Do you check after you wipe?

[deepsleep]

Be honest! I usually don't have to look. I judge the cleanliness from the way the toilet paper glides across my butt ho. :ohmy: But if things get messy I need to check. :scared:

Damn, I messed up the poll and now I cant edit it. Last two are supposed to be "I check when it gets messy" and " Wipe what???"

Oh well

[kombu_kid]

Lack of friction upon wipage......bad sign.

[Fire4Effect]

I believe in saving the trees... I just take a bunch of showers... or if I need to I'll grab one of my neighbors shirts off their clothes line...

[Fire4Effect]

Not to highjack OP's thread, but in keeping with the wiping theme. Have you ever got stuck somewhere without paper and had to improvise with something else? I have, I used one of my socks... And yes, I left it there, in the trash can of the gas station...


Yes, I checked...

[Sex Wax]

I have a mirror built into the floor in front of the toilet. After a good BM and wipe, I squat down and look in the mirror, checking the aesthetic cleanliness of my ballon knot.

[deepsleep]

High jack away, you guys are fawking funny.

I remember when I was like 5 or something this kid really had to go and took a shit in the middle of the playground and wiped his but w/a rock. lol

[Old Timer]

http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/photoplog/images/2333/medium/1_AssWipes.jpg

[proudtobnotpc]

showers rock man

[Carl]

In '05, I had PT with my unit and we were running through the Spot gate on Foster. I had to shit so bad and couldn't hold it any more so went in the port-a-john by the gate. It was too late when I realized there was no toilet paper. I lost a good pair of underwear that day :crying: I hated free-balling in those gay ass PT shorts I had to wear (you know...the short green ones. and as if a bunch of sweaty men in tiny green shorts and tight green shirts wasn't gay enough, we had the reflective belt to go with it even though it was broad daylight just to make us even more flamboyant...:rolleyes:).

Also, I have "a friend" who finally got his wife to give permission to the back door. Access was only granted one time and never again because the next day, his wife had no control over her butt clinching muscles and shit herself in the San-A parking lot. "My friend" had the pleasure of doing the checking on that one.

[hankypanky]

I'm blessed at one of those french water squirters up my ass in my toilet. I have it on firemarshall bill strength and it always comes with a yelp from one of the girls in the house when they turn it on:D

By the way, pressure is enough to sandblast a house:thumbup:

[Jazz]

Yes, I check, nothing worse than an itchy ass. Except maybe a leaky one, in which case a Manpon is required.

This reminds me of this thread a little - http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5731&highlight=toilet+tales

[kombu_kid]

Also, I have "a friend" who finally got his wife to give permission to the back door. Access was only granted one time and never again because the next day, his wife had no control over her butt clinching muscles and shit herself in the San-A parking lot. "My friend" had the pleasure of doing the checking on that one.

That's funny......and it reminds me of the Howard Stern Show one time.....there was a porno chick on as a guest......and guys were calling in, asking her questions......and one of the guy callers asked her if she ever "TOOTSIE-ROLLED" on camera:-| I thought, WOW!!.....I didn't know they actually had a name for it!!?

Apparently in one of her films.....her "third input" films, that is......she, uh.....you get the idea.

[Obe1Canole]

Yes, I check, nothing worse than an itchy ass. Except maybe a leaky one, in which case a Manpon is required.

This reminds me of this thread a little - http://www.japanupdate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5731&highlight=toilet+tales

Spot on Ryu. Itchy ass will ruin my day. I'll wipe my ass with enough toilet paper to recreate a Redwood if I have to. I wont stop till its all white.

[Jazz]

Spot on Ryu. Itchy ass will ruin my day. I'll wipe my ass with enough toilet paper to recreate a Redwood if I have to. I wont stop till its all white.

mos def.....

[Trail]

Do any of you use wet-wipes/baby wipes or do all y'all mofos clog the toilet like my husband? Then when the next person <insert wifey/gf/whatever> goes to take a pee, the toilet over flows with shitty water, piss, and toilet paper? :cursing:

... sorry, had to rant since it's happened numerous times since my husband has to wipe and wipe until the paper is white instead of using a baby-wipe

[Asshat]

Do any of you use wet-wipes/baby wipes or do all y'all mofos clog the toilet like my husband? Then when the next person <insert wifey/gf/whatever> goes to take a pee, the toilet over flows with shitty water, piss, and toilet paper? :cursing:

... sorry, had to rant since it's happened numerous times since my husband has to wipe and wipe until the paper is white instead of using a baby-wipe

Technique- three swipes with six squares each folded over, followed by handiwipe, followed by shower.

We don't share bathrooms either.

[Sex Wax]

Sometimes I sneeze fart, and there are some turdicles that may shoot out. But If i'm in a dinner situation or there are people around, it's not polite to wipe in front of them. So i'll excuse my self and go to the bathroom or closet and wipe with whatever's handy. Some of my friends have taken to padlocking thier closet doors, because the sleeves of thier favorite shirts and coats kept getting skidmarks on them somehow.

I also used to know a girl who peed when she laughed real hard. I wonder if she wiped right away, or just let it soak in.

[EEWNASTY]

two sheets folded together only check when it feels dry...repeat untill no brown...