To Poo, or Not to Poo...

[Obe1Canole]

I've been talking to this girl I used to date back in high school and I'm about to be back in the states and start a relationship with her. Anyway, she is trying to tell me that I can't do #2 at her apt because the thought of her BF pooing grosses her out. She said if I was there and had to poo that I would have to go to a gas station or something. She doesn't seem to think it's abnormal for a girl to tell her BF to go to a different establishment to poo. Please participate in this poll, I would like to see what you all think.

[Zim the Invader]

I've been talking to this girl I used to date back in high school and I'm about to be back in the states and start a relationship with her. Anyway, she is trying to tell me that I can't do #2 at her apt because the thought of her BF pooing grosses her out. She said if I was there and had to poo that I would have to go to a gas station or something. She doesn't seem to think it's abnormal for a girl to tell her BF to go to a different establishment to poo. Please participate in this poll, I would like to see what you all think.

On the up side, no matter how freaky she gets in bed, you'll never have to worry about a 2 girls 1 cup scenario.

[Jazz]

I wish I could find that one long hilarious story I read in an Email a while back. I bvelieve it dealt with this very scenario in long detailed description.

[Obe1Canole]

I wish I could find that one long hilarious story I read in an Email a while back. I bvelieve it dealt with this very scenario in long detailed description.

You got me curious now...

[Trail]

That is a bit crazy... ? and odd. So what do you have to do once say... once you start living together? Build an outhouse just for your man poo outside while she gets to use the indoor one? I don't think so.

[DougP]

That's pretty strange...:ohmy:

[Obe1Canole]

That is a bit crazy... ? and odd. So what do you have to do once say... once you start living together? Build an outhouse just for your man poo outside while she gets to use the indoor one? I don't think so.

I know right! She prob just like seeing me get all riled up about it...

[Trail]

I know right! She prob just like seeing me get all riled up about it...

I hope that's all that craziness is, for your sake. :-|

[DJ Tak]

You should go to her house, take a dump on her bed, wipe your a$$ with her pillow case and tell her you have no use for a chick that has such ridiculous expectations.

I ran that by some other people and the whole heartedly agree with me.

[bli182_2001]

Maybe she dosent want to think about you pooing in her house, knowing she will prob be tossing your salad later that nite??

[Obe1Canole]

Maybe she dosent want to think about you pooing in her house, knowing she will prob be tossing your salad later that nite??

LOL! Possibly sir, possibly...

[Trail]

Maybe you can compromise (even though you shouldn't have to) and say you'll shower even time you have to drop a deuce at her house. Then she has to when she does at your place? I dunno.... I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this one.

[Obe1Canole]

Maybe you can compromise (even though you shouldn't have to) and say you'll shower even time you have to drop a deuce at her house. Then she has to when she does at your place? I dunno.... I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this one.

Actually we've already talked about that too, lol. I agreed I would take a shower afterwards if we were going to have sex... That's not unreasonable in my eyes.

As far as her coming to my place......uhh....I'm going to have to live at my mom's till I find a job and a place, so I don't have to worry about that for a little bit.

[EEWNASTY]

lol maybe she doesnt wanna clean your streaks outa the bowl

[Obe1Canole]

lol maybe she doesnt wanna clean your streaks outa the bowl

LOL! She said the same exact thing!

I'll tell you like I told her, I'm grown man, I know how to clean up after myself. I'm not some trucker passing through a highway rest stop...:thumbdown:

[EEWNASTY]

you can offer her some of those blue water tablet thingy madoodles

[Obe1Canole]

you can offer her some of those blue water tablet thingy madoodles

I'm sure she's already got some, she's a clean girl. :thumbup1:

[EEWNASTY]

I'm sure she's already got some, she's a clean girl. :thumbup1:

clean is a good thing...maybe you need some of those seat cover things to sit on like in the public ones

[Sex Wax]

I would take a monster dump, piss on the roll of T.P., don't flush, and stick some of those little food flags right into the log.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/AshMiller1972/foodflag.jpg

[Obe1Canole]

I would take a monster dump, piss on the roll of T.P., don't flush, and stick some of those little food flags right into the log.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/AshMiller1972/foodflag.jpg

LOL! That would prob be her worst nightmare :scared: :dead:

[socalheart]

This is what other more or less normal women would consider a RED FLAG! Dump the crazy broad and find someone without obvious issues. Gawd only knows what other issues she has about things. You're a decent looking guy. You'll find someone less crazy easily. heh. :D

[Obe1Canole]

This is what other more or less normal women would consider a RED FLAG! Dump the crazy broad and find someone without obvious issues. Gawd only knows what other issues she has about things. You're a decent looking guy. You'll find someone less crazy easily. heh. :D

I appreciate your concern Socal, and thanks for the compliment :smile4: but I'm going to play this one out, she's worth it :thumbup1: (and by that I don't mean I'm pooing at a gas station!)

