How to get a food handler's license

[prekteacher]

Does anyone know where I can get a food handler's license on base or off base?

[Longtermgerm]

Just wtf kind of question is that? If your working for MWR in the kitchen, dont they provide the training required? I was a dishwasher years ago and they did for me. Ask the organization your working for dumbazz. Geez.

[prekteacher]

Just wtf kind of question is that? If your working for MWR in the kitchen, dont they provide the training required? I was a dishwasher years ago and they did for me. Ask the organization your working for dumbazz. Geez.

Listen, you disrespectful crap, i am not working as a DISHWASHER (like you) or waitress at any food establishments on base or off base and I am not planning on doing so EVER. I am not as desperate as you. Don't you call me any names because you don't even know why i am asking for it.

[Richard Burns]

You gotta lot of nerv u damn keyboard warrior. I can see why your hated as you say by Japanese ppl so much. maybe cuz u act like a dick. I don't know u personally so i cant say but if these posts of your are how you interact with ppl than u really need to sort out your personal issues cuz you seem to have a chip on your shoulder.

[Longtermgerm]

LMAO! Now your talking. But check this- you didnt state why you need the certification. Im guessing your applying for a job? I never heard of any job on base that required a food handlers liscense before you applied. Are you a child care provider? Maybe check with the family service center.

[prekteacher]

LMAO! Now your talking. But check this- you didnt state why you need the certification. Im guessing your applying for a job? I never heard of any job on base that required a food handlers liscense before you applied. Are you a child care provider? Maybe check with the family service center.

I'm not answering your questions. You have been very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it. I guess nobody taught you how to speak to a woman.

[Longtermgerm]

I'm not answering your questions. You have been very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it. I guess nobody taught you how to speak to a woman

Lady I suggest you get some thicker skin. This aint the states. The way I talked to you is respectful where Im at

[prekteacher]

I'm not answering your questions. You have been very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it. I guess nobody taught you how to speak to a woman

Lady I suggest you get some thicker skin. This aint the states. The way I talked to you is respectful where Im at

But I'm not where you are. I'm in Okinawa, and people respect each other over here, at least us Okinawans do, and I know most Americans who are staying here do respect us as well.

[Richard Burns]

I'm not answering your questions. You have been very disrespectful and I don't appreciate it. I guess nobody taught you how to speak to a woman

Lady I suggest you get some thicker skin. This aint the states. The way I talked to you is respectful where Im at

and she's also a Japanese citizen genius.

[Longtermgerm]

Your obvisouly not much in the know if you had to ask where to get a "food handeling liscense" Just WTF kind of work do you do anyway? If your into home delivery or shiot like that I think you can get it from city hall. I tell you what though, if you make any kind of dairy product in Japan where bacteria multiplys fast, its going to be tough to get a liscense. Since your probally a SOFA dependant who is bored out of her mind and is resisting banging somebody at the club, that doesnt apply to you since J regs and SOFA regs are two different animals.

Ok I better had edit that last part.

[DJ Tak]

Since your probally a SOFA dependant who is bored out of her mind and is resisting banging somebody at the club, that doesnt apply to you since J regs and SOFA regs are two different animals.



Dude, are you for real?:thumbdown:

[Longtermgerm]

and she's also a Japanese citizen genius.
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And thats supposed to change how I feel? Shiot, that makes it worse.

[Longtermgerm]

yeah I am for real. I worked on the base. I saw dependants giving head when I walked by cars on the way home, and I saw/heard other things which I wont post here. Are you for real? And get this, if she is Japanese, she shouldnt be asking where to get a food handeling liscense for off base folks. If its an on base deal, just ask the powers that be. I just thought it was a strange question that Ive never heard asked before.

[Richard Burns]

Ok I better had edit that last part.

nice move tough guy. We like to run are mouth and then we put are tail between ur eeffin legs nice move Stewart Little.

[prekteacher]

and she's also a Japanese citizen genius.
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And thats supposed to change how I feel? Shiot, that makes it worse.


I think you should go back where you came from.

[Richard Burns]

he's get his ass beat in the States acting like that if not ******* shot.

[prekteacher]

And I am not a bored SOFA dependent, either.

[Longtermgerm]

Well I think you should post just WTF your trying to communicate so you dont provoke post like this. You never did state what the liscense is for, what you do, etc. Get with it lady, I mean come on. I have to babysit Japs all day at work so I dont have the patience for this shiot.

[Richard Burns]

And I am not a bored SOFA dependent, either.

funnier part is u make more money than this fool will ever see.:D

[Longtermgerm]

Yo burns you never did spill who you work for.

[Richard Burns]

Yo burns you never did spill who you work for.

maybe cuz it's none of ur business. Did it ever occur to you that you shouldnt post too much info on line? I know you don't have much common sense but please just try thinking for a minute. Go very slow though we don't want you hurting yourself.

[prekteacher]

I told you already, I am not going to give you any more information since you've disrespected me. What you should have done the first time is ask properly. You should not have called me names and you should also watch your language. Not all people appreciate the way you speak.

[Longtermgerm]

maybe cuz it's none of ur business. Did it ever occur to you that you shouldnt post too much info on line? I know you don't have much common sense but please just try thinking for a minute. Go very slow though we don't want you hurting yourself.

Oh but you just posted some bull about tail between the legs? But then you put it out there that you work for the J government and make more than me. So where you work at dude?

