Speaking of Liscenses...

[Longtermgerm]

What liscenses do YOU have....

I got the Japanese drivers, the truck, the heavy equipment, gas/arc/forklift/tamagata, liscenses etc etc.

Your chance to tell.......

[dk]

What the **** is a liscense?

I have license to be a total dick to people on this forum about grammar and spelling! :D

I can also drive.

[Crazysix]

beer drinking
shit talking
fat chick fuqin
crippled kid fighting...

[Richard Burns]

I have a License to kill.

[Richard Burns]

license to pass gas.

[Crazysix]

I have a License to kill.

dont you mean

http://www.hadleysplace.com/images/header26full.jpg

[Muku]

What liscenses do YOU have....

I got the Japanese drivers, the truck, the heavy equipment, gas/arc/forklift/tamagata, liscenses etc etc.

Your chance to tell.......


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cayrRZmxUJ8/RigaBArFGtI/AAAAAAAAAA4/p_Qi1FfLIGg/s400/sausage%2Bfest.gif

[Longtermgerm]

Are you all employed? Some skill sets you have.

[dk]

Oh, that's your skill set??? ROTFLMAO!!! I thought those were the vehicles you are permitted to use! Shit! That's awful!!!

[Muku]

Are you all employed? Some skill sets you have.

And your point is what?:scratchchin:

At least the overwhelming majority of us English speaking folk here know how to accurately use the quote function AND put two words together without one or both of them being misspelled.

[dk]

At least the overwhelming majority of us English speaking folk here know how to accurately use the quote function AND put two words together without one or both of them being misspelled.

Ok, I know this is going to sound horrible, but I really don't mean it that way......... I doubt LTG would even be qualified to teach English in Japan. lmao......

[Sex Wax]

Oh, that's your skill set??? ROTFLMAO!!! I thought those were the vehicles you are permitted to use! Shit! That's awful!!!

No no no....it's not Shit, it's Shiot.

[Richard Burns]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p219/rottncf/miscellaneous%20stuff/aw_jeez_not_this_shit_again2.jpgAre you all employed? Some skill sets you have.

[Longtermgerm]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

[dk]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

That's good! At least you have a fall-back! So you've got a bachelor's in Engineering?

[DougP]

Oh, that's your skill set??? ROTFLMAO!!! I thought those were the vehicles you are permitted to use! Shit! That's awful!!!

Just wait till he really gets the hang of that quirky quote function. Then he'll have something to really brag about. Maybe we'll see a thread asking us what sort of forum skills do we have.:D

[Longtermgerm]

Work it DK work it

[commando]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

[Crazysix]

And your point is what?:scratchchin:

At least the overwhelming majority of us English speaking folk here know how to accurately use the quote function AND put two words together without one or both of them being misspelled.

know wiegh muku:smile4:

[dk]

Just wait till he really gets the hang of that quirky quote function. Then he'll have something to really brag about. Maybe we'll see a thread asking us what sort of forum skills do we have.:D

Oh damn, it burns, it BURRRRNNNNNNSSSS!!!! :thumbup:

[Muku]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

Sounds to me like you pound sand.:rolleyes:

[Muku]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

From the sounds of things I get the impression that you are a sanitation engineer.:rolleyes:

[Sex Wax]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

What do you mean "have to"? Who wouldn't want to wake up in the morning, rake some sand, sit around on the beach drinking boat drinks all day, talk to chicks, rake some more sand in the afternoon, then go spearfish'n for their dinner and chug beer in the evening.

That's one of my goal thingys.

[Longtermgerm]

What do you mean "have to"? Who wouldn't want to wake up in the morning, rake some sand, sit around on the beach drinking boat drinks all day, talk to chicks, rake some more sand in the afternoon, then go spearfish'n for their dinner and chug beer in the evening.

That's one of my goal thingys.



All for ju mon a month? Yeah dude! thats one of my aspirations! Thats called being homeless where Im at.

[Crazysix]

All for ju mon a month? Yeah dude! thats one of my aspirations! Thats called being homeless where Im at.

LMAO and thats why you are in Tokyo on an Okinawa Forum......no dreams...so sad

[z's inmate#2341]

Oh dude Im talking J liscenses. I got more, Im an Engineer as well. But I can rake sand if I have too.

oooohhhh an engineeer:rolleyes:i got far more respect for the houseboy living across the street from me than you. And he only finished 5th grade.

[Muku]

All for ju mon a month? Yeah dude! thats one of my aspirations! Thats called being homeless where Im at.
So now we finally get to the truth........:scratchchin:

[Richard Burns]

All for ju mon a month? Yeah dude! thats one of my aspirations! Thats called being homeless where Im at.
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/e-thug-white-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Longtermgerm]

But I thought you said if I start a thread or blog nobody would respond? Now look at you, its like throwing nuts to monkeys. Cant I have my fun?

[Muku]

But I thought you said if I start a thread or blog nobody would respond? Now look at you, its like throwing nuts to monkeys. Cant I have my fun?

