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swindland
12-01-2007, 08:55 PM
What if one day out of the blue your kids ask you about masterbation, how would you explain it to them.
DocTurtle
12-02-2007, 12:08 AM
Absolutely. Definitely would be a bit awkward, but they should know. I think most kids kinda find out on their own how to do it. So I would imagine there question would be is there so much a thing as doing it too much and if it's morally right or religiously right for them to do.
Ammoyankee
12-02-2007, 01:51 AM
Son... It's cheaper than marriage!
Mad Hatter
12-02-2007, 02:48 AM
I'll stick to the old tactics...

"It will make you go blind, why you think I have to wear glasses?"
Mad Hatter
12-02-2007, 03:01 AM
But I never did get the hairy palm thing
swindland
12-02-2007, 03:23 AM
But I never did get the hairy palm thing

I wonder what hairy palm thing means :ohmy: LOL..
okisteve
12-02-2007, 07:26 AM
I noticed you just posted this on another thread. Is there any connection with your OP?


I'm about to drop my hubby off to work..he's going to AZ for training for 2 weeks
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ryukyuboi
12-02-2007, 08:38 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
swindland
12-02-2007, 09:05 AM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsuk7PnPXs&feature=related)


ahahahhahh this is so funny!!!!
swindland
12-02-2007, 09:07 AM
I noticed you just posted this on another thread. Is there any connection with your OP?



there is not connection okisteve LOL!!! at the time of the thread i was watching american pie the first one and just thought of it LOL..:D
Fonze
12-02-2007, 10:23 AM
I think when that happens it would be wierd but i would tell the all about it.
I found out about it at school. I do think also that you see it on t.v. everywhere now.
DocTurtle
12-02-2007, 10:46 AM
whoa...that quote kinda violates opsec anyways!
swindland
12-02-2007, 11:09 AM
whoa...that quote kinda violates opsec anyways!

which quote doc??
hankypanky
12-02-2007, 04:13 PM
Loved it. Great vid:D
P_chan
12-02-2007, 09:17 PM
Ain't no lovin' like lovin' yourself! It also makes you sleepy and is better then sleeping pills:D
smhersweetie
12-02-2007, 10:23 PM
What if one day out of the blue your kids ask you about masterbation, how would you explain it to them.

Good one!! I probably wouldn't know how to explain it to them. So I would point them to their Daddy!!
smhersweetie
12-02-2007, 10:29 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOsuk7PnPXs&feature=related)

OMFG!!!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I TRIED NOT TO LAUGH ALL LOUD...THE KID IS ASLEEP!! MAN..THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!
Asshat
12-03-2007, 06:16 AM
What if one day out of the blue your kids ask you about masterbation, how would you explain it to them.

They knew long before they thought to ask.
Go-Shay
12-03-2007, 10:06 AM
masturbation rules. son if you get the urge shake that stick, buff the bishop, wax the dolphin. Your hands don't tell you no, or give you a std.
swindland
12-03-2007, 11:00 AM
masturbation rules. son if you get the urge shake that stick, buff the bishop, wax the dolphin. Your hands don't tell you no, or give you a std.

haahhahaah that's a good way to explain it ahahhahaha..
Ammoyankee
12-03-2007, 01:43 PM
I'll tell my boys to rub one off before a hot date that way you can give it too her longer!!!
Isaak Brodsky
12-04-2007, 10:25 PM
Like in "There's Something About Mary" ??