Trying to be a d*ckhead

[Tanimaga]

I'm the new and improved Tani. I'm trying to a total d*ckhead to my neighbors since I will be moving soon. I would like some input as to how a can be a jerk to my next door neighbors since they previously reported me for letting my dog run free (with a high gate surrounding the property).

Their bozo kids and their friends have thrown trash into my yard, and thrown things at my dog (initiating the dogs behavior towards them). I get the typical sideways glances when I walk by, so I may as well warrant them.


So far, I've allowed an ample 6 inches of space between my vehicle and their driver's side door (we park in a free-for-all grassy area directly across from my house).

Any helpful, ambiguous, non-threatening hints?

[Sex Wax]

Cover thier entire front car window with a thin layer of vasaline, then toss some sand on it. It's a pain in the ass to remove.

[Okiman]

Sometimes when people are moving they need to fix their place and that requires supplies such as nails, and sometimes those damn things just fall out in the damnest of locations.

[Muku]

The obvious......let the air out of their tires on their bikes.

Put sugar in the gas tanks.

Pour a bunch of honey around their windows and watch the ants and cockroaches go crazy.

Go to your local school and coral a bunch of those large disgusting looking snails that are locally called African Mai Mai and toss them all over their back yard.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SjfekZ4nmOo/Rxnr2lsBCDI/AAAAAAAAArw/xpa6z79ulj4/s400/Giant%2BAfrican%2BSnails...not%2BEscargot.bmp

Sprinkle canned tuna around their yard as well and watch the cats congregate and shit all over the yard. Smells to high heaven and burns the hell out of the lawn as well.

Pour super glue on the locks of their bikes.

[Tanimaga]

I don't want to cause a legal incident.. just annoying stuff.

Sweet bug attracting materials around the vehicles sounds good. LOTS of bugs around here.

[retributionnk]

If you're ever up late, park with your car facing their window, and leave the high beams on for about an hour.

[Richard Burns]

Have like 10 pizzas delivered to their house.

Thrown bologna all over their car.

[dk]

Damn, remind me never to piss any of you off too bad. :D

[Mehi River]

Apply for a restraining order against one of their kids, in another one of the kids' names. The phone in the violations.

[DoctorP]

Start a manure pile upwind from them.

"accidentally" break your sewage drain as you dig in your yard, then conveniently provide a drainage ditch from the break to your neighbors yards.

I can not however stand behind any suggestions that would purposely damage the neighbors private property.

[GODH8SU]

Spell a large, very obscene word in their yard using weed killer.

[Tanimaga]

All good ideas, but I'm looking to piss them off without damaging any property, or doing anything technically illegal.

I always played the considerate one when they were acting like asses, but they didn't hesitate to call the city office, and make a formal complaint.

BTW, their yard is completely enclosed with a gate & wall.

[GODH8SU]

Hide eggs around the house in inconspicuous areas. The entire property will smell horrible after a while.

[Richard Burns]

Start a manure pile upwind from them.

"accidentally" break your sewage drain as you dig in your yard, then conveniently provide a drainage ditch from the break to your neighbors yards.

I can not however stand behind any suggestions that would purposely damage the neighbors private property.

I like this idea. You get revenge and it's all just an "accident". Sweet revenge and it's all legal. :thumbup1:

[mrubbermann01]

Hide eggs around the house in inconspicuous areas. The entire property will smell horrible after a while.

Thats a good one! I'm gonna try that one

[DougP]

Is this you Tani? (http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/028537.php) :D


Clown for Kicks (Mendota Heights)
Date: 2009-08-28, 11:12AM CDT
Reply to: sale-hqu43-1346837248@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner – or we could BBQ something. I’m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month – and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.
Maybe you could bring some balloons – or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I’d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?
Like I said – I could cook diner and get you drunk – I’d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don’t have much to offer – and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts – so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend – it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts – open to Men and Women Clowns.

[king ding a ling]

fish on roof would be funny and if you do a day or so before your gone totaly they wouldnt notice the smell untill well after your moved

[king ding a ling]

or you could just tape the fish in whelle well so it fall and get smashed up in the car as they drive, think of them trying to get all the little rotten fish peices out days later.

[Sex Wax]

Go around to all the other neighbors and leave an invitation to a BBQ at your neighbors house, and let them know that they don't have to bring any food or beverages, and there will be a magic show for the kids. Make sure you sign it from the neighbors you don't like.

[kombu_kid]

Do your best Jehovah's Witness impersonation......