[DJ Tak]

Get with it lady, I mean come on. I have to babysit Japs all day at work so I dont have the patience for this shiot.

As if you being here is mandatory.
:rolleyes:

[Richard Burns]

Oh but you just posted some bull about tail between the legs? But then you put it out there that you work for the J government and make more than me. So where you work at dude?

I never SAID I make more than you. I never insulted you and I didnt start crap until you started putting me on blast. I simply said that my crap jobs were easier for ME than the military. The military wasn't really for me so I just did my time and did my best while there and moved on. Now I finally have a career I love and I do make a lot of money. I'm not rich but finally happy for once in my life considering the cards have always been stacked against me. Okinawa has shown nothing but love to me. I can't speak for Mainland I never worked or lived there. I'm sorry if you are having trouble up there, Ik its hard for us gaijin to make it out here but I am never going back to the states. Here is so much better for me and my family. I'm sorry if I am being a dick but you did start crap first.

[Longtermgerm]

As if you being here is mandatory.

If I said the same thing to Japanese in the states, oh shiot! Id loose my job. I know one dude who was a teacher at a junior college in the states and he was in nam. He stated that he didnt like Asians and the Japanese exchange students had him removed. Same thing goes for the base or anywhere they get pampered. Better treat you like a little child or else......

[prekteacher]

I have to babysit Japs all day at work so I dont have the patience for this shiot.

I don't understand why you're still typing. I feel so special.

[Longtermgerm]

until you started putting me on blast


You felt like you were on blast?...lol. Sorry, I didnt know you was so sensitive

[prekteacher]

As if you being here is mandatory.

If I said the same thing to Japanese in the states, oh shiot! Id loose my job. I know one dude who was a teacher at a junior college in the states and he was in nam. He stated that he didnt like Asians and the Japanese exchange students had him removed. Same thing goes for the base or anywhere they get pampered. Better treat you like a little child or else......

I don't understand why you hate us so much but still manage to stay.

[dk]

Watch the insults. Read the rules if you haven't yet. Thank you. That is all.

LTG, I gave you a warning, not an infraction. There will be no more warnings. That one was a freebie. :)

[Richard Burns]

until you started putting me on blast


You felt like you were on blast?...lol. Sorry, I didnt know you was so sensitive

well for lack of better words and I am drinking but u are starting crap.

[Longtermgerm]

I don't understand why you hate us so much but still manage to stay

LOL. Now thats the best one Ive read all day, maybe all week. Didnt start out this way lady, believe me, it grows. Lets see. How about trying to find decent housing? Well Im a gaijin so I dont rate. How about work? Well if your white, which I am, well give you consideration but your still made to feel like an outcast. My filipino friend cant find shiot. I could go on and on....but you "cant understand" Well I do, and I understand very well. I will speak up on the subject and well do so often. Get used to it because Im not going away. The thing is all you Japanese expect to be treated as equal as it should be but you have no concept of equality amoungst yourselves. Ive seen some real fuked up bullshiot up here, and it aint touchy feely shiot, real imperial Nanking japan shiot and I didnt know it was like this. So yes, there is some hate, its a real double fuking standard. The word needs to be put out. Some of you try to whitewash everything and do the cute little smiley shiot. Its all fake.

[Richard Burns]

QUOTE function is your friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prekteacher]

Why don't you just move back to the states? They have better, bigger housing, and the job market is not too good but you won't feel like an outcast. If your Filipino friend grew up in the Philippines, then I do understand why even if it is "hard" to find a job and live in a foreign country, he's still there. Life is hard in the Philippines, I know because I was there for seventeen years, and you'll find Filipinos everywhere because they work hard to provide for family back home or just live a better life.

[prekteacher]

QUOTE function is your friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL that's funny! :thumbup1:

[dk]

Why don't you just move back to the states?

You need an education (or experience) to get a job in the states. \:-) Many of my "entrepreneur" (sarcasm) acquaintances would be jobless or flipping burgers if they moved back to the states.

[Longtermgerm]

Why don't you just move back to the states? They have better, bigger housing, and the job market is not too good but you won't feel like an outcast. If your Filipino friend grew up in the Philippines, then I do understand why even if it is "hard" to find a job and live in a foreign country, he's still there. Life is hard in the Philippines, I know because I was there for seventeen years, and you'll find Filipinos everywhere because they work hard to provide for family back home or just live a better life


LOL. Just move on back to that states there gaijin. Please go home, you dont fit into our caste system. Wow, how japanese of you, are you smirking as you type? How many times have I heard that one. Strange thing is, when I was just in Hawaii, I saw hordes of japanese everywhere. Guess they feel welcome. Seems there are hundreds of companines in the states as well, but they are blocked from doing business here. You see, if it benefits you, youll accept but if it requires cooperation or international accpecptance, you decline. You whine on the base or at the embassies about how you cant speak English, but demand that we gaijin speak Nihongo. So you going to have to do better than that my friend, Im not just off the plane. I see Japanese everyday take something made from another country, mindfuk it and they try to explain it to me as if they invented it! Its like your whole DNA is all fuked up...lol! I mean its incredible sometimes the things that you say and do!

[DougP]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DougGTR32/untitled-2.jpg

[Longtermgerm]

And I must say this, as "uncomfortable" as it is to talk about. I never cared about the Iwo memorial in Washington before. I was like, that was old skool shiot, today is different. Now Ive changed. Those guys who beat down those animals are heros. If the Japanese would of won the war, shiot, Id rather be dead then live under that. Thats why Singapore went ballz to the wall when the rebuilt their country. The Japananse tried to rape them. Same with other countries exception is the Phillipines.

