Signatures

[macker]

I think the Signatures should be limited to One..... Or even better NONE..

Some posters have too many and they get in the way and suck up screen space.

These tid-bits of wit are neither useful, funny or contain any added value (much like me!).
Except for the poster who thinks these signatures somehow show the world how they think or feel, or that they contain some kind of higher wisdom over other posters on the forum.

I say in the interest of the FORUM and the INTERNET in General... LIMIT SIGNATURES, or BAN them....

Back to regular scheduled programs...

[TheLastDon]

I agree, especially the retards that quote other members.

[mikersoft]

I agree, especially the retards that quote other members.

LOL :first:

Umm, can I quote that? ;)

[P_chan]

I agree the some people's signatures are a bit too long.

[TheLastDon]

LOL :first:

Umm, can I quote that? ;)

Not if I quote you first.:)

[DocTurtle]

Whatever do you mean??

[okisteve]

I agree the some people's signatures are a bit too long.

Or they use them too long.

[Asshat]

I know mines too long. But I really like it everytime I read it.

[DoctorP]

You can opt to not view sigs macker...there is an option under UserCp>Options

Just click the box to not show signatures...same for avatars.

[macker]

DocP....

If the "Thank you" function was working, I'd press it a zillion times...
(Maybe it is working but I'm just a lazy bastard! :) )

[macker]

Still.. They should be banned...Self rightous crap is what it is!!

How many people use signatures on e-mail??? Except for the work related stuff that is required at times.

[DoctorP]

Still.. They should be banned...Self rightous crap is what it is!!

How many people use signatures on e-mail??? Except for the work related stuff that is required at times.

lol

You never put your name at the end of an email??:D

[Mad Hatter]

But what about Chuck?

[macker]

Why not DocP??

[retributionnk]

Still.. They should be banned...Self rightous crap is what it is!!

How many people use signatures on e-mail??? Except for the work related stuff that is required at times.

It's OK. I'd be just as sad as you if I couldn't figure out how to use the User CP.

Endeavor to sob more.

WARNING: This post is merely a joke. Please, take nothing in it seriously.

[macker]

Stay in your own "social circles"...

:D

[dk]

How many people use signatures on e-mail??? Except for the work related stuff that is required at times.
I don't. I just write:

dk
webmaster

At the end. I really don't want people having my phone number who don't need it. :D

I see a lot of goofy sigs in email on a weekly basis though. They don't really annoy me that much.

[Bones]

As posted by Macker:

Stay in your own "social circles"...:D

:eek::eek:You have "social circles"?????::eek::eek:

Is it painful, or contagious. :D

NBTP

[socalheart]

Still.. They should be banned...Self rightous crap is what it is!!
How many people use signatures on e-mail??? Except for the work related stuff that is required at times.

I do. It's usually the same one(s) I use here. I change my sig here and there every month or so... except for the Yogi one. That one is very relevant to me.

[Mad Hatter]

All i'm saying is that people have to respect the Chuck! That's all.

[okisteve]

All i'm saying is that people have to respect the Chuck! That's all.
MH - I love your sig! Why don(t you change the font a tad? Where does that Chuck stuff come from anyway?

[Mad Hatter]

All this Chuck stuff comes from God him self. He's the only thing that write about CHuck and get away with it.

[OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand]

The Chuck Norris stuff has been floating around the 'Net for a couple years now. But, not everyone finds those jokes funny... (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/21/chuck-norris-sues-publish_n_77958.html)

[Mad Hatter]

What do ya think about this oki? Little better?

[Mad Hatter]

The Chuck Norris stuff has been floating around the 'Net for a couple years now. But, not everyone finds those jokes funny... (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/12/21/chuck-norris-sues-publish_n_77958.html)

What does this have to do with Chuck jokes?

[OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand]

Gee, bub, I wonder what Chuck Norris suing the publisher of a book about Chuck Norris jokes (for linking his image with racist and sexist jokes, among other complaints) has to do with Chuck jokes...

[DougP]

I find it funny that he's now taking offense to these jokes after this:
YouTube - Chuck Norris Jokes

[Mad Hatter]

lol... "Let's hear it for Chuck Norris!!!"

[OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand]

I find it funny that he's now taking offense to these jokes...

Clearly jokes such as those do no one any harm. However:



"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.


Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.


"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.


The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/wr_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc

[DougP]

Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

Well, at least Chuck is looking out for all the idiotic naive people out there.:D

[dk]

*slightly off topic*

I'm looking for an RSS feed of Chuck jokes. If anyone sees a site with one, please let me know.

*back on topic*

[okisteve]

Can I think he's doing OK out of all the publicity? I mean, he had become pretty obscure in recent years and now he's even discussed on JU Forum...

[dk]

No kidding. I thought the same thing when I started hearing the jokes pop up. I never cared for him or his movies/tv shows but I dig the jokes.

[OCanadaOurHomeAndNativeLand]

*slightly off topic*

I'm looking for an RSS feed of Chuck jokes. If anyone sees a site with one, please let me know.

*back on topic*
The site linked in the Yahoo! News article about the lawsuit has xml feed links.

[dk]

Thanks E. I'll see if it works. It was ATOM format instead of RSS but it might work.

[Jrocka83]

This thread went from "bitching about signatures:mad:"... to Chuck Norriss Jokes:first:.. Now thats funny... I bet Chuck Norris wouldn't use a signature... Becuase any who read it would explode...:D

[dk]

Wow, first time I've seen this one:

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.