[Tanimaga]

Thought about getting a motion sensing light, and aiming it at their living room. Set the motion trigger to just a hair over "All the damn time".

[SnaFu]

All good ideas, but I'm looking to piss them off without damaging any property, or doing anything technically illegal.

I always played the considerate one when they were acting like asses, but they didn't hesitate to call the city office, and make a formal complaint.

BTW, their yard is completely enclosed with a gate & wall.

Based on what you posted they sound like punk assholes and are not worth dealing with much less sinking to their level of stupidity. If you feel they are a threat and are not willing to simply beat their asses the old fashion way I would notify the authorities.

If mimicking their behavior makes you feel better about yourself, have at it.

[Zim the Invader]

Piss in a zip lock bag, throw it in the freezer till it's solid, remove from bag with gloves, put your new piss disk through a cracked car window, allow to melt.

catch a fresh fish, put guts in blender, suck up with syringe, inject into fabrics like car seats or couch cushions when you go over to "say goodbye". As it rots you will be gone and have your revenge. Just be sure to put it in things that are hard to wash.

[dk]

Piss disk!!!!!!!! :D

[0341isa]

Dude, wrap your drivers side mirror with a sock or something, then wrap that with like barbed wire or something rediculous like that. IT won't mess up your car, but now when they park all stupid ass close to yours, THEY will have to be super careful not to bump thier door on yours, and not get stuck getting by. (maybe back in so that their drivers side faces yours.

[deckplate32]

I'm the new and improved Tani. I'm trying to a total d*ckhead to my neighbors since I will be moving soon. I would like some input as to how a can be a jerk to my next door neighbors since they previously reported me for letting my dog run free (with a high gate surrounding the property).

Their bozo kids and their friends have thrown trash into my yard, and thrown things at my dog (initiating the dogs behavior towards them). I get the typical sideways glances when I walk by, so I may as well warrant them.


So far, I've allowed an ample 6 inches of space between my vehicle and their driver's side door (we park in a free-for-all grassy area directly across from my house).

Any helpful, ambiguous, non-threatening hints?

Why are you trying to be something that you obviously already are?
C'mon...grow up. I might not like my neighbors for whatever reason(s), but
soliciting inputs for whatever immature acts now that you're getting ready to move validates the fact that you're a d*ckhead. And one with no balls.
Waiting until now to get back at these people? Damn, if you have a beef with
whoever, be a man about it and at least have a face to face with your neighbor. And the rest of you who submitted the suggestions typical of a 14 year old....get a life.
get back at these people

[DougP]

http://www.phuckpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/internet_serious_business.jpg

[dk]

Why are you trying to be something that you obviously already are?
C'mon...grow up. I might not like my neighbors for whatever reason(s), but
soliciting inputs for whatever immature acts now that you're getting ready to move validates the fact that you're a d*ckhead. And one with no balls.
Waiting until now to get back at these people? Damn, if you have a beef with
whoever, be a man about it and at least have a face to face with your neighbor. And the rest of you who submitted the suggestions typical of a 14 year old....get a life.
get back at these people

Pfft. 13-poster. What do you know.
:D

[Zim the Invader]

Why are you trying to be something that you obviously already are?
C'mon...grow up. I might not like my neighbors for whatever reason(s), but
soliciting inputs for whatever immature acts now that you're getting ready to move validates the fact that you're a d*ckhead. And one with no balls.
Waiting until now to get back at these people? Damn, if you have a beef with
whoever, be a man about it and at least have a face to face with your neighbor. And the rest of you who submitted the suggestions typical of a 14 year old....get a life.
get back at these people

Well, I know someone who's getting a piss disk.

[Tanimaga]

Why are you trying to be something that you obviously already are?
C'mon...grow up. I might not like my neighbors for whatever reason(s), but
soliciting inputs for whatever immature acts now that you're getting ready to move validates the fact that you're a d*ckhead. And one with no balls.
Waiting until now to get back at these people? Damn, if you have a beef with
whoever, be a man about it and at least have a face to face with your neighbor. And the rest of you who submitted the suggestions typical of a 14 year old....get a life.
get back at these people

I'm not going to mess with them.. I'm just letting off steam via the internet in a comical way.

As far as the personal insult (no balls), let's watch your mouth.


BTW.. I sent you a friend request just to bury the hatchet. :) I like friends.

[Zim the Invader]

BTW.. I sent you a friend request just to bury the hatchet. :) I like friends.

Bury the hatchet all you want. Just make sure you bury the rest someplace else.

[Tanimaga]

Bury the hatchet all you want. Just make sure you bury the rest someplace else.