[prekteacher]

Why don't you just move back to the states? They have better, bigger housing, and the job market is not too good but you won't feel like an outcast. If your Filipino friend grew up in the Philippines, then I do understand why even if it is "hard" to find a job and live in a foreign country, he's still there. Life is hard in the Philippines, I know because I was there for seventeen years, and you'll find Filipinos everywhere because they work hard to provide for family back home or just live a better life


LOL. Just move on back to that states there gaijin. Please go home, you dont fit into our caste system. Wow, how japanese of you, are you smirking as you type? How many times have I heard that one. Strange thing is, when I was just in Hawaii, I saw hordes of japanese everywhere. Guess they feel welcome. Seems there are hundreds of companines in the states as well, but they are blocked from doing business here. You see, if it benefits you, youll accept but if it requires cooperation or international accpecptance, you decline. You whine on the base or at the embassies about how you cant speak English, but demand that we gaijin speak Nihongo. So you going to have to do better than that my friend, Im not just off the plane. I see Japanese everyday take something made from another country, mindfuk it and they try to explain it to me as if they invented it! Its like your whole DNA is all fuked up...lol! I mean its incredible sometimes the things that you say and do!


That's not what I'm trying to say. I'm just saying, if you feel like you're an outcast, then move. If you hate us so much because of how you think we think and live our lives, then move. It doesn't even have to be the states, move to Korea or something, just don't live your live walking around hating the people that you see everyday.

[dk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DougGTR32/untitled-2.jpg

Oh man, pwn3d! :thumbup:

[Richard Burns]

Why don't you just move back to the states? They have better, bigger housing, and the job market is not too good but you won't feel like an outcast. If your Filipino friend grew up in the Philippines, then I do understand why even if it is "hard" to find a job and live in a foreign country, he's still there. Life is hard in the Philippines, I know because I was there for seventeen years, and you'll find Filipinos everywhere because they work hard to provide for family back home or just live a better life


LOL. Just move on back to that states there gaijin. Please go home, you dont fit into our caste system. Wow, how japanese of you, are you smirking as you type? How many times have I heard that one. Strange thing is, when I was just in Hawaii, I saw hordes of japanese everywhere. Guess they feel welcome. Seems there are hundreds of companines in the states as well, but they are blocked from doing business here. You see, if it benefits you, youll accept but if it requires cooperation or international accpecptance, you decline. You whine on the base or at the embassies about how you cant speak English, but demand that we gaijin speak Nihongo. So you going to have to do better than that my friend, Im not just off the plane. I see Japanese everyday take something made from another country, mindfuk it and they try to explain it to me as if they invented it! Its like your whole DNA is all fuked up...lol! I mean its incredible sometimes the things that you say and do!

this is funny. I start Japanese class this week too and once I get fluent and Kanjji and what not down I'm seriously think of applying for Japanese citizenship so if all goes well I'll be telling u the same thing seeing I won't be a gaijin anymore:grin1:

[prekteacher]

The Japananse tried to rape them. Same with other countries exception is the Phillipines.

Huh? I don't understand.

[dk]

Richard, you'll always be a gaijin as long as you live in Japan.

[prekteacher]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DougGTR32/untitled-2.jpg

LOL good one!

[Longtermgerm]

Huh? I don't understand

Well you wouldnt because the Japanese elite have found ways to leave it out of the history books. Why shiot, you all believe you were the liberators and we Americans were the oppressors.

[Richard Burns]

Richard, you'll always be a gaijin as long as you live in Japan.

come on Dk dont kill me :crying:

[dk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DougGTR32/untitled-2.jpg

Dude, I keep clicking that picture and nothing is happening.

[prekteacher]

Huh? I don't understand

Well you wouldnt because the Japanese elite have found ways to leave it out of the history books. Why shiot, you all believe you were the liberators and we Americans were the oppressors.

No, I meant about the Philippines being an exception. What did you mean by that?

[dk]

come on Dk dont kill me :crying:

It's the way it is. You may be accepted and you may fully accept the culture as your own, but you will always be gaijinsan. Especially to those fools who don't know you.

[Longtermgerm]

You know I was on the train a few months back and some idiot was going bizerk like Japanese do. He kept saying my headphones were too loud, just being a duechbag because Im a gaijin I guess. I told him, Im sorry I only know 2 Japanese words-
Hiroshima and Nagasaki! LOL. He didnt like it at all but it shut him up.

[DougP]

Dude, I keep clicking that picture and nothing is happening.

You're not the only one apparently.:D

[Richard Burns]

You know I was on the train a few months back and some idiot was going bizerk like Japanese do. He kept saying my headphones were too loud, just being a duechbag because Im a gaijin I guess. I told him, Im sorry I only know 2 Japanese words-
Hiroshima and Nagasaki! LOL. He didnt like it at all but it shut him up.

now that is funny:thumbup1: though I think you are a douch bag too though but that is a good line

[Longtermgerm]

No, I meant about the Philippines being an exception. What did you mean by that?

Oh I get it your Filipino, or maybe mixed? Cool. Nothing against them, Ive had a few issues with them but we all do. What I meant was the Phillipines welcomes Japanese now, back in the day they hated them. Their country has gone to shiot and instead of investing in their infrastructure, they remain corrupt and send all their engineers abroad. Thats one fuked up country.

