GT's Japanese Language class

[gtlm2000]

OK, I'm teacher now :old:

Please ask me any Japanese language which is you want to learn.

[Sex Wax]

how do I say: "sorry, i thought that was the right hole".

[gtlm2000]

how do I say: "sorry, i thought that was the right hole".

"Gomennasai, korega tadasii ana dato omotta"....... Hey!! what is this? :D

[dk]

How do I say, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." :D

GT, you rock. This thread is awesome. :D I'm stickying this.

[gtlm2000]

How do I say, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." :D

GT, you rock. This thread is awesome. :D I'm stickying this.

dk, I can't find right sentence for Japanese.... sorry.

[Sex Wax]

How do I say: "Are you really a girl, or a lady-boy?"

[gtlm2000]

How do I say: "Are you really a girl, or a lady-boy?"

"anata ha hontou no jyosei desuka? soretomo okama desuka?

I don't know okawa is right word for lafy-boys.

[gtlm2000]

Hey all !! Please ask me usefull Japanese for daily coversation as like shopping or dining.

[Muku]

How do I say, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Anata mitai no kusou no hito, jibun wa asa gohan ni tabeteru.

TADASHI.................

Imi ga chotto chigaimasu.........

(GT どう？）

[gtlm2000]

Muku, Japanese doesn't use this kind of word. Japanese people can't understand about it.

だからちょっと難しいよね。

[Asshat]

Muku, Japanese doesn't use this kind of word. Japanese people can't understand about it.

だからちょっと難しいよね。

Hey GT, don't EVEN tell Muku how to speak Japanese! He is Okinawan. That is why you can't understand it! hahahaha!!!!!!

Oh, if I like it when a girl is playing the flute, how to I ask her:

"Would you like to play my flute?"

HAHA!!!!

[gtlm2000]

Hey GT, don't EVEN tell Muku how to speak Japanese! He is Okinawan. That is why you can't understand it! hahahaha!!!!!!

Oh, if I like it when a girl is playing the flute, how to I ask her:

"Would you like to play my flute?"

HAHA!!!!

lol :D

You can ask girls "bed de watashino flute kanadenai?" lol :D

[Asshat]

lol :D

You can ask girls "bed de watashino flute kanadenai?" lol :D

Not "shakuhatchi ga ii desuka?"

[Muku]

Muku, Japanese doesn't use this kind of word. Japanese people can't understand about it.

だからちょっと難しいよね。

我が意を得たり.......

gt先生　が言ってることにすいってわがってる！

[gtlm2000]

Not "shakuhatchi ga ii desuka?"

It's OK too.

[gtlm2000]

我が意を得たり.......

Gt先生　が言ってることにすいってわがってる！

自分は日本人のくせに日本語はそんなに上手くないよ　

[Muku]

自分は日本人のくせに日本語はそんなに上手くないよ　

そのことでわないとおもいます！　　

gt先生が日本人だから私たちは日本語がだめとおもいます！

[gtlm2000]

そのことでわないとおもいます！　　

gt先生が日本人だから私たちは日本語がだめとおもいます！

Thanks :) arigatou

[swindland]

How do you say f u c k you bitch!!:cursing:

[gtlm2000]

How do you say f u c k you bitch!!:cursing:

"okasuzo, kono baita!!" hey!! why people ask me this kind of thing? :D

[dk]

How do you say f u c k you bitch!!:cursing:

I say it like this:

t

t = middle finger

[socalheart]

Hey all !! Please ask me usefull Japanese for daily coversation as like shopping or dining.
Oh puhleeze, these people have nothing useful happening in their lives. :p :D

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How do you write in Japanese...
Hey idiot, you parked too close to the line.

How do you say in Japanese...
Back of the line, buddy.

:grin1:

[gtlm2000]

Oh puhleeze, these people have nothing useful happening in their lives. :p :D

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How do you write in Japanese...
Hey idiot, you parked too close to the line.

How do you say in Japanese...
Back of the line, buddy.

:grin1:

really? :D Mmmm....what I should do :scratchchin:

[Sex Wax]

Hey all !! Please ask me usefull Japanese for daily coversation as like shopping or dining.

How do you say: "Pardon Me, But Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "Pardon Me, But Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?

What is poupon?

[P_chan]

What is poupon?

マスタード, I used a translator so I'm not sure if that's right:D

It's a kind of mustard.

[gtlm2000]

It will be, "suimasen ga , grey mustard ha arimasenka?"

[gtlm2000]

How much is this? "Kore ha ikura desuka?"

I'm looking for ~ "~ wo sagasitemasu"

[DJ Tak]

Shouldn't it be Wa instead of ha. They are saying it, not writing it.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say (at a resturant): "Do you have fresh Bacon?"

[gtlm2000]

Shouldn't it be Wa instead of ha. They are saying it, not writing it.

Yes, that's right. it should be "ha"

[DJ Tak]

Shinsen na bacon ga arimasuka?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say (at a resturant): "Do you have fresh Bacon?"

