Bananas are free to live!

[DoctorP]

Listen up people...Bananas deserve to live, stop murdering innocent bananas just so you can get your vitamins! GO EAT MEAT INSTEAD! It's what's for dinner! :)

[Talindra]

Hahahhaa!!!!
Can i get a T-shirt?!

[dk]

I moved this thread closer to the carnivore and vegetarian threads so they could try to co-exist peacefully.

You rule for eating this thread. I mean meating this topic. I mean making this post.

[DoctorP]

Banana Fana, the head of the local Chiquita union, has stated that all bananas on Okinawa, monkey and Phillipine, will begin a strike immediately to help prevent further cruelty to his comrads.

Banana Fana stated that many murders have been happening lately and that authorities have their eye on one suspect, dk. He is suspected of murdering entire bunches of bananas with the help of his accomplice Talindra. Both suspects are currently at large. Lock your doors, and immediately report any blender sounds in your neighborhood.

Back to your local programming.

[dk]

Some examples of banana cruelty:

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/des-bancream-fruit.jpg

http://www.angrybanana.freeservers.com/images/angry_banana.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/450792752_f2f56f7454.jpg

http://archive.irtc.org/ftp/pub/old-competition/competition-Apr-95/banana.jpg

SAVE THE BANANAS!

[Talindra]

I want a T-shirt!!!!

[dk]

Shoot, I want a t-shirt too.

[DoctorP]

This just in.....Banana Fana has been murdered!!!! Be on the lookout for a tall, thin, pasty American that goes by the name dk. More on this breaking story later!

[Talindra]

I asked first!!!

[Talindra]

NOooooooooooooooooOoooo!!!!
DK!!! WHYYYyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dk]

I wanted to prove to TP that bananas have feelings too. The only way to prove it was to show him that blender blades hurt like hell.

[P_chan]

stop playing with your banana dk!!!

[Talindra]

or film it!

[dk]

stop playing with your banana dk!!!
I wasn't playing with it! I was killing it! :cool:

[P_chan]

well then go easy on it next time! Or at least make me a smoothie!

Eh I'd rather have a strawberry one anyways.

[DoctorP]

well then go easy on it next time! Or at least make me a smoothie!

Eh I'd rather have a strawberry one anyways.

Aw man! Don't get me started again!:D

[dk]

Oh my god. You guys went there. hahahaha.

[P_chan]

Oh my god. You guys went there. hahahaha.

Oh we went and came back already. We also made sure to eat plenty of beef, pork, chicken, and any other type of animal just so we could save the diminishing banana population.

[TheLastDon]

How to open a banana like a monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

[0341isa]

more on the troubling plight of bananas. Apparently a report on "Trafficking in Bananas" has shown that thousands of Bananas annually are forced into the SEX industry, with most of the action happening in a single bar on the island of Okinawa.

[Oceandreamer]

Standing around and there's meat!

Dirty Jobs video-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGZMXjTIq8

[Oceandreamer]

Banana Man!

[dk]

How the hell did you break the forum...

I'm trying to edit your account to fix that. Not sure what you did yet...

[dk]

Ok, it wasn't your sig. Sorry your sig got waxed. Next time you destroy a forum layout, please tell a mod so they can fix your post. Thanks. lol...

[Oceandreamer]

Ok, it wasn't your sig. Sorry your sig got waxed. Next time you destroy a forum layout, please tell a mod so they can fix your post. Thanks. lol...

What do you mean 'destroy a lay out? I posted you tube.
What did I do?:crying:

[Oceandreamer]

Ok, it wasn't your sig. Sorry your sig got waxed. Next time you destroy a forum layout, please tell a mod so they can fix your post. Thanks. lol...



oooo so I just got spanked by DK!

:w00t:
I liked it!

[Sex Wax]

Japanese Banana Sex: http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/photoplog/images/1265/1_banana_sex.gif

[dk]

More where that came from! <3

[dk]

Japanese Banana Sex: http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/photoplog/images/1265/1_banana_sex.gif
lmao!...........

[Richard Burns]

Alive and Well
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/1572167865_b90e289ae1.jpg

[dk]

RB is your groan button working? Did you try restarting your computer or even turning off/on your monitor?

[Richard Burns]

RB is your groan button working? Did you try restarting your computer or even turning off/on your monitor?

hahahaha very funny.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::thumbdown:

[DougP]

RB just go into cmd prompt and type format C: /fs:ntfs

iirc that should solve your problem.

[dk]

Seriously, sometimes if I turn my monitor off and rotate my speakers 180 degrees, the problem goes away.

[Sex Wax]

Seriously, sometimes if I turn my monitor off and rotate my speakers 180 degrees, the problem goes away.

And throw salt over your right shoulder (or is it left)?

[dk]

And throw salt over your right shoulder (or is it left)?
Do both, just in case.

[Oceandreamer]

Is this a better way to enjoy a banana?
salt - vodka - banana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL_r3DU_EN4