[Longtermgerm]

You know dude I think he thought I was talking about a trip or something because he said "ha? hiroshima?" I said yeah mutherfuker you know...kaboom! but he didnt get it.

[Richard Burns]

The damn United States is one of the most corupt countries. Look at these bailouts, patriot act, war on drugs, come on........

[Longtermgerm]

Its not if your a minority. Can you picture an Obama as pres in Japan? Hed be passing out flyers in Roppongi, thats what hed be doing. People like you get all hung up on attacking the states. War on drugs? Shiot, get caught with weed over here, while being gaijin.

[Longtermgerm]

You all seem a little dense down there in Oki. Must be that warm weather. Its just getting warm up here, winters are a muther fuker, throw in the flu and its real hell. 100 percent RH at 6 C makes for on miserable day. Anyways, spring is here, which means more babes are out which makes it all bearable. Off to bed, got to hit that train at 5 and start it all over again. OUT>

[prekteacher]

No, I meant about the Philippines being an exception. What did you mean by that?

Oh I get it your Filipino, or maybe mixed? Cool. Nothing against them, Ive had a few issues with them but we all do. What I meant was the Phillipines welcomes Japanese now, back in the day they hated them. Their country has gone to shiot and instead of investing in their infrastructure, they remain corrupt and send all their engineers abroad. Thats one fuked up country.

you should move there. ;) Since you think you know us Asians so much, you should go there and change the way things are. Oh, and America welcomes us Japanese too, I don't see why you don't have a problem with that... oh, yeah that's right you do. I think you have a problem with Asians in general.

[Richard Burns]

You all seem a little dense down there in Oki. Must be that warm weather. Its just getting warm up here, winters are a muther fuker, throw in the flu and its real hell. 100 percent RH at 6 C makes for on miserable day. Anyways, spring is here, which means more babes are out which makes it all bearable. Off to bed, got to hit that train at 5 and start it all over again. OUT>

okay sleep tight and I hope you don't wake up

[dk]

You all seem a little dense down there in Oki. Must be that warm weather. Its just getting warm up here, winters are a muther fuker, throw in the flu and its real hell. 100 percent RH at 6 C makes for on miserable day. Anyways, spring is here, which means more babes are out which makes it all bearable. Off to bed, got to hit that train at 5 and start it all over again. OUT>

Hah, we're dense? Mr. Icantfigureoutthequotebuttonengineer. :D

[Richard Burns]

Hah, we're dense? Mr. Icantfigureoutthequotebuttonengineer. :D

damn dk u pwned this cat:thumbup1: get em

[dk]

you should move there. ;) Since you think you know us Asians so much, you should go there and change the way things are. Oh, and America welcomes us Japanese too, I don't see why you don't have a problem with that... oh, yeah that's right you do. I think you have a problem with Asians in general.

I don't have a problem with Asian women at all.

Do you need any HTML help? \:-)

[prekteacher]

I don't have a problem with Asian women at all.

Do you need any HTML help? \:-)

LOL that is a nice pick-up line.

[prekteacher]

Hah, we're dense? Mr. Icantfigureoutthequotebuttonengineer. :D

:thumbup: good one

[dk]

LOL that is a nice pick-up line.

I use it numerous times every day on this forum. :thumbup:

[commando]

Its not if your a minority. Can you picture an Obama as pres in Japan? Hed be passing out flyers in Roppongi, thats what hed be doing. People like you get all hung up on attacking the states. War on drugs? Shiot, get caught with weed over here, while being gaijin.

You ever hear of Toyotomi Hideoshi? Born a peasant, he worked his way up the ranks and became Kampaku, or an Imperial Regent (defacto shogun) of Japan. It'd be like Truman or Eisenhower being mustang generals after leaving the projects, then elected president. Oh, and that all happened here by 1584.

[Longtermgerm]

You ever hear of Toyotomi Hideoshi? Born a peasant, he worked his way up the ranks and became Kampaku, or an Imperial Regent (defacto shogun) of Japan. It'd be like Truman or Eisenhower being mustang generals after leaving the projects, then elected president. Oh, and that all happened here by 1584.

Well comes the ignorance. The Nazi troll did some reading on wiki about Hideoshi. Your comparing apples and oranges, idiot....lol. The peasant Hideoshi....arent you the comedian... we were discussing FORIEGNERS in Japan there brainstorm...have you ever even been to Japan?

When I get back to the states I aint sayin shiot about life in Japan. I can see right now what Im in for....LMAO.

[z's inmate#2341]

Congrats, you learned how to use the quote button finally. Now read the forum rules, especially about name calling. Tks

[dk]

Steeeeeeriiiiiiiike TWO.

[Sex Wax]

Does anyone know where I can get a food handler's license on base or off base?

I had to take a class over by Chibana to get some type of food handlers license so that we could keep one of the clubs I work at open late. I guess if you have a club that stays open late, you are supposed to have some type of food available. I think we went through city hall, and they told us when the classes were held. It was an all day class, all in Japanese. Then I got a certificate with my name on it, and it is supposed to stay at the club so the inspectors can see it.

[dk]

That's very interesting, Sex Wax.