Shinsenna bacon ha arimasuka?

[P_chan]

How do you say "where can I catch the boob flu?":D:D:D

[Sex Wax]

Yes, that's right. it should be "ha"

Duuuude. Do you even know Japanese? Who knows what y'all Niacha are speaking now...Russian?

[DJ Tak]

GT: so what you are saying is that when speaking japanese you use the particle Ha when talking? I thought you only used ha in place of wa when writing.

Example:

わたし　 の　なまえ　は　dj　tak です
watashi no namae HA DJ Tak desu

but when speaking it would be Watashi no namae WA DJ Tak desu.

[Blues]

Whenever I speak like 2-4 lines of Nihongo I always get

"jouzu desu ne!"

GT, how do I say:

"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."
"Japanese is easy to speak, but difficult to read."

[Jazz]

Whenever I speak like 2-4 lines of Nihongo I always get

"jouzu desu ne!"

GT, how do I say:

"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."
"Japanese is easy to speak, but difficult to read."


Don't I wish! I find it the opposite.

BTW, if what you say is true then shouldn't you know how to say something so basic?:)

[gtlm2000]

GT: so what you are saying is that when speaking japanese you use the particle Ha when talking? I thought you only used ha in place of wa when writing.

Example:

わたし　 の　なまえ　は　dj　tak です
watashi no namae HA DJ Tak desu

but when speaking it would be Watashi no namae WA DJ Tak desu.

"ha" is most used after subject.

[gtlm2000]

でも　そんなのかんけね～！！　

[gtlm2000]

How do you say "where can I catch the boob flu?":D:D:D

doko de oppai infuruenza wo moraemasuka? :D

[DJ Tak]

"ha" is most used after subject.

But only when writing, not when speaking. Ha replaces Wa when written in Hiragana.

[Blues]

My impression is that the general population of Japanese thinks that their language is too difficult for foreigners to comprehend. And that they are used to foreigners not speaking Japanese.

As opposed to the US where everyone is expected to speak English no matter where they are from.

My proficiency level is only conversational phrases, which led me to asking the aforementioned question. Saying "hello. how are you" and "the weather is nice" or "taxi driver take me home." Doesnt merit a compliment for comprehension.

[gtlm2000]

Young people don't use correct Japanese. You may know gyaru-go. It's one part of
Japanese young people language.

[commando]

How do you say: "Pardon Me, But Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pGT8Q_tjk

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xomArI4aJ0

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

恐れ入りますが、ディジョン・マスタードは有りませんか。

[gtlm2000]

But only when writing, not when speaking. Ha replaces Wa when written in Hiragana.

wa =わ　ha=は

[retributionnk]

I'm fluent in Chinese, and in china you can ask to have the chef choose your meal for you based on what is popular. Is there something like that in JApanese?

[dk]

GT: so what you are saying is that when speaking japanese you use the particle Ha when talking? I thought you only used ha in place of wa when writing.

Example:

わたし　 の　なまえ　は　dj　tak です
watashi no namae HA DJ Tak desu

but when speaking it would be Watashi no namae WA DJ Tak desu.

は is sounded out as "wa" when after a subject.

わ is sounded out as wa all the time

So, in 背者はディビットでござる, the は is sounded out as wa.

[DoctorP]

は is sounded out as "wa" when after a subject.

わ is sounded out as wa all the time

So, in 背者はディビットでござる, the は is sounded out as wa.

This is gt's thread...STFU! :D

[DJ Tak]

は is sounded out as "wa" when after a subject.

わ is sounded out as wa all the time

So, in 背者はディビットでござる, the は is sounded out as wa.

I know that and apparently so do you. I think GT was a little confused when conveying the message.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "Can I slap you in the tits with a piece of Bacon"?

Answer me now you swine flu infected Naicha !!!!!!!!

[dk]

I think he missed the point of your question.

[gtlm2000]

Mmmm.... Japanese doesn't have this kind of sentence. :(
sorry, sex wax.

[gtlm2000]

I know that and apparently so do you. I think GT was a little confused when conveying the message.

Yes, I'm confusing.

[Sex Wax]

Mmmm.... Japanese doesn't have this kind of sentence. :(
sorry, sex wax.

WTH !?!?!?!?....Japanese don't slap each other with Bacon ?!?!? They sniff panties and read manga porn with giant tentacles screwing chicks, but Bacon Slapping is taboo !?!?!?!?

[gtlm2000]

WTH !?!?!?!?....Japanese don't slap each other with Bacon ?!?!? They sniff panties and read manga porn with giant tentacles screwing chicks, but Bacon Slapping is taboo !?!?!?!?

It sounds fun, but Japanese people doesn't do that. you sould teach it for them :D

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "Can I slap you in the tits with a piece of Bacon"?

Answer me now you swine flu infected Naicha !!!!!!!!

anatano oppai wo bacon de tataite ii desuka? :D

[DoctorP]

WTH !?!?!?!?....Japanese don't slap each other with Bacon ?!?!? They sniff panties and read manga porn with giant tentacles screwing chicks, but Bacon Slapping is taboo !?!?!?!?

