A challenge to all JU members

[DJ Tak]

Where: Hard Reef
Time: any time after 9 PM
When: This Friday
What: Take mine and C6's offer of getting you fukked up.

No excuses. Lock on the babysitter now. Get the wife's/husband's permission today. Change your duty to the next day. Whatever you have to do so you are able to make it on Friday night do it.

Some of you say that you don't meet people that you interact with on the internet. - excuse

Some of you say that you aren't able to leave your kids for a couple of hours - excuse

Some of you say that you aren't sure you would be accepted by the JU Hard Reef crowd - excuse

excuse after excuse after excuse. Every person that has ever told us that they were coming to the Reef ended up haveing a great time (although some weren't able to remember it the following day).

See ya'll there.:thumbup1::thumbup:

[macker]

I'm scared!!

You guys were mean to me!!!

[DJ Tak]

I'm scared!!

You guys were mean to me!!!

Dude, I don't even know who you are. Pic or sumshiat would help.

[GODH8SU]

Anyone have any pull to get me sent back from the desert in time?

[macker]

Dude, I don't even know who you are. Pic or sumshiat would help.

No way.. So I can be a target for you when ever you see me around town.
I think it was you who threatened me with violence.

You mean brute!!!







:grin1:

[Crazysix]

Where: Hard Reef
Time: any time after 9 PM
When: This Friday
What: Take mine and C6's offer of getting you fukked up.

No excuses. Lock on the babysitter now. Get the wife's/husband's permission today. Change your duty to the next day. Whatever you have to do so you are able to make it on Friday night do it.

Some of you say that you don't meet people that you interact with on the internet. - excuse

Some of you say that you aren't able to leave your kids for a couple of hours - excuse

Some of you say that you aren't sure you would be accepted by the JU Hard Reef crowd - excuse

excuse after excuse after excuse. Every person that has ever told us that they were coming to the Reef ended up haveing a great time (although some weren't able to remember it the following day).

See ya'll there.:thumbup1::thumbup:

DIZZZYAM.......but remember this kiddies....BYOS..we are in a recession

[DJ Tak]

DIZZZYAM.......but remember this kiddies....BYOS..we are in a recession

Word! For those of you that have never been to the Reef, let me explain to you the quality of mixed drink that you get for 6 bucks. The drinks come in an Orian beer size mug and they are filled 50% with alcohol, 50% whatever you are mixing it with. 6-7 of these drinks equal a whole bottle of alcohol. Trust me, I've done the math.

[Jazz]

DIZZZYAM.......but remember this kiddies....BYOS..we are in a recession

BYOScrilla? I thought Takeo was offering for you two to get us all F'd up on the house!

[DJ Tak]

BYOScrilla? I thought Takeo was offering for you two to get us all F'd up on the house!

We've been known to throw a few rounds of shots around, but the free drinking usually takes place at the pre flight party at my crib beforehand (something C6 has never experienced).

[GODH8SU]

Another day late next month perhaps? Zanpa and I will both be back on the rock by then.

[bli182_2001]

I will proibally there this friday. I have alot of evals I have to do on troops so I might not make it. but I will try

[DJ Tak]

Another day late next month perhaps? Zanpa nd I will both be back on the rock by then.

It's an every friday night thing bro. I just through out the gauntlet for this weekend becuase of all the smack people were talking the past week.

hell, we'll have a welcome home one for you guys next month.

[DJ Tak]

I will proibally there this friday. I have alot of evals I have to do on troops so I might not make it. but I will try

That's why you start doing them now or do them on Saturday. Like I said, no BS work excuses.

[GODH8SU]

Word. I'm a cheap drunk. Especially after 4 months in the desert.

[Crazysix]

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hell, we'll have a welcome home one for you guys next month.

TRU DAT...Hell I may even buy you a few"dranks"

[Sex Wax]

Buy me some booze.

[Tenpennies]

I will be there! My wingman is down. But we can't drink. Due to the fact..............we have church on Sunday.....yeah that's it! :smile4:

[Jazz]

We've been known to throw a few rounds of shots around, but the free drinking usually takes place at the pre flight party at my crib beforehand (something C6 has never experienced).

I was just playing. I'd pobably buy a round myself just from the joy of meeting you all finally.

How's this for an excuse? My drinking nights are Thursdays and Sundays. Seriously though, they are...

