What's your 6-word autobiography?

[okisteve]

The BBC recently had a worldwide contest for the best autobiography written in 6 words. It's actually an old literary tradition, the 6-word short short story. Ernest Hemingway wrote one: For Sale, baby shoes, never used.

This is one I heard on the radio:
Eight thousand orgasms, never any children

Here's another I remembered:
My second grade teacher was right.

Here's a link to some more for examples: http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=23593

What is yours?

[dk]

Here's my two-word autobiography:

"Never satisfied". :D

It doesn't matter how good I've got it. I'm always bent out of shape, trying to improve my current situation.

So, my six word would be: "Bah! The grass is always greener!"

[okisteve]

Here's another one from that program today:

One tooth, one cavity; life's unfair.

[Bones]

"Born in Germany, living on Okinawa."

Went through hell, survived, and what could be better than that?

NBTP

[socalheart]

"beloved wife. proud mother. cherished daughter."

Seems more like a tombstone thing than an autobiography...

[retributionnk]

OMGWTF! 6 wonderful words.

[navwifecom]

bumping the thread, its an interesting topic.

[gunny8511]

Why worry? F$%ck it; drive on. (FIDO) :thumbup:

[Tony Stacks]

I'm up Get me a beer

[xdeletex]

"Did I really just do that?"

[jiveSEVEN]

Mine is "All your base are belong to"...I can't add "us" because it turns out to be 7 words!

[Sex Wax]

"Born near Ocean, swims in Ocean"

[Tempestuous]

Good one to dig up, Jive.
gonna have to think- brain has about shut down for the night. Perhaps something will come to me when my brain wakes up in the morning.

[TheNoNamedOne]

Tried to make the world better.

[I Am Luna]

Life Played, Self Made, World Paid.

[SPMF#1]

Ahhh! Fvck That Fvckin ****er! Fvck

[Jazz]

"Lived, loved, ate, saw, felt, died"

[Obe1Canole]

Beloved Follower Learned Hard and Succeeded

[CaptainMcLusty]

Better the eye than the hair.

[Trail]

"What the hell am I doing?"

1 Word Biography:
"Opps."

[Sex Wax]

Pee IN toilet, not On floor!

(my wife yells that at me alot)

:thumbup1:

[kinville_warrior]

A rich man of few words

[fdjkvc]

Heres mine:

Im gonna kill my guidance councelor

[Crazysix]

One Spicy Mos Burger Cheese Please

[Jazz]

Spicy Mos Cheese burgers do rule.


I like to pour the sauce that drips out, on to my fries

[DougP]

Currently my six word phrase could be summed up as this

Crap, got involved in another thread.
.....the accompanying gif illustrates it rather nicely.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/eosio/picards.gif

[Crazysix]

chili cheese fries with extra cheese

[Sonny_is_Funny]

Screw the military, pass the dutch

[okisteve]

Heres mine:

Im gonna kill my guidance councelor

One of the top ten~!

[OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand]

All things in moderation - especially moderation!

[Maggie]

The BBC recently had a worldwide contest for the best autobiography written in 6 words. It's actually an old literary tradition, the 6-word short short story. Ernest Hemingway wrote one: For Sale, baby shoes, never used.

This is one I heard on the radio:
Eight thousand orgasms, never any children

Here's another I remembered:
My second grade teacher was right.

Here's a link to some more for examples: http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=23593

What is yours?

God Give Me strength another Bill :w00t:

Maggie

[Maggie]

The BBC recently had a worldwide contest for the best autobiography written in 6 words. It's actually an old literary tradition, the 6-word short short story. Ernest Hemingway wrote one: For Sale, baby shoes, never used.

This is one I heard on the radio:
Eight thousand orgasms, never any children

Here's another I remembered:
My second grade teacher was right.

Here's a link to some more for examples: http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=23593

What is yours?

I should have used a CopperT

Who pissed in my Geranium pot?

I missed it. You did too?

Family planning doesn't mean a thing

Bloody Hell, my breaks have failed.

Who put that ditch there? Bastards.

Maggie

[Maggie]

All things in moderation - especially moderation!

Moderation is the tool of Satan.

Maggie

[Maggie]

Tried to make the world better.


Don't eat that!!. Too late, goodbye.

Maggie

[Maggie]

Tried to make the world better.

I like to write. READ IT.

The world needs saving. Save it.

I need saving. Save me first.

Maggie

[Maggie]

Spicy Mos Cheese burgers do rule.


I like to pour the sauce that drips out, on to my fries

No they don't. Go to MacDonalds.

Maggie

[Maggie]

No they don't. Go to MacDonalds.

Maggie

Actually I hate MacDonalds. I lied.

Maggie

[Maggie]

Why worry? F$%ck it; drive on. (FIDO) :thumbup:


Shit on me and you're dead.

Maggie

[dk]

Orion beer makes me go pee.

[Maggie]

Shit on me and you're dead.

Maggie

Forget my Husband. Save my dog.

Maggie

[dk]

I just died on Final Fantasy.

[dk]

It's hotter than balls again tonight.

[Maggie]

The BBC recently had a worldwide contest for the best autobiography written in 6 words. It's actually an old literary tradition, the 6-word short short story. Ernest Hemingway wrote one: For Sale, baby shoes, never used.

This is one I heard on the radio:
Eight thousand orgasms, never any children

Here's another I remembered:
My second grade teacher was right.

Here's a link to some more for examples: http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=23593

What is yours?


Please don't leave. OK Feck off.

Maggie

[Maggie]

It's hotter than balls again tonight.

Is this an orgasm? Are you sure?

Maggie

[Maggie]

Is this an orgasm? Are you sure?

Maggie


Is this an orgasm. I don't remember.

Maggie

[dk]

That's seven words, Maggie. :o

[Maggie]

That's seven words, Maggie. :o

Oh bugger. I Fvcked up again.

Maggie

[GODH8SU]

I HATE religion and stupid people!

[Maggie]

That's seven words, Maggie. :o

I seem to have an orgasm problem. I'll stay off that subject.

Maggie :o

[Sex Wax]

I seem to have an orgasm problem. I'll stay off that subject.

Maggie :o

This is what my wife uses when i'm passed out drunk in the bathtub (it may help you):

http://www.clubfuji.com/Ash/a%20dildo.jpg

:thumbup1:

[Maggie]

This is what my wife uses when i'm passed out drunk in the bathtub (it may help you):

http://www.clubfuji.com/Ash/a%20dildo.jpg

:thumbup1:

Oh, I've already got one. That's why we have rechargeable batteries :D

Maggie