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Boost
07-16-2007, 10:43 AM
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye
Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to
Her prayers that went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the
girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."


He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up
at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all
day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief
and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it.....I've just spent the worst day
of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."

Tempestuous
07-16-2007, 10:48 AM
*Groan*!
Poor Daddy!
Wonder how the rest of his day went?

DoctorP
07-16-2007, 12:26 PM
I'm sure right after mommy said that the little girl said "goodbye mommy!"

dk
07-16-2007, 02:49 PM
Oh man hahahahaha. Terrible.

P_chan
07-16-2007, 07:01 PM
LOL that is just awesome!

ness4k
08-05-2007, 09:05 AM
that was a good one

heather
08-13-2007, 08:18 AM
i really do get the end of the joke but it was funny to read.

Hollarey
08-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Haha..the milkman was the daddy...oh man...hahaha.

mrvindicator
08-26-2007, 03:56 AM
:eek:

I'd go crazy too if my kids could tell who'd die next.. I'd tell them "Quit praying and let my death be a surprise!"

Poor wifey, no more mixing her cookies with his milk... ha ha