Need we remind you that you wrote blog not thread?


How to get a food handler's license View Single Post (http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211057&postcount=92)

People here get offended easy thats for sure. I got to start my own blog, man I can see it now, the controversy! When you hit on something people dont know about it can go either way. It dont bother me, as I said before there is always more to come.

You had better keep in mind that there are some pedantic mo'fo's on this forum:rolleyes:

[dk]

So, you have a degree in Engineering? Or you are a self-labeled Engineer?

[Longtermgerm]

No degree dude, not in engineering anyway. No lying here, I dont get jealous or envious like Im feeling from you all. I been given this position from the company.

[DougP]

So, you have a degree in Engineering? Or you are a self-labeled Engineer?

Can't seem to engineer a way to get that quote function to work.

Engineering FAIL:)

[DoctorP]

No degree dude, not in engineering anyway. No lying here, I dont get jealous or envious like Im feeling from you all. I been given this position from the company.


Wait...I'm confused...you said you were an Engineer...then when questioned you said you don't have a degree in Engineering and you are not lying...but you are indeed lying.:rolleyes:

[dk]

No degree dude, not in engineering anyway. No lying here, I dont get jealous or envious like Im feeling from you all. I been given this position from the company.

Cool. I once advertised for a job as a Marketing Director once. It turned out to be a telemarketing job so I quit. You're probably just confused on what Engineering actually is. Or you do a very small part of it.

[Longtermgerm]

I was trained by the company by engineers. You got to do the time to get the good job dude, or I guess you can rake that sand...lol. I laughed my azz off when I saw that ad. Thats a job for some New Zealander on a holiday visa.

[dk]

So, what specifically do you do? Being trained by engineers doesn't mean shit. It means you can mimic people, but you are in no way an engineer.

[Longtermgerm]

No not confused. Im a service engineer. Look it up, it is a position. You can come join us if you like, Ill train you.

[Longtermgerm]

I run with the big dogs dude. Chillers, refrigeration, this shit dude.

[dk]

No not confused. Im a service engineer. Look it up, it is a position. You can come join us if you like, Ill train you.

It's ok. I will soon probably be your boss' boss. \:-)

You can shine my shoes if you like. :)

[DoctorP]

I run with the big dogs dude. Chillers, refrigeration, this shit dude.

LMAO...don't try to go there.

[DougP]

service engineer.. kinda like a cable guy?

[dk]

Well, this guy is too easy. Time for me to quit poking him with a stick. We now know that he works with refrigerators and does not build bridges. What a letdown... Have fun. I may poke in later. :)

[z's inmate#2341]

My last job I was labeled a "Field Engineer" Polite way of saying I did manual labor:)

[Longtermgerm]

Probally thats because you was. Its different over here, it requires skill.

[Longtermgerm]

DK dude, chillers and HVAC isnt refrigerators.

[DougP]

Probally thats because you was. Its different over here, it requires skill.

Obviously not literacy.

[Crazysix]

No not confused. Im a service engineer. Look it up, it is a position. You can come join us if you like, Ill train you.


http://nicetouchcleaning.net/images/janitor.jpg

[dk]

DK dude, chillers and HVAC isnt refrigerators.

Okiedokie. No prob. I'm not easily impressed. Maybe someday, somehow, you'll manage, but not today. :star:

[Longtermgerm]

I know it pays more than anything down there. We get a bonus 3 times a year, time and half for overtime plus per diem for travel. You gots to haul though.

[DoctorP]

DK dude, chillers and HVAC isnt refrigerators.

but the basic theory is the same.

[Longtermgerm]

Not trying to impress dude. I mean I know you dont know what I know, so if you feel bad about that, thats your thing dude. When you can hang, look me up. Otherwise keep your base job.

[dk]

Oh wow, I figured out who this dude is!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/211_morans.jpg

So, LTG, you're telling me that you make more than $150,000 a year? $80,000?

I have nothing to prove to you. I made it in the Japanese market for nearly ten years, ending up making nearly double the average salary for a Japanese programmer out here (which is more than a Japanese programmer in Mainland). Like I said, feel free to shine my shoes. :) Because you don't have SHIT on me.

[Longtermgerm]

So, LTG, you're telling me that you make more than $150,000 a year? $80,000?
__________________

Now dont start with the lying man. You know nobody down there makes 150 G a year, not working on the base anyway. And whats with how much money you got to make? You got self esteem issues or something...lol

[DoctorP]

So, LTG, you're telling me that you make more than $150,000 a year? $80,000?
__________________

Now dont start with the lying man. You know nobody down there makes 150 G a year, not working on the base anyway. And whats with how much money you got to make? You got self esteem issues or something...lol


Hmmm?? you are the one that came in here saying you make more than everyone here, but you have yet to support that.

[Richard Burns]

Oh wow, I figured out who this dude is!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/211_morans.jpg

So, LTG, you're telling me that you make more than $150,000 a year? $80,000?

