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ALL MEN ARE SCUM!

By: P. Town

Date Posted: 1999-12-03

In these trying times when trying to raise our daughters with good morals and ensure their safety and happiness, we hope and pray we taught them well enough to handle whatever life may throw at them. As Dads, we tend to handle these delicate situations as gracefully as a rhino with two left feet in a glass house.

Of course, no one has all of the right answers, each situation requires a different approach and response. Dads are bombarded with questions from their daughters. “Is it O.K. to kiss a boy? When will I know if I’m in love? How did you feel about mom? Etc… etc…etc.

I’m about to fill all men on the best advice to give their daughters. This advice will save us from endless hours of being accused of “Not being sensitive to their needs”. It will allow us to pursue life’s more important mysteries. Such as: “How can I beat Ben on the golf course?” or “How long can I surf the net an have the wife believe I’m doing research for work?” or “How can I get everyone out of the house during Monday Night Football?”

Gentlemen, within these mysteries lies the correct answer to give our daughters when talking about boyfriends. You stare them straight in the eye and say “Listen good because I’m only gonna tell you once, ALL MEN ARE SCUM! Don’t ever forget that.”

Then you give them a hug and right before you walk out the door because your already late for your tee off time, you say, “Except Dad.”

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