[bli182_2001]

I am getting them done now so no BS excusses this time

[Crazysix]

LMAO...damn throw out challenge and look at all the fresh meat that jumps and screams" me first"


ALCOHOL RAPIST WILL PLAY

[DJ Tak]

I was just playing. I'd pobably buy a round myself just from the joy of meeting you all finally.

How's this for an excuse? My drinking nights are Thursdays and Sundays. Seriously though, they are...


Make an exception, otherwise you will be ridiculed for the rest of your JU existance.

[bli182_2001]

Takeo look what you got started trying to get everyone there, good on yea!

[EEWNASTY]

hah you would pick the week when i have to work all weekend

[dk]

I will be there! My wingman is down. But we can't drink. Due to the fact..............we have church on Sunday.....yeah that's it! :smile4:

You can just confess to me. A lot of people say I look like Jesus.

So much for your church excuse! :D

[dk]

So, how many women are coming? Huh? Huh? My bet is one, and then she'll bail at the last minute. :D

[Crazysix]

You can just confess to me. A lot of people say I look like Jesus.

So much for your church excuse! :D



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[Jazz]

So, how many women are coming? Huh? Huh? My bet is one, and then she'll bail at the last minute. :D

Yeah, I don't want to go if it's gonna be like Araha beach was on Saturday! Sausage Fest's are for homos.

[Bones]

What time does HR close? I get off at 2 a.m., might swing by for a sec.

Bones

[dk]

They closed at about 2 a.m. last weekend... We got there as they were closing.

[Bones]

They closed at about 2 a.m. last weekend... We got there as they were closing.

Does that mean it stayed open later? Or that I will be looking at the Tail Lights of leaving Taxi's?

[dk]

It closed around 2:30 I believe. Last call was right after we arrived, so we didn't stay long.

[gtlm2000]

Takeo, can you pay my airplace ticket to go to Oki? :D

[OtisPMerriweather]

Ay, don't forget Takeo, lock on the SPOT for me Saturday the 2nd for my going away party. If it's on, then I'll put the details out here for the JU crowd. But I plan on putting a few hundred dollars on the bar so that the first people to get there can drink for free...it is going to be epic. :D

[kintama]

Hey, should we wear name tags with our JU handle (how gay) or should we just try to guess who each other is by engaging them in conversation and judge from their point of views (sort of a mystery game)? Or will there be a receiving line with the Mayor of Hamby introducing everyone?

It would be nice to put a handle with a face.

I wonder how many of us have seen each other around without even knowing we were so-and-so on the JU forum.

"Hello, I'm Kintama"

[Crazysix]

we do call each other by our screen name, but thats habit, even though I know the first name + its just too cool to walk up to quadriplegic midget with a lisp, and say....SUP hiana, my name is six...ju wanna fuq!!!

[Muku]

I will be there! My wingman is down. But we can't drink. Due to the fact..............we have church on Sunday.....yeah that's it! :smile4:

The invite is for Friday PM and you are worrying about Sunday church?

Damn....just how much do you drink?:scratchchin:

[Sex Wax]

<----- me.

[dk]

<----- me.

You drinking Miller Lite Draft. :thumbdown:

[Crazysix]

The invite is for Friday PM and you are worrying about Sunday church?

Damn....just how much do you drink?:scratchchin:

LMAO...glad you said it...maybe dk has half a chance:scratchchin:

[Sex Wax]

You drinking Miller Lite Draft. :thumbdown:

It's a Frosty Malt Chilly mug of Orion you twit. The same thing I drink for $3.oo at HR after chugging Green Apple Chu-Hi on the seawall before HR opens.

[dk]

Forty-five minutes till beer o' clock. Woot.

[Crazysix]

You drinking Miller Lite Draft. :thumbdown:

hell sex is the best drinkning wingman I ever had.......que top gun anthem

[dk]

It's a Frosty Malt Chilly mug of Orion you twit.

Whatever. I know you better than that!

[Sex Wax]

Whatever. I know you better than that!

Come to my house, right now, and drink the Orion, Kirin, Heineken, and other various beers in my fridge. I'll even offer you a Capt & Coke, a Scotch & Soda, of a Vodka and Kahlua. I dont have any Zima for you though.