Not at all. I'm just a little guy.. barely 5'6" and 145 lbs.

I abhor any type of violence. :thumbup:

[P_chan]

Pee in the vents just below the windshield of their vehicle. That way when they turn on the fan it will smell like pee:)

[Tanimaga]

Pee in the vents just below the windshield of their vehicle. That way when they turn on the fan it will smell like pee:)

Already thought of that one. The fresh air intake vent is an easy target.

[152 Sumo]

Thrown bologna all over their car.

hahahahaa....When I lived in Mizugama, my apt balcony was just above the street. I had a jarhead buddy over and we got pretty drunk. Wife made me a sandwich. While I was eating it on the balcony (buddy already passed out), I got the bright idea of throwing peices of my sandwich onto buddy's skyline which was parked just below the balcony.

Fast forward a couple days at the squadron: "you know what some A**hole did to my car?"...."Nope"....."Some motherf**ker threw cheese on my car!!"..."So what, just wipe it off"......"It dried in the sun and now my paint is chipping off"............................"Uhhhhh....Dave?......., Last weekend....I......Ummmm......."

hahahahhaha

[Tanimaga]

Buncha 14 year olds with undescended testicles.. I swear. :):)

[Okiman]

Do a little King of the Hill. Go get a second hand lawn mower and take off the muffler then cut grass really early every other day. If they complain say that you are trying to make the place look good so it can be rented out.

Another thing is to start brewing your own beer. I have heard that it can really make the neighbors sick and after a few weeks you can have a reward.

[kombu_kid]

Pee in the vents just below the windshield of their vehicle. That way when they turn on the fan it will smell like pee:)

Pee?.....that's for lightweights. You get yer ass up on that hood son, drop trou and do your duty. None o' this shi-ko b***sh**!:army:

[DoctorP]

Not at all. I'm just a little guy.. barely 5'6" and 145 lbs.

I abhor any type of violence. :thumbup:

LMFAO! :D:thumbup1:

[0341isa]

Why are you trying to be something that you obviously already are?
C'mon...grow up. I might not like my neighbors for whatever reason(s), but
soliciting inputs for whatever immature acts now that you're getting ready to move validates the fact that you're a d*ckhead. And one with no balls.
Waiting until now to get back at these people? Damn, if you have a beef with
whoever, be a man about it and at least have a face to face with your neighbor. And the rest of you who submitted the suggestions typical of a 14 year old....get a life.
get back at these people

why take the easy way out?

"I'm gonna go confront that sumbitch" while direct, has very little creativity or humor.
Don't be lazy dude. Start a prank war! Remember altercations are common, but pranking and subtle anonymous revenge can be an art form!:D

Besides, telling us about it here will enteratin the shit out of the rest of us. And its a great way to get your post count up :rolleyes:

[Richard Burns]

Hey Deckplate,
If you actually take time to read the OP as opposed to talking shit you would see that those neighbors complained to the City Office about him when neither him nor his dog did anything wrong.

If anybody needs to man up it's the neighbors. Those fools could get themselves hurt or worse pulling a stunt like that in the states. Nobody likes a rat or a liar.

As far a soliciting for suggestions refer to 03's post. He breaks it down quite nicely.

[Trail]

Tani-
There always the sugar in the gas tank, Desitin and sand on the windows, a classic egging with rotten eggs, and dog crap locked in the car in the baking sun.

[hankypanky]

leave a full can of gas out in public view where the bozo kids can see it, maybe after mowing your yard if you have grass. make sure you put a bunch of 2 cycle oil in the can. Maybe they will steal it and try to put it in there bikes, should stop em for a about a week of riding!:D

[Crazysix]

leave a full can of gas out in public view where the bozo kids can see it, maybe after mowing your yard if you have grass. make sure you put a bunch of 2 cycle oil in the can. Maybe they will steal it and try to put it in there bikes, should stop em for a about a week of riding!:D

or just add sugar and old muuuuhhhhhaaaaaaa

[deckplate32]

To add to my previous, talk about a small world. Now I'm even more disappointed in finding out that you as a fellow Dragon and someone previously in the education field resorts to crap like this...

[Richard Burns]

To add to my previous, talk about a small world. Now I'm even more disappointed in finding out that you as a fellow Dragon and someone previously in the education field resorts to crap like this...


Did you even read where these people started crap with him FIRST?

[Jazz]

The internet is serious business:)..

[deckplate32]

Did you even read where these people started crap with him FIRST?

