View Full Version : March JU Get-together
If you have interest in getting together for a March JU Get-together, which one of these days works best for you?
March 15
March 22
March 29
I can't remember which day Muku already had obbligations. I don't want to step on anyone's feet, and I definitely want to work around as many people's schedule as possible to make this another great evening.
The last two meets were great times. :)
I can't remember which day Muku already had obbligations. I don't want to step on anyone's feet, and I definitely want to work around as many people's schedule as possible to make this another great evening.
The last two meets were great times. :)
Thanks DK, it's the 3rd Sat of every month. I put in for either the 22nd or the29th.
And I agree that the last two were great. Actually this last one was better than the first, probably because it was the first one. I have a feeling that as more people participate they will continue to get better.
Even though Jonjon's is quite a bit out of the way for me to come it is more than worth the time and $$:ohmy: :w00t:
Next time though we have to make sure we dont leave any dead bodies anywhere though.......:eek:...:eek:
swindland
02-05-2008, 12:11 PM
I'm good for any of the dates. I'll be able to make it all heheheh. I had fun last time so did my kids haahahahahah...:D
Fonze
02-05-2008, 12:11 PM
I like the 22nd too. My wife did not get leave before her next duty station so we are here till may 3rd. One more month of me on Oki.
DocTurtle
02-05-2008, 12:14 PM
Hope I can make it out to this one...just have to find a sitter for the wife, lol.
Asshat
02-05-2008, 12:33 PM
Hope I can make it out to this one...just have to find a sitter for the wife, lol.
Okay Doc, just for you...I'll baby sit the wife. :)
Mad Hatter
02-05-2008, 02:52 PM
I know that it was mentioned at the last meet, but are we still considering the cabin rental thing?
Fonze
02-05-2008, 02:54 PM
cabin rental?
Mad Hatter
02-05-2008, 02:58 PM
I thought that there were a couple people that wanted to rent cabins and do a day bar-b-q thing and then drink the night away. Ppl could bring the kiddies while we play horse shoes, bones, and cards. Just a suggestion, I know that I wouldn't be able to stay, but I'd still through down.
We were thinking about doing that when it warms up a little. Maybe in May or June would be nice.
Bones
02-05-2008, 03:37 PM
Any date is fine with me. Depends on where it will be held.
NBTP
socalheart
02-05-2008, 04:38 PM
family from the states are visiting march 15 - 22, so that's out for us. we'll try to get a babysitter for the evening too.
I thought that there were a couple people that wanted to rent cabins and do a day bar-b-q thing and then drink the night away. Ppl could bring the kiddies while we play horse shoes, bones, and cards. Just a suggestion, I know that I wouldn't be able to stay, but I'd still through down.
Sorry Hatter but I personally dont want to play in a cabin with Bones:eek: :w00t:
You are correct though there was discussion about it and I kind of thought that like dk wrote we were discussing about doing it when it gets warmer, because in this cold weather I sure and the hell dont want to be in a cabin playing with Bones and you:eek: :D
DoctorP
02-05-2008, 05:59 PM
I can't guarantee anything, but I may be able to make it...all days are about the same for me.
Any date is fine with me. Depends on where it will be held.
NBTP
You ok with JonJon's again?
Bones
02-05-2008, 06:12 PM
As posted by Muku:
You ok with JonJon's again?
Yeah, that would be fine. As long as you promise not to "Play", with me.:D
NBTP
okisteve
02-05-2008, 06:39 PM
Any word about the MIA from the last get-together?
Any word about the MIA from the last get-together?
Nope, nothing, nada......I have emailed, pm'ed, voice mailed, and called.
I liked the guy, he seemed like an upright guy.
As posted by Muku:
Yeah, that would be fine. As long as you promise not to "Play", with me.:D
NBTP
I'll promise if you promise to keep dk off the damn tables:eek:
P_chan
02-05-2008, 08:23 PM
Any of those days would be good. Preferably the 22nd, but I should be able to make it to any of those dates.
So is sweetie going? My wife would have more fun if she had some other females to talk to.
Hope I can make it out to this one...just have to find a sitter for the wife, lol.
Bring her with! I'm probably going to bring my wife. After all, she is my better half:D
socalheart
02-06-2008, 03:44 PM
have a babysitter lined up. now just waiting on hubby's work schedule.
DocTurtle
02-06-2008, 04:32 PM
Bring her with! I'm probably going to bring my wife. After all, she is my better half:D
Mine as well. How is the smoking there? The wife is prego so don't want to take her to a smoked out area. I can't remember if there is only smoking outside or what? I'll see if she wants to go.
Bones
02-06-2008, 04:54 PM
As posted by DocTurtle:
Mine as well. How is the smoking there? The wife is prego so don't want to take her to a smoked out area. I can't remember if there is only smoking outside or what? I'll see if she wants to go.
Well, jyanjyan's allows smoking inside or out. Muku suggested that the smokers sit closest to the patio door, and it worked well. After the meet, I pointed out that maybe it would have been better if we smokers went out to the patio for a smoke, since swindland had her kids with her. And that suggestion received some positive response as well.
So as far as the next meet goes, I for one, won't mind going to light up outside, if it improves the comfort for the non-smokers at the next meet.
We just hope that more people start showing up at the meets.
NBTP
DocTurtle
02-06-2008, 06:17 PM
I just confirmed with the wife. She's green for go. Just need to set the date so we can put it on the calender. :thumbup:
Bones
02-06-2008, 06:41 PM
As posted by DocTurtle:
I just confirmed with the wife. She's green for go. Just need to set the date so we can put it on the calender.:thumbup:
Cool, and once everyone has met, just branch off with the people that you like responding to.
If last time was any indication, things will work out great.:thumbup1:
NBTP
DocTurtle
02-06-2008, 06:52 PM
lol, so I take it if TP showed up Muku and P_Chan probably wouldn't hang out with him. :p I really can't think of anyone that really has a problem with anyone else...