I have nothing to prove to you. I made it in the Japanese market for nearly ten years, ending up making nearly double the average salary for a Japanese programmer out here (which is more than a Japanese programmer in Mainland). Like I said, feel free to shine my shoes. :) Because you don't have SHIT on me.

He has it so good at his job and life is so good that he comes to JU and cries, whines and complains about how he get bullied by the Japanese like the little bitch that he is.
Shit he probally got booted from the marines for failure to adpat or being gay little flamer.

[dk]

Yeah, funny, he comes in wanting to measure dicks on a forum where the majority of the people here work on base and then changes the rules as soon as he finds out he's one of the little boys.

[Crazysix]

So, LTG, you're telling me that you make more than $150,000 a year? $80,000?
__________________

Now dont start with the lying man. You know nobody down there makes 150 G a year, not working on the base anyway. And whats with how much money you got to make? You got self esteem issues or something...lol

quote functions Einstein :star::star::star::star::star:

[DougP]

I think I know what's going here. The real LTG is probably an engineer, maybe even a smart one. However he was not knowledgeable in the ways of OPSEC and left his JU account unlocked shortly after creating it. While he has been away on a business trip somewhere, maybe building bridges in Cambodia, his troublesome prepubescent son has been using his account instead of attending "extra help" classes at Kumon. Most likely the subject LTG junior is behind in is basic level English and reading comprehension. Man oh man LTG senior is going to be pissed when he gets back.

[Longtermgerm]

Aint nobody down in the poorest prefecture making 150 G a year...lol

And being a programer in Japan aint all that, there are legions of Chinese doing it up here. Not dissin your skills dude, but its not like your working up here for Duetch bank or something. You work in their IT dept and Ill woo and awe you. Being a duechbag on the base, I mean Im sorry dude, I just dont know what to say.

[dk]

Yeah, LTG Senior is probably going to ground LTG Junior for a MONTH.

[Richard Burns]

Yeah, funny, he comes in wanting to measure dicks on a forum where the majority of the people here work on base and then changes the rules as soon as he finds out he's one of the little boys.

and then he expects us to reveal personal information to his psycotic ass.

Sexwax pls beat this cat down wit ur surf board:clear19:no im not jking well yes i ma i like bud light

[dk]

Aint nobody down in the poorest prefecture making 150 G a year...lol

And being a programer in Japan aint all that, there are legions of Chinese doing it up here. Not dissin your skills dude, but its not like your working up here for Duetch bank or something. You work in their IT dept and Ill woo and awe you. Being a duechbag on the base, I mean Im sorry dude, I just dont know what to say.
It's ok, I know what to say. You don't know shit. I can repeat that all day. You very obviously DO NOT KNOW SHIT. You do not know Jack, and you do not know Jack Shit! :) You are a failure, and when you finally grasp that, THEN and ONLY then will you be able to improve your life! You can do it!

[Longtermgerm]

Dude I didnt mean to make you feel bad, like you feeling I dissin your skills or something, I mean thats the vibe Im getting cuz your getting all defensive and shit. If shit dont pay down there, go where it does, know what Im sayin?

[dk]

Oh no! I've been doing this for years (webmaster). I've got skin probably thicker than your entire mass. :)

I'm doing well out here. I did very well off-base, and I'm now doing equally well (with better benefits) on-base. :)

[DougP]

Dude I didnt mean to make you feel bad, like you feeling I dissin your skills or something, I mean thats the vibe Im getting cuz your getting all defensive and shit. If shit dont pay down there, go where it does, know what Im sayin?

Oh snap, that has to be the latest preteen trash talking put down out there, huh? Did you find that one on Digg.com?:ohmy:

[DoctorP]

Ok LTG...sorry but this will probably **** your head up...

Damn I wished I could copy/paste like that. Where did you learn that at? Your job?

http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=211528&postcount=42

To all the do-gooders etc, I am just stating the truth and there is more to come. I currently probally make more money than any of you posting here, but thats not all that is involved. So its not being pesimestic, its stating the truth about the reality here. Behind every story is a story and Id like to get behind the story.

http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=206424&postcount=7

Just so you know...you are the one who started the salary bs.

[Longtermgerm]

Aight Ill leave it at that. I smell something that tells that maybe your looking for something better? The trade off in Oki is the weather and the laid back attitude. On the other hand it dont pay shit and you got Phds competing to be a janitor. Aint no easy way dude.

[dk]

In Soviet JU, the forum PWNs you (LTG)! LMFAO!

[DougP]

The regional WoW server is down isn't it? That and pops probably didn't leave enough hotpockets in the freezer. So sad. :(

[Crazysix]

Aint nobody down in the poorest prefecture making 150 G a year...lol

And being a programer in Japan aint all that, there are legions of Chinese doing it up here. Not dissin your skills dude, but its not like your working up here for Duetch bank or something. You work in their IT dept and Ill woo and awe you. Being a duechbag on the base, I mean Im sorry dude, I just dont know what to say.

a german purse????DK is german purse:w00t::w00t:

[dk]

God..... I wish this night would never end..... :D

I was going to go do something else, but then some wise-ass comment brought me back. Now I just don't know WHAT to do! lmfao.