[Sex Wax]

I think it cost like 3000-4000 yen. I didn't understand too much, but it just seemed like common sense stuff. Like dont throw water on a grease fire and dont cut your chicken, beef and fish on the same cutting board. But for some off-base establishments, the owners and the employees have to have the certificate.

[Kye77]

At long last, someone who helps the lady...:)

[Longtermgerm]

The thing is, I dont know one japanese who would ever come to this forum to ask such a basic, stupid question. Shiot, Im not even Japanese and dont work with food and I know how to get the answer.

[DougP]

That's very interesting, Sex Wax.

hmmm:scratchchin: that IS very interesting.

:grin1:

[kintama]

This has been the most entertaining thread ever on JU!

[DougP]

This has been the most entertaining thread ever on JU!

No it hasn't :D

[dk]

No it hasn't :D

Smher's Brazilian wax thread was the most entertaining thread ever, lol.

[commando]

Well comes the ignorance. The Nazi troll did some reading on wiki about Hideoshi. Your comparing apples and oranges, idiot....lol. The peasant Hideoshi....arent you the comedian... we were discussing FORIEGNERS in Japan there brainstorm...have you ever even been to Japan?

When I get back to the states I aint sayin shiot about life in Japan. I can see right now what Im in for....LMAO.
Weren't we talking about how "Obama" could never happen here...but Obama's not a foreigner in the US...you might be surprised to learn that foreigners can't become president in America. It's the law.:rolleyes:


Moving on. Of course you know the origin of the word gaijin, what some folks translate as foreigner, don't you?

Calling gaijin a mere contraction of gaikokujin is not historically accurate. According to ancient texts and prewar dictionaries, gaijin (or "guwaijin" in the contemporary rendering) once referred to Japanese people too. Anyone not from your village, in-group etc., was one. It was a way of showing you don't belong here — even (according to my 1978 Kojien, Japan's premier dictionary) "regarded as an enemy" ("tekishi"). Back then there were other (even more unsavory) words for foreigners anyway, so gaijin has a separate etymology from words specifically meaning "extra-national."http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20080805ad.html

As Toyotomi came from the small fishing village of Nakamura (now a district in the city of Nagoya), and the territory of Owari, which is one district in Aichi Prefecture now, he was a gaijin to a good chunk of the rest of the people in the various fiefdoms around the islands that now make up Japan. See, there was no country back then, just a bunch of different domains. No shogunate had complete military control of the country until Toyotomi completed the unification. He never did receive the coveted title of Shogun, though. Bloody peasants!

[Richard Burns]

Richard, you'll always be a gaijin as long as you live in Japan.

I guess your right but just to get this clear so a Japanese American born to Japanese American parents and never been to Japan a day in their life can come here and not be a gaijin yet one of us can get a Japanese passport and name tomorrow and we're still a gaijin? Hmmm:scratchchin:

[Longtermgerm]

Well me thinks that commando needs to bring its azz over here and reside. Shiot he could even take up citizenship. You seem to know more than most Japanese do about their own history.

Ill even give you pointers on how to get it:

www.debito.org

[dk]

LOL odds are you shouldn't be giving anyone pointers about ANYTHING.

[dk]

I guess your right but just to get this clear so a Japanese American born to Japanese American parents and never been to Japan a day in their life can come here and not be a gaijin yet one of us can get a Japanese passport and name tomorrow and we're still a gaijin? Hmmm:scratchchin:

Pretty sure halves are still considered gaijin, or at the very least impure.

[DoctorP]

Pretty sure halves are still considered gaijin, or at the very least impure.

I haven't been pure for a while now.:-|

[dk]

I haven't been pure for a while now.:-|

**** you for not inviting me over for some of those wings. You are lucky you are not on my ignore list! :ohmy:

[commando]

Well me thinks that commando needs to bring its azz over here and reside.
Tokyo? No thanks! Visited plenty of times, but have no desire to live there. Lived in other parts of the mainland though, including a place Oda Nobunaga spent a few years, Tokugawa Ieyasu's birthplace, and traveled as many places up there as I could over many years. Good times, and was definitely happy in a small city close to both the mountains and some of Japan's other big cities for fun & games.

Shiot he could even take up citizenship. You seem to know more than most Japanese do about their own history.
Why would I want a third passport? Permanent residence here is plenty. As for history, whenever I discuss it with the locals, they're kind enough to fill in the gaps in the details I do remember.

Ill even give you pointers on how to get it:

www.debito.org
I have some other Japan forums and blogs where I prefer to fish for info. Not to mention, I lived right down the street from immigration for a time, and always found them polite and helpful. Friends in kencho and shiyakusho are also nice.:)

[hankypanky]

I think your name is shiot because shiot is all you say and shiot is all your about and shiot is ****in' spelled wrong you backwards mother****er:smile4:..........................shio t go back to the states:105:

[Sex Wax]

So........how's the search for a food handlers license going?

[Muku]

Since this thread is now about Japanese history, food handling, and other SHIOT:D:rolleyes:....I want to talk about the history of breasts getting in the way of people trying to break into other people's homes here in Japan.

