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surfr4evr
02-22-2008, 10:27 AM
I have been ordered by USFJ/A1 staff to catch those not complying with the island-wide period of reflection. We all should take this seriously, and we at AFN have done a great job at keeping the public informed.

If I write down your Y-plate license number, do not attempt to hamper my efforts. In addition, if I ask you for your ID card, you must remit at once. We are working under the authority of USFJ/A1 and consider any offense punishable under the full regulation of the UCMJ.

Undercover members of our staff will be out this weekend in all popular locales on Okinawa. Do yourself a favor and stay inside or risk punishment. We are not sure how long the ban will last...

RSG sends....

Asshat
02-22-2008, 10:30 AM
I have been ordered by USFJ/A1 staff to catch those not complying with the island-wide period of reflection. We all should take this seriously, and we at AFN have done a great job at keeping the public informed.

If I write down your Y-plate license number, do not attempt to hamper my efforts. In addition, if I ask you for your ID card, you must remit at once. We are working under the authority of USFJ/A1 and consider any offense punishable under the full regulation of the UCMJ.

Undercover members of our staff will be out this weekend in all popular locales on Okinawa. Do yourself a favor and stay inside or risk punishment. We are not sure how long the ban will last...

RSG sends....

I too am a real safety guy. I will be patrolling the bars ensuring no SOFA people are in them.

proudtobnotpc
02-22-2008, 10:31 AM
I have been ordered by USFJ/A1 staff to catch those not complying with the island-wide period of reflection. We all should take this seriously, and we at AFN have done a great job at keeping the public informed.

If I write down your Y-plate license number, do not attempt to hamper my efforts. In addition, if I ask you for your ID card, you must remit at once. We are working under the authority of USFJ/A1 and consider any offense punishable under the full regulation of the UCMJ.

Undercover members of our staff will be out this weekend in all popular locales on Okinawa. Do yourself a favor and stay inside or risk punishment. We are not sure how long the ban will last...

RSG sends....
ok big guy I trust you ha ha NOT

dk
02-22-2008, 10:35 AM
Well that's not fair. The real safety guys get to have all the fun!

TheLastDon
02-22-2008, 10:40 AM
I nominate DK to be the real safety guy.

Asshat
02-22-2008, 10:42 AM
dk could check the Ojana/Maehara areas!

Tanimaga
02-22-2008, 10:43 AM
Do yourself a favor and stay inside or risk punishment.

Papiere gefallen...

slickmetal
02-22-2008, 10:44 AM
I have been ordered by USFJ/A1 staff to catch those not complying with the island-wide period of reflection. We all should take this seriously, and we at AFN have done a great job at keeping the public informed.

If I write down your Y-plate license number, do not attempt to hamper my efforts. In addition, if I ask you for your ID card, you must remit at once. We are working under the authority of USFJ/A1 and consider any offense punishable under the full regulation of the UCMJ.

Undercover members of our staff will be out this weekend in all popular locales on Okinawa. Do yourself a favor and stay inside or risk punishment. We are not sure how long the ban will last...

RSG sends....


is that you Gunny?

dk
02-22-2008, 10:45 AM
I nominate DK to be the real safety guy.

dk could check the Ojana/Maehara areas!
I'm monitoring IP addresses on the forum!

Besides, I'm broke. Maybe I could get a budget. I can't work without booze though.

macker
02-22-2008, 10:47 AM
aha... i shall go unpopular locales..

Always a way around the system

dk
02-22-2008, 10:54 AM
aha... i shall go unpopular locales..

Always a way around the system
Is that nightclub "Pink Salon" down by the airport open? You should go there. Well, if you can stand Bossa Nova. That place isn't very popular, but they have HOT chicks.

LOL, I hope I just sent a few of these safety people to their bossa nova DOOM!!!

socalheart
02-22-2008, 11:11 AM
blame it on the bossanova...

RChan
02-22-2008, 02:32 PM
I too am a real safety guy. I will be patrolling the bars ensuring no SOFA people are in them.

Smells like a rat or looks like a rat.......

thinkb4uspeak
02-22-2008, 02:50 PM
okay just to piss every one off...(Just joking) I went to TGIF and the mall here on guam

swindland
02-22-2008, 03:07 PM
okay just to piss every one off...(Just joking) I went to TGIF and the mall here on guam


Did you eat french onion soup????? if so then :thumbdown: j/k. heheheh

Asshat
02-22-2008, 03:10 PM
okay just to piss every one off...(Just joking) I went to TGIF and the mall here on guam

And if you wanted to be cool, you would have went to Outback and K-Mart!

swindland
02-22-2008, 03:14 PM
And if you wanted to be cool, you would have went to Outback and K-Mart!


haahahahahha

Ammoyankee
02-22-2008, 03:16 PM
okay just to piss every one off...(Just joking) I went to TGIF and the mall here on guam

Hmm, I am not pissed off. Something must be wrong!

socalheart
02-22-2008, 03:23 PM
okay just to piss every one off...(Just joking) I went to TGIF and the mall here on guam

ohmigawd I'm so jealous. :p You had French Onion soup, didn't you? ohmigawd, like, just ohmigawd. ;) Did you at least bring us back a picture of it? LOL.

P_chan
02-22-2008, 07:48 PM
Ok, I can't continue in this thread until macker tells me something.

What the hell is up with your avatar:barf:

Okinawaiian
02-23-2008, 05:18 PM
Hmm, I am not pissed off. Something must be wrong!

I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on.:D But then again that's just me, to each his own.

KumaNoPooh
02-23-2008, 10:45 PM
I would love to see one Dick Zilmers Band of Miscreants come up to me while I m with my okinawian wife and kids. That would be a hoot or a really good headline.