Casino suggestions

[Fonze]

Dk what about this. I dont know what it will do to the forum but i think your boss might like it. Why not allow people to buy credits lets say $5 gets you 50,000 credits and a dollar 10,000 credits. I dont know how you would charge this but it's just a suggestion.

[dk]

This is something I've been considering, but I want to pass the idea onto my boss to use the forums as my own tip jar. I put a lot of work into it after hours, so that's one idea.

But yeah, that $5 / ___ credits is an idea I've been thinking about for a month or so.

[Fonze]

How would you pay though?

[dk]

Paypal or 2checkout. This forum already has capabilities built in. I just have to turn them on. Before I do that though, I need to talk to the boss about it.

[Fonze]

I wouldn't mind giving you $5 a month. I just wonder what it would do to the quality of the forum or posters.

[dk]

I wouldn't mind giving you $5 a month. I just wonder what it would do to the quality of the forum or posters.
Right now... it probably wouldn't really affect it one way or the other. I don't want to go live with it though until I can provide some added incentive. Like it'll say "Premium Member" in bold under the username or something snazzy.

I appreciate it. :D

[Galina]

I am not advertising but I have been a member of neopets.com for about 6 years and I pay about 8 dollars a month to not have ads on my page. They call us Premium Members and we have perks too. It makes the computer load faster and etc. So I go thru my portal to get to you guys here. Now that I am on dial up, it does help a lot. So as Fonze suggested, it wouldn't hurt to give us an option to buy credits. I am personally a hard core gamer ( i have trophies and etc over there ). But I love this community too so thats why I am here . But yeah, I will be willing to pay for credits by paypal or whatever.

[Galina]

See, I still have the arcade pass to play but I am still posting ( long one at that too). I really prefer posting something sensible than one liners that are annoying even to myself :P

[P_chan]

Now people really will lose money once they play the arcade:D

[Fonze]

Now people really will lose money once they play the arcade:D

Not dk or JU which ever takes the dough.

[Asshat]

Not dk or JU which ever takes the dough.

Shoot Fonze, I have played a lot of blackjack in my life and NO WAY are the odds EVER as bad as they are here for that game. I didn't keep track, but I was pretty much always beat by the dealer on a 17 hold, and always busted on a 16 hit.

The dealer runs more 20's than I have EVER seen. Hell no, I wouldn't pay this crooked house! It's bad enough I keep loosing all my credits. :D

[Fonze]

What i have been doing lately is jumping in and out of blackjack and thats the only way i have been winning. When i stay more than 10 hands i lose.

[socalheart]

the blackjack is frustratingly addictive :cursing: but not as annoyingly addictive as the roulette. :crying:

[Asshat]

What i have been doing lately is jumping in and out of blackjack and thats the only way i have been winning. When i stay more than 10 hands i lose.

Okay, I'll try that. How much are you betting? I've been doing 100's. I win maybe once out of 20.

[DoctorP]

The roulette is too easy to win on. (of course as I say that, I never bet more than 100)

[Asshat]

The roulette is too easy to win on. (of course as I say that, I never bet more than 100)

That's what I'll try next, now that I just blew 2000 points. I couldn't help it...I wanted to see if I would actually win by betting 1000. Nope.

[Fonze]

Okay, I'll try that. How much are you betting? I've been doing 100's. I win maybe once out of 20.

Are you serious? Thats horrible man. I miss around with all the denomanations 100 and under. I would bet more but im trying to keep a G for muku just in case dallas loses.

[socalheart]

... just in case dallas loses.

BLASEPHEMY! :cursing: :ohmy:

[Fonze]

BLASEPHEMY! :cursing: :ohmy:

Ok your right ill put the 1000 down on roulette and if i lose you got me covered:cool:

[Galina]

OMG!!! Everyone is low on credits. I was busy all day, came back and boom,!! What happened ? you guys gambled?

[dk]

I'm doing alright. Getting back on my feet.

[dk]

Ok your right ill put the 1000 down on roulette and if i lose you got me covered:cool:
Something tells me you didn't win 1000 credits on that spin.

[Fonze]

Something tells me you didn't win 1000 credits on that spin.

No i actually paid the arcade pass now i need to get a g to cover the bet against muku, even though we know who's going to win.

[dk]

No i actually paid the arcade pass now i need to get a g to cover the bet against muku, even though we know who's going to win.
I sent you 950 credits. :)

[Fonze]

I sent you 950 credits. :)

Thanks but thats just gonna make me want to go play.

[Fonze]

How did you get so many so fast?