[Trail]

I agreed I would take a shower afterwards if we were going to have sex... That's not unreasonable in my eyes.


I agree. That is just plain courtesy. :thumbup:

[Maytag Man]

clean is a good thing...maybe you need some of those seat cover things to sit on like in the public ones

Or just do a little DIY decorating for each holiday :grin1:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/12/santa-commode-set.jpg

[Trail]

Or just do a little DIY decorating for each holiday :grin1:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2006/12/santa-commode-set.jpg

That is just... wow. :ohmy: I bet you a million dollars that an older white woman thought that one up.

[Sex Wax]

I appreciate your concern Socal, and thanks for the compliment :smile4: but I'm going to play this one out, she's worth it :thumbup1: (and by that I don't mean I'm pooing at a gas station!)

You never know, she might get into it, and have you poo on her chest. Some women are into that.

[Maytag Man]

Maybe it will take some poop counseling.... perhaps you should have a stool discussion... :w00t:

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/bristol.jpg

I'm sorry... I hope no one is having dinner rat now...

[DoctorP]

This shit can't be true...you made this up just to screw with everyone! I guess when (if) she gets married that she'll need her own seperate "princess" toilet that no one else can use? Offer to install another bowl right next to hers and ask her if you can crap in that one....you know his and hers toilets!

Maybe something like this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2512565599_5c4b8b04a2.jpg

Hell, the two of you can even talk while doing the dirty deed! :D

[DougP]

+1 on the poop counseling, perhaps an illustrated book may help.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_npe0z_lNEHI/Saw446YKrtI/AAAAAAAABFs/MwJb1Gyoqws/s320/TheMooseWithTheLoosePoops.jpg

[Maytag Man]

:scratchchin:I think this shit can go on forever

[Obe1Canole]

You never know, she might get into it, and have you poo on her chest. Some women are into that.

Funny you should say that, she has joked about that with me before. A lot of truth is said in jest though........ uh oh..

Maybe it will take some poop counseling.... perhaps you should have a stool discussion... :w00t:

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/bristol.jpg

I'm sorry... I hope no one is having dinner rat now...

Considering her poo insensitivity, she actually sent me a link to a funny poo site one day. She confuses the shit out me sometimes! (no pun intended)

This shit can't be true...you made this up just to screw with everyone! I guess when (if) she gets married that she'll need her own seperate "princess" toilet that no one else can use? Offer to install another bowl right next to hers and ask her if you can crap in that one....you know his and hers toilets!

Maybe something like this:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2512565599_5c4b8b04a2.jpg

Hell, the two of you can even talk while doing the dirty deed! :D

I swear Doc! Although she usually is in a giggly tone when we talk about it, she still has never conceded and said "I know I know, I'm just kidding". I'll definitely bring this idea up to her and see what she thinks! :scratchchin:

+1 on the poop counseling, perhaps an illustrated book may help.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_npe0z_lNEHI/Saw446YKrtI/AAAAAAAABFs/MwJb1Gyoqws/s320/TheMooseWithTheLoosePoops.jpg

Now that's just damn funny! LOL

[jimbob17755]

I've been talking to this girl I used to date back in high school and I'm about to be back in the states and start a relationship with her. Anyway, she is trying to tell me that I can't do #2 at her apt because the thought of her BF pooing grosses her out. She said if I was there and had to poo that I would have to go to a gas station or something. She doesn't seem to think it's abnormal for a girl to tell her BF to go to a different establishment to poo. Please participate in this poll, I would like to see what you all think.
Maybe it's not the ACT of you dumping on her THRONE! Have you discussed the types of POO that turn her off,such as the Wet Poo,the Dangling Poo,the Gasy Poo,and last but not least the Peanut/Corn Poo.Find out if any one of these is at the center of the controversy! BTW does your girlfriend also exclude brown from her wardrobe? Mmmmmmm

[Kye77]

AH~ I don't think it's about the residue of the poo but the POO smell that lingers after~ She does not want to link you to the smelly poo smell that she might just catch a sniff of. She'll then link you to the smell.