Can't wait :D We will just be coming back from leaving in Australia. :D
lol, so I take it if TP showed up Muku and P_Chan probably wouldn't hang out with him.
TP is above these meets, so there's really no risk of this happening.:rolleyes:
socalheart
02-06-2008, 07:07 PM
Hopefully, the get together is on the 29th. I'd really like to be able to make this one. If he doesn't have to work, I'll drag the husband along. It'll suck for him, because he's quitting smoking.
lol, so I take it if TP showed up Muku and P_Chan probably wouldn't hang out with him. :p I really can't think of anyone that really has a problem with anyone else...
Can't wait :D We will just be coming back from leaving in Australia. :D
Hey not fair......I am sociable with everyone I meet in a public place just ask dk.:D
Edited to add here.....
I am glad you will be able to make it, looking forward to this next one too!:thumbup1:
Hopefully there wont be any MIA's this time.:(
DoctorP
02-06-2008, 07:18 PM
Hopefully there wont be any MIA's this time.:(
If someone goes missing this time, I'm putting an APB out on Muku!
Bones
02-06-2008, 07:18 PM
As posted by DocTurtle:
lol, so I take it if TP showed up Muku and P_Chan probably wouldn't hang out with him. I really can't think of anyone that really has a problem with anyone else...
Can't wait We will just be coming back from leaving in Australia.
Tp, won't show up. EEL won't show up. And I really don't think that the rest of their followers will show up either. Seriously doubt that "Macker" will show up as well.
Just remember, what happens within the forums, stays there.
I like to irritate people just for the heck of it sometimes.Thus, the stupid answers I post to the learned scholars. It's not as much fun as my "Habu" character, but we have to keep things civil.
As far as to the safety of TP, or eelcurb showing up, not an issue at my end.
Can't say the same for the other two posters that you had mentioned. Muku is pretty big, never met P_chan, and while I might be able to calm them down, I won't be risking any bruises to keep them from harming TP, or eel.
Just kidding.:D
NBTP
If someone goes missing this time, I'm putting an APB out on Muku!
:eek: :eek: :eek: All they have to do is look for a person by the name of ..........:D
P_chan
02-06-2008, 07:28 PM
I'm not a violent person. The only time I'm violent is if you go after my family. So lets say some guy got drunk and started hitting on my wife or pinching her butt or something, he's probably get punched in the face.
Just remember, what happens within the forums, stays there.
This is a fact. Sure there are some discussions about ideas for improving the forum and getting more people involved.
Anyone that actually thinks that they are in "danger" of anything really have other issues to deal with and in fact once you meet some of us face to face it really does make it easier to "talk" not argue with people the next time you post here on the forum.
I dont know about anyone else that was there, but I see this community of ours here getting bigger and stronger with every meet we have. It gives all of us a different group of friends that we can hang out with and have a good time together.
I am such a sociable guy along with hatter and everyone else too that in my opinion anyway people feel comfortable right off the bat...or at least after a few of thier favorite beverages:thumbup:
Just dont ever get stuck having to carry a load of beers back to the table for this group........:eek: Just joking.
I'm not a violent person. The only time I'm violent is if you go after my family. So lets say some guy got drunk and started hitting on my wife or pinching her butt or something, he's probably get punched in the face.
You are a better man than me then, because if any guy started in on my wife like you are describing here they had better be calling the hearse.
atb35
02-06-2008, 07:41 PM
You are a better man than me then, because if any guy started in on my wife like you are describing here they had better be calling the hearse.
LOL...are people really still this insecure? I completely understand if someone were to touch your wife...that is f-d up...but just hitting on her? If she was a good wife, she would be telling him to f-off anyway, there is no need for violence over words. Just my opinion...that whole theory has always made me laugh.
LOL...are people really still this insecure? I completely understand if someone were to touch your wife...that is f-d up...but just hitting on her? If she was a good wife, she would be telling him to f-off anyway, there is no need for violence over words. Just my opinion...that whole theory has always made me laugh.
Well I actually was refering to the pinch the butt comment....I screwed up the bold face......:o
Fonze
02-06-2008, 07:48 PM
It'll suck for him, because he's quitting smoking.
Part of this group makes u just want to smoke.
As far as the fearful, the biggest and most intimidating one is got to be Muku, hands down.:old:
Part of this group makes u just want to smoke.
As far as the fearful, the biggest and most intimidating one is got to be Muku, hands down.:old:
WHAT! LMAOH I'm the nicest guy I ever met:eek::D
Oh and I noticed the :old: Fonze....remember you too will get to this age someday:p
Fonze
02-06-2008, 07:58 PM
Im already getting patches of white hair and a redish brown beard. Even when I get your age you'll be even older:old::dead::D
P_chan
02-06-2008, 08:00 PM
yeah if it's just some guy trying to hit on her, I'll be fine, she can take care of that herself. But if they were to keep bothering her or touch her, then it would be a different story.
Something like this happened at the last JU meet, I just never told anyone. There was a group of marine-ish looking guys outside. One time while me and the wife were up getting food and drinks, one of them walked past her. As he did he grabbed her arm and said "hey you should come with us". She just pulled her arm away and said no, and he left. I saw that she had control of the situation, so I was fine. Now if he would have started tugging on her or trying to pull her outside, it would have been different.
I have no doubt that my wife can handle herself, I just don't like seeing it.
:edit: Sorry I mean the last JU meet I was at, which would be the one before the last one.
I have no doubt that my wife can handle herself, I just don't like seeing it.
I dont think anyone likes seeing it and unfortunately at Jon jon's the odds of crap like you wrote here seems to happen more often than not.
For that reason I wish we could find a place like Jonjon's with out the potential problems.