It sounds fun, but Japanese people doesn't do that. you sould teach it for them :D

I can just see SW making his own bacon porn mag now...coming to a Family Mart near you! LMAO!:D

[dk]

I'll make the website! For free! If I get to slap girls' tits with bacon! :D

[DoctorP]

I wonder if Temp ever dreams of being slapped in the tits with bacon???? MmmmmmTemp....Mmmmmmm Bacon!!!! :D:D

[Sex Wax]

I'll make the website! For free! If I get to slap girls' tits with bacon! :D

I plan to try this out tomorrow if I go to Schwabfest.

[commando]

I'm fluent in Chinese, and in china you can ask to have the chef choose your meal for you based on what is popular. Is there something like that in JApanese?

1. Cool! That's the next language I'm interested in learning.

2. You can ask your server "Osusume nan desu ka?", meaning "What do you recommend?". But, I find most servers mindless drones, with either no opinion or very boring and safe choices. Better to ask if you can see the chef, and ask directly.

A few other possibilites...

•Tochi no meibutsu ryouri wo tabetain desu ga... (I'd like to try the local specialty)
•Koko no jiman ryouri wa nan desu ka? (What's the house specialty?)
•Are to onaji mono wo kudasai. (Please give me the same as that over there. <be sure to gesture toward what dish/table you are referring to>)

[gtlm2000]

1. Cool! That's the next language I'm interested in learning.

2. You can ask your server "Osusume nan desu ka?", meaning "What do you recommend?". But, I find most servers mindless drones, with either no opinion or very boring and safe choices. Better to ask if you can see the chef, and ask directly.

A few other possibilites...

•Tochi no meibutsu ryouri wo tabetain desu ga... (I'd like to try the local specialty)
•Koko no jiman ryouri wa nan desu ka? (What's the house specialty?)
•Are to onaji mono wo kudasai. (Please give me the same as that over there. <be sure to gesture toward what dish/table you are referring to>)

Maybe you can use japanese very well :)

[dk]

P_chan sucks. He just has a wife he can bug for phrases. :p

Me too...:D

[gtlm2000]

P_chan sucks. He just has a wife he can bug for phrases. :p

Me too...:D

dk, I'll hug you :D

[P_chan]

True dat......now I just need to convince my wife to let me go to an oppai pub with gt:D

[gtlm2000]

True dat......now I just need to convince my wife to let me go to an oppai pub with gt:D

OK, Let's go there in next time :D

[gtlm2000]

Where is bacon?

"bacon ha dokoni arimasuka?"

[gtlm2000]

Can I touch your boob?

"Anata no oppai wo sawattemo iidesuka?" :D

[gtlm2000]

Can I sleep in dk's house

"dk no ie ni tomattemo iidesuka?"

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "No corn on my pizza please"?

[abonifi1]

"anata ha hontou no jyosei desuka? soretomo okama desuka?

I don't know okawa is right word for lafy-boys.

gtlm2000, I think you should switch okama with doseiisha (sp?)
homaphrodite is more fitting I think

[commando]

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

恐れ入りますが、ディジョン・マスタードは有りませんか。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwaKixMWATQ

[commando]

how do you say: "no corn on my pizza please"?

自分のピッザはコーン抜きでお願いします。

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "No corn on my pizza please"?

Jibun no pizza niha corn nuki de onegaisimasu.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say this to a chick: "I would like to take you to the beach, get drunk, play some Barry White, lick Red Wine off of your nipples, and make sweet love under the stars"?

[gtlm2000]

what? :D What is this, sex wax?

[gtlm2000]

Can I have water?

Omizu wo moraemasuka?

[P_chan]

Can I have water?

Omizu wo moraemasuka?

LOL I just say "mizu hitosu":D

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "CoCo's Curry makes me poop alot"?

[TheLastDon]

How do you say: "CoCo's Curry makes me poop alot"?

Poop a lot or give you the Hershey squirts. :argh14:

[gtlm2000]

LOL I just say "mizu hitosu":D

lol. yes that's is OK :thumbup1:

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "CoCo's Curry makes me poop alot"?

coco ichi no curry wa watasi ni unchi wo takusan sasemasu.

Japanese people say CoCo ichi because name is CoCo ichibantei.

[gtlm2000]

Where does P-chan stay?

P-chan wa doko ni imasuka?

[P_chan]

Where does P-chan stay?

P-chan wa doko ni imasuka?


None of your business unless you look like this:D

http://www.japantoday.com/images/size/655x/2008/03/ebi2.jpg

[gtlm2000]

None of your business unless you look like this:D

http://www.japantoday.com/images/size/655x/2008/03/ebi2.jpg

Oh!! I got boob flu again!! :scared:

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "Do you like to drink Beer or Rum"?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "Do you like to drink Beer or Rum"?

anata wa beeru matawa rum wo nomunoga sukidesuka?

