Buddha Chat

[Jrocka83]

Will open the Buddha Chat every Tuesday and Friday from 1900-2100.
Come and chat, if your interested in learning about Buddhism or Buddhist Philosophy.

Lobsang Sherab

[Sex Wax]

What should we chat about?

[TheLastDon]

http://www.taxbuddha.com/image/buddha2.jpg

[Crazysix]

OH i got a topic...why is Buddha's belly so round????? Was it too much beer whiskey and wine??? and oh did Buddha ever score any ass????

[Crazysix]

1 more... does buddha know about ibra....it could help his image

[Crazysix]

just messing with you rocka...I like the Buddhist version of you a helll of alot better than the islamic terrorist you were

[Sex Wax]

FYI....The Buddha got much ass.

[Crazysix]

FYI....The Buddha got much ass.

ok maybe he has a big ass, but the other....pics or it didnt happen

[Jrocka83]

just messing with you rocka...I like the Buddhist version of you a helll of alot better than the islamic terrorist you were

I couldn't say it any better. We should drink chai and watch birds together sometime.

[Crazysix]

I couldn't say it any better. We should drink chai and watch birds together sometime.

LMAO change it to beer and shooting people the bird and you got a deal

[Tanimaga]

I'm almost to Buddha size.. will you rub my belly?

[Jrocka83]

ok maybe he has a big ass, but the other....pics or it didnt happen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2NLQGrbf5U

15:10

[Tanimaga]

I'm not hearing a "NO!".. <3

[Jrocka83]

I'm not hearing a "NO!".. <3

Ohh.... Yessssss......... but don't mind my one strong arm, I use it allot.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2/Davis1950/Dopey%20Democrats/LimpWrist.jpg

[abonifi1]

Dear Bddha,
Why do the Japanese only like you when a family member dies?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/14/world/asia/14japan.html

Respectfully
Need Understanding

[Jrocka83]

Dear Bddha,
Why do the Japanese only like you when a family member dies?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/14/world/asia/14japan.html

Respectfully
Need Understanding

The same reason in the west, when people only go to church and pray when someone dies.

[Sex Wax]

Dear Buddha Dude,
Is it OK to drink beer?

[dk]

Yes, my son. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow is Wednesday.

[Sex Wax]

Yes, my son. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow is Wednesday.

Duuuuude...you are way to skinny to be the Buddha. You are more like an anorexic Jesus.

[Jrocka83]

Dear Buddha Dude,
Is it OK to drink beer?

Sure its ok... there karma for everything:D

[dk]

Duuuuude...you are way to skinny to be the Buddha. You are more like an anorexic Jesus.

My physical body is but an illusion, you of weak mind and soul.

I assure you, I just cooked and ate nine pieces of bacon and grabbed another beer.

[dk]

Sure its ok... there karma for everything:D

Karma Police, maybe.

[dk]

Yo, Sex Wax!

FU∞

[Sex Wax]

Yo, Sex Wax!

FU∞

Dear dk,
I am deeply offended my your utter hate towards me. I have been nothing but nice to you. I give you compliments and criticism when needed. You sir are full of hate. I suggest you find the room in your heart to accept Jesus. To quote the great biblical movie "The Big Lebowski": "You don't **** with the Jesus".

I hope you can find love and joy through the teaching of L.Ron Hubbard. Or find love with a Llama. Because you need something to fill the hole of hate that infuses your core my friend. Before your small intestine jumps up through your throat and throttles you in your sleep.

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick.

[Sex Wax]

I assure you, I just cooked and ate nine pieces of bacon and grabbed another beer.

It was probably Turkey Bacon and a Zima you pansy. :w00t:

[Jazz]

For some reason everytime I see this thread title I think of the Cougar Den skit on SNL. I think it's cause I thought it was called Cougar Chat.

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-02/45152183.jpg