Fonze
02-06-2008, 08:11 PM
Ya i was getting called sarge by some drunk marine.
DoctorP
02-06-2008, 08:50 PM
So lets say some guy got drunk and started hitting on my wife or pinching her butt or something, he's probably get punched in the face.
So...as long as I'm sober I am ok??? :D:rolleyes:
hankypanky
02-07-2008, 02:11 PM
yeah if it's just some guy trying to hit on her, I'll be fine, she can take care of that herself. But if they were to keep bothering her or touch her, then it would be a different story.
Something like this happened at the last JU meet, I just never told anyone. There was a group of marine-ish looking guys outside. One time while me and the wife were up getting food and drinks, one of them walked past her. As he did he grabbed her arm and said "hey you should come with us". She just pulled her arm away and said no, and he left. I saw that she had control of the situation, so I was fine. Now if he would have started tugging on her or trying to pull her outside, it would have been different.
I have no doubt that my wife can handle herself, I just don't like seeing it.
:edit: Sorry I mean the last JU meet I was at, which would be the one before the last one.
that's horseshit! even when a lady is with another man, these dumbasses think they can take a hit. my blood really boiled when i read this. that's probably why a stay clear of american hangouts with my wife. more balls too you not getting involved, i would of cleared the place, even if the youngster was 20 years my junior:old:
Fonze
02-07-2008, 03:09 PM
From the looks of this poll it loks like the 29th is better for peoples schedule.
socalheart
02-07-2008, 05:03 PM
yes, the 29th is best! need to get the husband to log on and vote too. heh. ;)
I'm sure Shrizza will be there too. He just never votes.
You're coming, right Shrizza? Right? RIGHT?!!!
Iidhaegn
02-07-2008, 05:47 PM
Just wondering, if I'm able to make it, would anybody be able to give me a lift from Futenma? (Or one of the other bases attached to the Green Line: Foster/McTurreos/Hansen/others?)
DocTurtle
02-07-2008, 05:50 PM
I'll have to ask the wife. You might have to get your own ride back though since I'm not sure how long we will stay.
socalheart
02-07-2008, 06:04 PM
I think there are a couple others here from Futenma... ahem... but I don't know if he's going to the meet. We're coming from the Gushikawa Jusco area, so no help there. :( gomen. It's not difficult to get a taxi between Futenma and JyanJyans.
Just wondering, if I'm able to make it, would anybody be able to give me a lift from Futenma? (Or one of the other bases attached to the Green Line: Foster/McTurreos/Hansen/others?)
There is also the bus, which would be cheaper than the taxi and Jonjon's really isnt that far from Futenma. Hell last time I paid over 4,000 for a taxi one way.
Bones
02-07-2008, 06:23 PM
Still in debate with myself, if I'll show up for the next one.
NBTP
Still in debate with myself, if I'll show up for the next one.
NBTP
What are you debating between? Coming and not drinking or coming and drinking?:eek:
Come on Bones I would enjoy your company again.:thumbup:
I'm sure Shrizza will be there too. He just never votes.
You're coming, right Shrizza? Right? RIGHT?!!!
:thumbup::thumbup: I like that man, if he didnt show up somehow I think it wouldnt be the same.............nudge nudge nudge.
Just a fair warning to those that like ice cream and desserts, DO NOT get in Shrizza's way!:eek: :D
socalheart
02-07-2008, 07:19 PM
Just a fair warning to those that like ice cream and desserts, DO NOT get in Shrizza's way!:eek: :D
noted. will give him a run for his dessert. ;) I tend to start with dessert.
P_chan
02-07-2008, 08:29 PM
Still in debate with myself, if I'll show up for the next one.
NBTP
I'll be pissed if you don't show up bones.
Hey guys! Guys!!! Shrizza just voted!!!!!!
socalheart
02-08-2008, 11:34 AM
can't help but picture shrizza as a big ugly ferocious dog... heh.
really looking forward to attending this next ju meet n greet. aside from getting out of the house baby-free, all about their lil weenies and dessert bar. it'll be interesting to put faces and voices with the online personalities here.
with .........the personalities here.
What personalities?:rolleyes: :D Please dont accuse of having something we don't have.:-|
Asshat
02-08-2008, 12:49 PM
did patriot ever show back up here?
Fonze
02-08-2008, 01:22 PM
Not yet uminchu.
Asshat
02-08-2008, 01:25 PM
Not yet uminchu.
Muku killed him. I just know it.
Fonze
02-08-2008, 01:27 PM
I think he got in trouble with the mrs. I wonder what he did after the get together all drunk and by himself?
DocTurtle
02-08-2008, 02:33 PM
Hope he's ok. Hope to see him at this one!
I think he got in trouble with the mrs. I wonder what he did after the get together all drunk and by himself?
Would you have worried about any of us if we were drunk and all by our lonesome too?:eek:
Fonze
02-08-2008, 08:36 PM
Maybe the other guys and gals, but not you muku. You suck.:)
Maybe the other guys and gals, but not you muku. You suck.:)
Me! Little ol' me! Now why in the heck would I suck:rolleyes:
I just "follow" along with the rest of you guys!:D
socalheart
02-08-2008, 09:25 PM
perhaps it's a commentary on how you drink your beer. ;) heh.
perhaps it's a commentary on how you drink your beer. ;) heh.
Hey not fair, <3 I drink beer the same way as everyone else does. :eek:
Do you know any different way?:-|
You can drink it through a straw.
You can drink it through a straw.
