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Tempestuous
10-04-2007, 05:07 AM
Top 10 things mean report card comments

10. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

9. I would not allow this student to breed.

8. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

7. Your student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

6.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

5. This child has been working with glue too much.

4. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

3. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

2. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

1.It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

Fonze
10-04-2007, 11:24 AM
That's cold but funny.