[dk]

a german purse????DK is german purse:w00t::w00t:

If it turns you on, I'll be a bright red fire hydrant.

[Sex Wax]

God..... I wish this night would never end..... :D

I was going to go do something else, but then some wise-ass comment brought me back. Now I just don't know WHAT to do! lmfao.

Chug your beer!! :w00t:

[Crazysix]

If it turns you on, I'll be a bright red fire hydrant.

nah a beer keg on a freshly raked beach please:grin1:

[Crazysix]

I hear the boom boom boom of the cannon

[dk]

Chug your beer!! :w00t:

I bought the little cans. I'm trying to make them last until at least midnight... I could get more though (I bought six).

[dk]

I hear the boom boom boom of the cannon

I hear the, "Aw **** it. These guys are out of my league."

[Richard Burns]

hey longtermgerm, do u even know what cost of living is?
ik that might be a hard thing for u to grasp but let's see jobs in mainland pay more, BUT rent and bills cost more so guess what... it evens out anyway most of the time.

[Crazysix]

I hear the, "Aw **** it. These guys are out of my league."

actually the sound of a little boy on a trip to never- never- land, after a hard days work as an alterboy:scratchchin:

[DougP]

I hear the, "Aw **** it. These guys are out of my league."

After all, you're just a German purse :w00t:

[dk]

hey longtermgerm, do u even know what cost of living is?
ik that might be a hard thing for u to grasp but let's see jobs in mainland pay more, BUT rent and bills cost more so guess what... it evens out anyway most of the time.

It's ok. He likes big numbers. And then he finds out people out here make more than him and pay LESS for cost of living and it just confuses the shit out of him. "OMG, the grass actually IS greener on the other side!!! WTF?!"

Don't REAL engineers make bank out here, anyway?

[z's inmate#2341]

hey longtermgerm, do u even know what cost of living is?
ik that might be a hard thing for u to grasp but let's see jobs in mainland pay more, BUT rent and bills cost more so guess what... it evens out anyway most of the time.

Now don't confuse him with facts:ohmy:

[dk]

After all, you're just a German purse :w00t:

I'm more of a coin purse.

[DoctorP]

Don't REAL engineers make bank out here, anyway?

I make more than most "real" engineers here.

[dk]

I make more than most "real" engineers here.

Prostitution does not count.

Sorry, I know you prefer the term "Man-whoring".....

[Crazysix]

I'm more of a coin purse.

nah more like a pink manbag

[DoctorP]

Prostitution does not count.

Sorry, I know you prefer the term "Man-whoring".....

Well...I mean I am a Doctor and all...I would hope that I make more (not counting the man-whore side business!)

[Crazysix]

Well...I mean I am a Doctor and all...I would hope that I make more (not counting the man-whore side business!)

Biyatch..where's my money

[DougP]

Well...I mean I am a Doctor and all...I would hope that I make more (not counting the man-whore side business!)

Doctor Man-whore I presume?:)

[DoctorP]

Doctor Man-whore I presume?:)

You could presume, but you would be wrong

[commando]

Well...I mean I am a Doctor and all...I would hope that I make more (not counting the man-whore side business!)

Not sure your side-job counts, dude!:D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A7OPc2NMviI/RmcigNTeSHI/AAAAAAAAAJY/mmnRAR9-SOc/s400/rug_doctor.jpg

[Tanimaga]

Wow.. just found this thread. Nice one..

I have 3 HVAC certs.. I actually went to school for them too. I'm apparently an engineer, and didn't know it. Go me!

[P_chan]

What liscenses do YOU have....

I got the Japanese drivers, the truck, the heavy equipment, gas/arc/forklift/tamagata, liscenses etc etc.

Your chance to tell.......

You left out one! Your "I'm better than you" license:rolleyes:

I think I know who the real "dumb ass" is:rolleyes:

[dk]

You left out one! Your "I'm better than you" license:rolleyes:

No, that's just retarded. Even he's smart enough to know that that would be retarded. \:-)

[Richard Burns]

No, that's just retarded. Even he's smart enough to know that that would be retarded. \:-)

man that bitch would get his ass beat in a boxing match for the special olympics

-disclaimer-
not in anyway to disrespect challenged people who are without a doubt struggling with a severe condition and still without a doubt can do anything better than longtermgerm.

[dk]

I don't know. I've never seen him. But he certainly got his ass handed to him tonight. LOL. That may have been the most badass forum crucifixion I've ever seen on JU. :D

If I were him, I'd make a new account. Hahaha. In his case, it's justifiable. There's no coming back from this. :p

I do thank him for the web traffic though! :D

[Richard Burns]

I don't know. I've never seen him. But he certainly got his ass handed to him tonight. LOL. That may have been the most badass forum crucifixion I've ever seen on JU. :D

If I were him, I'd make a new account. Hahaha. In his case, it's justifiable. There's no coming back from this. :p

badest crucifiction ever probaly besides Paul considering at leat Jesus came back.