Moot point....besides...on my last, I was trying to highlight the "small world"
aspect of Tani's thread. How often do you bump into somebody that you went to high school with, 37 years ago? Definitely strange....

[Courtney]

I dont like my neighbour to much eaither!

[P_chan]

My neighbor, the one who egged my car and beat on the window, almost go bologna on his car when I moved out. I was waiting for it, planning it, and even went as far as to buy the bologna. But I ended up getting really busy when I left so I didn't have the time and forgot:D. It would have been sweet too, that dude was a dick and had an obsession for his shitty little SMX.

[Tanimaga]

Moot point....besides...on my last, I was trying to highlight the "small world"
aspect of Tani's thread. How often do you bump into somebody that you went to high school with, 37 years ago? Definitely strange....

Who and what are you talking about?

[Spadesy]

The obvious......let the air out of their tires on their bikes.

Put sugar in the gas tanks.

Pour a bunch of honey around their windows and watch the ants and cockroaches go crazy.

Go to your local school and coral a bunch of those large disgusting looking snails that are locally called African Mai Mai and toss them all over their back yard.http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SjfekZ4nmOo/Rxnr2lsBCDI/AAAAAAAAArw/xpa6z79ulj4/s400/Giant%2BAfrican%2BSnails...not%2BEscargot.bmp

Sprinkle canned tuna around their yard as well and watch the cats congregate and shit all over the yard. Smells to high heaven and burns the hell out of the lawn as well.

Pour super glue on the locks of their bikes.

Something tells me that you are speaking from experience. :scratchchin:

[Samusan1986]

Tell your neighbors you love them and than go to church together and than eat Coco-ichiban and than sign them on base and leave them behind the flighline.

[deckplate32]

Who and what are you talking about?

Here's the deal. I declined your offer to be added as a "Friend" to your Facebook account. But lo and behold, we've got a connection and common friends courtesy of our high school background. That's why the small world spin....look..bottom line: Regardless of where we came from, I would have at least thought that we Dragons aspired to higher standards and didn't come off as malicious as you come across as being. Obviously naivete on my part as I still continue to see or attempt to see the good in everybody and every situation. Crappy neighbors? Why let them ruin your day. Ignore them and move on. Just like how I might give a cursory glance at 99.999% of the responses I encounter on this site.

[Crazysix]

TAni let your monster out , so he can take one massive shit on the front lawn


"Revenge is a dish best served COLD"!!!!!!! or in this case hot and steaming

[P_chan]

Wait.....whose a dragon?

[Crazysix]

Wait.....whose a dragon?

do not worry young princess, for sir DK has slain the dragons and progressed to Paladin level 40 next level is night

[Spadesy]

Here's the deal. I declined your offer to be added as a "Friend" to your Facebook account. But lo and behold, we've got a connection and common friends courtesy of our high school background. That's why the small world spin....look..bottom line: Regardless of where we came from, I would have at least thought that we Dragons aspired to higher standards and didn't come off as malicious as you come across as being. Obviously naivete on my part as I still continue to see or attempt to see the good in everybody and every situation. Crappy neighbors? Why let them ruin your day. Ignore them and move on. Just like how I might give a cursory glance at 99.999% of the responses I encounter on this site.

I once played golf with your mom while we attended classes in international relations at Cambridge.

[dk]

do not worry young princess, for sir DK has slain the dragons and progressed to Paladin level 40 next level is night
Bitch, my paladin is lvl75. Please.

[king ding a ling]

Buncha 14 year olds with undescended testicles.. I swear. :):)

it only one, why you got to make fun of my issue:grin1::grin1::grin1:

[king ding a ling]

Tani-
There always the sugar in the gas tank, Desitin and sand on the windows, a classic egging with rotten eggs, and dog crap locked in the car in the baking sun.

holloween is comeing up, these kind of things can be linked to bad kids in area.:scratchchin:

[king ding a ling]

does dude have a girlfriend or wifey...

just have sex with her.... (consensual)


I dont like my neighbour to much eaither!


do they have a girlfriend of wifey... you should have sex with them :grin1::grin1::grin1:

[Crazysix]

Bitch, my paladin is lvl75. Please.


http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Oops%20Cought%20the%20Gay.jpg

[Tanimaga]

Here's the deal. I declined your offer to be added as a "Friend" to your Facebook account. But lo and behold, we've got a connection and common friends courtesy of our high school background. That's why the small world spin....look..bottom line: Regardless of where we came from, I would have at least thought that we Dragons aspired to higher standards and didn't come off as malicious as you come across as being. Obviously naivete on my part as I still continue to see or attempt to see the good in everybody and every situation. Crappy neighbors? Why let them ruin your day. Ignore them and move on. Just like how I might give a cursory glance at 99.999% of the responses I encounter on this site.

