View Full Version : What do you think are pointless, useless inventions, machines etc?
Richard Burns
07-20-2009, 03:57 PM
I think the household dishwasher is one of if not THE most worthless, pointless and useless inventions on the planet.
I've never had one but I've seen busters that have them go through all the work of scarping all the crap off, rinsing them and then once they have a clean apperance put them in the dishwasher.
****KK! All that work it would be faster and easier to just put soap on a goddamn spounge and wash the effing things.
socalheart
07-20-2009, 04:15 PM
I think the household dishwasher is one of if not THE most worthless, pointless and useless inventions on the planet.
Hey! :cursing: I am the household dishwasher, thank you very much! :p :D
gibbonboy
07-20-2009, 04:25 PM
I hate washing dishes more than any other housework. I bought a portable dishwasher on sale at Sears like 15 years ago, was great when I rented. Don't really have to "scrape" anything, just make sure no huge chunks of food or burned-on crap, cleans perfectly. When I remodeled my kitchen we went out and got a Miele, I had installed a couple before and am still amazed at how quiet and efficient they are. I can put my ear 6" away from the door while it's running and I have a hard time hearing it, maybe a little "swish" once in a while.
My brother's landlady gave him crap about his portable, said it used too much water. So he did a bunch of dishes in the sink and drained all the water into buckets, then did a load in the d.w. and did the same. Dishwasher used about half the water, maybe a bit more electricity but she wasn't paying for that.
I don't think it's lazy, somehow 3 people in our house generate what seems to be a small restaurant's worth of dishes every day. I just turn it on before I go to bed and unload it in the morning, and never a pile of dirty crap festering in the sink.
Ayzil
07-20-2009, 05:49 PM
My PS3, I can't seem to find any use for it.
Sex Wax
07-20-2009, 09:25 PM
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
Richard Burns
07-20-2009, 09:28 PM
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
Amen to that brother.
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
Dildos. Come on. Men aren't THAT hard to find and many will have sex with even the ugliest of chicks for free so long as they don't tell.
OtisPMerriweather
07-20-2009, 09:42 PM
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
I drank it in Afghanistan...if you drink 10 cans, there's nearly a thimbleful of alcohol there...
beagle
07-20-2009, 10:16 PM
tanning beds.. in places like Okinawa
Crazysix
07-20-2009, 10:41 PM
tofu burgers...wtf???
DougP
07-20-2009, 10:46 PM
Wives, I don't even know how get one of those darn things to work. j/k :D
Ayzil
07-21-2009, 07:05 PM
Turkey bacon.
Anything low-fat/low-sugar/low-flavor lol.
Richard Burns
07-21-2009, 07:47 PM
Anything low-fat/low-sugar/low-flavor lol.
Sorry but I have to disagree. Diet Coke ftw!
Richard Burns
07-21-2009, 07:49 PM
Dildos were invented for married women to stay faithful while the husband is away.
Japanese washers and dryers. They wrinkle the shit outta some shit!
Richard Burns
07-21-2009, 08:17 PM
I actually like my Japanese washer more. Wash and hang outside. Never a rinkle.
Ayzil
07-21-2009, 08:24 PM
Japanese washers and dryers. They wrinkle the shit outta some shit!
Quit putting shit in there.
TheLastDon
07-21-2009, 08:26 PM
Worst inventions ever.
Bottled water and plastic shopping bags.
abonifi1
07-21-2009, 08:31 PM
Chinese quality control laws.....
Richard Burns
07-21-2009, 08:37 PM
Worst inventions ever.
Bottled water and plastic shopping bags.
Why? How so?
TheLastDon
07-21-2009, 08:53 PM
Why? How so?
If you really want to know. (http://www.google.com/):thumbup1:
Richard Burns
07-21-2009, 09:02 PM
Google doesn't tell me your opinion now does it chief?
DoctorP
07-21-2009, 09:02 PM
If you really want to know. (http://www.google.com/):thumbup1:
you are so gay sometimes! (and I mean that in the happy sense!) :rolleyes:
TheLastDon
07-21-2009, 09:04 PM
Google doesn't tell me your opinion now does it chief?
I gave you my opinion already, you researched free masonry right?
Give it a shot skippy. :thumbup1:
TheLastDon
07-21-2009, 09:05 PM
you are so gay sometimes! (and I mean that in the happy sense!) :rolleyes:
Screw you buddy!:thumbup1:
TheLastDon
07-21-2009, 09:34 PM
Alright fine for those to lazy to google (http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en&sa=N&tab=Tw#hl=en&q=bottled+water+worst+invention+&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&fp=Xmf0jJ9P_V0).