[Tanimaga]

Aby and Jrock kept some threads going as well.. praise Allah for that.

[proudtobnotpc]

man that bitch would get his ass beat in a boxing match for the special olympics

-disclaimer-
not in anyway to disrespect challenged people who are without a doubt struggling with a severe condition and still without a doubt can do anything better than longtermgerm.

sorry maybe to much drinkage but that was ****in funny:thumbup:

[Richard Burns]

Aby and Jrock kept some threads going as well.. praise Allah for that.

hey don't forget fire head god dude:D

[commando]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LNhJJWWBTdo/SF_KLabAvvI/AAAAAAAAC_c/6pb_ZcGVOgo/s400/jackass-award2.jpgYou left out one! Your "I'm better than you" license:rolleyes:

I think I know who the real "dumb ass" is:rolleyes:

Prolly safe to give him the award, even with 40 min. left in the day...

[DougP]

I don't know. I've never seen him. But he certainly got his ass handed to him tonight. LOL. That may have been the most badass forum crucifixion I've ever seen on JU. :D

If I were him, I'd make a new account. Hahaha. In his case, it's justifiable. There's no coming back from this. :p

I do thank him for the web traffic though! :D

You'll recall another forum beat down where Zorro got plumbed by the doors on his way out too. :D Then again, it was really only two people dishing out that can of whoop-ass. edit: one of them just posted above me.

[dk]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LNhJJWWBTdo/SF_KLabAvvI/AAAAAAAAC_c/6pb_ZcGVOgo/s400/jackass-award2.jpg

Prolly safe to give him the award, even with 40 min. left in the day...

It's ok. He goes to bed at 10 p.m.

It's safe to say that he's not coming back tonight, and I doubt anyone can possibly be a bigger idiot than him in the next 37 minutes. :p

[dk]

You'll recall another forum beat down where Zorro got plumbed by the doors on his way out too. :D Then again, it was really only two people dishing out that can of whoop-ass. edit: one of them just posted above me.

Yeah, this was pretty much a group of grown men beating the ever living e-shit out of one grown man on the internet. Priceless. :thumbup:

[DougP]

Yeah, this was pretty much a group of grown men beating the ever living e-shit out of one grown man on the internet. Priceless. :thumbup:

We still haven't confirmed that grown man part. You know, bed time at ten, 2nd grade level of literacy proficiency... I have my doubts.

[Tanimaga]

At least the other forum I belong to temporarily banned me while they ethumped me. I have an excuse to have my ebruises.

[Richard Burns]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LNhJJWWBTdo/SF_KLabAvvI/AAAAAAAAC_c/6pb_ZcGVOgo/s400/jackass-award2.jpg

Prolly safe to give him the award, even with 40 min. left in the day...

thank u canadian if u come here ur 1st beer is one me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbup1:

[P_chan]

I run with the big dogs dude. Chillers, refrigeration, this shit dude.

So kinda like a HVAC specialist? Which is nothing like an engineer:rolleyes:. My AC is broke, can you fix it? Or better yet, I know they were hurting for HVAC and diseal generator maintainers in Afganistan a few years ago, might want to apply. Then you really can brag about making six figures:rolleyes:

LOL this thread is great, too bad I can't see the pics at work.

[Muku]

Aint nobody down in the poorest prefecture making 150 G a year...lol


If I prove you wrong will you quit being an ass?:scratchchin:

[Tempestuous]

Got on today and saw this thread title & rolled my eyes- then saw the 109 replies!! Wowzas! That's crazy!

Leave you boys alone for a few hours & all hell breaks loose.

Funny, stuff tho!

[P_chan]

Aint nobody down in the poorest prefecture making 150 G a year...lol



Got someone in my wife's family who makes more than 150G a year:D

[elgringoloco]

Well SHIT!! Read all this crap expecting to at least see a picture of the Lionel model train this 'engineer' feller drives.

[uriel]

You'll recall another forum beat down where Zorro got plumbed by the doors on his way out too. :D Then again, it was really only two people dishing out that can of whoop-ass. edit: one of them just posted above me.

well, at least this guy is only playing the i'm better than you because i am and say i am and not the i should be able to bone your 13 year old daughter because as a grown man i should be allowed to teach her about love...<3:rolleyes:

[P_chan]

well, at least this guy is only playing the i'm better than you because i am and say i am and not the i should be able to bone your 13 year old daughter because as a grown man i should be allowed to teach her about love...<3:rolleyes:

Wait.....who was that again:D:D:D

[uriel]

that would be Zorro. you don't remember that goofball?

[P_chan]

Yeah I remember the guy who claimed we were all persecuting him for his

IIRC didn't he even get into details about what makes you a pedophile and how he wasn't one because he liked post pubescent girls:rolleyes:

[uriel]

that and because he asked permission from her parents first. that's a real winner there...