[dk]

Come to my house, right now, and drink the Orion, Kirin, Heineken, and other various beers in my fridge. I'll even offer you a Capt & Coke, a Scotch & Soda, of a Vodka and Kahlua. I dont have any Zima for you though.

You know all of that is your wife's beer. :p

She might get pissed at you for giving away her beer.

[Sex Wax]

Shiiiiiiit. She has a bunch of those "mixed drink" cans. She does like Kirin though

[dk]

Shiiiiiiit. She has a bunch of those "mixed drink" cans. She does like Kirin though

Kirin is what I'm about to buy. Tall cans 4tmfw.

[Crazysix]

Kirin is what I'm about to buy. Tall cans 4tmfw.

why??? 2 sips and dk sleeps

[Sex Wax]

why??? 2 sips and dk sleeps

Or starts to dance to the imaginary trance music in his head.

[dk]

why??? 2 sips and dk sleeps

Pfft, I can last ten or so beers.... It's when I'm handed a shot that it's lights out...

[Sex Wax]

Pfft, I can last ten or so beers.... It's when I'm handed a shot that it's lights out...

See...there's your problem right there. You need to have some rum before you start drinking beer. Then you need to mix in a few shots here and there while you continue drinking beer. Then, after breakfast, switch back to Rum until lunch. Around 4:30pm or so, switch back to beer, because that is better to BBQ with. After dinner, take a 20 minute or so cat nap, then have a shot of cold Pepper Vodka before you go out. Then repeat process. You may shower sometime in between if it is not raining out.

[Crazysix]

Pfft, I can last ten or so sodas.... It's when I'm handed a shot of beer ,that it's lights out...
there ya go girlfriend

[dk]

See...there's your problem right there. You need to have some rum before you start drinking beer. Then you need to mix in a few shots here and there while you continue drinking beer. Then, after breakfast, switch back to Rum until lunch. Around 4:30pm or so, switch back to beer, because that is better to BBQ with. After dinner, take a 20 minute or so cat nap, then have a shot of cold Pepper Vodka before you go out. Then repeat process. You may shower sometime in between if it is not raining out.

When do I hang out with my kid???

[Richard Burns]

is it just me or beer the makes me piss like a rushin' race horse though

[Sex Wax]

When do I hang out with my kid???

Mine usually spray me with the garden hose when I take a cat nap in the yard. Then a giant water fight ensues. Great fun.

[Crazysix]

Mine usually spray me with the garden hose when I take a cat nap in the yard. Then a giant water fight ensues. Great fun.

isnt drinking beer a family tradition brought over from miyako:scratchchin:

[Richard Burns]

I probaly can't make it friday no excuses though most friday is bookedf there is a HR Sat I will try like hell to get a another kitchen pass and go.

[dk]

Mine usually spray me with the garden hose when I take a cat nap in the yard. Then a giant water fight ensues. Great fun.

What if you don't have a yard???

Are any of the houses near yours available? lol. I don't want to buy. I want to rent. I still don't love this island enough yet to buy a house. :p

[Sex Wax]

When do I hang out with my kid???

When they are old enough to drink.

[Sex Wax]

What if you don't have a yard???

Pass out in the neighbors yard then. Someone will spray you.

[dk]

I probaly can't make it friday no excuses though most friday is bookedf there is a HR Sat I will try like hell to get a kitchen pass.

In Soviet Russia, kitchen pass you!

[DJ Tak]

I don't even know why Sex Wax is all up in this thread. He "might" show up for a little bit but then he's gonna say he has to go to Gate 2 and then he's gonna bounce.

[dk]

I don't even know why Sex Wax is all up in this thread. He "might" show up for a little bit but then he's gonna say he has to go to Gate 2 and then he's gonna bounce.

Yeah, he has to do sound... :rolleyes:

At least I show up (wasted). :p

[Sex Wax]

I don't even know why Sex Wax is all up in this thread. He "might" show up for a little bit but then he's gonna say he has to go to Gate 2 and then he's gonna bounce.

Different reasons: Sometimes I get to Hard Reef as soon as they open after drinking on the seawall. Sometimes I have to go to Fuji's and run sound for the bands that start around 9pm, yet continue to party. Sometimes I dont have to be anywhere, and can go to different places that I dont normally get to go to beacuse i'm working or broke so I do bounce around. I've spent many many many hours at HR. I dont go as often anymore, because I dont live as close, and I work weekend nights alot. But when I do go, and I want to stay there all night, i'm there early, and I leave late. I don't always go on the weekends, I also go during the week, when all the good little boys and girls are in bed waiting to field day or PT in the morning.

