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[retributionnk]

Please don't post here unless you're me. All violators will be shot.

[Sex Wax]

Please don't post here unless you're me. All violators will be shot.

Hi..........:w00t:

[Ayzil]

I had bacon for breakfast. Thought you'd like to know.

[dk]

This is not a post.

[proudtobnotpc]

Please don't post here unless you're me. All violators will be shot.

welcome, its nice to meet you :grin1:

[Crazysix]

Biyatch.......

[GODH8SU]

Um, am I you?

[GODH8SU]

I haven't been shot yet.

[retributionnk]

Diary entry 1:

It feels good to have my own thread that nobody posts in. Sometimes the hustle and bustle of JU becomes a bit too much for me, and I need a place to unwind. Add in my irritable bowels acting up, and now I really need a place to unwind, and something to do while I'm sitting on the toilet. I know it's been a while diary, I've got a lot to tell.

I just came back from a 6 month business trip to find out that my wife is pregnant. She's due in October. I guess she just has a very short gestation period.

Wow, I can't believe I almost for got the big news!! I found out that I'm the heir to a royal guy from Nigeria, who sent me an e-mail saying that I need to give them my bank info to collect my millions. I can't wait until they wire me the money! I've been seeing weird charges on my statement, but who cares about a few hundred bucks here or there when I've got millions coming to me!!!

Guess that's all. You're such a great listener diary. I'm so glad I have this private space on JU to write all of the potentially embarassing things that happen to me.

[Sex Wax]

Diary entry 1:

It feels good to have my own thread that nobody posts in. Sometimes the hustle and bustle of JU becomes a bit too much for me, and I need a place to unwind. Add in my irritable bowels acting up, and now I really need a place to unwind, and something to do while I'm sitting on the toilet. I know it's been a while diary, I've got a lot to tell.

I just came back from a 6 month business trip to find out that my wife is pregnant. She's due in October. I guess she just has a very short gestation period.

Wow, I can't believe I almost for got the big news!! I found out that I'm the heir to a royal guy from Nigeria, who sent me an e-mail saying that I need to give them my bank info to collect my millions. I can't wait until they wire me the money! I've been seeing weird charges on my statement, but who cares about a few hundred bucks here or there when I've got millions coming to me!!!

Guess that's all. You're such a great listener diary. I'm so glad I have this private space on JU to write all of the potentially embarassing things that happen to me.

FYI....toilet humor does not go over well here in this forum. Please post your topics in the following format:

Bacon
Beaches
Beer

Thank you for posting here.

[DoctorP]

FYI....toilet humor does not go over well here in this forum. Please post your topics in the following format:

Bacon
Beaches
Beer

Thank you for posting here.

I thought beer topped bacon??:scratchchin:

[Sex Wax]

I thought beer topped bacon??:scratchchin:

A common misconception....actually, they are interchangeable. Either way is cool.