Not on facebook.. on the JU forum.

I think you just declined someone you actually know. Dragons should aspire to figure out the interwebs.

[dk]

Dragons should aspire to figure out the interwebs.
Hey man. Ease up. It's only been here seventeen years...

[Jazz]

...and the plot thickens.:76:

[deckplate32]

Do not add personal names or emails!

[Trail]

If they have light colored cars, buy a bunch cheap ass red lipstick and smear that all over their cars. It will stain. Oh yes it will stain.... Muahahaha

[dk]

Sounds like a misunderstanding rather than a lie. I doubt you knew about the Friends List on the forum, being that you've only spent enough time here to average four posts a month.

[deckplate32]

Not on facebook.. on the JU forum.

I think you just declined someone you actually know. Dragons should aspire to figure out the interwebs.

2nd attempt, since the mod felt my previous revealed too much of your personal info:

Shaking off the dust and cob-webs from my Probability Theory course I took during my 2nd year at UC-Beserkley, what would be the odds of receiving the following in my email just a few short hours ago?

Facebook
Hi ___,
_____ Tanigawa added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know ____ in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

So, in light of your thread that we've been bantering about, out of the blue comes this notification from Facebook. Not JU, ...Facebook. So you're going to stick with your bold-face lie and disavow any knowledge of this? Dude,
I know I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night, ya' know?

[Tanimaga]

I have no Facebook account in that name. Clean up more cobwebs.

[GODH8SU]

If they leave their windows open, buy a can of shaving cream, put it in the freezer for a few days, take it out and punch holes in it, then throw it in their car and wait for the show.

[GODH8SU]

2nd attempt, since the mod felt my previous revealed too much of your personal info:

Shaking off the dust and cob-webs from my Probability Theory course I took during my 2nd year at UC-Beserkley, what would be the odds of receiving the following in my email just a few short hours ago?

Facebook
Hi ___,
_____ Tanigawa added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know ____ in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

So, in light of your thread that we've been bantering about, out of the blue comes this notification from Facebook. Not JU, ...Facebook. So you're going to stick with your bold-face lie and disavow any knowledge of this? Dude,
I know I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night, ya' know?

WTF it Tanigawa?

[Jazz]

If they leave their windows open, buy a can of shaving cream, put it in the freezer for a few days, take it out and punch holes in it, then throw it in their car and wait for the show.

I was thinking about shaving cream the other day cause I got a can of classic Barbisol for the first time in years. Been using that new-age mumbo-jumbo Gillete/Edge gel crap. That smell of the classic brought back in the day prank memories a floodin'...

[Nefarious]

First of all why take so much time and effort to create problems. If you have a problem with them or their kids go talk to them and let them know about it. And if they have a problem with you let them know to feel free to knock on your door and talk to you about it. Things like this can and usually do get out of hand and no reason to get yourself put on some sort of legal hold because you and your neighbor have issues. Think of it this way, soon you will be gone and they will have no impact on your life anymore. If they are really shitty people than they will get whats comming to them with out your help. Things just work out that way.

Later

[DoctorP]

2nd attempt, since the mod felt my previous revealed too much of your personal info:

Shaking off the dust and cob-webs from my Probability Theory course I took during my 2nd year at UC-Beserkley, what would be the odds of receiving the following in my email just a few short hours ago?

Facebook
Hi ___,
_____ Tanigawa added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know ____ in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

So, in light of your thread that we've been bantering about, out of the blue comes this notification from Facebook. Not JU, ...Facebook. So you're going to stick with your bold-face lie and disavow any knowledge of this? Dude,
I know I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night, ya' know?


Did the facebook request say it was from Tanigawa? If so, do you really believe his FB account would be listed as such?

[deckplate32]

WTF it Tanigawa?

yeah...WTF?...


The following is a previous thread started by Tanimaga earlier this year.

02-26-2009, 02:37 AM #1
Tanimaga
Unstable Beta version


I have always been told by H&R Block that I do not need to pay state taxes being a civilian NAF employee overseas.

I'm originally from Ohio, and have not filed a state tax return since 1994. I paid them when I was in the military to the best of my knowledge, but I can't seem to get a straight answer from the Ohio dept. of taxation. They just send me a quote from the tax books about servicemembers overseas.