[P_chan]

I would so be there if I wasn't halfway around the world:(

[GODH8SU]

I would so be there if I wasn't halfway around the world:(

Me too!:cursing:

[DougP]

Might be a good time to pwn the board again....

[DJ Tak]

Different reasons: Sometimes I get to Hard Reef as soon as they open after drinking on the seawall. Sometimes I have to go to Fuji's and run sound for the bands that start around 9pm, yet continue to party. Sometimes I dont have to be anywhere, and can go to different places that I dont normally get to go to beacuse i'm working or broke so I do bounce around. I've spent many many many hours at HR. I dont go as often anymore, because I dont live as close, and I work weekend nights alot. But when I do go, and I want to stay there all night, i'm there early, and I leave late. I don't always go on the weekends, I also go during the week, when all the good little boys and girls are in bed waiting to field day or PT in the morning.


Blah, likely story Gate 2 lounge lizard!

[bli182_2001]

I'll be there I suppose

[Tenpennies]

You can just confess to me. A lot of people say I look like Jesus.

So much for your church excuse! :D

I am not drinkin when you have the "alcohol rapist" running amock! I don't even know what he looks like, or when he hits!

I just look for the geek that looks just like Jesus, thx.:smile4:

[bli182_2001]

well TP when he hits you will deff. know!

[dk]

I am not drinkin when you have the "alcohol rapist" running amock! I don't even know what he looks like, or when he hits!

I just look for the geek that looks just like Jesus, thx.:smile4:
Yeah, do that. I'm far more attractive than C6 anyway.

I have short hair these days, so try to picture Jesus with short hair. Usually clean shaven on Fridays due to work...

[dk]

i will go this friday..
I will not go this friday... :thumbdown:

\:-)

[DougP]

I will not go this friday... :thumbdown:

\:-)

Are you trying to pwn the board again?:D

[bli182_2001]

Are you trying to pwn the board again?:D

you know he is!:w00t:

[DougP]

you know he is!:w00t:

Somebody will pwn the board today

[TheLastDon]

I will not go this friday... :thumbdown:

\:-)

Cool dk is not going then I will definitely be there!:rolleyes:

[DougP]

Cool dk is not going then I will definitely be there!:rolleyes:

We all need to get together for a brewski. Maybe after I move.:)

[TheLastDon]

We all need to get together for a brewski. Maybe after I move.:)

WHAT!? Your moving? Why? Sick of Cocos?:D

PM if you want.

[GODH8SU]

End of May sounds good.

[DougP]

WHAT!? Your moving? Why? Sick of Cocos?:D

PM if you want.

lol, DK is going to flip out when he reads that. Nothing to keep hush about, just tired of watching a huge chunk of money go towards rent every month.:thumbdown: Trying to stay somewhere in Chatan if at all possible. But we're also looking at places in Uruma. :(

[GODH8SU]

Ooh, Gaijin village!

[DougP]

Ooh, Gaijin village!

Uruma? Or Sunabe? Definitely not moving to Sunabe.:thumbdown:

[TheLastDon]

lol, DK is going to flip out when he reads that. Nothing to keep hush about, just tired of watching a huge chunk of money go towards rent every month.:thumbdown: Trying to stay somewhere in Chatan if at all possible. But we're also looking at places in Uruma. :(

You could probably stay in Chatan, just have to take your time. Of course it all depends on what kind of place you want.

[DougP]

You could probably stay in Chatan, just have to take your time. Of course it all depends on what kind of place you want.

Yup, the only part I'm not to anxious about is the actual moving crap.:thumbdown: I miss being single when I could pretty much pack all my belongings in a duffel bag. Anything else that was too big to carry got pawned or given away.:)

[DJ Tak]

Hey, take your non alcohol, hard reef partying conversation out of this thread! :)

[TheLastDon]

Yup, the only part I'm not to anxious about is the actual moving crap.:thumbdown: I miss being single when I could pretty much pack all my belongings in a duffel bag. Anything else that was too big to carry got pawned or given away.:)

I know what you mean, I was thinking of moving next March when my lease is up. It just seems like a pain.

Let me know if you need a hand.