[dk]

How did you get so many so fast?
We had a big discussion in the admin/mod category last night, and I've been hitting roulette pretty hard. I've also probably posted 40 messages in the past 24 hours. I've been hitting these forums up a little too hard lately... :p

[Fonze]

Roulette keeps getting me i tried hatter thing but iv'e been getting screwed.

[dk]

Roulette keeps getting me i tried hatter thing but iv'e been getting screwed.
Don't talk to me about screwed until you throw away 96k credits on a single spin! lmao... Sad thing is, I bet I do it again.

[P_chan]

Best way to not lose credits at the casino....is to never go there:D

[dk]

Best way to not lose credits at the casino....is to never go there:D
True, but, "risk big win big!" :D

[Fonze]

Best way to not lose credits at the casino....is to never go there:D

true but for those who dont go there what is the point of saving them? You cant buy anything except an arcade pass.

[ja_Patriot]

Best way to not lose credits at the casino....is to never go there:D


But you have to!

Especially this casino. It's one place in the world where you can get lessons in life for FREE:


Vices:

Pride (Oh it so hurts. Everyone knows you lost.)

Greed (I won but that was puny. How about a bigger bet.)

Anger (This place is rigged! It stinks.)

Sloth. (Let me spend a few minutes here. What the hell - I've been here 3 hours doing nothing!)

Envy (How the hell did he win all that? Cheater.)


Virtues:

Humility (We learn to eat pie. Doesn't hurt that much after all.)

Restraint & Moderation (That's it. I'm up 10%. Call it a day.)

Patience & Perseverance (I'll figure this one out and get even next time.)

Fortitude & Courage (Let's see if we're lucky today. Not! Tough luck. Maybe next time.)

Truth (You get to know who your friends are!!!)


In the end, it's all - - - good!?! ;-)

[P_chan]

true but for those who dont go there what is the point of saving them? You cant buy anything except an arcade pass.

Doesn't matter if you save or use them if you really don't care!

[TheLastDon]

So P_chan, why don't you give away all your credits?:D

[dk]

Especially this casino. It's one place in the world where you can get lessons in life for FREE
That was a really entertaining post! Thank you! :thumbup:

[dk]

So P_chan, why don't you give away all your credits?:D
Greed! :army:

j/k he gave me 1000 a few days ago. :D

[TheLastDon]

I' just messing with him. Sorry P

[Mad Hatter]

I'm not... fork'em over

[P_chan]

I give out credits from time to time, but I'm thinking about just blowing them at the casino once I'm bored. So what game pays the most?


You give me credits mad hatter, you've got over 50,000:w00t:

[dk]

You give me credits mad hatter, you've got over 50,000:w00t:
He made the first JU forum donation (aka beer fund payment) today. :D

[TheLastDon]

Damn Mad Hatter what the heck?!?!?!

[Muku]

I'm not... fork'em over

Eehmmm, clearing my throat here.........:w00t:

[Muku]

He made the first JU forum donation (aka beer fund payment) today. :D

I'll send you a beer via email.....hell if Thistle can send her weedwacker via email to Uminchu I am pretty damn sure there is a way to send you a beer or two.:-|

[ja_Patriot]

Mad Hatter, what's the deal? Did you win the lotto?

[P_chan]

I'm guessing he bought credits huh? So how do we do that?

[Fonze]

Where can we make this payment at dk?

[P_chan]

You can pay me and I'll give you some credits.

[TheLastDon]

What's the going rate at Bank of P_chan?

[DoctorP]

Hey....MH...I want the 1,000 I donated to you this morning (plus 3,000% interest!)

[Muku]

Hey....MH...I want the 1,000 I donated to you this morning (plus 3,000% interest!)

There is a waiting line behind me I think.....I gave him quite a bit more. :D

[P_chan]

What's the going rate at Bank of P_chan?

25 cents a credit:D


You guys suck! I give credits and don't expect to be paid back. Especially since some people can loose 96K credits in one spin:D

[DoctorP]

lol...Muku, you still can't pay our bet! Are you the lame-o that bet only 1 credit in the pool?

[TheLastDon]

Dammm, too high bro, that's like $1000 for 250 credits?!?

[TheLastDon]

lol...Muku, you still can't pay our bet! Are you the lame-o that bet only 1 credit in the pool?

No DocP that was me. I didn't see any bets on Green Bay so I figured what the heck.:scared::ohmy::scared:

[DoctorP]

lol TLD...go big or go home!

[TheLastDon]

Heck no, I want Dallas to win but if nobody is betting on GB and they win, I will take the whole pot. OPPS! my secrets out.