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

Below is some additional info that I dug up on my mystery "friend". Key word is "Ohio"

*College:Bowling Green State University '76

*____TANIGAWA is the new Early Childhood
Education instructor. He comes with
27 years teaching experience including:
Parma City Schools, Toledo Public
Schools, Ashtabula County JVS, EHOVE Career Center and
Maplewood Career Center.

Obviously I can go on and on, but what would be the point. You know, I place a premium on honesty like everyone else, so Tanimaga, if you want to continue pleading a mistaken identity or misconstruing info on my part, fine.
Let's face it - no one's ever claimed JU as being anything other than being a fun and entertaining site, and you are proving to be a joke.

[GODH8SU]

So I'm still confused....

How does Tanimaga=Tanigawa?

[DoctorP]

So I'm still confused....

How does Tanimaga=Tanigawa?

It's called dyslexia! :D

See your PM's!

[Tanimaga]

yeah...WTF?...


The following is a previous thread started by Tanimaga earlier this year.

02-26-2009, 02:37 AM #1
Tanimaga
Unstable Beta version


I have always been told by H&R Block that I do not need to pay state taxes being a civilian NAF employee overseas.

I'm originally from Ohio, and have not filed a state tax return since 1994. I paid them when I was in the military to the best of my knowledge, but I can't seem to get a straight answer from the Ohio dept. of taxation. They just send me a quote from the tax books about servicemembers overseas.

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

Below is some additional info that I dug up on my mystery "friend". Key word is "Ohio"

*College:Bowling Green State University '76

*____TANIGAWA is the new Early Childhood
Education instructor. He comes with
27 years teaching experience including:
Parma City Schools, Toledo Public
Schools, Ashtabula County JVS, EHOVE Career Center and
Maplewood Career Center.

Obviously I can go on and on, but what would be the point. You know, I place a premium on honesty like everyone else, so Tanimaga, if you want to continue pleading a mistaken identity or misconstruing info on my part, fine.
Let's face it - no one's ever claimed JU as being anything other than being a fun and entertaining site, and you are proving to be a joke.

Sorry to say I was only 4 years old in '76. You are mistaken as to who I am. I recommend just dropping it, and let this thread be part of the 99.999% you don't pay attention to.

[deckplate32]

So I'm still confused....

How does Tanimaga=Tanigawa?

Look....Tanimaga / Tanigawa included the following in an earlier response:

"BTW.. I sent you a friend request just to bury the hatchet. I like friends."

This "friend request" pops up in my email account courtesy of Facebook earlier
today. A coincidence? I don't think so...

[P_chan]

Seems like a case of mistaken identity deckplate, maybe you should just give up before you embarrass yourself further?

I'm still trying to figure out who's a dragon:confused:

[Tanimaga]

Check for your friend request on this forum. It's there from me. I don't know who you are..how would I find you on Facebook..?

Better yet, It is me.. your old friend from '76. Mail me back on Facebook, and we can settle this. Better?

[DoctorP]

Seems like a case of mistaken identity deckplate, maybe you should just give up before you embarrass yourself further?

I'm still trying to figure out who's a dragon:confused:

I'm guessing it is a high school mascot?

[Jazz]

Well, he said they went to school together in Ohio.....LOL.

http://www.ohiodragons.org/mainfiles/indexframe.asp

[macker]

Go on the DRAGONS!!

Kick ass dude!!!

[P_chan]

I'm guessing it is a high school mascot?

Oh, I thought Tani was some sort of shape shifter.

[NotSoAverageWife]

Oh my! Is it really that serious for crying out loud!?:rolleyes:

Anyways....this thread made my day. The things you folks can come up with is funny as H$!!.

[Tanimaga]

Oh, I thought Tani was some sort of shape shifter.

I can gain or lose 30lbs. a month.. that kinda counts as a shapeshifter?

[Samusan1986]

I'm guessing it is a high school mascot?

I think they play WOW together:thumbup:

[macker]

This is starting to resemble Kill Bill..

Deckplate has traversed the globe to hunt down Tamigawa/Tamimaga to settle a beef from highschool in '76.
Deckplate may have been left in a coma after a big game where he was accidentally on purpose left unconscious by a tackle made by Tanimaga in the championship game while playing for the dragons (also known as "Dragon Dudes Force Deuces").

After 30 years of coma, Deckplate came out of his Coma as he was unknowingly providing anal gratification to hospital orderlies friends in exchange for cash.

It's taken 3 years and lots of Internet research to track his Nemesis, Tanimaga/Tamigawa to Okinawa, which as a coincindence is the same place he needs to come to buy his sword.

This is getting GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mehi River]

No!
Keep going!