And this thread is totally derailed. :)

[nana24]

May sounds good i have 3 weeks off yahoooooooo!!!!!!!!!1

[dk]

OMG Doug... You suck balls...

[OtisPMerriweather]

Ay, if you are trying to move to Chatan (American Village), I'm leaving my house (single family two-story) on the 1st! You should try to get that, these houses over here go fast!

[dk]

May sounds good i have 3 weeks off yahoooooooo!!!!!!!!!1

Do you need any HTML help? I'm sure you could become fluent in three weeks time. :thumbup:

[Muku]

Do you need any HTML help? I'm sure you could become fluent in three weeks time. :thumbup:

Somebody has got to teach dk a new pickup line. :scratchchin:

This one got old after the first time he used it.:rolleyes::D

[DJ Tak]

Less than 24 hours to prepare folks.

[dk]

Somebody has got to teach dk a new pickup line. :scratchchin:

This one got old after the first time he used it.:rolleyes::D

It works better than you think! Chicks are suckers for the <a> tag! OMG I made a link! *sex*

[OtisPMerriweather]

Countin down baby! Actually, my work day tomorrow will consist of going to the commissary, grilling for the shop, and then drankin...so if you know where I work, drop by for a bite!

[macker]

I may show up, as long as I bring my "posse" to protect me from the brutes in JU!

[bli182_2001]

Anytime after 9 right? Will be there this weekend

[Crazysix]

sorry guys will not be there

[bli182_2001]

sorry guys will not be there

Everyone has been talkng about this all week, and hyping up the "Big Battle" who can drink more SW or C6

[Crazysix]

Everyone has been talkng about this all week, and hyping up the "Big Battle" who can drink more SW or C6

LOL, yeah and you didnt read the part where I gave up!!!!!:thumbup: anyway it was sexwax/c6 vs DougP and DK

[bli182_2001]

OIC cool, ok well it should be fun without you there. It ghappends everyone once in a while some people cant show up.

[OtisPMerriweather]

6 is full of shit. He will be there.

[bli182_2001]

OPM we will see then, what time are you heading there?

[Crazysix]

6 is full of shit. He will be there.

and you know this mannnnnn!!!!!!!

[dk]

I may show up, as long as I bring my "posse" to protect me from the brutes in JU!
Just stay the **** away from me. I will jack your shit up.

[dk]

Everyone has been talkng about this all week, and hyping up the "Big Battle" who can drink more SW or C6
Sex Wax wins.

[macker]

I'm heading to Maid cafe place for some reflexology massage.

Is squirting about 2.5 cups of man sap on a girls face a "reflex" ?

[OtisPMerriweather]

LOL...man sap!

[GODH8SU]

Or man-chowder for you folks from New England.

[bli182_2001]

Or baby-gravey for all of you youngins

[dk]

Man, I have way too much cash on hand to NOT go out tonight... *sigh*

[GODH8SU]

Man, I have way too much cash on hand to NOT go out tonight... *sigh*

I bet LTG has more.

[OtisPMerriweather]

Infinitely more...but he's not going to spend any of it drinking with "jap-lovers" like us...

[dk]

I bet LTG has more.

OH I highly doubt it! He has to spend his on train fares and overpriced housing!!! :thumbup:

[dk]

Infinitely more...but he's not going to spend any of it drinking with "jap-lovers" like us...

OMG! Are you a "Jap-lover" like me?!!!\:-)

[DJ Tak]

OMG! Are you a "Jap-lover" like me?!!!\:-)

Many of us are :smile4:

[dk]

Many of us are :smile4:

What time are you going tonight. My cash is screaming at me to be spent.

[kintama]

Sounds like you've just volunteered to buy the first five rounds.

[dk]

Sounds like you've just volunteered to buy the first five rounds.

I've already volunteered to help pay for someone who otherwise would not be coming out today. :p

[Kiyashi40]

Umm could you pay for my plane ticket over to okinawa? I'm flat broke right now other wise, I'm there! shhii.... I'd show up and the whole JU forum would leave right then and there I'd have the hard reef and beer to myself LOL!! :))
But first they would beat me like the basement step problem child called "it"! LMAO!! I'd have to come dressed in armor to protect myself.. sheezum pete..

[dk]

I sent you your ticket, Kiyashi. You should have it in the mail tomorrow morning.