Breasts, the food of the God's and no license required either!:D

Hehe, an interesting story on Japanese model Serena Kazakura whose big breasts have not only boosted her career, but also helped her overturn a court verdict (http://fisherwy.blogspot.com/2008/03/serena-kazakura-giant-breasts-won-her.html)

Serena Kazakura. Japanese Model. Big Breasts. Big deal? Well, it’s because of her big breasts that a Judge tossed a guilty verdict of property destruction out the window.
Serena Kozakura was convicted last year of property damage as a man claimed that she had kicked in a wooden door of his room and crawled inside - supposedly because she was furious that he was with another woman. The 38-year-old has a 44 inch bust and there was no way that she would have been able to fit through such a small opening. During the trial, her defense attorneys held up a plate the size of the hole and explained that Serena was too well endowed to have been able to get through. Serena had said previously that the man himself was the one who made the hole.
Judge Kunio Harada threw out the guilty verdict and did not believe the man’s account of what had happened. Kozakura said, “but it was my breasts that won in court”.
Kozakura went on the Asahi network [video below, in Japanese] and demonstrated how it was impossible for her fit through such a small opening.

http://lh3.google.com/fisherwy/R86_MkRCK0I/AAAAAAAANuQ/X434RFWGRuY/Serena%20Kozakura%20and%20her%20big%20breasts%20pi cture%5B3%5D

[Longtermgerm]

People here get offended easy thats for sure. I got to start my own blog, man I can see it now, the controversy! When you hit on something people dont know about it can go either way. It dont bother me, as I said before there is always more to come.

[DoctorP]

I got to start my own blog, man I can see it now, the controversy!

No one would read it.

[P_chan]

Now come on guys be nice. It's quite obvious that longtermgerm doesn't have many friends and is lonely. I mean think about it! With his superior knowledge on ALL things and the simple fact that he makes more money then all of us means he is too cool for us common folk:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Tempestuous]

Just wtf kind of question is that? If your working for MWR in the kitchen, dont they provide the training required? I was a dishwasher years ago and they did for me. Ask the organization your working for dumbazz. Geez.

Explain to me where you are that it is acceptable to call some one a dumb-ass for asking a question.

Perhaps they are considering a job that would require one.
Or they HEARD about a job & they are just checking out what would be required....looking at what they need to do/where they need to go.

Even to serve beverages you need a food handlers permit.
You'd likely need one to run a day care, open a private school or pre-school.
So before you fly off the handle cussing or name calling, Mr.WTF, you could give them a little slack.

BTW, many jobs do require you have food handlers permit in hand prior to beginning to work. Some may offer a little lee-way in that you can start some of your training without it- but you have to have it before you can actually work.

[macker]

WHo called me a dumbass????




<Takes off coat......>

[Muku]

WHo called me a dumbass????

<Takes off coat......>
I am fairly certain it was the longterm in my opinion who is shit up to the ears and rest is concrete germ.:D

[dk]

WHo called me a dumbass????




<Takes off coat......>
Hey dumbass! Yeah you! Sup! You want some?!

[Sex Wax]

Hey dumbass! Yeah you! Sup! You want some?!

fight !!! fight !!! fight !!!

[dk]

I wouldn't call it a fight. Macker wouldn't last three seconds!!!

[Sex Wax]

I wouldn't call it a fight. Macker wouldn't last three seconds!!!

BURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[dk]

Macker is so fat....

when he step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

he once went on a seafood diet...whenever he saw food he ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around him!

when he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

he sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

he make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use him to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

he was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit him.

he makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell him to haul ass, he gotta make two trips.

when he farted he launched himself into orbit.

he lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted him...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting him on the road I ran out of Petrol!

he could be the eighth continent.

he nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to him is gravity.

his Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark he got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

he make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

his fave food is seconds.

his belt size is Equator.

he eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

he wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on him

he shows up on radar.

he needs a map to find him butt.

he fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

he wears an asteroid belt.

his Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

he has TB ... 2 bellys.

he's once, twice, three times a lady.

he was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use him as a trampoline

stunt agencies use him as an air mattress

when he opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

he got a new gig at the Cinema...he works as the screen

he once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, he wasn't kidding!

he deep fries his toothpaste.

[Sex Wax]

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[Longtermgerm]

BTW, many jobs do require you have food handlers permit in hand prior to beginning to work. Some may offer a little lee-way in that you can start some of your training without it- but you have to have it before you can actually work

Not on the base they dont. Base work is like 99% of all work that foriegners do in Oki, I dont see why you needed to post that, I guess your another of one of those who want to school somebody because you have lived in Okinawa. Okinawa does not represent japan, it represents an occupied territory of the U.S. Oki is also the poorest prefecture in Japan, so if a JN can do it a foriegner damn sure aint getting it. What Im posting here is pretty much no brainer shiot, so I dont see why you need to get all up in arms. Things that bad down there?

[Sex Wax]

Not on the base they dont. Base work is like 99% of all work that foriegners do in Oki, I dont see why you needed to post that, I guess your another of one of those who want to school somebody because you have lived in Okinawa. Okinawa does not represent japan, it represents an occupied territory of the U.S. Oki is also the poorest prefecture in Japan, so if a JN can do it a foriegner damn sure aint getting it. What Im posting here is pretty much no brainer shiot, so I dont see why you need to get all up in arms. Things that bad down there?

Dude,......just dude.

You must like fish'n, cause you are sure doing alot of trolling.

[P_chan]

Don't feed the troll!

[Longtermgerm]

This is my thread, (well it feels like it now since so many of you responded to what I post) how can I be the troll there, my loser friend! Im responding to what somebody else posted.

[Longtermgerm]

BTW, is this where you work?