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a Beer today"?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a Beer today"?

watashi wa yorokonde beeru wo anatani ogorimasu.

[commando]

watashi wa yorokonde beeru wo anatani ogorimasu.

I think this translation reads something like "I'll gladly buy you a beer."

[gtlm2000]

I think this translation reads something like "I'll gladly buy you a beer."

Maybe :D hey, you should translate his. :D

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "BBQ at my house, B.Y.O.B. !"

[proudtobnotpc]

I think this translation reads something like "I'll gladly buy you a beer."

yes that's close but as long as everyone has beer :first:

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "BBQ at my house, B.Y.O.B. !"

Sex wax. What is B.Y.O.B?

[Sex Wax]

Sex wax. What is B.Y.O.B?

Bring Your Own Beer

[gtlm2000]

watashi no ie de yaru BBQ niha beeru wo jisan sitekudasai.

[proudtobnotpc]

jibun-no nomimono ha mochikomi desu

tabemono ha kochirade jyunbi sasete itadakimasu

[abonifi1]

Kudos GT, keep up the good work

[gtlm2000]

wait..... please teach me real Japanese? :D

[gtlm2000]

How to get there?

donoyounisite sokoe ikimasuka?

[-Rudel-]

Let's mix some Uchina-guuchi with Nihongo and see what we get.

[gtlm2000]

P-chan love cute girls.

P-chan wa kawaii onnanoko ga sukidesu.

[P_chan]

Damn straight:thumbup:

[gtlm2000]

Sex wax eat bacon everyday.

Sex Wax wa bacon wo mainichi tabemasu.

[gtlm2000]

dk is genius.

dk wa tensai desu.

[gtlm2000]

I have job tomorrow.

watashi wa ashita shigoto ga arimasu.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I gotta pee so bad, my back teeth are floating"?

[Hisashiburi]

Whenever I speak like 2-4 lines of Nihongo I always get

"jouzu desu ne!"

GT, how do I say:

"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."
"Japanese is easy to speak, but difficult to read."


Never saw a response to this one...I had the same issue when i was there, and im sure i will again. Is there a good stock phrase for
"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."??

Thanks in advance...

[gtlm2000]

Should I teach uchinaguchi(Okinanwan laguages)?

[DougP]

Never saw a response to this one...I had the same issue when i was there, and im sure i will again. Is there a good stock phrase for
"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."??

Thanks in advance...

I have no idea how to express or say "you're flattering me" Except maybe saying "chigau!!"

As for "My Japanese isn't that good" you could say: Watashi no nihongo wa sou nani jouzu dewa arimasen

Just taking a stab here really, for "Japanese is easy to speak, but difficult to read." you could say: Nihongo wo hanasu no wa kantan desu ga yomu no wa muzugashi desu.

More than likely I butchered those sentences but maybe it might get the point across. :)

[dk]

dk is genius.
Adding that to my sig. :D

[TheLastDon]

Should I teach uchinaguchi(Okinanwan laguages)?

Sure, do you know andagucha? :)

[gtlm2000]

Sorry, I said I should teach Uchinaguchi,but I don't know it well. :D

[gtlm2000]

I know few Okinawan local word.

"Haisai " means hello.

[P_chan]

I know few Okinawan local word.

"Haisai " means hello.

I'll probably butcher the spelling but

Icha riba cho de

Cha gan ju (I forgot what that one means, "how are you" or something:D)

[Jazz]

I'll probably butcher the spelling but

Icha riba cho de

Cha gan ju (I forgot what that one means, "how are you" or something:D)

I believe it's actually something like "always happy"

[P_chan]

I believe it's actually something like "always happy"

Really? I swore it was "how are you".

[dk]

How do you say, "I'm hungover and horny. Wanna ****?"

[abonifi1]

I'll probably butcher the spelling but

Icha riba cho de

Cha gan ju (I forgot what that one means, "how are you" or something:D)

Cha - today or being
gan ju -strength (health)

Together they mean: Always be healthy

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I have sand in my crotch"?

[Mehi River]

Never saw a response to this one...I had the same issue when i was there, and im sure i will again. Is there a good stock phrase for
"You're flattering me, my Japanese isn't that good."??

Thanks in advance...

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to hold your hand vertically in front of your face and wave it from side to side, and say:

いやいや、そんなことないっす。
iya iya, sonna koto nai desu ( the 'd' can be half power )

which means 'Not at all'


Then you could add something like:

まだまだ勉強中です。いろいろ教えて下さい。
madamada benkyo chuu desu.
iroiro oshiete kudasai.

which means 'I am still learning. Please teach/help me.'

:thumbup1:

[Mehi River]

How do you say: "I have sand in my crotch"?

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to hold your crotch vertically in front of your face and wave it from side to side, and say:

見てよ、俺のむすこが砂だらけになちゃってさ。。。
ザラザラして感じちゃうかも。。。

Mite yo, Oreno musuko ga sunadarake ni nacchatte sa...

zarazara shite kanjichau kamo...
:scared::w00t:

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I have sand in my crotch"?

watashi no mata ni suna ga tuitemasu.

