TheNoNamedOne
09-03-2007, 07:51 PM
Advice and guidlines for debating Animal Rightists
All right you all, the first thing to do when debating or writing to/against Animal Rightists, no matter what their real org is, is to go to the old stand-by and say, “You know, PETA stands for -- People Eating Tasty Animals.” I mean that is hilarious, and be sure to add a LOL to it. Always good to throw that in at the beginning of a debate. Yes, it is old, but it always makes you feel better when you get that zinger in and out of the way.
Also, don’t forget to refer to them as “you people.” It catches everyone in a certain ambiguity of guilt for whatever it is they are guilty of. Always accuse them of “caring about animals more than people.” And you be sure to follow that up with, “not me. I like humans more than animals.” That puts them on the defensive that is really hard for them to recover from.
If you can, refer to your canine teeth, too. You know, those little nubs in your mouth that are kinda pointy. Good to use those to put you in the same category as longer canine toothed animals. I mean, how could they argue against that? Evolution is on your side. Say this, “My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain for me to eat lettuce.” I mean this is just gold stuff here.
And as much as possible keep inserting the “h” word -- you know, “hypocrite.” No one likes to be called a hypocrite and no one can be called it enough. Calling someone a hypocrite really makes your point. Somewhere in the same paragraph it would probably be good to talk about them taking aspirn, too. You know, you can use that to say that eventhough they are against animal testing, they still take aspirin. Get on them evern more if you find out they take Flintstone Vitamins, because those taste good. Make ‘em feel guilty for enjoying their vitamins.
And you want them to feel smug and superiour about themselves to prove your contention that they do think of themselves as such, so therefore you should purposefully mispell words. The hypocrite is a good word to mispell. Use that one. “Self- rightous” (see, I mispelled it) is another good one to mispell.
If you are religious then hit the word “Dominion” up for all it is worth. I mean, how can they argue against “God says it is ok.” That is almost as good as check-mate on the matter.
Be sure to say “get a life” too. And this one, “I don’t force my meat on you, so don’t you force your cabbage on me.” That may be good towards the end somewhere.
Going out with a bang could be something like this, “all this talkin’ ‘bout animals makes me hungry. Gonna go out and grill me a steak.” Oh, and to add insult to injury say, “Gonna kill the cow myself.” It will cause them to chew their nails wondering about this poor cow somewhere that you are about to kill and eat.
Another key phrase you may want to add in the main body would be to tell them, “You are condescending.” But, by all means keep arguing against the group or person by making them the topic of discussion and not the topic. Never never discuss facts. They get in the way.
Ok, there you go. Armed with this you are ready to do battle with the best of them and have now joined the ranks of countless others who have gone before you in debate and discussion against them. You have all the skills to do so now. Don’t let the fact that these tactics have not prevented their growth in numbers or hasn’t stopped animal legislation from creeping into society more and more. Those are facts. Remember, we said don’t discuss the facts. As a matter of fact, try not to even think about them.
Good luck.
All right you all, the first thing to do when debating or writing to/against Animal Rightists, no matter what their real org is, is to go to the old stand-by and say, “You know, PETA stands for -- People Eating Tasty Animals.” I mean that is hilarious, and be sure to add a LOL to it. Always good to throw that in at the beginning of a debate. Yes, it is old, but it always makes you feel better when you get that zinger in and out of the way.
Also, don’t forget to refer to them as “you people.” It catches everyone in a certain ambiguity of guilt for whatever it is they are guilty of. Always accuse them of “caring about animals more than people.” And you be sure to follow that up with, “not me. I like humans more than animals.” That puts them on the defensive that is really hard for them to recover from.
If you can, refer to your canine teeth, too. You know, those little nubs in your mouth that are kinda pointy. Good to use those to put you in the same category as longer canine toothed animals. I mean, how could they argue against that? Evolution is on your side. Say this, “My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain for me to eat lettuce.” I mean this is just gold stuff here.
And as much as possible keep inserting the “h” word -- you know, “hypocrite.” No one likes to be called a hypocrite and no one can be called it enough. Calling someone a hypocrite really makes your point. Somewhere in the same paragraph it would probably be good to talk about them taking aspirn, too. You know, you can use that to say that eventhough they are against animal testing, they still take aspirin. Get on them evern more if you find out they take Flintstone Vitamins, because those taste good. Make ‘em feel guilty for enjoying their vitamins.
And you want them to feel smug and superiour about themselves to prove your contention that they do think of themselves as such, so therefore you should purposefully mispell words. The hypocrite is a good word to mispell. Use that one. “Self- rightous” (see, I mispelled it) is another good one to mispell.
If you are religious then hit the word “Dominion” up for all it is worth. I mean, how can they argue against “God says it is ok.” That is almost as good as check-mate on the matter.
Be sure to say “get a life” too. And this one, “I don’t force my meat on you, so don’t you force your cabbage on me.” That may be good towards the end somewhere.
Going out with a bang could be something like this, “all this talkin’ ‘bout animals makes me hungry. Gonna go out and grill me a steak.” Oh, and to add insult to injury say, “Gonna kill the cow myself.” It will cause them to chew their nails wondering about this poor cow somewhere that you are about to kill and eat.
Another key phrase you may want to add in the main body would be to tell them, “You are condescending.” But, by all means keep arguing against the group or person by making them the topic of discussion and not the topic. Never never discuss facts. They get in the way.
Ok, there you go. Armed with this you are ready to do battle with the best of them and have now joined the ranks of countless others who have gone before you in debate and discussion against them. You have all the skills to do so now. Don’t let the fact that these tactics have not prevented their growth in numbers or hasn’t stopped animal legislation from creeping into society more and more. Those are facts. Remember, we said don’t discuss the facts. As a matter of fact, try not to even think about them.
Good luck.