› Japan Jobs › SAN Consulting › Beach Resort Jobs
Beach Resort Jobs - Okinawa
Job ID: 26240
Post date: Apr 3, 2009
Company:
SAN Consulting
Job Type:
Entry Level
Work Type:
Contract
Salary:
¥110,000/Month
Location:
Onna, Okinawa
Requirements:
English: Conversational level
Japanese: Basic level
Must currently reside in Japan
Description:

Work in beautiful Okinawa! Experience the natural beauty of Japan, improve your Japanese, make lifelong friends, and get paid for it!

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY

Telephone Interviews are being held now. Anyone who passes a brief Japanese Language assessment will be eligible to participate in one of this year's programs.

Job Description: Restaurant, Gift Shop, Ticket Sales, Recreational Equipment Rental, Beach/Pool Attendant, Bellhop, Concierge, Hotel Front Desk.

Period of Employment: 3+ month Contracts starting on the first of each month from May to July.

Benefits: FREE Accommodation

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JPY110,000 before tax per month. Sounds about right for Oki. You can make more than that working at the Lawson store up here.

[P_chan]

This is my thread, (well it feels like it now since so many of you responded to what I post) how can I be the troll there, my loser friend! Im responding to what somebody else posted.

I'm not your friend buddy! But seriously, do you read your own posts? Since you've gotten here you've constantly looked down on pretty much everyone except yourself. Then you come into this thread an call the OP a dumb ass...WTF? Stop acting like a freaking kid!

So yes, you are a troll!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

[Longtermgerm]

Oh go unwad those panties. You already having a bad day? Man I aint even got started yet...LOL

[dk]

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What you got, Macker? What you got?!!!

[Longtermgerm]

Then you come into this thread an call the OP a dumb ass..

So whats the OP and why is it such a big deal if I call him or her a dumbazz? Is that like off limits, they are god or something? Seems like I can read something in all that you typed that maybe your trying to score some brownie points with somebody?

[kintama]

Has anyone invited LTG to the HR Friday night? It's gonna be a CODE RED!

[Richard Burns]

Has anyone invited LTG to the HR Friday night? It's gonna be a CODE RED!

pls I hope not cuz i plan on going one night and i dont need to be getting arrested or breaking damn property:ohmy:

[DougP]

What you got, Macker? What you got?!!!

German purse:rolleyes:

[DoctorP]

German purse:rolleyes:

C'mon Doug you can do better!

[prekteacher]

No one would read it.

yep you are right

[P_chan]

Oh go unwad those panties. You already having a bad day? Man I aint even got started yet...LOL

Whenever I read your posts this image comes to mind:rolleyes:

http://www.baylinerownersclub.org/albums/album519/head_up_your_ass.jpg

That, or the coworker that everyone has had at least once that people just "put up with" just to be polite.

[P_chan]

Has anyone invited LTG to the HR Friday night? It's gonna be a CODE RED!

Geographically impossible!

[P_chan]

Then you come into this thread an call the OP a dumb ass..

So whats the OP and why is it such a big deal if I call him or her a dumbazz? Is that like off limits, they are god or something? Seems like I can read something in all that you typed that maybe your trying to score some brownie points with somebody?

IIRC there is something in the rules about refraining from insulting people. I'd imagine a sharp guy like yourself would have read the rules before posting. Oh wait, that's right! You can't even figure out the quote function so the answer is obvious! Also, if a customer or coworker at your workplace came up to you and asked a question would you call them a dumb ass?

That huge income of yours must have caused your thought process to come to a screeching halt:rolleyes:

[proudtobnotpc]

Geogrphically impossible!

that's only IF HE IS REALLY IS IN TOKYO?

[Richard Burns]

that's only IF HE IS REALLY IS IN TOKYO?

uk i never thought of that. this is a good damn point he probaly posting from Iowa. damn this cats lame

[dk]

Gotttam you guys suck at spelling and grammar!!!!! :D

Purposeful misspelling of "goddamn" for sound effect.

[DougP]

Gotttdamn you guys suck at spelling and grammar!!!!! :D

Education system fails again:argh14:

"Sorry books, looks like you've been stood up again, I'm locking up now, better luck tomorrow." Unknown Librarian

[dk]

Geogrphically impossible!

You too! Holy cheese!

[P_chan]

You too! Holy cheese!


I MURDER spelling and grammar without my spell check:D

[dk]

German purse:rolleyes:

Is Macker your booooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyfriend?! :thumbup:

[DougP]

Is Macker your booooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyfriend?! :thumbup:

Spell check fail, spell check fail!!!:D

And run this through dictionary.com while you're at it! t(-_-t)

[prekteacher]

The thing is, I dont know one japanese who would ever come to this forum to ask such a basic, stupid question. Shiot, Im not even Japanese and dont work with food and I know how to get the answer.

well it's because i always come to this forum to ask questions and i always get good and useful answers... then you show up in this forum and start cussing me out and insulting me and the rest of us who are here just having a good time.... and you know what, you have a point... why would i ask this here when i'm a Japanese and I should know these stuff? the thing is, I DON'T!!! and THIS IS NOT BASIC STUFF.

GET OVER IT and leave me alone! There are others here who know the answer, and actually I already got my answer, and no thanks to you. They were very nice to me, unlike you, you do not know how to treat a woman right, you do not know how to speak to anyone correctly. Now don't even let me talk about your spelling... I don't have a problem with people here who misspell, because they are waaay nicer than you.

look, you are not IN the MARINES anymore, if that's what you are proud of. I don't have a problem with others who are proud of being a marine once, as a matter of fact, i respect them. but it's your kind that disgusts me. the ones that don't get over the way they talked to you in bootcamp, and the way they talked at work......... gosh, get over it.