Very funny.....:rolleyes: :D
This coming from the man with the reputation of
http://www.harrythehorse.com/2006/2006images/feb/Ugly%20Male%20Ass.jpg
Oh btw to those that dont know DK is the :old: guy in the back staring!:eek:
P_chan
02-08-2008, 11:18 PM
if dk is the guy in the background, then muku is the guy with the thong on.
if dk is the guy in the background, then muku is the guy with the thong on.
http://www.designsbyjeralyn.com/gallery1/large/1_kisses.jpg
P_chan
02-08-2008, 11:30 PM
yeah your right, that guy is too thin to be you.
hankypanky
02-09-2008, 11:47 AM
ha, ha:w00t::w00t:
yeah your right, that guy is too thin to be you.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/63/23446325.jpg
Fonze
02-09-2008, 12:26 PM
if dk is the guy in the background, then muku is the guy with the thong on.
Hit the nail right on the head P_chan.:-|
Hit the nail right on the head P_chan.:-|
Hey now everyone here is going to start thinking that I am one fat-assed, thong wearing, lily white, drunken American:-|
Not funny guys, I am just "thick", at least that is what my wife tells me:eek::w00t:
socalheart
02-09-2008, 12:50 PM
I used to say that my daddy was just too short for his weight. 6 ft, 280 lbs... give or take. heh.
heh. This is going to be an interesting JU meet.
DoctorP
02-09-2008, 01:04 PM
Well, I can't say anything about anyone...I'm 5'9" and 290.
Like my wife would say....
Are you serious?!:w00t:
socalheart
02-09-2008, 01:33 PM
Well, I can't say anything about anyone...I'm 5'9" and 290.
wow. you're like Yoda old. ;)
Fonze
02-09-2008, 01:39 PM
Well, I can't say anything about anyone...I'm 5'9" and 290.
You dont cme off across as someone like that. I picture as 6' + all american for some reason.
AIMHIGH
02-12-2008, 01:58 AM
wow you guys actually meet each other? interesting
P_chan
02-12-2008, 05:06 AM
wow you guys actually meet each other? interesting
Yes, and we're all just as crazy as we are here in real life! Just kidding, I think I'm a little quiter in real life then on here.
If your really intrested, you should come out in march! Like I said in your welcome thread, nothing but good people and good conversation.
I trust everyone I've meet at the first JU meet. Well, except muku of course, she's a shady guy:D
DougP
02-12-2008, 07:25 AM
Damn March 29th seems so far away.:(
socalheart
02-12-2008, 08:00 AM
I know! It seems so far away. I keep thinking it's the end of this month. Then I remember it's after the inlaws come to visit... heaven help me.
Pchan, from what I've been led to believe, the Muk is more the shade than shady. heh.
Well, except muku of course, she's a shady guy
Come on now P.....everyone that hasn't had the honor of meeting me :rolleyes: is going to get a bad impression right off the bat. Hell I would make one fugly lady that's for sure.
Pchan, from what I've been led to believe, the Muk is more the shade than shady. heh.
And one BIG ASSed shade at that.....:eek: :D
hankypanky
02-12-2008, 08:49 AM
Come on now P.....everyone that hasn't had the honor of meeting me :rolleyes: is going to get a bad impression right off the bat. Hell I would make one fugly lady that's for sure.
And one BIG ASSed shade at that.....:eek: :D
no doubt on that amigo:D don't think there is enough awamori:barf:
socalheart
02-12-2008, 08:50 AM
believe you me, the shade of your big a$$ isn't someplace I want to be. :D ha!
believe you me, the shade of your big a$$ isn't someplace I want to be. :D ha!
Well if you stand or sit next to me I guaruntee you wont get sunburned or moon burned either:D
no doubt on that amigo:D don't think there is enough awamori:barf:
What I used to drink all night long now takes me all night long to drink....or something along those lines.
I think that over time I have come to appreciate quality over quantity when it comes to awamori now a days.:D
DoctorP
02-12-2008, 09:05 AM
You dont cme off across as someone like that. I picture as 6' + all american for some reason.
To be honest, I lost a few pounds. I'm really 5' 9" and 287!
To be honest, I lost a few pounds. I'm really 5' 9" and 287!
For some reason, I still have an awfully hard time believing this :rolleyes::D
DoctorP
02-12-2008, 09:11 AM
...and a neck the size of a small tree. Can't miss me waddling down the street! I buy my clothes by the yard.
...and a neck the size of a small tree. Can't miss me waddling down the street! I buy my clothes by the yard.
Yeah right....thanks for the laugh:w00t: :w00t: Knowing what you do for a hobby makes this all the more hilarious. :D
Tempestuous
02-12-2008, 09:21 AM
wow you guys actually meet each other? interesting
Yup!
We are a strange group of individuals that actually find it interesting to not to solely interact through a computer world.
We have a good time actually making real friends and interacting in person.
Just don't ask what happened to the ONE guy after the LAST meet.......:-|
hankypanky
02-12-2008, 09:25 AM
What I used to drink all night long now takes me all night long to drink....or something along those lines.
I think that over time I have come to appreciate quality over quantity when it comes to awamori now a days.:D
i hope when i grow up, i can be just like you. quantity still rules. maybe someday!:-|
socalheart
02-12-2008, 09:43 AM
you know the joke's on us. by the next meet, the muk will have lost 100 lbs and gotten a brazilian tan. :p heaven help us.
Fonze
02-12-2008, 10:44 AM
Well as long as you dont shave your ass muku. Check this story out.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
hankypanky
02-12-2008, 10:52 AM
that cracked me up/ just priceless!:first:
socalheart
02-12-2008, 10:56 AM
ROTFLMFAO :scared: That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Gerbil! ohmigawd... :ohmy:
Fonze
02-12-2008, 10:57 AM
I cant believe it was on craiglist.
Oh wow... haha, nice story...