Some women are really bizarre. I had a girlfriend who dumped her boyfriend because he grossed her out when he was drunk & puking all over the place. She said he smelled bad, looked bad & that she had a visual of all he ate that day accompanied by the smelly fully & partially digested food..

[Obe1Canole]

AH~ I don't think it's about the residue of the poo but the POO smell that lingers after~ She does not want to link you to the smelly poo smell that she might just catch a sniff of. She'll then link you to the smell.

Some women are really bizarre. I had a girlfriend who dumped her boyfriend because he grossed her out when he was drunk & puking all over the place. She said he smelled bad, looked bad & that she had a visual of all he ate that day accompanied by the smelly fully & partially digested food..

She mentioned something like that. I do know where to find air freshener though.... But like Trail mentioned and DocP mentioned, what about marriage? How would that work?

[Kye77]

AH really?!? Bingo?

God forbid she should hear you fart! OR worse, be beside you if you do~ :D

[Obe1Canole]

Maybe it's not the ACT of you dumping on her THRONE! Have you discussed the types of POO that turn her off,such as the Wet Poo,the Dangling Poo,the Gasy Poo,and last but not least the Peanut/Corn Poo.Find out if any one of these is at the center of the controversy! BTW does your girlfriend also exclude brown from her wardrobe? Mmmmmmm

Nah, can't usually get that far in a convo about poo before she gets grossed out and changes the subject. One step at a time...

[GODH8SU]

You never know, she might get into it, and have you poo on her chest. Some women are into that.

Oh yeah, nothing like a nice Cleveland Steamer!

[jimbob17755]

Nah, can't usually get that far in a convo about poo before she gets grossed out and changes the subject. One step at a time...
Now I know where the old expression," Go shit in your hat!" comes from!Probably a fellow wih the same girlfriend woes that you got!

[jimbob17755]

AH really?!? Bingo?

God forbid she should hear you fart! OR worse, be beside you if you do~ :D
Was that "be beside you,when you do,or DOO Doo?

[kintama]

Cleveland Steamer. Look it up.

[kombu_kid]

She's probably still in that "knight in shining armor" or "prince charming" romantic mode and doesn't want to kill that whole thing just yet.......don't worry about it. As a comedian once said, "when you're in the bathroom shaving while your wife is behind you, in curlers, taking a dump....you know the honeymoon's over"

[Trail]

As a comedian once said, "when you're in the bathroom shaving while your wife is behind you, in curlers, taking a dump....you know the honeymoon's over"

That's one line I refuse to cross, taking a dump with someone else in the damn bathroom with me. Mind you most people carry on a conversation as well. That whole idea just irks me.

[Oxmix]

Do you have a dog? :grin1:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Oxmix/Misc/clinton_poop.jpg

Regards

Ox

[OtisPMerriweather]

Just go in there, secure that head, and take a shit. You don't need to announce what you're going in there to do before you use the bathroom do you? Just turn the faucet on and tell her you're washing your feet or something. If she asks about the smell, just tell her you accidentally farted. Problem solved.

[Oxmix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-88WTZ17co&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poopprank.com%2Ffart-machine%2Findex.htm&feature=player_embedded

Regards

Ox

[IndyGal]

That's one line I refuse to cross, taking a dump with someone else in the damn bathroom with me. Mind you most people carry on a conversation as well. That whole idea just irks me.

Made me think of this movie. (at 3:20) "I smelled your shit for 22 years so you can smell mine for five minute." LMAO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7oypXF9buw

[Obe1Canole]

She's probably still in that "knight in shining armor" or "prince charming" romantic mode and doesn't want to kill that whole thing just yet.......don't worry about it. As a comedian once said, "when you're in the bathroom shaving while your wife is behind you, in curlers, taking a dump....you know the honeymoon's over"

Good point KK. Weird thing is that we have been talking online and on the phone for like 3 months... I hope I didn't spend my whole honeymoon period on the phone!!