[gtlm2000]

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to hold your crotch vertically in front of your face and wave it from side to side, and say:

見てよ、俺のむすこが砂だらけになちゃってさ。。。
ザラザラして感じちゃうかも。。。

Mite yo, Oreno musuko ga sunadarake ni nacchatte sa...

zarazara shite kanjichau kamo...
:scared::w00t:

Oh, now I got situation :D you are cool :thumbup:

[Mehi River]

anything to help a person with a sandy crotch

[gtlm2000]

Today is Saturday

Kyou was doyoubi desu.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I'm so fu ck ing drunk, i may have destroyed a small third world country last night"?

[dk]

How do you say: "I'm so fu ck ing drunk, i may have destroyed a small third world country last night"?

LMAO. Sounds like your night got better. :first:

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I'm so fu ck ing drunk, i may have destroyed a small third world country last night"?

sakubann wa yoisugite daisann no chiisana sekai wo hakaisiteita....

Hey, Sew wax. What did you do last night? :D

[gtlm2000]

dk is very kind parson.

dk wa totemo yasashii hito desu.

[dk]

DK wa eraoyaji desu.

[dk]

How do you say, "Keep your sisters and wives away from dk"? lol.

[gtlm2000]

How do you say, "Keep your sisters and wives away from dk"? lol.

anata no ane to tukiatte, tuma wa dk kara tounokimasu.

Hey, dk. Keep your wife too :D

[dk]

anata no ane to tukiatte, tuma wa dk kara tounokimasu.

Hey, dk. Keep your wife too :D

We'll see how tonight and the rest of the week goes. lol.

[TheLastDon]

dk is very kind parson.

dk wa totemo yasashii hito desu.

How do say "cough, bullshit, cough, cough" :first:

[-Rudel-]

Danpachi Kwimisoore Tandi

Churakagi Winagu

Ippei Achisan

Dandan

[gtlm2000]

How do say "cough, bullshit, cough, cough" :first:

"gohon, nanttekotta, gohon, gohon" :D

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I like to dreadlock my arse hairs"?

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I like to dreadlock my arse hairs"?

Still waiting for your translation !

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I like to dreadlock my arse hairs"?


watasino ketu no ke wo doretto ni sitai.

Do you want to do that? :scratchchin:

[Jazz]

Is ketu a polite way of saying oshiri or the opposite?

[Jazz]

私の　ちんこ　の　け　を　ドレット　に　したい。　いい　かな？

[Mehi River]

How do you say: "I'm so fu ck ing drunk, i may have destroyed a small third world country last night"?

Sorry, was in Tokyo for a week and off the forums.

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to hold your small third world country vertically in front of your face and wave it from side to side, and say:

見てよ、俺昨日飲みすぎてよ、気がついたらこのチビっくさい後進国を滅ぼしてしもうたかも。。 。

Mite yo, Ore kinou nomisugite yo, ki ga tsuitara kono chibi kkusai koushinkoku wo horoboshite shimouta kamo....
:grin1:

[Mehi River]

Is ketu a polite way of saying oshiri or the opposite?

Ketsu is a rude (ish) way of referring to the the rear end.

Oshiri is a polite way of referring to the same area.

[Mehi River]

How do you say: "I like to dreadlock my arse hairs"?

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to hold your arse hairs vertically in front of your face and wave them from side to side, and say:

見てよ、俺は自分のケツ毛をドレッドロックス状態にするのが大好きでさ。。。

Mite yo, Ore wa jibun no ketsuge wo doreddorokussu joutai ni suru no ga daisuki de sa .....

:thumbup:

[gtlm2000]

マジかよ。あんた変だよ。

[Mehi River]

俺じゃない！！
Sex Wax が教えてというから。。。
Sex Wax　が犯人だ！

[NJJAM]

LOL. This is hilarious! I've been trying to convince myself that I should learn Japanese...this has sealed the deal.

Thanks all!

[gtlm2000]

I'll be fine

Watashi wa daijyoubu desu.

[Richard Burns]

How do you schedule a dentist appointment? Specifically how to ask for a check up and cleaning.

[gtlm2000]

How do you schedule a dentist appointment? Specifically how to ask for a check up and cleaning.

ha wo kensa sitehosii node, yoyaku wo onegai sitaidesu.

[Richard Burns]

How do say you want to apply for a credit card.

[gtlm2000]

How do say you want to apply for a credit card.

credit card wo tukaitaidesuka?

[Mehi River]

I won't be fine

私、大丈夫じゃないかも。

Watashi, daijoubu janai kamo:scratchchin:

[Mehi River]

How do say you want to apply for a credit card.

クレジットカードが欲しいんですが、申込書をいただけないでしょうか？

kurejitto kaado ga hoshiindesuga, moushikomisho wo itadakenaideshouka?
:thumbup1:

[gtlm2000]

クレジットカードが欲しいんですが、申込書をいただけないでしょうか？

kurejitto kaado ga hoshiindesuga, moushikomisho wo itadakenaideshouka?
:thumbup1:

Is it correct?

