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06-09-2007, 01:10 AM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at
him. She says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows
her
from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."
waving at
him. She says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows
her
from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."