Just go in there, secure that head, and take a shit. You don't need to announce what you're going in there to do before you use the bathroom do you? Just turn the faucet on and tell her you're washing your feet or something. If she asks about the smell, just tell her you accidentally farted. Problem solved.

I think that's what it's going to come down to OP, I'm not going to make a big deal of it anymore. I'm just going to do it as unsuspectingly as possible and deal with it.

Obe... just hit it and bounce... problem solved..

If it was some random chick, maybe, but she's no hoodrat. I want to try and make this one work. Thanks for your concern though!

[kombu_kid]

Or you could turn it around on her.......you'd leave her speechless after dropping this little love note.......you dashing devil, you!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/MyCammer/untitled-1.jpg

[Obe1Canole]

Or you could turn it around on her.......you'd leave her speechless after dropping this little love note.......you dashing devil, you!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/MyCammer/untitled-1.jpg

Damn, can't see it on my work comp...

*UPDATE*

Ok I just saw it, LOLOLOLOL!!

[Redsox'sNation]

You could always take a shit on her chest and chili dog her... That will help make her decision that much easier...

[bli182_2001]

shit yea, eat loads of toco bell and have a fieldday JK! just thought I would throw that out for shits and giggles

[Redsox'sNation]

Wow... I think that was one of the funniest things I have ever recommended...

[Obe1Canole]

Wow... I think that was one of the funniest things I have ever recommended...

I'll run it by her and see what she says :-|

[bli182_2001]

good luck with getting that idea approved

[Fire4Effect]

Just go in there, secure that head, and take a shit. You don't need to announce what you're going in there to do before you use the bathroom do you? Just turn the faucet on and tell her you're washing your feet or something. If she asks about the smell, just tell her you accidentally farted. Problem solved.

I'm on a gov computer so I can't link to the scene in the movie Dumb and Dumber...:thumbup1:

[Fire4Effect]

Show up at her place wearing a diaper... poo in it, change it, and toss it in her trash can...

[Fire4Effect]

Remove all of your toilet seats, invite her over. When she goes to the bathroom and inquires about it, tell her you don't need toilet seats, you poo in the back yard with the dog...

[Fire4Effect]

And, for my last suggestion... Show up at her place carrying a cat box with a huge litter covered deuce in it and tell you brought your own toilet.... :w00t:


Edit to add... YEAH 400...

[Sex Wax]

Or...go to her bathroom and put Vasoline all over her toilet seat. Doesnt really have anything to do with poo, but it's funny when people slip off.

[Fire4Effect]

slip her a rufie and some magnesium citrate. once she passes out and craps all over herself you will be cleared to use the toilet because she just sh!t the bed and somehow your smelly poo will pale in comparison. Plus, you can always bring that up when you are losing an argument. Make sure you get a couple of pics of it in case you need to show her friends as the coup de grace.:thumbup:

[0341isa]

Never had this happen. Have had (more than once) a girl make me leave the apt so SHE could poop. I guess they find it totally embarrASSing. SOmetimes it was s weak excuse, (could you please go get me some -blank- from the -wherever-) . Sometimes they just admit they had to poop and were embarrassed to have someone there.

[0341isa]

joking? You do realize there is a book??? EVERYONE POOPS by Taro Gomi.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_npe0z_lNEHI/Saw446YKrtI/AAAAAAAABFs/MwJb1Gyoqws/s320/TheMooseWithTheLoosePoops.jpg

+1 on the poop counseling, perhaps an illustrated book may help.


If it doesnt work out, try pooping in her septic tank.

[CaptainMcLusty]

I cannot poo anywhere but my own toliet in my own house, so I could never poo at a boyfriend's house or anything, but other than that, who cares?? Let him poo. Just make him shower before you start "exploring" that area......

[pandalvr2003]

I recomend giving her the "cupcake" in the morning when she wakes up. Cupcake= cupping your hand while covering you annus as you fart, quickly covering it with your other hand and quickly putting your hand in front of the victims face. Open your cupped hand and say CUPCAKE! Now thats Love!

[pandalvr2003]

Also where does she poo?

[cupcake]

i think poop is gross, but it is something that we can't help. i don't poop 'my' bathroom, i use the other one. and i don't let anyone else poop in my bathroom either. i don't think that you should just go pooping at other people's house, unless you ask them first. and you have to decide when that is right. once a guy pooped at my house after staying the night. i was so grossed out i never talked to him again.

