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Boost
06-13-2007, 04:02 AM
Kind of a depressing subject, but here is the latest top ten ways men die. Surprisingly enough, caused by spouse in one way or another was not on the list, though number 8 could be directly related…:)
No. 10: Alzheimer’s Disease
No. 9: Kidney Disease
No. 8: Suicide
No. 7: Pneumonia and Flu
No. 6: Diabetes
No. 5: COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease)
No. 4: Stroke
No. 3: Accidents
No. 2: Cancer
No. 1: Heart Diseases
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http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100164474>1=10105 (http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100164474>1=10105)
Tempestuous
06-13-2007, 08:47 AM
Dude, your wife should kick you!!!!
Though, perhaps the idea of thought for #8 guys is:
Let's talk about rights and lefts. She was right so I left....permanently.
Boost
06-13-2007, 11:43 AM
She was right so I left....permanently.
Oh and you say I should be kicked!!!
#3 could be caused by the wife as well!
Tempestuous
06-13-2007, 12:46 PM
Like your wife "accidentally" pushed a button and deleted all your programing?!?!?! :)
Or my wife "accidentally" laced my steak dinner with poison.
Tempestuous
06-13-2007, 12:57 PM
Or my wife "accidentally" laced my steak dinner with poison.
:eek:
Couldn't your super WoW abilities help save you some how?
No! Because I played FFXI! I guess I could cast poisonra on myself, but that's a worthless spell. Maybe barwatera would save me since poison is a water based attack.
Where's ma geek glasses!
Tempestuous
06-13-2007, 01:06 PM
No! Because I played FFXI! .....
Where's ma geek glasses!
Ooops, sorry, they are all the same to me. Blasphemous, I know! So used to hearing WoW this, Wow that.
Was actually at the mall before the latest one came out and a family was in there asking about it and the kids (ages 12-15) actually jumped up and down and got all N'SYNC excited over the next version when their Dad pre-bought it.
*groans*
FFXI seems to have slightly more mature audience, but yeah, there's quite a few kids who play it too. I hear the game is significantly more difficult. At least it's more time consuming to get the gear you want. But we can discuss that in the WoW topic if you want. :P
Sex Wax
06-01-2009, 05:13 AM
b acon rights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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