[Sex Wax]

Wait.....I just remembered I DO have a license for something:

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/AshMiller1972/llama.jpg

:w00t:

[gibbonboy]

Were you Carl Wheezer when you were little?

http://www.idreamofjimmy.com/characterprofiles/Kevintheminillama.jpg

[Muku]

http://remmeh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/tricycle_2.jpg

[DoctorP]

http://www.ics.uci.edu/%7Eeppstein/pix/mendocino4/j4p/TrainEngineer-m.jpg

http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0811-0316-5919_Cartoon_of_a_Miniature_Train_Engineer_clipart _image.jpg

[Muku]

http://www.ics.uci.edu/%7Eeppstein/pix/mendocino4/j4p/TrainEngineer-m.jpg



What's this?

A self portrait?:scratchchin::rolleyes::D

[DoctorP]

What's this?

A self portrait?:scratchchin::rolleyes::D


http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/usr3323375/3323375_mccoy2.jpg


Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer. I just figured this must be what LTG looks like.:thumbup1: Besides, someone else mentioned that we were missing a locomotive engineer pic.

[mikersoft]

No not confused. Im a service engineer. Look it up, it is a position. You can come join us if you like, Ill train you.

I wouldn't do this... with the economy what it is, I wouldn't want the pay cut.. :cool:

-Mike

[Muku]

Originally Posted by longtermgerm
No not confused. Im a service engineer.

Which is just another name for a customer service representative:rolleyes:

[DougP]

Which is just another name for a customer service representative:rolleyes:

Engineers represent, L to the T to the motha****in G:D

[dk]

I bet he was feeling all depressed at work today: "*sigh* those guys told me I was an engineer just like them.... *sigh*...."

[TheLastDon]

Engineering beers to my mouth.

[z's inmate#2341]

I engineered alot of Red Horse beer last night. I also told the yard boy across the street (that I was sharing the beer with) that he is now to be called a Facility Engineer.:)

[Richard Burns]

Engineer's butt plugs in his ass
Longtermgerm should change his name to full blown AIDS cuz he's like an infectious decease that will never go away.

[dk]

I engineered alot of Red Horse beer last night. I also told the yard boy across the street (that I was sharing the beer with) that he is now to be called a Facility Engineer.:)

I engineered some HTML, CSS, and Javascript today. Super rocket science.

[TheLastDon]

I engineered some HTML, CSS, and Javascript today. Super rocket science.

I thought it was rocket surgery. :D

[dk]

I thought it was rocket surgery. :D

What I do is pure science!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDe5Ckt4joQ

[proudtobnotpc]

Engineer's butt plugs in his ass
Longtermgerm should change his name to full blown AIDS cuz he's like an infectious decease that will never go away.

now that was fvkin' funny :36a::36a::36a:

[TheLastDon]

What I do is pure science!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDe5Ckt4joQ

WEIRD, dude Weird! Sheesh.

[GODH8SU]

I'M RICH BITCH!!!:first:
I work on aircraft electrical/environmental systems so does that make me an aeronautical engineer?

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burn hoping nobody is reading this, maybe theyll start calling him this at work!

[Longtermgerm]

I'M RICH BITCH!!!:first:
I work on aircraft electrical/environmental systems so does that make me an aeronautical engineer?


No it just makes you another loser who works on base.

[Longtermgerm]

Which is just another name for a customer service representative:rolleyes:


Whaaaat? You duechabag...lol. Im not a customer service rep. Talking out that azz again. Since when did a customer service rep become a service engineer? I suggest you stay with stacking those pallets over at AAFES and stay dumb, it suites you best.

[Longtermgerm]

now that was fvkin' funny :36a::36a::36a:


I guess that would be funny if you was 11 years old. That shit was stupid. I mean Im all for comebacks, but what was funny about that?

[Richard Burns]

Longtermgerm, you are a ******* bitch.

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burn you my favorite fan already? Following me around and shit?

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burn where do you work at anyway?

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burn too skeered to reply, he waitin on somebody else to do it for him

[Richard Burns]

I guess that would be funny if you was 11 years old. That shit was stupid. I mean Im all for comebacks, but what was funny about that?

What would be funny is if you have a heart attack or a stroke right now and do the world a favor and die.

Damn ur wack as hell.

How the **** you lived in Tokyo as long as you say and did not get your ass beatin to a bloody pulp is beyond me or the fact that you actually made it through boot camp, damn I guess that training cycle was hurting for numbers or something.

[Longtermgerm]

So you like your new name?

[Richard Burns]

Dick Burn where do you work at anyway?

at my job dick weed. Nonya.

[Longtermgerm]

You can thank me for my post if you like Dick Burn. Afterall, I did give you a new name.

[Richard Burns]

So you like your new name?

I love it. The funny thing though is you are too dumb, stupid or nieve to realize that I chose that user name on purpose as a damn joke Dick Burns hahaha
no shit so what are you trying to accomplish.

and yes I am following yo around, your posts are entertaining me. I love it.

