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As I See It: How to have GREAT SEX!

By: P. Town

Date Posted: 1999-12-10

Whatever happened to ‘Home Training?’ You know, manners, common courtesies, Thank You’s, You’re Welcome, etc. I wrap it all up under the title of No Home Training.

Kids don’t seem to mind their manners like they used to. Whenever I meet someone who is rude or obnoxious, I simply say, “you need to work on your Home Training”. Mostly I get ‘the deer looking into the headlight look.’

I finally realized the root of this problem after spending some time with the kids’ parents. The parents also have No Home Training. Some even have Master’s Degree in Rudeness. It does not take a lot of effort to say Thank You, or return a Hello or even a smile. Try it sometime and you’ll be amazed at the results. It creates an illusion that people are actually nice. What a world it would be if everyone used their Home Training. Can you imagine how you would react when your son’s friends come over and eat you out of house and home and then say, “Thank You, the food was good?” I would have a massive coronary and go into convulsions on the floor. Then after I was resuscitated I would get up and give them a hug! Heck! I would probably give twenty dollars each to boot and start screaming, “I found someone with Home Training!”

One of them would probably make the cover of Time magazine. I can see the cover now, “Boy With Manners Found”. Everyone who saw it would probably think it was some sort of hoax or publicity stunt to get more readers. CNN would probably do a special news report and the kid would be booked for the rest of the year on every talk show from Oprah to David Letterman! He’d be a millionaire overnight!

So kids if you want to be rich and famous, it’s really simple, USE YOUR HOME TRAINING! If your parents need Home Training give it to them. It will make your world a lot nicer place to live in. That’s how I see it.

PS, sorry about the title of the story, but would you of read it if it was titled Home Training?

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