[Mehi River]

I believe so.
literally, what it ( the Japanese ) says is:
"I want a credit card, can I get some application papers?"

I am, of course, making the assumption that RB is in a place where he can actually apply for a credit card.

If he were not, and he said "I want to apply for a credit card," which literally translated into Japanese would be something like "クレジットカードの申し込みがしたい" or "クレジットカードを作りたい" ,
then the answer would probably be: "Good for you, thanks for sharing" "よかったですね。教えてくれてありがとう。"　or "so go to a bank..." "だったら銀行に行けば？”

[Mehi River]

俺、もしかして日本語間違えた？

[gtlm2000]

I thought it's defferent.

[Mehi River]

すみません、もうちょっとゆっくり言って下さい。

Sumimasen, mou chotto yukkuri itte kudasai.

I'm sorry, could you say that a little slower please?

[gtlm2000]

Hey, Mehi. you should teach japanese in here :D

[Mehi River]

I will be your assistant teacher.

funny you should suggest that though.

Maybe I should teach Japanese to Gaijin in Okinawa.

It might make people's stay here more rewarding.

I guess I have to do something to earn a living...

I wonder how many would be interested...

[supervexi]

I have a couple of quick questions:

-Can someone please explain the proper usage of jibun (no) as opposed to watashi (no) or even boku (no)? I only see jibun used with the (no), never without it. And it seems to only be used with inanimate or non-living objects (car, house, etc.) not for example wife.

-Is boku used primarily by boys? I don't seem to hear men using it.

-What has been the most effective technique for learning kanji that any of you have used? I am just about done with the first grade kanji (80 of them), but there's 160 or something like that in the second grade list.

-Was the week of seven days and their names addopted from european countires? It seems unlikely that the Japanese would have independantly developed the same system of celestial dieties and elemental associations as the Greeks/Romans, and used them to name the days of the week.

Thanks for any and all help,

-supervexi

[Mehi River]

jibun doesn't need the 'no'

Boku is a boy-like word

learn kanji by remembering them

Names for days of the week probably c.ame into Japan via China, as most things like that did.

[Courtney]

how do I say: "sorry, i thought that was the right hole".

How about... "are you in yet?"
LOL....

[Mehi River]

How about... "are you in yet?"
LOL....

Not familiar with the situation, but dk said it sounds something like:

入れた？入っている？
Ireta? Haitteiru?
:grin1:

[gtlm2000]

Mehi, thanks a lot. Here is your Japanese Language class :D

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I can't find my pants. Do you know where my pants are"?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I can't find my pants. Do you know where my pants are"?

Pants ga mitukarenaikedo, jibun no pants doko ni aruka sitteru?

自分のパンツが見つからないけど、どこにあるか知ってる？

[Mehi River]

More importantly How to say"I can't find Sexwax! Do you know where Sexwax is?"

[abonifi1]

Ichimoku Kinko Hyo- I lnow Ichimoku is to glance or look,kinko is balance, and hyo is chart

so would I translate that as

a glance at a balanced chart? or how would I translate that?

[Mehi River]

show me the kanji pls

[abonifi1]

Mehi, if I had it I would, but the paper I'm reading only has it in english.

[Mehi River]

Is it
一目均衡表？

If so, think of it as 均衡表 (balance chart)

with (一目) tagged onto the front

一目 means literally 'one look' but it is used as we would use 'at a glance' in English.

So I would assume it is some kind of ready reckoner chart that gives you a balance at a glance.

[Mehi River]

does that make sense?
Or is the context different?

[abonifi1]

does that make sense?
Or is the context different?

Like I said, I don't have a kanji reference, but thats what the paper is about, so I must be a chart in that manner.

thanks Mehi.

[Mehi River]

no worries mate.

If it is the chart I believe it to be it is a financial chart following stock prices with an emphasis on time rather than price fluctuations

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "That girl is bat-shit crazy"?

[Mehi River]

How do you say: "That girl is bat-shit crazy"?

The best and most natural response for someone in a situation like this is to get someone to hold the bat-shit crazy girl vertically in front of their face and wave it from side to side, and for you to then step back 5 or so paces to create the required distance before admonishing them:

その女、まじ頭おかしいぞ。基地外の気違い。。。なんてね。

Sonoonna, majiatamaokashiizo. Kichigai no kichigai ...nante ne...
:grin1:

The dajare is a present for GT

[Courtney]

no worries mate.

If it is the chart I believe it to be it is a financial chart following stock prices with an emphasis on time rather than price fluctuations

awww...you just said "mate" are you Australian or just like the lingo?!

[Mehi River]

Not only Aussies say mate.

The poms do too.

Kiwis say mitt or met or brew

[abonifi1]

Not only Aussies say mate.

The poms do too.



I didn't know pomeranians sate mate.