[Longtermgerm]

Down right rude of you Dick Burn to thank everybody else for their post and not me and I went to all that trouble to find you a suitable name. Dick Burn you need to learn some manners dude.

[Richard Burns]

You can thank me for my post if you like Dick Burn. Afterall, I did give you a new name.

new name my ass. I'd made that joke and so did half the members here forever ago. But if you want credit than go for it. Thank you longtemgerm you are smarter than a 5th grader:rolleyes:

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burn you work on the base or out in town?

[Longtermgerm]

Well if half of the members already know it, then there you go. You shouldnt be offended at all.

[Longtermgerm]

I dont like Richard Burns man, it sounds too formal, all tight azz and shit. Go ahead and edit your profile to Dick Burn.

[Richard Burns]

Dick Burn you work on the base or out in town?

town dumbass.

[Longtermgerm]

Well that cool So what do you do anyway

[Longtermgerm]

Dick Burns you dont need to worry about what the others might think of you, they dont like you anyway. Just post what you feel man.

[Richard Burns]

Well that cool So what do you do anyway

yo mutha****in mama

[Richard Burns]

Dick Burns you dont need to worry about what the others might think of you, they dont like you anyway. Just post what you feel man.

i do post what i feel and i like to know what others think of me cuz I wanna know its not that I care.

[Longtermgerm]

yo mutha****in mama

You sell shrooms for a living down there perhaps?

[GODH8SU]

No it just makes you another loser who works on base.

That's it, just another loser serving his country proudly. Keep it up you fuking waste of sperm. Your mom should have spit you back out.

[Richard Burns]

You sell shrooms for a living down there perhaps?

nope I sell yo mama on the corner

[dk]

I think LTG is pussying out. I doubt you will hear from him again for a while. He's having technical difficulties too. I think he said something like, "Gosh, I wish I could figure out how to engineer my browser to work." or something. Or maybe it was just SHIOT!

[Richard Burns]

ya herby,

What is a Liscense????????? I'm dead serious.

[TheLastDon]

I think LTG is pussying out. I doubt you will hear from him again for a while. He's having technical difficulties too. I think he said something like, "Gosh, I wish I could figure out how to engineer my browser to work." or something. Or maybe it was just SHIOT!

le Misareble user eh?:D

[dk]

le Misareble user eh?:D

Zat izu korrekuto. wwwww

[GODH8SU]

Perhaps his computer caught a longtermgerm and he can't quite engineer a fix for it.

[Sex Wax]

... I mean Im all for comebacks, but what was funny about that?

If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin.

:w00t:

[dk]

I don't think he'll be able to engineer his way out of his seat for a little while. He probably thinks his computer just took a shit and is trying to fix it. lmao...

[dk]

if i wanted a comeback, i’d just wipe it off yo mama’s chin.

:w00t:

oh damn!!!!! Ftw!!!!

[DougP]

LTG: "paraphrasing, because I forgot how to quote"

or

LTG: "I make more money than my imaginary friends."

or

LTG: "Can't spell phonics, let alone get hooked on them."

[dk]

LTG: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Everyone else: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[Richard Burns]

Spell the word Phonics.

Longtermgerm- uh, uh, uhmmm, F - O--- My head hurts, the pain, Huh?

[dk]

Richard, sometimes I'm surprised that you can even spell that. lol.

[P_chan]

Funniest thread ever:thumbup:

I think the entire board is in aggreance that LTG is a clown! Finally, something we all agree on:thumbup:

[DoctorP]

You can thank me for my post if you like Dick Burn. Afterall, I did give you a new name.

C'mon man...you thought that up? Search the forums, I've called him that about fifty times before you ever came around! :rolleyes:

[DoctorP]

Whaaaat? You duechabag...lol. Im not a customer service rep. Talking out that azz again. Since when did a customer service rep become a service engineer? I suggest you stay with stacking those pallets over at AAFES and stay dumb, it suites you best.

You are not an engineer....Ok...maybe in your mind. You are a tech! Spelled out it is technician...service technician...say it together...

S E R V I C E T E C H N I C I A N!!!!!


Damn, and today was Administrative Professional day or some shiot...I remember when they were called secretaries! :rolleyes:

[TheLastDon]

You are not an engineer....Ok...maybe in your mind. You are a tech! Spelled out it is technician...service technician...say it together...

S E R V I C E T E C H N I C I A N!!!!!


Damn, and today was Administrative Professional day or some shiot...I remember when they were called secretaries! :rolleyes:

I think he is sleeping already Doc. \:-)

[DoctorP]

I think he is sleeping already Doc. \:-)

I know...I saw the other comments, but I couldn't help myself!


I know his bedtime is 10pm and his mommy has already put him in his favorite Thomas the Train footy pj's and burped him...but it needed to be said.

[gibbonboy]

You are a tech! Spelled out it is technician...service technician...say it together...

S E R V I C E T E C H N I C I A N!!!!!

Doc, you spelled "peon" wrong....