Fonze
02-12-2008, 11:54 AM
And to think I was about to shave my ass. Thank you ass shaving Vet.:army::D TMI:dead:
socalheart
02-12-2008, 12:34 PM
I just realized that there are just some people I don't want to meet in person. :mad: Although I still look forward to going to the JU meet and meeting the rest of y'all. :D
hankypanky
02-12-2008, 12:38 PM
I just realized that there are just some people I don't want to meet in person. :mad: Although I still look forward to going to the JU meet and meeting the rest of y'all. :D
come on, let's make this intesting. name some names. get the dirt out:thumbup1:
swindland
02-12-2008, 12:54 PM
come on, let's make this intesting. name some names. get the dirt out:thumbup1:
You're instigating hank!!! :p
hankypanky
02-12-2008, 12:55 PM
yeah, i better stop before i get on someone else's shit list.
Oki0619
02-20-2008, 08:45 AM
Can you change this to reflect
"do you think we will still be on lockdown?"
Can you change this to reflect
"do you think we will still be on lockdown?"
No kidding.
DoctorP
02-20-2008, 09:13 AM
We can have a "lock down" party on one of the bases! No way it would last until then though.
socalheart
02-20-2008, 09:28 AM
i was thinking the same thing docp. but where would we hold it? there's enough of us to either drive on or sign on non id card folks. i hope it ends by mid-march.
Rebellion party at my house! Come on people! :D
Black Orchid
02-23-2008, 08:54 AM
where is this meet going to happen?
P_chan
02-23-2008, 08:57 AM
i was thinking the same thing docp. but where would we hold it? there's enough of us to either drive on or sign on non id card folks. i hope it ends by mid-march.
One ID card holder can sign in up to 4 people. We just have to get enough ID card holders.
socalheart
02-23-2008, 09:42 AM
well, we're two people, in that theory, we can sign on eight people... but not that many will fit in our car. heh. so, put on your roller skates and hang on!
wouldn't want to go to chili's, because the place will be packed. anyone else have any ideas? camp foster is the closest to jyan-jyans which was good for most folks. no, burger king is not an option. :p
P_chan
02-23-2008, 10:49 AM
well, we're two people, in that theory, we can sign on eight people... but not that many will fit in our car. heh. so, put on your roller skates and hang on!
wouldn't want to go to chili's, because the place will be packed. anyone else have any ideas? camp foster is the closest to jyan-jyans which was good for most folks. no, burger king is not an option. :p
My wife's an ID card holder too! That means we've got enough for 12:D
slickmetal
02-25-2008, 06:38 AM
29th is best for me, after all my WAPS testing.
navwifecom
02-25-2008, 08:42 PM
Maybe this has been addressed, but if the lock down is still on, will someone inform us of a different plan?
socalheart
02-25-2008, 08:45 PM
I think some have been saying we should do it on base, since about half of us going can sign people on. The only thing is... where?
I think some have been saying we should do it on base, since about half of us going can sign people on. The only thing is... where?
Inside or out? Inside.....how about the bowling alley? Oh and some place where us "non-sofa" types can purchase and drink alcohol too.:thumbup:
P_chan
02-25-2008, 08:51 PM
Or we could have a house party? Get together at someones house or apartment and have ourselves a gay ol' time.
nipponliving
02-25-2008, 09:14 PM
I have an ID card and free time to drink on the 3/29th (or almost anytime). I'd prefer off-base base though. Either way I’m in if you’ll have me.
Or we could have a house party? Get together at someones house or apartment and have ourselves a gay ol' time.
I am not having a "gay" time with you P....you can use Hank for that.:-|:D
I'd prefer off-base base though. Either way I’m in if you’ll have me.
nipponliving...everyone here is welcome.
The first one was fun, that was in November.:thumbup1: The 2nd one was in January and that was great.........:thumbup:
The next one I think will be outstanding....after that I run out of adjectives:o:D
You are all welcome to have it on-base, but I think I'll pass if that's the case. :p
P_chan
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
You are all welcome to have it on-base, but I think I'll pass if that's the case. :p
Don't worry dk. As long as the lock down is no longer in effect, I'm sure it will be off base. I don't know about anyone else, but I'd choose and off base bar over the on base club anyday.
nipponliving
02-26-2008, 05:35 PM
I be there! - somewhere.
hankypanky
02-26-2008, 05:59 PM
I am not having a "gay" time with you P....you can use Hank for that.:-|:D
nipponliving...everyone here is welcome.
The first one was fun, that was in November.:thumbup1: The 2nd one was in January and that was great.........:thumbup:
The next one I think will be outstanding....after that I run out of adjectives:o:D
thanks muku, i'll work on it:D
thanks muku, i'll work on it:D
We can work on it together:D I am a "gay" kind of guy after a few, alright, more than a few, alright I lied, A LOT of beer. :thumbup:
hankypanky
02-26-2008, 06:24 PM
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep them doggies Rollin', RAWHIDE!:D
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep them doggies Rollin', RAWHIDE!:D
I think I am going to open Hank & Rumi's south pretty soon, be a great location for all those seeking to get away from the oppression currently being inflicted on our brothers and sisters on the bases here in Okinawa.
So how much for the franchise fee:rolleyes: :w00t:
Only the name would be;
Muku & Rumi's
Better name appeal down here.:D
hankypanky
02-26-2008, 06:34 PM
sorry, already breaking ground in yonabaru! :D
billhilly
02-26-2008, 06:59 PM
29th is good for me and my better half. Moai on the 1st, 15th, and 22nd. Would be great to meet a few of you. The rest...just good. :D If someone could/would please, using only rudimentary tools available on this near deserted island, create a map of sorts to the destination, we would make the trek.
sorry, already breaking ground in yonabaru! :D
Where, and exactly please?:D
29th is good for me and my better half. Moai on the 1st, 15th, and 22nd. Would be great to meet a few of you. The rest...just good. :D If someone could/would please, using only rudimentary tools available on this near deserted island, create a map of sorts to the destination, we would make the trek.
Do you know where Mihama is? Dragon Palace? Makeman?
