one of the options has "hot chick" and "PX" in the same sentence. The PX is not the place I go to enjoy the view, more like Jusco or Main Place. Now if I wanted to go whale watching.........hit up mainstreet.

[P_chan]

99% of guys have tissue boxes and lotion next to their computers, and they aren't for runny noses and dry elbows.

BTW, the 13 mentioned above was in the same day, not the weekly quota. Just for the record. <3

That's the beauty of a labtop! You can take it anywhere!:D

[OkinawaStud]

This poll is flawed because one of the options has "hot chick" and "PX" in the same sentence. The PX is not the place I go to enjoy the view, more like Jusco or Main Place. Now if I wanted to go whale watching.........hit up mainstreet.


Well, if you're in to overweight enlisted spouses then it is.

[silviasichigo]

There was no selection for 3+ a day..:D I practice my aiming and distance skills.... I always hate hearing "not in my eye" so I practice hitting eye size targets :p

[bandmokinawa]

Just curious, what brought this up!!:thumbup:

[BleuEneG]

sorry proud nothing against you but


this is the lamest thread ever. The mental picture is just killing me. Maybe I should have opened this thread when I was horny but for now gag.

[Asshat]

sorry proud nothing against you but


this is the lamest thread ever. The mental picture is just killing me. Maybe I should have opened this thread when I was horny but for now gag.

Gag? You should see the mental pictures I have going on when I do it! My employee all bent over, my ex's sister groping me underneath the bar....far from gross!

[P_chan]

sorry proud nothing against you but


this is the lamest thread ever. The mental picture is just killing me. Maybe I should have opened this thread when I was horny but for now gag.

Why is rubbing one off "lame"?

[BleuEneG]

Why is rubbing one off "lame"?

uhhhh I'm no English major here but "lame" is the adjective I used to support the word thread and not the piddly little act you do to yourself. Figure it out Pchan.

[P_chan]

Forget to take your pills today?

Well this thread is about rubbing one off. You said the thread was lame, so I assumed that you were also saying that rubbing one off was "lame".

[BleuEneG]

Forget to take your pills today?

Well this thread is about rubbing one off. You said the thread was lame, so I assumed that you were also saying that rubbing one off was "lame".

I think you being so insistent on trying to always be at odds with me is what is lame. I told you posts ago to ignore me since no matter what I say here it somehow RUBS you the wrong way. Get off my nuts!

[P_chan]

I think you being so insistent on trying to always be at odds with me is what is lame. I told you posts ago to ignore me since no matter what I say here it somehow RUBS you the wrong way. Get off my nuts!

Actually, I think it's the other way around. I asked you a simple question that could have ended with a simple answer. But instead, you were the one who got "rubbed" (pun intended) the wrong way and started acting irately.

[Doomrider]

easily once a day. even with a girlfriend. It's keeps me even keel.

[mikersoft]

Often... I'm doing my best in the fight against prostate cancer.

-Mike

[Obe1Canole]

Once a week. If I do it too much my personality suffers.. Its hard to explain.

[ryukyuboi]

I bet it is hard.

[dk]

There needs to be another related thread and anonymous poll: "How often does your wife give it to you?", because I think that has a lot to do with the topic.

[Obe1Canole]

I bet it is hard.

Genius:thumbdown:

[P_chan]

There needs to be another related thread and anonymous poll: "How often does your wife give it to you?", because I think that has a lot to do with the topic.

There is an undeinable link between the two:D

[Sex Wax]

When Mrs. Wax takes care of me, I'm usually good for 3 days or so with out having to rub one out. Takes that long for the rope burns and whip marks to stop hurting anyway.

:thumbup1:

[Doomrider]

so who else on this board looks at their own ass while slagging the wagon?

[CaptainMcLusty]

I'm an asshole if I don't "flick my bean" at least twice a day.... Call me crazy, but I need it like I need air.

[okisteve]

I'm an asshole if I don't "flick my bean" at least twice a day.... Call me crazy, but I need it like I need air.

Whew, that sounds like a lot of work! Remember this is a caring community and you can always ask for help if you need it.:thumbup:

[CaptainMcLusty]

Whew, that sounds like a lot of work! Remember this is a caring community and you can always ask for help if you need it.:thumbup:

Thanks for the offer...That would save me at LEAST $100 on batteries a month....:thumbup1:

[okisteve]

You git youself one of these babies and you won't have any more problems.

http://www.batteriesplus.com/images/Product/icon/36546.jpg