[proudtobnotpc]

Gotttam you guys suck at spelling and grammar!!!!! :D

Purposeful misspelling of "goddamn" for sound effect.

it is seems to get more difficult with each beer, now on the 8th (kirin super 7) sorry sir will try harder :army:

[dk]

it is seems to get more difficult with each beer, now on the 8th (kirin super 7) sorry sir will try harder :army:

You better! People are watching!!!!

[dk]

well it's because i always come to this forum to ask questions and i always get good and useful answers... then you show up in this forum and start cussing me out and insulting me and the rest of us who are here just having a good time.... and you know what, you have a point... why would i ask this here when i'm a Japanese and I should know these stuff? the thing is, I DON'T!!! and THIS IS NOT BASIC STUFF.

GET OVER IT and leave me alone! There are others here who know the answer, and actually I already got my answer, and no thanks to you. They were very nice to me, unlike you, you do not know how to treat a woman right, you do not know how to speak to anyone correctly. Now don't even let me talk about your spelling... I don't have a problem with people here who misspell, because they are waaay nicer than you.

look, you are not IN the MARINES anymore, if that's what you are proud of. I don't have a problem with others who are proud of being a marine once, as a matter of fact, i respect them. but it's your kind that disgusts me. the ones that don't get over the way they talked to you in bootcamp, and the way they talked at work......... gosh, get over it.

Don't worry about it. HE. DOES. NOT. MATTER. :thumbup:

[prekteacher]

So........how's the search for a food handlers license going?

thank you so much. i am going to get a food handler's card next Wednesday. Thanks again Sex Wax!!! :)

[Richard Burns]

thank you so much. i am going to get a food handler's card next Wednesday. Thanks again Sex Wax!!! :)

yup sexwax is the kool guy, beach bum and damn good lighting and dj guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!damn i miss fujis

[DougP]

Congrats PKT!! :)

[dk]

yup sexwax is the kool guy, beach bum and damn good lighting and dj guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!damn i miss fujis

Shit, you need to see him rake sand. Phenomenal!

[Sex Wax]

Shit, you need to see him rake sand. Phenomenal!

I like to make little geometric designs in the sand. Then, when people try and walk over them, I yell "WATCH OUT !!! UNEXPLODED ORDINANCE".

[Longtermgerm]

Isnt dick short for richard? I think your name needs a modificaton. From now on you are hereby Dick Burn. Suites you right?

[dk]

Hahaha! He's back! Or his son is back!

[Longtermgerm]

GET OVER IT and leave me alone! There are others here who know the answer, and actually I already got my answer

Look lady, I know the ratio of female to male down there is fuked up, but dont you start with the authority bullshit with me.. I could give a shit less about you, I was just pointing out how stupid you are. Maybe your something special down there but where Im at we are the competition. I dont suffer from dick burn like the other clowns here cuz I dont need to spank, I got all the women I could ever need up here.

[Longtermgerm]

You all must have some sort of heiarchy down there, Im feeling it in your post. Fuk all that man. I think Ill stay put for now.

[DougP]

I think Ill stay put for now.

Can I quote you on that? Better yet can you quote anyone on anything yet?:D

[Crazysix]

GET OVER IT and leave me alone! There are others here who know the answer, and actually I already got my answer

Look lady, I know the ratio of female to male down there is fuked up, but dont you start with the authority bullshit with me.. I could give a shit less about you, I was just pointing out how stupid you are. Maybe your something special down there but where Im at we are the competition. I dont suffer from dick burn like the other clowns here cuz I dont need to spank, I got all the women I could ever need up here.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2030048/Toronto_Transvestite_Ball_Full.jpg

[z's inmate#2341]

I dont suffer from dick burn like the other clowns here cuz I dont need to spank, I got all the women I could ever need up here.

yes, yes, plenty of prostitutes around. If you aren't careful tho, ur dick may start burning:ohmy:

[P_chan]

GET OVER IT and leave me alone! There are others here who know the answer, and actually I already got my answer

Look lady, I know the ratio of female to male down there is fuked up, but dont you start with the authority bullshit with me.. I could give a shit less about you, I was just pointing out how stupid you are. Maybe your something special down there but where Im at we are the competition. I dont suffer from dick burn like the other clowns here cuz I dont need to spank, I got all the women I could ever need up here.

Last time I was in okinawa the fine womenz were everywhere! Gotta love Jusco or Shinto-shin on a weekend:thumbup:

:edit: Sorry LTG but soap land girls and women you pay for don't count!

[prekteacher]

I got all the women I could ever need up here.

they must be REALLLYYYY desperate then...

[z's inmate#2341]

they must be REALLLYYYY desperate then...

No No Prek; for most prostitutes a customer is a customer, even if he's LTG:D

[dk]

Damn, you all are BRUTAL. :D

[Longtermgerm]

nah they aint brutal, just desperate. You can feel it. Its all good though, keeps me entertained. Ill be checking in with all my main shit stains from time to time, keep me posted...lol

[TheLastDon]

Guess who's back!

[dk]

That's good.

[kintama]

The JU forums aren't fun without LTG.