It is impossible to conceive of either having made a mistake of any kind!

[Jazz]

lmao

Great thread! :thumbup:

[Mehi River]

How can I thank Macker for his cool post without my thank you button!!!?!?!?

[P_chan]

How can I thank Macker for his cool post without my thank you button!!!?!?!?

Reach around maybe?

[macker]

I will take beer....

[macker]

P-chan.. DOn't make Kill Bill 2 about me and you old son!!!!!!!!!!!!



:)

[Mehi River]

Reach around maybe?

Not that kind of post, P, :scared:

But interesting to see which direction you run when you get the ball:scratchchin:

[DoctorP]

read this thread backwards...even funnier.

[macker]

I tried that.. Couldn't read the screen!!!!

[Jazz]

Damn Tani, all that time playing with the mighty Dragons sure payed off. Just saw your 1224 score on Yeti Sports. That shit's hard to hit just right.

[Crazysix]

2
Shaking off the dust and cob-webs from my Probability Theory course I took during my 2nd year at UC-Beserkley, what would be the odds of receiving the following in my email just a few short hours ago?


U is educated coosin Dam I iz imprezed

http://www.alexanderperkins.com/educated.jpg
seriously thanks for the resume but you are over qualified to be cool

[Crazysix]

First of all why take so much time and effort to create problems. If you have a problem with them or their kids go talk to them and let them know about it. And if they have a problem with you let them know to feel free to knock on your door and talk to you about it. Things like this can and usually do get out of hand and no reason to get yourself put on some sort of legal hold because you and your neighbor have issues. Think of it this way, soon you will be gone and they will have no impact on your life anymore. If they are really shitty people than they will get whats comming to them with out your help. Things just work out that way.

Later

Obviously you dont know his nieghbors......they invaded Okinawa in 1932 with the first wave of cuban boat people escaping from vietnam, which at the time was under the power of Saddam Hussien.

In 1776 the US Civil Air Patrol launched an all out Campaign against these aggressors. The Roman Legion conducted ground raids under the command of General AL Sharpton and General Rush Limbaugh.

This managed to work....3 short years Later in 1999 they landed in diminished numbers, on Okinawa. we current believe that hitler, stalin ,Bush, and Jesse Jackson have taken up residence next to Tani, in disguise as a "average Japanese Family" These sleepers are dangerous and will use the power of protest...close with ,engage and destroy at will.


UPdate : its also believed that this normal family is holding Man Bear Pig, Raptor Jesus, and The Clit Hostage


I hope this gives you the background you need to understand why Tani must make them pay

[Crazysix]

Obviously you dont know his nieghbors......they invaded Okinawa in 1932 with the first wave of cuban boat people escaping from vietnam, which at the time was under the power of Saddam Hussien.

In 1776 the US Civil Air Patrol launched an all out Campaign against these aggressors. The Roman Legion conducted ground raids under the command of General AL Sharpton and General Rush Limbaugh.

This managed to work....3 short years Later in 1999 they landed in diminished numbers, on Okinawa. we current believe that hitler, stalin ,Bush, and Jesse Jackson have taken up residence next to Tani, in disguise as a "average Japanese Family" These sleepers are dangerous and will use the power of protest...close with ,engage and destroy at will.


UPdate : its also believed that this normal family is holding Man Bear Pig, Raptor Jesus, and The Clit Hostage


I hope this gives you the background you need to understand why Tani must make them pay


OH YEAH DISCLAIMER: This is all my Opinion

[Mehi River]

Disclaimer delay fail

[Tanimaga]

Damn Tani, all that time playing with the mighty Dragons sure payed off. Just saw your 1224 score on Yeti Sports. That shit's hard to hit just right.

My nights ARE wild.

[DougP]

So Tani, you graduated high school before you were ten? :w00t:

[Nefarious]

Obviously you dont know his nieghbors......they invaded Okinawa in 1932 with the first wave of cuban boat people escaping from vietnam, which at the time was under the power of Saddam Hussien.

In 1776 the US Civil Air Patrol launched an all out Campaign against these aggressors. The Roman Legion conducted ground raids under the command of General AL Sharpton and General Rush Limbaugh.

This managed to work....3 short years Later in 1999 they landed in diminished numbers, on Okinawa. we current believe that hitler, stalin ,Bush, and Jesse Jackson have taken up residence next to Tani, in disguise as a "average Japanese Family" These sleepers are dangerous and will use the power of protest...close with ,engage and destroy at will.