Jonjon's is across the street, kity corner from Makeman up the stairs and to your left.
Very easy to find.:D
Next forum meet is going to be like:
Hi, I'm jerky517.
Hi, I'm hottie1978.
Hi, I'm airforcehunk.
Hi, I'm vonnahumpalot.
And all of us old-timers are going to be sitting there scratching our head. :confused::confused::confused:
It's really gonna take me a while to get used to some of the new names. This is overload for me. Looking forward to seeing some new faces.
socalheart
02-26-2008, 10:03 PM
We'd much prefer going to Jyan-Jyan's, but am wondering about alternatives if the lockdown is still inforce by the scheduled date. Gawd, I hope not... the inlaws are arriving mid-March.
We'd much prefer going to Jyan-Jyan's, but am wondering about alternatives if the lockdown is still inforce by the scheduled date. Gawd, I hope not... the inlaws are arriving mid-March.
Which is worse? Inlaws? Lockdown? You pick.:thumbup:
socalheart
02-27-2008, 09:36 AM
The two together! :scared: Anything more than that, I plead the 5th. ;)
Which is worse? Inlaws? Lockdown? You pick.:thumbup:
Sex Wax
02-27-2008, 08:48 PM
So who is invited to the "get together"? And will mosh pits be available?
P_chan
02-27-2008, 08:50 PM
Any JU member is invited, but no mosh pits. Well, there wasn't any mosh pits at the first one back in November. Just a bunch of lazy ass drunks:D
Mad Hatter
02-27-2008, 08:51 PM
Hey hey with the name calling... I'm not a drunk
P_chan
02-27-2008, 08:54 PM
Hey hey with the name calling... I'm not a drunk
Would you prefer the term social drinker?
Mad Hatter
02-27-2008, 09:16 PM
Fat and Lazy works for me:D
Trail
02-27-2008, 09:28 PM
Which is worse? Inlaws? Lockdown? You pick.:thumbup:
In-laws hands down!!!! :scared:
Fat, Lazy bastard works for me:D
Fixed it. :D
atb35
02-28-2008, 07:02 AM
I think I might go, and just hang in a corner somewhere and watch you guys get drunk, fat and lazy...
Fixed it. :D
DK!
YOU RACK A DISCIPRINE!!!
Courtney
03-02-2008, 08:36 AM
ahh..i would love to join you guys =) But just how many wifes will be there too?And what about the kiddos?! Im fine leaving them with a babysitter, but i figure if there will be other little ones there, i might as well let mine join in on the fun! =)
P_chan
03-02-2008, 09:25 AM
ahh..i would love to join you guys =) But just how many wifes will be there too?And what about the kiddos?! Im fine leaving them with a babysitter, but i figure if there will be other little ones there, i might as well let mine join in on the fun! =)
I know I will probably bring my wife, I don't know about anyone else. I think at the last JU meet someone brought kids, but I'm not sure.
swindland
03-02-2008, 09:32 AM
ahh..i would love to join you guys =) But just how many wifes will be there too?And what about the kiddos?! Im fine leaving them with a babysitter, but i figure if there will be other little ones there, i might as well let mine join in on the fun! =)
I think this ju meet there will be more wifes out there. I brought my girls the last meet and it turned out to be good. it was fun.
Fonze
03-02-2008, 05:39 PM
Damn 25 huh. I wonder how many would actually show.
socalheart
03-02-2008, 05:54 PM
well, I'm dragging my husband to it, if he doesn't have to work. we're not bringing the baby, because they allow smoking inside the restaurant. if you have older kids, then I don't see a problem with bringing them. it's a family type place. I like to think at least half the folks who voted will show up.
ahh..i would love to join you guys =) But just how many wifes will be there too?And what about the kiddos?! Im fine leaving them with a babysitter, but i figure if there will be other little ones there, i might as well let mine join in on the fun! =)
well, I'm dragging my husband to it, if he doesn't have to work. we're not bringing the baby, because they allow smoking inside the restaurant. if you have older kids, then I don't see a problem with bringing them. it's a family type place. I like to think at least half the folks who voted will show up.
Well I am glad to hear you are coming and I hope that others that voted for the 29th show up as well.....at least it looks like the 29th is going to be the date, seeing as how that is the overwhelming choice so far.
It is a lot of fun....I hope some of our newer members stop by as well and show their faces too.
Bones
03-02-2008, 06:20 PM
I think that I'll probably skip the next meet. May make it to the one in May, however.
NBTP
I think that I'll probably skip the next meet. May make it to the one in May, however.
NBTP
Hope it's nothing personal bones.
Bones
03-02-2008, 06:37 PM
As posted by Muku:
Hope it's nothing personal bones.
No Muku, it's nothing personal against anyone.
But once this lock-down gets canceled, I just don't want to listen about this crap live. Maybe, once May comes around, things will have returned to normal.
We'll see.:cool:
NBTP
socalheart
03-02-2008, 06:44 PM
gawd, I hope we have other things to talk about! personally, I plan to have a slideshow of piglet. heh - j/k. I don't think we'll talk much about the lockdown. I will be attacking the dessert bar often though. :D
Courtney
03-02-2008, 06:48 PM
And where will this be held? Will someone be sharing directions and whatnot when the time come closer?! =)
And where will this be held? Will someone be sharing directions and whatnot when the time come closer?! =)
Directions......
Do you know the Mihama area? There is a JUSCO and Makeman? Jon jon's is an all you can eat all you can drink place across the street from Makeman's parking lot entrance to your left if you are looking with your back towards makeman. There is a stairway from the outside that leads up to the 2nd floor, turn left at the top of the stairs and go straight ahead. Jon Jon's wills be right in front of you.
If you need better directions than that please feel free to post your questions here.
Time.....probably start around 6:30 PM or so and go till.....?????????
Yeah, usually 6:30pm until closing and then us vampires go to a second bar.