[Mehi River]

the only thing pomeranians sate is the hunger of real dogs

[Courtney]

damn, you could have just lied and told me you were a Aussie. Would have made my day =) lol

[DougP]

damn, you could have just lied and told me you were a Aussie. Would have made my day =) lol

What makes you think he would have been lying? :D

[gtlm2000]

one more beer!!

beer mou ippai!!

ビール、もう一杯!!

[Mehi River]

damn, you could have just lied and told me you were a Aussie. Would have made my day =) lol

I hereby make your day:

I am an Aussie
:scared::ohmy::crying::thumbup1::thumbup:

[Mehi River]

One more beer for GT here

このGTにビールをもう一杯

konoGT ni biiru wo mouippai

[Sex Wax]

I still don't know how to say "That chick is bat-shit crazy". As in: "That sheila is so mad, will cut your apricots off and throw them on the barbie".

[Mehi River]

I still don't know how to say "That chick is bat-shit crazy". As in: "That sheila is so mad, will cut your apricots off and throw them on the barbie".

I told you in an earlier post!!!

[Mehi River]

bottom post, page 18


and stop her wasting a good barbie on apricots while you're at it.

[gtlm2000]

Can I sleep with you?

Issho ni nete mo iidesuka?

[gtlm2000]

how do you say have a nice day
:scratchchin:

yoi ichinichi o

よいいちにちを

良い一日を

[gtlm2000]

I'm tried

疲れました。

tukaremasita.

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I have a damn toothache"?

[gtlm2000]

ひどい虫歯がある。

hidoi mushiba ga aru.

[Mehi River]

How do you say: "I have a damn toothache"?

くそぉっ。。。虫歯が痛いんだよね。。。
Kuso.... mushiba ga itaindayone....

:scratchchin:

[DougP]

How about 'I have a raging clue and its pointing over there' ?

[Mehi River]

How about 'I have a raging clue and its pointing over there' ?

Tee hee

Define "clue"

[gtlm2000]

Japanese word : Food (Vegetables Part1)

Vegetables : Yasai やさい　　野菜

Carrot : Ninjin にんじん　人参

Onion : Tamanegi たまねぎ　　玉葱

Cabbage : Chabetu キャベツ

Lettuce : Letasu 　レタス

Leek : Negi ねぎ　葱

Pumpkin :　Kabocha かぼちゃ　南瓜

Tomato : Tomato 　トマト

Potato : Jyagaimo じゃがいも　じゃが芋

Eggplant : Nasu　なす　茄子

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I'm sorry, my testicle hair is dreadlocked."

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I'm sorry, my testicle hair is dreadlocked."

You always ask me crazy question :D

"gomene, oreno kinntama no ke wa doretto hair nanda"

[gtlm2000]

Japanese word : Food (Fruits Part1)

Fruits : Kudamono くだもの

Orange : Mikan みかん　蜜柑

Apple : Ringo りんご　林檎

Melon : Melon　メロン

Watermelon : Suika すいか　西瓜

Strawberry : Ichigo いちご　苺

Grape : Budou ぶどう　葡萄

Banana : Banana バナナ

Cherry : Sakuranbo 　さくらんぼ

[Mizzes V]

How can I say :

I just want to trim my hair, no short hair please. I want my hair to grow

:D
---------------------------------------
Note: My neighbor cuts my hair :D ...

[gtlm2000]

How can I say :

I just want to trim my hair, no short hair please. I want my hair to grow

:D
---------------------------------------
Note: My neighbor cuts my hair :D ...


kami wo mijikaku sinaide, totonoerudake ni sitekudasai. kami wo nobasitai desu.

髪を短くしないで、整えるだけにしてください。　髪を伸ばしたいです。

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "I'm sorry I splooged in your eye"?

[Muku]

"I'm sorry I splooged in your eye"?

Gomen Gomen......meini bukkake kaketta gomen nasai!

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "I'm sorry I splooged in your eye"?

What is splooged mean?

[Muku]

What is splooged mean?

ぽちぽち, but again the nuance is different and the word is more along the lines of slang.

It is another way of saying ejaculate. ぬく, or いっぱつぬく.

[gtlm2000]

ぽちぽち, but again the nuance is different and the word is more along the lines of slang.

It is another way of saying ejaculate. ぬく, or いっぱつぬく.

lol. OK, thnak you again :D

[-Rudel-]

Cabbage : Chabetu キャベツ
I do suppose you mean Kyabetsu?

[gtlm2000]

Cabbage : Chabetu キャベツ
I do suppose you mean Kyabetsu?

Yeah. It should be "Kyabetu" :D

[Mizzes V]

How can I say : Do you have mochi ?

[gtlm2000]

How can I say : Do you have mochi ?

Mochi wo mottemasuka?

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: "Can I have sex with your mochi"?

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: "Can I have sex with your mochi"?

your mochi? :-| ??????


Atata no mochi to sex dekimasuka?