[Trail]

i think poop is gross, but it is something that we can't help. i don't poop 'my' bathroom, i use the other one. and i don't let anyone else poop in my bathroom either. i don't think that you should just go pooping at other people's house, unless you ask them first. and you have to decide when that is right. once a guy pooped at my house after staying the night. i was so grossed out i never talked to him again.

So let me get this straight.... I have to ASK to take a crap in someone's house? What do you do if they say no and they do not have another bathroom for you to use? Leave? That is crazy. As long as the person is not disgusting and spreads poo all over my bathroom, they have the freedom to use my bathroom when nature calls. Humans crap, get over it. :rolleyes:

[kombu_kid]

Anyway, mine doesn't stink......:rolleyes:

Just ask my wife!........\:-)

[GODH8SU]

I recomend giving her the "cupcake" in the morning when she wakes up. Cupcake= cupping your hand while covering you annus as you fart, quickly covering it with your other hand and quickly putting your hand in front of the victims face. Open your cupped hand and say CUPCAKE! Now thats Love!

How coincidental. This post was made about giving her a cupcake, and the very next poster happens to go by the name cupcake.:first:

i think poop is gross, but it is something that we can't help. i don't poop 'my' bathroom, i use the other one. and i don't let anyone else poop in my bathroom either. i don't think that you should just go pooping at other people's house, unless you ask them first. and you have to decide when that is right. once a guy pooped at my house after staying the night. i was so grossed out i never talked to him again.

[okifamily3]

Now, not that I love to thought of my significant other, or any other, taking a huge doo in my bathroom, I think it is kinda messed up to make someone leave...What if you don't make it? If you gotta go...then go....

[dk]

How did I miss such an awesome thread?! :D

[GODH8SU]

How did I miss such an awesome thread?! :D

That's a good question. I enjoyed this thread while I was in the desert.

[canjap02]

My wife will jokely tell me to wait and take a sh*t when I get to work, but she says this only because of the smell.

Its ok to crap in some else bathroom, just dont leave any stains and dont clog the toilet.

[Obe1Canole]

Well just for the update, I tell her I'm going to take a shower (right after dinner, ha ha) and do it then. She obviously knew what was going on but I told her that's the best I can do to keep it out of her head (no pun intended). There is no way in hell I will leave my gf's place if I gotta go. If she ever insisted I did, I wouldn't be coming back:) Fun thread though, thanks for the support everyone!

[canjap02]

I totally forgot about this topic. Shit on her bed and put her pillow over it. tell her it was the cats/dogs

[Ayzil]

I've never seen so much shit talking in one thread.


Honestly I make it a point to test the women I date. If I can fart when they're around and they can get over it...jackpot. Don't get me wrong I don't expect them to enjoy it, but not to go apeshit and demand I leave.

And for the record, requesting someone leave to crap elsewhere is stupid. I do have a guest bathroom, but even if I didn't I wouldn't mind. Just don't use all my TP.

[canjap02]

I've never seen so much shit talking in one thread.


Honestly I make it a point to test the women I date. If I can fart when they're around and they can get over it...jackpot. Don't get me wrong I don't expect them to enjoy it, but not to go apeshit and demand I leave.

And for the record, requesting someone leave to crap elsewhere is stupid. I do have a guest bathroom, but even if I didn't I wouldn't mind. Just don't use all my TP.

Ah ya the fart test. The only problem is WHEN to start the fart test. Is it like a week, month, months Who knows?

[Ayzil]

Date number 2 is when I release the poo.

[canjap02]

I try to release a good silent but deadly first and see how that goes. based on that I might release a earth shaker

[kombu_kid]

Fun thread though, thanks for the support everyone!

It ain't over 'til JU says it's over.......:cool: I love how the most retarded threads here have eternal "legs".:first: We may be discussing this in 2015!

Next thread: Dutch ovens!.......deal breaker?

[badkitty]

I don't care if one poos at my house, just not in my personal bathroom, thats what the second bathroom is for.... But oooo man, I cannot poo anywhere but my own house... Even now, I drive 30 min home to poo.... Even though technically, I am girl and we are not built to poo, fart, burp, etc....

[canjap02]

You know you could just have one off those MIA shits were you know you took a dump but when you look in the bowl and on toilet paper there is no shit, where did it go? You do that and I dont think there will a problem anymore. :)