P_chan
03-02-2008, 07:50 PM
As posted by Muku:
No Muku, it's nothing personal against anyone.
But once this lock-down gets canceled, I just don't want to listen about this crap live. Maybe, once May comes around, things will have returned to normal.
We'll see.:cool:
NBTP
We should forbid any talk about the subject at the next meet!
Courtney
03-02-2008, 07:55 PM
woohoo! sounds fun! Umm..im so freggin new here...isMihama makeman the one off of 58, right past sunabe area?
woohoo! sounds fun! Umm..im so freggin new here...isMihama makeman the one off of 58, right past sunabe area?
Yes that's the one......kitty corner from Starbucks
We should forbid any talk about the subject at the next meet!
What subject? I dont know about any lockdown.....when did it happen?:rolleyes:
Sex Wax
03-03-2008, 12:36 PM
Jon jon's makes me gassy
socalheart
03-03-2008, 12:43 PM
Jon jon's makes me gassy
:scared: just be sure to sit on the other side of the table from me wax. heh. :p
atb35
03-03-2008, 01:28 PM
With so many people frequenting the forums these days...wonder if youll should move the meet to an auditorium somewhere...lol.
DoctorP
03-04-2008, 06:17 AM
uhhh...guess jon jon's is not the best place for the next meet!
P_chan
03-04-2008, 06:28 AM
Shhhhhh.....no one has to know about it!
socalheart
03-04-2008, 08:44 AM
eh. its still a good place. the military folks who want to drink can preflight. i am looking forward to the dessert buffet. :p
Fonze
03-04-2008, 09:09 AM
So I wonder if the drinking restriction will still be in place by then. I think as long as everyone behaves themselves these next couple of weeks it will be lifted.
DoctorP
03-04-2008, 09:12 AM
So I wonder if the drinking restriction will still be in place by then. I think as long as everyone behaves themselves these next couple of weeks it will be lifted.
DocP doesn't think so....he thinks this is for the long haul!
civilian1
03-04-2008, 10:22 AM
DocP doesn't think so....he thinks this is for the long haul!
Would have to unfortunately agree with DocP, that's they way I hear it from the rumor mill outside the doorway..:army:
socalheart
03-04-2008, 10:55 AM
hope they at least lengthen the curfew to midnight. most japanese dont even eat until 9pm. well guess that just means more lil weenies and desserts for me! :p
Asshat
03-04-2008, 10:56 AM
hope they at least lengthen the curfew to midnight. most japanese dont even eat until 9pm. well guess that just means more lil weenies and desserts for me! :p
lil weenies? Are you sure we never dated?:D
Sif: wife of Thor
03-05-2008, 05:33 PM
You guys are very entertaining:thumbup:...I am a new member..Between the lock-down, flu and jetlag.. reading your postings have kept me entertained..informed and in stitches...I look forward to this get-together and meeting you all...
nana24
03-05-2008, 05:37 PM
If you have interest in getting together for a March JU Get-together, which one of these days works best for you?
March 15
March 22
March 29
I can't remember which day Muku already had obbligations. I don't want to step on anyone's feet, and I definitely want to work around as many people's schedule as possible to make this another great evening.
The last two meets were great times. :)
25th is my birthday...
Just how many active military duty folks would we be expecting to join the meet?
Also amongst those active duty that are going to join would they be coming alone or with their spouses AND do they live on or off base?
25th is my birthday...
Sorry we cant have the meet on your bdy, but if you show up I will certainly buy you a drink at jonjon's:D
Either way Happy BDY.
I am still waiting on the drink that dk promised me:rolleyes: \:-) :thumbup:
P_chan
03-05-2008, 09:27 PM
I'll be coming, and I'll be brining my wife. Oh, and I live off base:thumbup:
Sex Wax
03-05-2008, 09:34 PM
cool...i like Jon Jons
I Am Luna
03-11-2008, 09:12 AM
What is the topic of the meet?
I guess what I am saying is it one of those meets where people meet up, and the people that know each other talk to each other and the new people just stand around or what?
DougP
03-11-2008, 09:20 AM
Its a meet and greet... No topics, just good fun and good company.:)
Hopefully the military folks wont be banned from drinking at off base establishments by the time of the meet.
Trail
03-11-2008, 09:26 AM
My hubby is AD and we live on base so we are a very short leash. I'm unsure if we are attending still since A) it's towards the end of the month, mula is tight and B) have to convince my hubby to come with me to meet people I don't know
What is the topic of the meet?
I guess what I am saying is it one of those meets where people meet up, and the people that know each other talk to each other and the new people just stand around or what?
Luna people from here just get together and enjoy each others company. We all come from different backgrounds and have different experiences but the common thread is that we are all members of the board here.
The first meet was last year in November the 2nd in January.
Once the beer starts flowing and people realize that the person they are talking to isnt the ignorant, idiotic, dense, dumbass, stubborn, hardheaded, knucklehead, that they thought they were or had that impression from on the board it really turns into some fun.
It is amazing how posting changes in tone within the groups of people that have met each other at one of the meets. Once you put a face to the name, and have shared some food, converstation, and drinks, you get to realize that "Hey they are people too" :D and not a bunch of aliens.
Well may be PChan is an alien but he's :cool: too :eek: :D
Asshat
03-11-2008, 09:28 AM
My hubby is AD and we live on base so we are a very short leash. I'm unsure if we are attending still since A) it's towards the end of the month, mula is tight and B) have to convince my hubby to come with me to meet people I don't know
Where do you live Trail? U can come with the wife and I. She's cool.
GoochBomber
03-11-2008, 09:29 AM
BAMCIS! I'll be there...just lemme know when it's going down.
BAMCIS! I'll be there...just lemme know when it's going down.
Odds are lookin good right now for the 29th.