And from JU. (http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3243)
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Oxmix
07-22-2009, 02:37 AM
The feminine urinal.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Oxmix/Misc/3929_1965_feminine-urinal.jpg
Regards
Ox
Oceandreamer
07-22-2009, 05:22 AM
Dildos were invented for married women to stay faithful while the husband is away.
So we are only suppose to use them when they are gone?! oops
Richard Burns
07-22-2009, 06:17 AM
So we are only suppose to use them when they are gone?! oops
No anytime is fine.
Oceandreamer
07-22-2009, 07:15 AM
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1148633691.jpgely
Not completely useless, just odd. They have quite a talent for sleeping anywhere for just the right amount of time and not miss their stop.
Oceandreamer
07-22-2009, 07:17 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7376/2321/1600/japnese_inventions_1.jpg
noodle eater hair guard
Oceandreamer
07-22-2009, 07:18 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7376/2321/1600/japnese_inventions_7.jpg
I want one!
Would you make fun of me?
Ayzil
07-22-2009, 07:59 AM
The security strips on DVD cases.
Trail
07-22-2009, 08:00 AM
Roomba... that vacuuming robot deal.
Curlers, torturous device that just rips your hair out. I prefer to just use a curling iron.
De-caf coffee.
Roomba... that vacuuming robot deal.
Curlers, torturous device that just rips your hair out. I prefer to just use a curling iron.
De-caf coffee.
Funny, I was just having a convo w/ myself in my head about how I should start drinking De-caf and if there is such a thing as a good fresh ground cup of de-caf. Then I decided I just don't really need coffee that often so I'll just practice will power and drink the caffeinated stuff only on the weekends and/or odd occasions.
Mehi River
07-22-2009, 06:38 PM
Umbrella condoms
abonifi1
07-22-2009, 06:46 PM
The French
Trail
07-22-2009, 07:36 PM
... I was just having a convo w/ myself in my head...
That's a talent. :scratchchin:
I need my caffeine in the morning. There is a t-shirt that is circulating some where the says, "Instant Human. Just add coffee." That's me. :D I just have to have my morning coffee, simple as that. I'm not crabby or anything, just down right stupid or slow until I get my caffeine fix.
CPOCPO
07-22-2009, 08:37 PM
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
I used to think the same thing. Then I deployed to Iraq. Every saturday night, a few of us played Texas Hold'em, smoked cigars and drank 'near-beer'.
The taste reminded me of good times and it kept me sane.
Courtney
07-24-2009, 06:12 PM
Scented trashbags
Sex Wax
07-24-2009, 06:25 PM
Scented Toilet Paper
Ayzil
07-24-2009, 08:17 PM
Military Curfews.
Rossi46
07-25-2009, 01:19 AM
http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/segway-vc-2.jpg
Useless gadget made for lazy fags!
DougP
07-25-2009, 02:15 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/AFN_TV.jpg
Sex Wax
07-25-2009, 05:09 AM
J-Pop.......... "Are sa Radies say Hair Yeah !!!'
OtisPMerriweather
07-25-2009, 05:19 AM
J-Pop.......... "Are sa Radies say Hair Yeah !!!'
I'm stealing that!
Spadesy
07-27-2009, 09:04 AM
Condoms.
Well, they're useful, but they still suck.
0341isa
07-27-2009, 10:36 AM
Non-alcoholic Beer. Pointless, useless and just plain silly.
Platonic female friends.
I used to say being platonic friends was just like buying non-alcoholic beer. You pay the money and go through the effort when you already KNOW the only thing that's not coming is the payoff:rolleyes:
0341isa
07-27-2009, 10:39 AM
Dildos were invented for married women to stay faithful while the husband is away.
Really, I thought dildos were invented for married men who had the good sense to make their wives buy webcams!:thumbup1:
0341isa
07-27-2009, 10:47 AM
So we are only suppose to use them when they are gone?! oops
Pssshh. Truth is, if you find she has just a plain old dildo, she's only a novice at best.
Now, you open her drawer and she's got "the rabbit", THAT chick knows what's up. ;)
SpaceGhost
07-27-2009, 10:52 AM
i love watching women play with themselves!!!
Richard Burns
07-27-2009, 10:54 AM
^ no that's just a bonus.
Oceandreamer
07-27-2009, 02:48 PM
i love watching women play with themselves!!!
and vice versa!:w00t:
Richard Burns
07-27-2009, 02:51 PM
I love watching 2 women play with each other FTW!
0341isa
07-27-2009, 02:57 PM
I love watching two women play with ME!
Spadesy
07-27-2009, 03:03 PM
I love watching two women play with me...with their mouths.
0341isa
07-27-2009, 03:28 PM
But L'Vage (pronounced: Le Vahj) is prettysweet too!
SpaceGhost
07-27-2009, 04:16 PM
But L'Vage (pronounced: Le Vahj) is prettysweet too!
what is that.. lol
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