[Mizzes V]

GT can you tell me what time this is and where? and if it costs yen?
http://ryubo.jp/event/?eid=00267&new=1&floor=2&floor=2

Im stealing this from Jazz :D

[gtlm2000]

GT can you tell me what time this is and where? and if it costs yen?
http://ryubo.jp/event/?eid=00267&new=1&floor=2&floor=2

Im stealing this from Jazz :D

They will have event at 6 floor of Ryubo department store in Naha from September 27 to October 2nd. Entrance fee is Free.

Ryubo is near Kokusai street.

[Mizzes V]

They will have event at 6 floor of Ryubo department store in Naha from September 27 to October 2nd. Entrance fee is Free.

Ryubo is near Kokusai street.

:grin1: Thank you much GT, Im just a month late lol..

[gtlm2000]

:grin1: Thank you much GT, Im just a month late lol..

You can ask me some event infomation as like this time :thumbup1:

[gtlm2000]

Let's go to drink tonight

konya nomini ikimashou.

今夜、飲みに行きましょう。

[gtlm2000]

Can I have one glass of beer?

biru ippai kudasai.

ビール一杯ください。

[vigilante]

lol good tread

how can i say:

your daugther never clean the house!

doesn't know how to cook !

and is always bitching!

[gtlm2000]

lol good tread

how can i say:

your daugther never clean the house!

doesn't know how to cook !

and is always bitching!

anata no musume ha ie no souji mo sinai , ryouri no sikata mo
wakaranai , itumo namaketeiru....

あなたの娘は部屋の掃除もしない、料理の仕方もわからない、いつもなまけている。

[vigilante]

HAHAHA! arigato sensei! :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1:

[gtlm2000]

HAHAHA! arigato sensei! :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1: :grin1:

You are welcome :)

[gtlm2000]

Good Morning. Today is good weather!!

ohayou gozaimasu. Kyou wa iitenki desune.

おはようございます。きょうはいいてんきですね。

[gtlm2000]

Can I see your b00bs? :D

Anata no oppai o miremasuka?

あなたのおっぱいを見れますか？

[Sex Wax]

How do you say: ''You're face is kinda plain, but you have a nice ass''

[SnaFu]

How do you say: ''You're face is kinda plain, but you have a nice ass''

ummmm...

''You're faceu is kinda plainu, but you have a nice assu''

[Sex Wax]

ummmm...

''You're faceu is kinda plainu, but you have a nice assu''

I think it's more like: ''bata facu''

[gtlm2000]

How do you say: ''You're face is kinda plain, but you have a nice ass''

Hey!! what does it mean?

[Blues]

batta feizu = butter face

"She looks really hot; butter face is a wreck."

[gtlm2000]

I don't know slang words much :(

[gtlm2000]

I'm going to go to work soon

sugu ni sigoto ni ikimasu

すぐにしごとにいきます。

[Jazz]

I just found out that fukkyu means revenge in Japanese!! :)

Fukkyu (ふっきゅ) = Revenge

[gtlm2000]

I just found out that fukkyu means revenge in Japanese!! :)

Fukkyu (ふっきゅ) = Revenge


Revenge? It's close. people use that word as like fixing something and restart.

[Jazz]

Revenge? It's close. people use that word as like fixing something and restart.

Damn Japanese language app..thing cost me $20 on ITunes..

[gtlm2000]

Damn Japanese language app..thing cost me $20 on ITunes..

I can be your Japanese teacher :) Don't spend money.
Do you have any Okinawan local friends?

[Jazz]

I can be your Japanese teacher :) Don't spend money.
Do you have any Okinawan local friends?

Hai, a few.

[gtlm2000]

Hai, a few.

Try to learn Japanese with them. Talking with Japanese people is
good way to learn Japanese. If you have words which is you don't know,
you can ask it for them.

[gtlm2000]

When you leave from house, you can say this.

ittekimasu!!

いってきます。

[Jazz]

When you leave from house, you can say this.

ittekimasu!!

いってきます。

Itterashai (SP)

いってらしゃい（？）

[gtlm2000]

Itterashai (SP)

いってらしゃい（？）

Yes :) That word is reply for "ittekimasu".

[gtlm2000]

When you back to home you can say this

"tadaima!!" it means "I'm home!!"

and people who is in the house can say "Okaeri!!" It's reply for "tadaima".

[Jazz]

When you back to home you can say this

"tadaima!!" it means "I'm home!!"

and people who is in the house can say "Okaeri!!" It's reply for "tadaima".

USOTSUKI!!...............................













Jodan:):)





______

[gtlm2000]

USOTSUKI!!...............................













Jodan:):)





______


I'm not usotuki. I'm only crazy :D

[Sex Wax]

How do you say, ''Get your clothes on and get out !! My wife just pulled up in her car !!''

[gtlm2000]

How do you say, ''Get your clothes on and get out !! My wife just pulled up in her car !!''

How many time did you say it for girls? :D

"Hayaku fuku wo kite deteitte!! tuma ga kuruma kara oritekita!!"