Remember to vote in the poll at the top of the page here.:D
P_chan
03-11-2008, 09:36 AM
I'm not an alien I'm just special:D
I'm not an alien I'm just special:D
Oh shit you were lurking. :eek: :D
Yes P we all know how special you are.......
Trail
03-11-2008, 09:44 AM
Where do you live Trail? U can come with the wife and I. She's cool.
We are on Kadena... but still have to talk my wet blanket into going.
Sex Wax
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm not an alien I'm just special:D
Aliens may follow me there. Just ignore them.
:thumbup1:
Trail
03-11-2008, 09:54 AM
Aliens may follow me there. Just ignore them.
:thumbup1:
Remember to wear your gyro wrapper
Sex Wax
03-11-2008, 10:01 AM
Remember to wear your gyro wrapper
Will do ! :thumbup1:
P_chan
03-11-2008, 10:18 AM
Oh shit you were lurking. :eek: :D
Yes P we all know how special you are.......
I am everywhere.....and nowhere....at the same time.
There is no box!
P_chan
03-13-2008, 08:32 PM
So is the meet still on for the 29th or what? Is there going to be an after meet thing like last time? I'm still planning on going and would like to know where and when it's going to be for sure.
Might I suggest going to hank's sometime during the night? He is closing soon and I thought it would be nice to hit up his place. Anyone else agree?
So is the meet still on for the 29th or what? Is there going to be an after meet thing like last time? I'm still planning on going and would like to know where and when it's going to be for sure.
Might I suggest going to hank's sometime during the night? He is closing soon and I thought it would be nice to hit up his place. Anyone else agree?
When is Hank's closing?
To me it appears anyway that the 29th is the date, however it has been a bit difficult of late to get any kind of a response from dk about anything.
It was his poll here and the 15th is this coming Saturday, but there has not been any other discussion other than the 29th it seems because of the majority of votes for it.
A decision needs to be made and finalized I think so everyone can make their plans. I think that would be fair. What do you think P?
P_chan
03-13-2008, 09:05 PM
I agree, it needs to be finalized. I'd prefer the 29th, because it's close to a payday and not right after the exercise.
Oh, and hank's closes on the 9th I believe.
I agree, it needs to be finalized. I'd prefer the 29th, because it's close to a payday and not right after the exercise.
Oh, and hank's closes on the 9th I believe.
Ok, I would suggest giving dk a few days here, at least till Sunday to chip in any comments and if he doesnt than lets talk about setting up a new poll and getting a better idea about numbers for the 29th.
What do you say?
Anyone else that is planning to attend have any comments?
Sex Wax
03-13-2008, 09:14 PM
Ok, I would suggest giving dk a few days here, at least till Sunday to chip in any comments and if he doesnt than lets talk about setting up a new poll and getting a better idea about numbers for the 29th.
What do you say?
Anyone else that is planning to attend have any comments?
Is bathing a requirement before attending?
Is bathing a requirement before attending?
Only if you plan on bringing aliens with you. :w00t:
TheLastDon
03-13-2008, 09:33 PM
I am only going to go if Okisteve plans on showing up. It wouldn't be a party without him.
I am only going to go if Okisteve plans on showing up. It wouldn't be a party without him.
Really???:ohmy:
Here is the list so far of people who voted for the 29th
billhilly, C2USAF2004, dk, DocTurtle, DougP, Hollarey, I Am Luna, Iidhaegn, macker, Mad Hatter, Muku, navwifecom, navycat, NibiKitsune, nipponliving, nohohonzokuman, Oki0619, popeye, proudtobnotpc, P_chan, Rollin_J's, Sex Wax, shrizza, slickmetal, socalheart, swindland, Trailryder61403
TheLastDon
03-13-2008, 09:40 PM
Really???:ohmy:
Naw just joking Muku. :o
Bones
03-13-2008, 09:44 PM
Well Muku, sounds like the next meet will be in good hands. Have fun.:old:
NBTP
TheLastDon
03-13-2008, 09:47 PM
As long as NBTP is not there I will go.:-|:):)
Yes, the 29th is great. Jon Jon's is best for me. I have another company function to attend the same evening, so I'll be late. I'll probably show up around ten-ish.
Somebody, throw up an "are you planning to attend the JU meet on the 29th" poll/thread so that I know how many people to reserve a table for. Thanks. :)
Looking forward to it.
Yes, the 29th is great. Jon Jon's is best for me. I have another company function to attend the same evening, so I'll be late. I'll probably show up around ten-ish.
Somebody, throw up an "are you planning to attend the JU meet on the 29th" poll/thread so that I know how many people to reserve a table for. Thanks. :)
Looking forward to it.
If you are planning to come around 10 the party will for the most part probably be over.
Seeing as how our military friends can not stay out past 10 and have to be on base by that time.
For some of us planning on attending we were talking about starting earlier as well, instead of the 6:30-7ish start, start from 6:00 or from opening time.
socalheart
03-14-2008, 08:03 AM
Well, you just need to duck out of that other (less important, interesting) thing earlier, dk! :mad: There are a lot of us who want to meet you. : pout: We think you should show up no later than 8:00 p.m. :D
Well, you just need to duck out of that other (less important, interesting) thing earlier, dk! :mad: There are a lot of us who want to meet you. : pout: We think you should show up no later than 8:00 p.m. :D
Socal dont know if this applies to dk but....
March is the end of the Japanese fiscal year and there are countless numbers of retirement and going away parties at the end of he month.
Most of them of not mandatory, but unwritten rule mandatory, to attend. They can get long and if someone ducks out in the middle of the cerermonies, meaning while someone is giving their going away or retirement speech it would be considered seriously bad form.
Even leaving the room to take a leak while these speeches are being given is sometimes akward.:-|
If this is the case it really is understandable while he couldnt attend the JU Meet earlier.
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