UPdate : its also believed that this normal family is holding Man Bear Pig, Raptor Jesus, and The Clit Hostage


I hope this gives you the background you need to understand why Tani must make them pay

Ahhhh. I see. I have a much clearer picture now. Thank you for the info.

Later

[Crazysix]

Ahhhh. I see. I have a much clearer picture now. Thank you for the info.

Later

aslong as you understand .......the world is a better place:grin1:

[TheLastDon]

Looks like it's time for someone to
http://nuclearfamilywarhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/eating-crow.jpg

bon appetit!

[Muku]

Something tells me that you are speaking from experience. :scratchchin:

Hehehe......! I haven't even talked about the termites yet!

Edited to add.....

I am always interested in hearing new ideas.

[Tanimaga]

I was pretty impressed with the piss disk. :thumbup1:

[dk]

I was pretty impressed with the piss disk. :thumbup1:

Me too. I think that was my favorite. :D

[Mehi River]

sign them up for a whole lot of mail delivered freebies (porn)

[Mehi River]

better still, order COD sex toys etc in their name

"F@ck-you bin Desu!"

[king ding a ling]

If they leave their windows open, buy a can of shaving cream, put it in the freezer for a few days, take it out and punch holes in it, then throw it in their car and wait for the show.



or better get get some dry ice frezze the cans solid and then you can take a pair of plyers and peal the can away and throw your chunch of shaving cream anywhere and will expand crazy big,

not that i would know but it takes about 4-6 cans to fill up the normal size car in the us:grin1::grin1::grin1:

[152 Sumo]

You gotta love this thread. Friendly neighbors and long lost high school buddies. What will happen next? This is better than John and Kate plus 8.

[GODH8SU]

OOHHHHHHH, put itching powder all over the interior of their car!

[dk]

You gotta love this thread. Friendly neighbors and long lost high school buddies. What will happen next? This is better than John and Kate plus 8.

Seriously, you could turn this thread into a book and make a good profit. lol

[GODH8SU]

Seriously, you could turn this thread into a book and make a good profit. lol

Couldn't that be said about the majority of the content found on this forum?

[dk]

Couldn't that be said about the majority of the content found on this forum?

Just wait. I'm going to be richer than Oprah!

[Tanimaga]

You gotta love this thread. Friendly neighbors and long lost high school buddies. What will happen next? This is better than John and Kate plus 8.

High school buddies 100's of miles away, and decades apart. Maybe a time traveling movie can be worked out?

"The time traveler's Tani"

[DoctorP]

Seriously, you could turn this thread into a book and make a good profit. lol

Now RB ran out to buy a laser printer and a hole punch! :D:rolleyes:

[dk]

Now RB ran out to buy a laser printer and a hole punch! :D:rolleyes:

Would be a smart move for anyone. lol. I seriously thought about it today. lmao

[Muku]

"The time traveler's Tani"

Who the hell would want to read a book about a dick?:rolleyes:

[Sex Wax]

My neighbors are cool. They BBQ with me.

[Zim the Invader]

Watch the movie Dirty Work (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654/) for more ideas. I am also willing to take on the job for the right price.

[Crazysix]

Watch the movie Dirty Work (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654/) for more ideas. I am also willing to take on the job for the right price.

you know this is headed straight for the out of context quotes thread:thumbup::thumbup:

[mikersoft]

http://www.malice4you.com/images/lolcats/legendary%20thread.jpg

[D.Hucky]

I have been trying for almost 2yrs.I always get the syptoms and end up getting my period.I am waiting for my period any day now.And I am tired of guessing

[Zim the Invader]

I have been trying for almost 2yrs.I always get the syptoms and end up getting my period.I am waiting for my period any day now.And I am tired of guessing

You appear to be lost.

http://theweightinggame.ivillage.com/dietfitness/WTF.jpg

[Zim the Invader]

I'm the new and improved Tani. I'm trying to a total d*ckhead to my neighbors since I will be moving soon. I would like some input as to how a can be a jerk to my next door neighbors since they previously reported me for letting my dog run free (with a high gate surrounding the property).

Their bozo kids and their friends have thrown trash into my yard, and thrown things at my dog (initiating the dogs behavior towards them). I get the typical sideways glances when I walk by, so I may as well warrant them.


So far, I've allowed an ample 6 inches of space between my vehicle and their driver's side door (we park in a free-for-all grassy area directly across from my house).

Any helpful, ambiguous, non-threatening hints?

Tanimaga= http://mfc-04.myfreecams.com/user_chat_images/5e/5e898e795f161d376412b7df350276db.gif
There. Happy now?