[Algernon]

After reading this thread, it would seem that the question of the day would be:

"X" is to service engineer as janitor is to "linoleum maintenance technician"

People that beat their chests the hardest usually are the ones who have the least to brag about.

LTG, does your position require a nametag and paper hat?

[Richard Burns]

Maybe LTG has brain damage from all the blanket parties given to him by his old unit seeing everyone probaly hated him.

Maybe we should'nt pick on him after all he's special.

[Richard Burns]

He was logged on but he's off now, he must be butthurt I'll call the whaaaaaambulance.

[Richard Burns]

http://rowlandwells.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2907&g2_serialNumber=1

Here you go LTG.

[kintama]

I would like to invite LTG to Hard Reef Friday night. I will personally pay for his round trip plane ticket from mainland. I make a lot of money, but I'm not an engineer.

Let the beat down begin!

Kintama

[Kye77]

Hilarious thread! Fun read really! :)

One piece of advice LTG:

Get the latest Mozilla Firefox! It has spell check & gives you many alternatives for your spello! Your many attempts at venomous rebuttals fall short BECAUSE of your spellos & it makes people laugh! I definitely laughed! :star: Do that & maybe the most retarded here would agree that you are what you say you are. With your lack of proficiency in English, it is difficult to imagine you with a professional position..

[dk]

Poor guy is still experiencing problems with his browser. :( Can't even defend himself. :( I could fix his problem, but I don't wanna! Let this be a lesson to you all. :D

[Richard Burns]

Oh check this,
Here's a pic of LTG's Tat
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/16/633728368332997560-fckthesystsembecausethesystsemjustfckedyou.jpg

[Richard Burns]

peep this here's a pic of LTG back in the States
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3474/redneck9472835dg3.jpg

[Kye77]

Poor guy is still experiencing problems with his browser. :( Can't even defend himself. :( I could fix his problem, but I don't wanna! Let this be a lesson to you all. :D

*whiny* But, but, but dk! His posts are amusing! :smile4:

Also, I'm sure you know his IP address so where he really is IS no secret to you.... Is he where he claims he is or is that info you cannot divulge?

[dk]

I didn't bother to check, honestly.

And it's not like I banned him. I did something even worse than banning!

[GODH8SU]

I didn't bother to check, honestly.

And it's not like I banned him. I did something even worse than banning!

Remind me never to piss you off.:grin1:

[Kye77]

I didn't bother to check, honestly.

And it's not like I banned him. I did something even worse than banning!

I think I have a small inkling about what you could have done.. :clear19:

Just testing to see if you remembered...:P :P :P

[GODH8SU]

Please do tell! I like secrets. Especially when they're someone elses.

[dk]

Hmmmm. I have no idea. :p PM me! lol.

[Kye77]

Hmmmm. I have no idea. :p PM me! lol.

The smiley dk! :P:P:P

[dk]

The smiley dk! :P:P:P

Ah dammit! See, that's what happens if I don't get to something in a few days...

I need to keep a to-do list for the JU forums. Unfortunately, by the time I get home from work, I don't want to work on anything new usually...

[GODH8SU]

Outfreakinstanding.

[dk]

GH8U, you like the link I sent ya? hehehe...

[GODH8SU]

GH8U, you like the link I sent ya? hehehe...

Like I said, remind me to never piss you off!

[Kye77]

Ah dammit! See, that's what happens if I don't get to something in a few days...

I need to keep a to-do list for the JU forums. Unfortunately, by the time I get home from work, I don't want to work on anything new usually...

Hahha, bah, it's okay. I can use boring :P until you want to change it...:smile4: I suddenly feel like the villian.....:star:

[dk]

Well we do have :p : p

[Old guy]

my my, it looks like april 21st was quite the night.
....and he still hasn't told us how much more money he makes than everybody else!

[dk]

Well, he hasn't been able to post much lately. :p

[kintama]

Bring back the Germ! Somebody send him an invite to the JU anniversary party...

[Richard Burns]

It's now June 29, 2009, and he still hasn't told us how much more money he makes than everybody else!

[Tanimaga]

I have the feeling DK sent him to purgatory.

[kintama]

Season's beatings LTG! We miss you!

[Mizzes V]

I have a Mexican, United States and I thought I had Japanese driver License. :) ..but I dont!!

[vigilante]

I have a Mexican, United States and Japanese driver License. :)



te falto decir que tambien tienes permiso de dios y de la virgen :D :D :D

[Mizzes V]

te falto decir que tambien tienes permiso de dios y de la virgen :D :D :D

De dios, de la virgen y de la Santa Maria :thumbup:

[Richard Burns]

How did you get a Japanese license Mizzes V?

[Mizzes V]

How did you get a Japanese license Mizzes V?

You know what..I totally lie..I dont have one..I thought I did, but I dont :smile4: my bad...

[vigilante]

You know what..I totally lie..I dont have one..I thought I did, but I dont :smile4: my bad...





tell him you drive everywhere with god's permit :smile4:

[Rosco]

So we gonna get back on topic here?

I got a Class C drivers license.







aaaand I'm spent.