[P_chan]

Woohooo looks like mad hatter isn't the only person who can make money at the casino. I just doubled my credits on roulette.:thumbup:

[Muku]

Heck no, I want Dallas to win but if nobody is betting on GB and they win, I will take the whole pot. OPPS! my secrets out.

Give it time.....if hatter comes around in time, I will place a "larger" bet. Finances are a bit tight right now:eek:

[TheLastDon]

What the? Did you bet the whole enchilada on one spin?

[TheLastDon]

Hey Muku did you see the back page on Stars and Stripes on Sunday?

[Muku]

Hey Muku did you see the back page on Stars and Stripes on Sunday?

No I didnt....let me guess something about GB or Brett Favre:thumbup:

[P_chan]

No, just spread my money around. 2k on black, 2k on even, 2k on 2nd 12. Then next spin I'd change it up and put 2k on black, 2k on odd, and 2k on 1st 12.

[TheLastDon]

No I didnt....let me guess something about GB or Brett Favre:thumbup:

Naw dude it was about college football something about the MU-KU game.

[Muku]

Naw dude it was about college football something about the MU-KU game.
Sorry I dont read the Stars and Stripes,.:o

[P_chan]

I ate a piece of wisconsion cheese today, it reminded me of you muku:D

[TheLastDon]

Here's the headline "MU-KU rivalry borders on rage" I tried to paste and copy the page but couldn't do it. It just made me laugh. Made me think of you.

NO I AM NOT GAY!

[P_chan]

LOL you can think about another person of the same sex and not be gay.

[TheLastDon]

I know it was preemptive strike.

I just thought it was too funny, I will figure of some way to post it here tomorrow.

[TheLastDon]

WOW, I hit big on the Ninja slots. I can't believe it.

[Fonze]

sharing is caring. JK

[TheLastDon]

Don't waste it bra!

[dk]

WOW, I hit big on the Ninja slots. I can't believe it.
Dang. Nice credit jump! How much did you win?

[TheLastDon]

All right give it back now fonze.

[TheLastDon]

Joke!?!

DK about 15000. I love the blue Ninjas.

[TheLastDon]

Crapalicious I went from 20000 to 0 am i the poster boy for GA or what?

[dk]

Wow haha. That was fast... :D

[Fonze]

TLD ill give you more if you dont get in trouble at school:D

[ja_Patriot]

No, just spread my money around. 2k on black, 2k on even, 2k on 2nd 12. Then next spin I'd change it up and put 2k on black, 2k on odd, and 2k on 1st 12.


You discovered the wisdom of learning lessons in life for free! Good play.

[Muku]

Sorry to drag up an old thread here, but it didnt seem like the request that I have is worth starting a new one for.......

Is there a 10,000 chip available for the roulette table? It seems to take forever to made a large bet.

Thanks ahead of time.

[dk]

There is a 10,000 chip. I just need to upload the file and activate it. I'll try to do it tonight. I might install a new, snazzier looking chip set.

[Muku]

There is a 10,000 chip. I just need to upload the file and activate it. I'll try to do it tonight. I might install a new, snazzier looking chip set.

THank you!

[socalheart]

1. a 5000 cred$ chip would be nice also.

2. how about adding some football games to the sports betting pool thingy? the superbowl is coming up. there are a lot of folks talking sports here too.

3. you could add basketball games too... since the march madness thing and that final four thing is coming up also... I think. not sure about basketball.

[DoctorP]

1. a 5000 cred$ chip would be nice also.

2. how about adding some football games to the sports betting pool thingy? the superbowl is coming up. there are a lot of folks talking sports here too.

3. you could add basketball games too... since the march madness thing and that final four thing is coming up also... I think. not sure about basketball.

Socal...anyone can add an event to the sports betting pool. I plan on adding a few once the football playoffs are set after this weekends games.

[TheLastDon]

I would suggest getting rid of the "Bars and 7s" slot. There is no way to win on that thing.:cursing: Believe me I tried.:D

Might want to consider getting rid of the "Fruits" slot as well. Hardly break even on that thing.

DocP , how do we add stuff to the sports betting pool? I don't see a way to do it. I'd be willing to do some of the football games.

[DoctorP]

The fruit slots pays well for me. I don't like ninja slots though.

[atb35]

I hate the slots because they take too damn long to spin.

[hankypanky]

Finally got something worth a damn!!

[hankypanky]

529

Ok, this is better, straight flush 6,030,000!!:first::first::first::thumbup: