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gtlm2000
08-12-2009, 10:21 PM
since I joined JU. I post a lot of thread, and enjoy chatting.
but!! I can't understand some of word and sentence sometime.
Please teach me slang and idioms :)
Jrocka83
08-12-2009, 10:22 PM
What the hell is that thing in your avatar!?
Sex Wax
08-12-2009, 10:22 PM
Donkey Twat: A stupid person or one who owes you beer money.

As in: "Hey you donkey twat! Where's my beer money!"
retributionnk
08-12-2009, 10:26 PM
JU member: "I totally gave that girl a chili dog last night."
RB: "What's a chili dog?"
JU member: "It's when you're drunk, and you have sex with a girl by pushing her oppai together and putting your penis in between. But then, because you're so drunk, you vomit on the oppai and the penis, and the consistency of the vomit makes the whole combination look like a hot dog with chili on it. A chili dog."

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/395692484_0fef8d7278.jpg
gtlm2000
08-12-2009, 10:28 PM
What the hell is that thing in your avatar!?

Real Gachapin :) It appeared Japanese comedy show.
proudtobnotpc
08-12-2009, 10:28 PM
since I joined JU. I post a lot of thread, and enjoy chatting.
but!! I can't understand some of word and sentence sometime.
Please teach me slang and idioms :)
OK bitch
whytie
bum
that basstird
motha...Im gonns cap yur ass:scratchchin:
dk
08-12-2009, 10:29 PM
Wow... Chili dog... Damn dude!:barf:
dk
08-12-2009, 10:29 PM
DTF = down to ****.
P_chan
08-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Got any specific examples gt?
retributionnk
08-12-2009, 10:37 PM
Yea, gt, I think this post would be better served if you just post what you want to know, and have everyone else interpret them for you. Otherwise, it'll just turn in to breast, penis, and fart slang!
gtlm2000
08-12-2009, 10:41 PM
OK, If I don't find word. I will put them in here.
gtlm2000
11-12-2009, 07:29 AM
My electronic dictionary doesn't work now :( I used it to finding English word.
I will ask some English word which is I don't know in here so please help me.
Jazz
11-12-2009, 07:33 AM
http://hellforleathermagazine.com/galleries/images/Southpark_Fags_1.jpg
0341isa
11-19-2009, 01:26 PM
JU member: "I totally gave that girl a chili dog last night."
RB: "What's a chili dog?"
JU member: "It's when you're drunk, and you have sex with a girl by pushing her oppai together and putting your penis in between. But then, because you're so drunk, you vomit on the oppai and the penis, and the consistency of the vomit makes the whole combination look like a hot dog with chili on it. A chili dog."

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/395692484_0fef8d7278.jpg

really? I thought a chili dog involved the same act, but you had to drop a hot steaming duke first?